"Need verification?" Sure enough, the man's face darkened. ＥＴ

"Verification is verification. "A certain bean sat across from him, stared at his pants, and if you have the ability, you will take it off!

"If I take it off, you have to take it off too. The man spoke again, a little less murderous when he said this.

"Okay, you take it off first. "A certain bean answered so quickly, usually people who are familiar with her know that what she said is a lie, and the faster she speaks, the higher the content of lying.

"Good. The man stood up and slowly reached for his trouser belt......

"Touch!" The door was kicked open, and I saw that the demon prince walked out at some point, and stared at her with a dark face at the moment, "Peel potatoes, your mother called you home for dinner!"

"My mother isn't here. Moudou waved his hand and stared back at the man who was all black...... The pants of the stall!

"Sect Master Luo, you are deceiving underage girls. Tang Sanyu stepped in, walked to a certain bean's side, and then accidentally stepped on her toes.

"Ahh

"You love me, how can you deceive me?" Luo Kuixiu looked at the golden-robed man and smiled back.

"My guard is stupid, she doesn't remember what she said, and you lure her into your topic with a purpose. The stupid guard put down the feet that he was still holding, and angrily walked to the side of the demon and yelled: "You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!"

"Look, what normal person dares to yell at his master like this?" the demon smiled gracefully, and raised his foot to accidentally step on her other foot again.

"Ouch. A certain bean hugged his feet and walked, shouting as he walked: "You are abnormal, your whole family is abnormal!"

"In this case, I will not disturb you, Your Highness, goodbye. Luo Kuixiu glanced at a certain bean, took the sword on the table and left.

"Hey, hero, don't go, I haven't seen it yet. A certain bean cried out unwillingly.

"We'll meet again. Luo Kuixiu turned to look at her, pulled out a smile that a certain bean couldn't see, and walked out of the private room.

"Don't want to see it?" a dangerous voice sounded in his ears. "People are the leader of the Shura Sect, they don't blink when they kill people, be careful that you see his hidden disease of only two centimeters, and he will be the first to kill you. ”

"He's definitely more than two centimeters. A certain bean hugged his feet and came to a conclusion.

"Bump. "Someone knocked him on the head.

"Ouch, you pervert!" After stepping on her two feet, he came to knock her head again, perverted perverted pervert!

"I said that two centimeters is two centimeters for him, do you have an opinion? Moreover, you will never know in your life, and don't think of ways to know. "Look at a big man taking off his pants, this woman is too strong.

"You can look at other people's flower girls, why can't I look at other people's men?" Although he is the boss and she is a subordinate, but in this regard, men and women are equal, do you understand? Hmph, unequal? If you have the ability, you can conjure two roots, I'll take a look!

"Are you jealous?" the demon suddenly burst out, then smiled ambiguously, and gently touched her messy hair: "Cut the guard,." ＥＴ”

"You?" a bean's eyelid swept over his pants, "Two centimeters is not enough!" and then tried to walk out with a look of disdain.

"Touch!" the door was closed by Tang San's palm.

"Peel potatoes, you're dead......" followed by a yin and yin tone, a certain bean's soles were cold, and then he remembered that this guy had received countless compliments and countless gold and silver treasures in his life, and he would definitely not be able to stand his face suddenly, and his martial arts seemed to be quite high, and the palm wind was closed? It seems that this vase prince is not so flamboyant in appearance, and it must be her poor little guard who offends him in the end, she doesn't want to approve a thousand more-like potatoes, so she immediately turned around and changed her words: "No, I said it wrong." ”

"Hmm. The prince nodded in satisfaction.

"Three centimeters at most. ”……

The demon was furious, and his face swept over her chest with contempt, "Xiaolongbao." ”

As a result, a certain bean was also despised by the gorgeous......

Tai**, when one or two people returned to the palace in the evening, Tang Sanyi allowed a certain bean to eat at the same table with him, so, when eating, a certain bean picked those potatoes that were only three centimeters long to eat, and hinted at him while eating;

So, after a whole table of dishes, the two of them ate two empty dishes, and then put down the chopsticks in unison and stepped out, seeing that the housekeeper was sweating profusely, why did the prince only eat xiaolongbao?

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In the beautiful back garden, the demon and a certain bean sat on the teng chair to enjoy the flowers and the moon and the autumn fragrance, suddenly, a certain bean took a small wooden stick from nowhere and put it on the table, pay attention, this stick is not more than three centimeters, the demon also smiled, picked up a small stone from the ground, and then took a grain from his hand and put it on the table, this meaning is self-evident.

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A certain bean folded the long wooden stick in his hand again, and then put it on the table, side by side with the one just now, and the demon also picked a stone from his hand and put it on the table, you put it, I put it, and then put it...... After a while, the whole stone table was full of small sticks and stones, and the butler sweated again, and said in a trembling voice, "Why don't you go and verify it yourself?" After watching for a night, the butler finally watched the two men compete with contempt in their eyes.

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"Don't. The two replied in unison, and a certain bean stood up, not intending to be naïve with him again, but sat down in an instant, staring at the demon with a smile on his face getting bigger and bigger.

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"What for?" the demon ignored her perverted smile.

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"I'm cold......" Moudou looked at his thick golden prince robe.

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"Ah, I'm not cold. The demon waved the butler away, wanting to lie down for a while without being disturbed.

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"I want to get dressed. A certain bean stared at his seemingly beautiful golden dress, hoping that he would know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

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"What's the matter with King Guanben?" the prince lay down comfortably, squinted and began to sleep.

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"Brother. "A bean bites its finger.

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The lying demon was shocked by her coldness, and then smiled again, and a handsome face poked over: "Brother is called on the bed." ”

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"Then you can't take it off?" A certain bean kept a loli shape, the aunt, when she stood up, she found that her pants were wet, and the warmth flowed down, and the place where she slept was far away from here, all the way back to the law, she must have become a joke.

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"I don't take it off. A certain bean blackened his face, rolled up his sleeves and threw himself at him.

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"Ah...... "harmonized......

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For a long time, "I told you not to take it off." A certain bean glanced at the demon with slanted eyes, and found that he was looking at her with a smile on his face.

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"You said it earlier. The demon stared at her pants ambiguously, and the long prince's robe covered her body, looking like a clown.

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"She's a girl. "A certain bean is rare and innocent, but in exchange for a bigger smile from the demon, so he was angry and stretched out his foot to kick him.

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"Okay, I'll send you back. Tang Sanyu was rarely kind, and walked back with her in a bright yellow undershirt.

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"Too, too, too ......" The palace people all the way looked at the dress of the two but were so frightened that they couldn't speak, you said, the two of them had a pleasant smile on their faces, but a certain bean was wearing a prince's robe, and the real prince was only wearing a shirt and wandering here in the middle of the night, can it not be scary?

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"You, you, your wife......"

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"Too, too, aunt......" all the way back, there were all kinds of expressions, the two didn't care at all, one smiled brighter than the other.

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"Please ignore it. ”

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"Please forget. ”

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"Please ignore. Dou's official signboard smiled and kindly reminded passers-by not to gossip too much.

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"I don't hear that. The long corridor passed, and the demon suddenly yelled at the stunned crowd.

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"Yes. And the crowd scattered.

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"Convince people with virtue. A certain bean pulled at the corner of his clothes.

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"Well, all back, we'll do it again. The demon yelled again, everyone sweated, this prince of Niu X dared to play addicted......

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Early the next morning, a certain bean was called to get up and go to eat with the demon, I don't know if this demon's head has been convulsive recently, and she has to eat and drink with a little guard with a knife at every meal, and the people in the whole Tai** are looking at her and the prince with colored glasses: This year, it turns out that the prince is so good, and he has to ask a girl to pretend to be a guard, isn't this the legendary hidden S and hidden M? But a certain demon is so strong that he directly ignores that vision, and he still vigorously puts vegetables in her bowl, and in that envious and jealous gaze, only a certain bean knows that in fact, those dishes are all things that the demon doesn't like to eat, and all of them were given to her in a friendly way.

A certain bean was too full, and came out to understand that he was lying down, but on the way back, he found that there was a voice from the big ** door that looked like he had been raped by a pig.

"I want to see the prince, let me go, I want to see the prince, I want to seek justice. ”

"What's so noisy?" A certain dou frowned and looked at the troublesome character, there have been so many things in recent years, but it was exactly what she wanted, so she calmly walked to the palace gate as a guard.

"It's to cut the guard, this person claims to be a foreign envoy, and he is too **, he should have been caught in the door panel last night, so he doesn't know whether he is alive or dead. "The whole Tai** people know that this guard is a woman, and she is also the prince's guest in the curtain, so she can't be offended.

"Foreign envoy?" "The guard began to look at the ragged man, his hair was loosely seamed, no matter how close and far he looked, it really looked like his head had been caught by the door panel, so he turned around, patted his ass and left, she didn't want to be like the guy whose head was caught by the door.

"It's me who cuts the guards, foreign envoy. Seeing her slap her ass and leave, the man immediately shouted, "I'm here to marry my princess, remember?"

"Engaged?" Hearing the word, he waited for a while, and a foreign envoy did come to the engagement a few days ago and said, oh, that sunflower princess. "Oh, I remember, you're an envoy of the Sunflower Country. ”

"Ahem, it's Chaoyang Country. "The envoy corrected it in due course.