"Not a little chef, she's my guard. The demon also calmly took a sip of tea, "Cut the guard, haven't you come forward to see the emperor?"

"......" shaved the guard's head low, without the slightest intention of raising his head, the demon glanced at the body, his posture moved, one long leg kicked towards the straight calf of a guard, and then elegantly changed to another posture to sit.

"Ouch......" Cutting Wei finally woke up at the moment when he held hands with Zhou Gong's son, and looked up at the demon in confusion, girl, when did I offend you again?

"It turned out to be the pig god?" The old emperor saw that little face raised, and immediately felt sincerely: "May I ask if the pig god is used to living here too much?"

"Get used to it...... "Your old eyes are not faint, are you?" She, the "pig god", is just a guard with a knife here, and she is not used to it at all, can you let me out?

"I heard that the pig girl is very good at picking potatoes. The old emperor praised again.

"That's all rumors spread by people with hearts, and my name is Xue Tudou, please call me Miss Xue. Xue Tudou glanced at the "caring person".

"Oh, that's good. The old emperor deeply affirmed his son. "Who are you, girl?" a pig god fell from the world? Well, only his talented son can tell.

"Heavenly. "A certain bean is saved, and the skills of these two fathers and sons to fool people are the strongest of the strong.

"Oh, the stars and moon in your hometown must be very bright. The old emperor raised his eyes to the heavens.

"So to speak. "On behalf of the moon and the stars, I illuminate the titanium dog's eyes of your whole family.

"Can a girl play chess?"

"It's going to be a little bit. A certain bean said modestly.

"Then how do you think this game of chess should be played?" The old emperor pointed to a pair of chess pieces placed next to him, and a certain bean glanced at it, directly moved one of them with his hand, and immediately retracted his hand, "I'll move it casually." ”

"Hehe, the girl is really a good chess player. "Only one move, but the chess game has already become a different world.

"I'm average at chess. "A certain bean said very politely.

"Miss Cut, you are really a good person, you have time to go into the palace to play chess with me, an old man. The old emperor stood up and looked at the demonic son, "I ordered someone to make your favorite dish from the palace and make it up." The old emperor glanced at Xue Tudou and then at Tang Sanyu, smiling very happily, with a little warmth in his arms.

"Congratulations to the emperor. "A bunch of people sent away the super dignitaries.

"You're good at chess, I wonder how good you are?" the demon suddenly looked up and asked her.

"It's okay......" A certain dou nodded calmly, "I'm just proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." ”

"Okay, then I'll take you somewhere. The demon stood up and dragged her out.

"Don't, don't drag, I have feet to walk......" A certain bean was lifted, his calves dangling in the air, too unladylike, and began to be awkward.

"You have short legs and don't walk fast enough. "The demon hit mercilessly, and a certain bean immediately went down.

"Dust Drifter" is the largest Fengyue place in the city, guarding the most prosperous area in the center of Canglan Country, where people come and go, and at this time, Xue Tudou is standing in front of the gate of this "Dust Drifter".

"Guest, drifting, dust. Xue Tudou muttered to himself, and suddenly a heavenly spirit covered it.

"Ouch. A certain bean immediately glared at the big hand, and there was a look like if you hit me again, I will cut your hand into pieces.

"It's a dusty guest, don't talk so loudly if you're stupid. Tang Sanyi picked her up and walked inside.

"Wow, what a flower girl. "After a certain bean entered, his eyes straightened, and he saw one by one women dressed in revealing clothes and laughing with the guests, what a place where the wind and snow are snowy, and the adultery is exposed!

"Prince, you're here to find Miss Ruyan. A woman with heavy makeup walked out and bowed down to Tang Sanxuan.

"Hmm. ”

"She's on the second floor......" Before the old mother could finish her sentence, the demon prince picked her up and went upstairs.

"The prince is auspicious. Before he could go up to the second floor, he saw a woman kneeling in front of the door, and saluted when she saw Tang San.

"No courtesy, like smoke, this king wants to hear you play the piano today. Under the treacherous eyes of a certain bean, the demon calmly stepped into the room of the girl like smoke.

"Yes. Ruyan girl looked up, a certain bean who had just passed by her saw that her appearance was a soft leg, and suddenly a large idiom flashed in her mind: closed moon shy flowers, ice muscles and jade bones, sinking fish and falling geese, teeth and white lips red, water hibiscus, about many colors, twenty-eight beauties, national color Tianxiang, national color Tianzi, flowers and moon appearance, peerless beauty, pear blossoms with rain, forest atmosphere, picturesque eyebrows, clear eyebrows, beautiful as crown jade, greasy face, bright eyes and bright teeth, thousands of charming, alluring the city and the country, the head of the moth eyebrows, like a flower like jade, double pupils cut water, slim and jade, I see pity, fairy posture and a smile of a daughter, demeanor, Chang'e in the moon…… The words are exhausted, and a certain bean has used all the words that can be imagined to describe the beauty of a woman in his life, and he sighed deeply in his heart: This woman is beautiful!

"Prince, I don't know what song you want to listen to today?" Ruyan girl also walked in, as if she hadn't seen Xue Tudou, walked up to Tang Sanyu, and gently served him a cup of tea.

"Sing under the moon. The demon took a sip of tea, glanced at the guard standing beside him, and saw that she had not recovered from her beauty, and immediately became angry, and stretched out her foot and kicked her calf.

"There is no beauty in the autumn! Pleasing to the eye is a beauty! Alluring the country and the city! Shocking the people of the world!" A certain bean was kicked and didn't feel anything, and his mouth was full of poetry again.

Kick again, chant again: "Hibiscus is not as good as beauty makeup, and the water hall is fragrant."

Kicking, groaning: "The state is thick and true, the texture is delicate and the flesh is even." ”

So a song came down, one was kicking his calf, the other was poetic, and Ben didn't listen carefully to the beauty of the song, but when the girl stopped like smoke, the two applauded together, "Good song, good song......

"Cut the guard, you go and play. With a finger of the demon's hand, a certain bean immediately stepped forward, sat down elegantly, and then looked back at the two and smiled.

"Plop!" The two Liugong Fandel both sprayed tea.

A certain bean flicked his fingers, and suddenly the magic sound pierced his ears......

"Bump. The door opened, and a small figure was thrown out.

"Ouch!" a bean yelled, covering his ass.

"Wait outside the door, don't come in. The door closed mercilessly.

"Ouch, Childe, I don't like group P inside? A certain bean had just rubbed her ass and stood up, and a burst of aroma immediately smoked from the top of her head, only to see a woman who was much taller than her standing beside her, hugging her little shoulders affectionately, smiling wildly.

"Dare to ask the flower girl's name?"

"The slave's name is Xiaoxiao. I saw that the sugar daddy gently pushed her, sprinkling Xiaojiao, but our Doudou was pushed to the ground by her, lying on all fours.

"Little girl, the way you are coquettish is really chic. A certain bean touched his flattened nose and got up, standing a meter away from her, really, away from Xiaoxiao, cherishing life!

"Childe, let the slave family go with you to play. I saw that the little one pounced again, a certain bean shook his spirits, turned around and ran away, "My son went to the toilet, goodbye." ”

"Oh, the slave family just wants to go, let's go together......" The little pounce behind him was even more fierce.

"No...... "Okay" A certain bean ran under his feet, you "little" want to go to the toilet with me? Am I stunned to death by your, or stoned to death by your?

"I want to ......" So, this day's "dust drifter" staged a chase "man" line, the small footsteps shook the wooden board on the second floor creaked, the people downstairs quickly got out of the way, the two chased upstairs without being happy, the people downstairs followed the big body flashed, where the footsteps went, the people downstairs stayed away, for fear that the "little" upstairs accidentally fell, and the people downstairs would be pressed into pieces of flesh paper.

"Ouch. After a hundred rounds, a certain bean was out of breath and accidentally stepped on his left foot and rolled down the stairs.

At the moment when everyone quieted down and watched her roll, a black shadow quickly swept down from the second floor, and with a big hand, dragged her into a private room on the second floor.

"Girl, are you alright?" a deep voice sounded a quarter of an hour later.

"Thank you for saving your life, hey, how do you know I'm a woman?" After enough rest, Wei Fengchen got up from the ground, and the person who saved her in front of her was dressed in black, and even the expression was the same darkness.

A gaze was fixed on her almost flat chest.

"Shenma, I'm so flat, you can see that I'm a woman?" A certain bean was angry, thinking that before she went out, when she was caught by the demon around her waist, her "majestic" breasts made the demon throw her down on the spot, how could a man who went up to the Qinglou have such a bulging chest? ordered her to not let him see the slightest ups and downs no matter what way she used, so, in order to go out to see the world, she sacrificed her erect breasts and wrapped N layers with a long cloth.

"......," the black-faced man's lips pulled out silently as if he were smiling, "I touched it." ”

A certain bean blushed, although this person is a little darker, but it is very cool, the face line is very resolute, and the Adam's apple is also damn tempting, and the sturdy body is all damn tempting to a certain bean, I want to lie down on his clothes to see how many abdominal muscles there are, Doudou's brain flashed a thousand possibilities to be responsible for her, the consequences, and the end.

Finally coughed in a serious voice, "It's very small." The man came to a conclusion faster than she did.

"You're young. So a certain bean threw the idea of making a personal promise to the Pacific Ocean, despised her breasts, and killed! His eyes boldly swept between his trousers, and then said with contempt, "Is there a wood that is two centimeters?"