Xia Xue squeezed her eyes at Li Li, and began to read his copy:

"There is a world of difference between the popularity and box office of the movie "Pure Heart, Dream Showbiz"!

In the history of Chinese films, we have never seen a film with such a great 'popularity', but the cumulative box office in the first three days of release is only 100,000.

It's also rare to see a movie that has been hastily taken off the shelves and then re-released the following year.

For this disgusting movie that opens the door to disgusting and disgusting to home, a magnificent wonder in the family of bad movies, we decided to comment on it in accordance with public opinion when it is released for the second time, and give it a fatal blow!"

The crowd was stunned:

"Huh?"

"Haha!"

"What? Disgusting open the door for disgusting, disgusting to the house? This paragraph is cheesy and vicious?"

"The mouth is really damaged, but it's right!

Xia Xue smiled smugly, as if this was her copywriting, and she continued to read:

When I received this film review task, curiosity made the editor click on the movie without hesitation, but the strong desire to survive made the editor withdraw again and again.

In the face of this strange case in the Chinese film world, from the film itself to the director himself, the editor of the rest of his life after the catastrophe will first introduce it to the audience from the theme song of the film.

Because of the content of this movie, it can be summed up with this appalling theme song "Dream Showbiz", and now we read the theme song affectionately again, and by the way, understand the plot:

Chase dreams, chase dreams, chase dreams, show bibs, circles!

We are pure, pure, pure, pure

……

People say that the entertainment industry is chaotic and chaotic!

There are many rogue directors and producers who are also easy to be deceived!

……

What to do, what to do!

Mom and Dad said no, no, no!

Uncle and aunt said NO, NO, NO, NO!

My brother and sister also said forget it!

The little second brother who had a crush on me in the class next door told me,

For the sake of dreams, we should work hard, we must fight.

I thought so too!

Hey, tell the audience the truth, the line style, plot, character creation and theme song in the film are highly unified, which may be one of the two highlights of this film.

As the second highlight of this film, we start from the kindest place of human nature, and naively speculate that Director Bi wants to expose many dark sides in the entertainment industry is true, and it is also true that he wants to present the experiences of all the characters to the audience, of course, unfortunately the movie was made into an extended version of PPT, which is undoubtedly true!"

After everyone laughed, Xia Xue said: "The copywriting is very long, let's continue."

watched the whole film, and the story is just that she ran away with a rich man, or she slept with a rich man, or the rich man wanted to sleep with her, or she didn't want to be slept with by a rich man.

Therefore, we are particularly puzzled about where is the purity of "Pure Heart: Dream Showbiz"? Is it the director's empty brain?"

Lao Kong, who was drinking water, laughed and coughed!

Cheng Juan: "Poisonous tongue, too poisonous tongue!"

Sun Yun: "It's ruthless!!"

……

“……

The film was released for the first time last year, and in a short period of time, with 95.5% of the one-star negative reviews, it refreshed the lowest score of 2.0 in the history of the bean sprouts film review network in one fell swoop, which directly caused a rare rights protection incident in the film industry!

Director Bi Zhifei sued Bean Sprouts Film Review to blatantly smear himself and demanded a public apology from Bean Sprouts, which made himself and the movie famous among netizens for a while.

We once thought with the greatest kindness that the director just couldn't recognize his own level, and wanted to send a reminder: If the film is not made well, it is a problem of ability, but if we still think it is good, it is a problem of intelligence.

But we soon found out that we were wrong, and then Director Bi continued a series of miraculous marketing techniques, which made us jaw-dropping, which was respected by the film industry as 'porcelain marketing'!

……

Director Bi said that the film won the XX XX Award overseas and was a huge success.

Well, you really succeeded, as a typical example of failure, you are really too successful, "Pure Heart: Dream Showbiz", as an insurmountable peak in the history of bad movies, is indeed too successful.

The following is a poem for Director Bi and "Pure Heart, Dream Showbiz":

I don't see the ancients before, and it's hard to see the comers after.

Seeing that there are so many bad movies, I am only happy and crying!

Uh, Producer Yu, you're here!"

Producer Yu smiled, "Keep reading!"

"Producer Yu, I didn't write it, I read it Xiaoli!"

Yu Ya nodded lightly.

Yu Ya is a famous ice beauty in Taiwan, she doesn't like to laugh, but she never has a sad face and a bitter hatred, but she is just as cold as frost.

At this time, her ice skin was decorated with a smile, not to mention, it was so beautiful.

Xia Xue received the order and continued to read: "We don't know whether it is because of the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality that can make such a classic bad movie, and can give birth to the concept of 'porcelain marketing'." We also don't know why Director Bi Zhifei's unashamed and foreign-looking honey confidence has attracted the attention of the majority of netizens.

Perhaps, this is just to meet the unique psychological needs of the public - the psychology of ugliness!

……

The film was recently released for the second time, with a slight improvement at the box office but still miserable, and it is said that it will be taken off the shelves again soon, and it is scheduled to be released three times next year.

We want to persuade the director to stop tossing, a bad movie is a bad movie after all, and if you can escape the first year of junior high school, you really can't escape the fifteenth. The box office is not that you want to sell, you can sell if you want!

Finally, we warmly remind the majority of netizens: Hunting for curiosity comes at a price, cherish life, please stay away from this film.

If you don't listen to the advice, then if the film causes you both physical and psychological discomfort, the editor will not be responsible!

I've finished reading the movie review of "Dream Showbiz"!"

Yu Ya nodded with satisfaction: "Well written!"

The choreographers nodded and praised:

"It's still the same taste as before, spicy enough, ruthless enough, and pleasant enough!"

"It was written deeply in my heart, and the anger I got after watching "Dream Showbiz" all made this film review resolved and released!"

"Frankly speaking, I really didn't expect Xiaoli's excitement to continue, Xiaoli, you are amazing!"

"Oh, Xiaoli, didn't you finish the copywriting?"

Xia Xue stretched out the bound copy, "Why didn't he finish writing? Look at it, there are still the copywriters of "Donkey Gets Water" and "Sewing Machine Band" below!"

"Obviously Xiao Li just said it?"

Li Li smiled: "Teachers, the copywriting I wrote in the morning is for the second episode of the program! All the copywriting for the first episode was written before getting off work yesterday, but seeing that the teachers are busy with work, they don't dare to disturb!"

Everyone: "......"

Yu Ya: "Do you have any opinions on Li Li's copywriting?"

Xia Xue: "No comment!"

Sun Yun: "No comment!"

Lu Kai: I don't have a problem with that!

……

What can you say? I was going to train the newcomer, but it turned out to be a backhand slap! Good is good, it's really much better than what you write! Hey, this brother may be a fierce man!

Yu Ya nodded: "That's good, the copywriting is passed!"

Xia Xue: "Producer Yu, don't worry, we haven't read Lao Kong's copywriting yet?"

Lao Kong hurriedly shook his head, his face full of embarrassment: "That, Producer Yu, I haven't finished writing yet!

Xia Xue: "......"

Sun Yun: "......"

Cheng Juan: "......"

……

Everyone's heart said: Big brother, aren't you finishing?

Lao Kong hurriedly said: "I agree with Li Li's copywriting, it's well written!"

Yu Ya: "Okay! Get busy right away, the first issue of copywriting uses three movies, "The Legend of Wukong", "Love Apartment" and "Pure Heart, Dream Showbiz"! The program duration includes the opening and ending credits, totaling within 25 minutes. ”

Everyone was surprised when they heard this:

"Huh, why only three films, how come it's only 25 minutes?"

"Our show is 45 minutes, why is it so shortened?"

"Producer Yu, why?"

……

Yu Ya: "When we rebroadcast, we were just in time for the live broadcast of the '19th National Congress' on stage, and the program duration could only be compressed!"

Lao Kong said angrily: "Why do you compress our programs, why don't you compress other programs?"

Xia Xue pouted: "That's it, why?"

"Why?" Producer Yu straightened his face, "Just because we didn't fight before! The show is back, can you make the show for me?"

Everyone: "Yes!"

"Okay, Li Li, rearrange the following copy, Xia Xue, immediately contact the technical department, send the copywriter, and prepare to make the show!

Everyone got to work right away!"