Chapter 10 Director, we're instigated, let's go back!
"Hey. ”
As soon as the stewardess left, Liu Qingshi immediately leaned his head over across the aisle, and asked in Fang Qiu's ear, "Did you write your contact information on the note?"
"I kept yours. ”
Fang Qiu replied.
"Interesting. ”
Liu Qingshi gave Fang Qiu a serious thumbs up and said, "You brother, I'm done!"
Fang Qiu: "......"
A few hours later.
The plane landed.
On the plane, everyone didn't mention it, because there were other passengers in the first class, and many people were sleeping for fear of making noise, but it was different when they got off the plane, Liu Qingshi even adapted it a little, and made the whole thing a pure joke, as soon as Liu Qingshi talked about it, everyone immediately laughed miserably.
"Listen up. ”
Laughing, Liu Qingshi put his arm around Fang Qiu's shoulders and said, "This will be my brother in the future, because he left my contact information on the note, hahaha." ”
"I'll tell my sister-in-law!"
Ying'er immediately rushed out and said.
Hear the words.
Liu Qingshi, who was laughing, stopped instantly with a hiccup.
This time, everyone else laughed miserably.
"Haha, you get carried away. ”
The big fat man William Zheng looked up to the sky and laughed.
"When the time comes, you have to kneel durian when you go home, right?"
Huang Huachao, who hadn't spoken much, stepped forward and was also laughing.
Looked at.
Liu Qingshi glared at a few people fiercely, then immediately found the camera and said to the camera: "Daughter-in-law, I'm joking, Fang Qiu kept it for himself, it was his own." ”
As a result, as soon as the words were spoken, they were dragged away by a group of people.
Seeing that he was getting farther and farther away from the camera, Liu Qingshi still stretched out his hand and shouted, just like the scene when Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian were separated by Fahai.
"It's his own ......"
was pulled out more than ten meters, and Liu Qingshi was still shouting.
……
After the trouble.
The director team took everyone on the bus that had been prepared for a long time.
I didn't even go to the hotel, so I just dragged everyone to the beach.
Come to the beach.
A bunch of MCs immediately went crazy.
All kinds of wild running, playing in the water, beach volleyball, and having fun.
When you're having fun.
"Everyone, be quiet. ”
The director team shouted and said: "It's almost dark, and then we will take everyone out to sea for a turn and feel the vastness of the sea!"
Because of the fun fun.
The six MCs didn't expect this to be a trap at all, and immediately got on the boat under the arrangement of the director team.
In the beginning.
Everyone was cheering non-stop.
But as it went deeper, everyone was shaken so much that they couldn't stand it and began to get seasick.
"Director, when are we going back?"
"It's all so far away, and I'm going to throw up after a little more walking. ”
"I'm afraid I'll not make it back. ”
Everyone behaved quite miserably, and all of them asked bitterly with bitter faces.
Looked at.
"Good. ”
The director thought for a while and said, "There is an island in front, since everyone can't stand it, how about we take a rest on the island in front of us and have a picnic?"
"Good. ”
Liu Qingshi immediately spoke up on behalf of all the MCs and said, "As long as you can get off the boat, you can say anything." ”
Really.
Soon, the boat came to the edge of the island.
Everyone disembarked one after another.
After getting off the boat, some of them walked forward groggy, and some of them squatted down directly, posing as if they were going to vomit.
Looked at.
"Shall I rub the acupuncture points for you?"
Fang Qiu spoke, and then immediately walked up, pressing the acupuncture points on these MCs one by one, and said while pressing: "I'll help you press it with qi, it should be fine soon." ”
Really.
As soon as Fang Qiu finished pressing, Liu Qingshi, who was the first to be pressed, woke up from severe seasickness.
"Wow, I'm not dizzy at all. ”
Looking at Fang Qiu, Liu Qingshi said with a shocked face: "Really, I'm not dizzy at all now, Fang Qiu is too powerful." ”
Subsequently.
The other MCs and Song Yaqi also woke up from seasickness one by one.
The people who were dying just now suddenly jumped up and down again.
But at this moment.
Everyone found that except for a few PDs and cameras, the director team didn't seem to get off the boat at all.
Take a look at it in a blink of an eye.
Saw.
The ship of the director's team has already run away.
It seems that the director, who was far away from everyone, picked up the sponsor's mobile phone and dialed Liu Qingshi.
"Director, don't be kidding, really, come back soon. ”
As soon as he connected the phone, Liu Qingshi shook his head and said, with a little embarrassed smile on his face.
"Welcome to the uninhabited island. ”
On the other end of the phone, Director Liu Guobin did not answer Liu Qingshi's words at all, but directly opened his mouth and said: "You will spend three days and two nights on an uninhabited island, I wish you good luck!"
Hear this.
Except for Fang Qiu and Song Yaqi, everyone else was stunned!
"This is a three-day, two-night beach tour in Southeast Asia?"
"This wasn't the beach trip I was expecting!"
"Let the boat come back, I really don't want to spend three days and two nights here, come back quickly!"
"Director, if you don't come back, we won't record it!"
Time.
The six MCs threaten the director in various ways.
But over there.
Director Liu Guobin didn't listen at all.
"No, director...... I'm begging you, we're cowardly, okay? You can at least come back and give us your phone, so that we can report our safety to our family, right?"
Liu Qingshi said.
"Yes, director, if it takes more than 24 hours, it will be considered a missing person, and you can report the case, why don't you give us a chance to call?"
Gu Jianguo, who had a treacherous face, frowned and said with a bitter face.
"Don't worry. ”
On the other end of the phone, the director's voice came, saying, "Your assistant will help you call home, don't worry, everything has been arranged." ”
Mention the assistant.
Everyone suddenly became even more angry.
This is obviously a trick, why don't you tell them in advance?
"That's right. ”
Director Liu Guobin's voice came again, and said: "Your agent has gone to the beach for you, and they will have a good time in the past three days." ”
This time.
The MCs were all dumbfounded.
"Director, you're not kind, you're cheating on us?
"Damn, we've been teamed up!"
"Don't do this, director, will you spare us?"
"Yes, we didn't bring anything, how can we survive here for three days and two nights?"
The MCs begged for mercy.
As a result, it didn't work.
Seeing that the director was iron-hearted.
Everyone suddenly hardened again.
"What if we get sick?"
"That's right, we're dressed like this on the island, let alone three days and two nights, and we'll catch a cold in one day!"
"You just wait for the insurance!"
"I also have a big movie production of hundreds of billions of dollars, and I'm the starring actor, if I miss because I'm sick, can you afford it?"
As soon as these words came out.
Everyone started to brag about it.
One blew harder than the other, blowing so much that they themselves laughed.
And on the other end of the phone.
Director Liu Guobin laughed out loud and said: "Don't worry, you don't have to worry about getting sick at all, because Fang Qiu is your personal doctor, and he won't let you get sick!"
"It's worth your trip, I've already communicated with your agent, there's no problem!"
"Even if there are hundreds of billions of big productions, we will help you push them back!"
Hear the words.
Everyone was stunned.
"I see! It's been calculated! It's a trap! We've been calculated, Fangqiu itself is a pit!"
Liu Qingshi said loudly, looked at Fang Qiu and said: "What about the private doctor, this is why the program team is afraid that something will happen to us, so they specially brought Fang Qiu here, you can take a look at the clothes worn by Fang Qiu and Song Yaqi, where do you think it is the clothes that should be worn for beach play?"
When you look at it, it's really not.
Looking at my group again, they are all big flower shirts and big flower pants.
Suddenly, everyone feigned anger.
Rush up immediately.
I surrounded the square hill.
"Honestly, did you know in advance?"
Liu Qingshi feigned anger and asked, "Isn't it?"
It seems that the person is not good.
Fang Qiu hurriedly raised his hand in surrender and said, "I did know in advance, but I don't know if you don't know, you'd better think clearly before you start, I'll be your personal doctor for the next three days and two nights, you'd better be careful, hum." ”
As soon as these words came out.
Everyone, stop.
Joke.
You can't offend a doctor if you offend anyone.
If you don't treat minor illnesses and small pains, forget it, but if you treat a major injury, that's the problem.
Most importantly.
Everyone knows that Fang Qiu's medical skills are very strong.
In this case, Fang Qiu is fully capable of making them suffer well when they are cured, anyway, no matter what kind of injury Fang Qiu can be cured, it is not easy to let them suffer a little?
With that in mind.
This group of MCs immediately began to surround and keep currying favor with Fang Qiu.
There are those who hammer Fang Qiu's back, those who pinch Fang Qiu's shoulders and legs, and some people who keep talking good things.
In the center of the crowd, Fang Qiu put on a very useful look.
Side.
Song Yaqi was so amused by this group of people that she covered her mouth and laughed.
I said. ”
After currying favor for a long time, when Ying'er saw Song Yaqi laughing on the side, she immediately pulled out and asked Song Yaqi, "Do you think this group of people is really too undisciplined?"
Song Yaqi nodded again and again.
"Well, I'm used to it. ”
Ying'er shook her head and sighed lightly, and said, "I am a good female man, but I am about to be led astray by them." ”
Song Yaqi looked at Ying'er, smiling and sympathizing.
Over there.
"Good luck to you. ”
A voice from a loudspeaker rang in everyone's ears.
Everyone turned their heads to look.
I saw that the director was holding a megaphone, standing on the bow of the boat, laughing.
This scene.
It can make a few MCs angry.
Immediately, they all picked up stones under their feet and threw them at the boat where the director was.
How.
It's just too far apart.
Moreover, in the midst of laughter, the director gave an order, and as soon as the engine sounded, the boat slipped away and disappeared.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
One by one, they stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
They've never experienced this before.
In the past, even if there was a similar program recording, the director team would suffer with them and live on the island together, but this time they didn't give anything, so they still gave them away.
This real feeling of being exiled made everyone wonder what to do for a while.