Chapter 11 Come, Qigong Master Perform
"What is this going to do?"
Seeing that the director team really drove away, Huang Huachao, a member of the idol group, suddenly spread his hands and said with a bitter face: "We are now a group of big flower pants with no food and no water, how can we live on this island for three days and two nights?"
Time.
The six MCs were a little embarrassed.
Although the requirement of variety shows is to be able to act, and they were indeed acting before, but now they are really angry in their hearts.
Because of such a big thing, there was not even a reminder, which made them feel as if they had been deceived.
But angry is angry, things have developed to this point, and they have indeed signed a contract with the program team, and it is not suitable for really making trouble or anything, so we can only see what to do.
"Alas......"
As an occupying MC, the meaning of Liu Qingshi's existence is to control the rhythm of the show, seeing that the current situation is not right, he can only sigh, and suddenly stretch out his hand to the beach in front of him and say: "There are coconut trees!"
After saying that, he ran towards the coconut tree.
Everyone is not far behind.
"That's what I thought. ”
Bringing everyone to the coconut tree, Liu Qingshi opened his mouth and said: "Since this is the case now, we can't just admit defeat, the program team wants to trick us into making us ugly, we are not as good as they want, they want to see us make a fool of ourselves, we want to live a good life." ”
"Yes!"
"Yes, we are also capable people. ”
"Without them, we can still live with our own hands!"
Everyone agreed.
"If you don't have anything to eat, let's find it ourselves, isn't there a coconut here?"
Liu Qingshi raised his head, pointed to the coconuts on the coconut tree, and said, "Let's get two coconuts down to eat first, who will come?"
"I'll try. ”
Huang Huachao hugged his short sleeves, exposed his strong arms, and began to climb up the tree with his arms.
Outcome.
This coconut tree is too high, and there is no point to step on, and it is difficult to climb up a little after climbing for a long time, but one is careless, and it falls down.
When I tried to climb up again, I found that I had no strength.
Everyone else took turns as well.
Outcome.
No matter how you climb, you just can't climb up.
Every moment, everyone was exhausted, and they could only look up at the coconuts that were close at hand, and they were so tired that they swallowed their saliva.
"There are so many of us, can't we even get a coconut?"
Liu Qingshi smiled wryly.
"The main thing is that the tree is too slippery. ”
Huang Huachao said.
"It's over, it's over. ”
Gu Jianguo cried with a sad face and said: "This is an island, now the sun is so strong, we can still go into the sea to cool down, but at night there is no sun, and the sea breeze is so strong, will we be blown into jerky?"
"Jianguo is right, to survive here, we must first get a camp, we can't just sleep on the beach, right?"
Ying'er said.
"Making a camp is manual work, and now we don't even have food, and everyone is almost exhausted, so there is still strength to make a camp?"
William Zheng said.
Hear the words.
Everyone else nodded in agreement.
It took too much effort to climb the coconut tree just now, and now you really don't have the strength.
"Oh, that's right. ”
Just when everyone was particularly distressed, Liu Qingshi suddenly thought of something, turned his head to look at Fang Qiu, and said: "Fang Qiu, don't you know qigong? Come on, it's time for you to perform, hurry up and use your qigong to shake us a few coconuts down, even if we knock down the tree, we won't blame you, and let the program team pay for it when the time comes!"
As soon as these words came out.
Everyone turned their heads to look at Fang Qiu.
"Yes, you know qigong. ”
Ying'er's eyes lit up, patted Fang Qiu's shoulder and said, "Our dinner depends on you, don't starve us to death." ”
"This ......"
Under everyone's gaze, Fang Qiu smiled bitterly and whispered, "My qigong is for health preservation." ”
That being said.
But everyone doesn't care.
Directly stepped forward and hugged Fang Qiu, standing in a row in front of Fang Qiu.
"Next, welcome Mr. Fang Qiu, an international qigong master, to perform qigong under the coconut for us, please applaud!"
Liu Qingshi said funny.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
An Jia applauded in unison.
Fang Qiu opened his mouth to say something.
Outcome.
The five male MCs didn't let them say it at all.
"Come, applause. ”
The voice is rising again.
directly interrupted Fang Qiu.
Fang Qiu knows.
It was no longer possible to show his hand, so he could only smile bitterly and say, "Okay, I'll let you go out today, so that you can see what Chinese Qigong is!"
After speaking.
Striding towards the coconut tree.
Everyone looked at each other.
All of them looked forward to it.
At the same time, everyone is very curious, Fang Qiu's qigong will not really be as powerful as in the TV series, right?
The more I thought about it, the more excited everyone became.
And this side.
Fang Qiu's posture is very sufficient.
"Hum ha......
In front of everyone, after performing a complete set of basic movements of qigong standing piles, Fang Qiu's ears immediately burst into warm applause.
"Awesome!"
Liu Qingshi exclaimed and led everyone to applaud.
"The performance is really spectacular, if I had money, I would definitely give you a reward. ”
William Zheng said with a serious face.
Everyone laughed.
The square mound is also a black line at one end.
"It was just a casual show. ”
Fang Qiu shook his hands and said, "It's time to perform the real technique!"
After speaking.
Step up, facing the coconut tree, ready to go.
Actually, Fang Qiu has already thought about it, so he doesn't need to be angry!
Anyway, variety shows are just playing, and when the coconut can't get down, he says: "What I pursue in practicing qi is the unity of heaven and man, and the coconut tree is also a statement, and we can't hurt him if it's life." ”
"If you don't believe it, then hit yourself and see if it hurts, you will hurt, and the coconut tree will definitely hurt. ”
"So, in order to take care of the feelings of the coconut tree, I received ninety-nine points of strength!"
With that in mind.
Fang Qiu also thought of a perfect ending for himself.
That is to face everyone, to the camera, to make a compassionate expression.
Think about it.
That's a perfect explanation.
Being able to think about it in such detail, Fang Qiu couldn't help but praise himself in his heart.
But.
Think about it.
You still have to move your hands.
"Hiss......"
Take a deep breath.
Fang Qiu made his stance, and then slapped the coconut tree in front of him.
Just as I was about to call it a day.
"Boom!"
A coconut fell from the leaf tree.
At this moment, Fang Qiu was dumbfounded.
The six MCs, along with Song Yaqi, were all dumbfounded.
They didn't expect it.
Fang Qiu was so powerful, they got a coconut that they couldn't pick for a long time, and Fang Qiu actually beat it down so easily?
This qigong is too powerful, isn't it?
"Wow!!"
Sobering up from the shock, everyone immediately exclaimed.
The five male MCs went directly forward and surrounded Fang Qiu, and then they were extremely excited to directly lift Fang Qiu up and throw it up.
In their opinion.
Fang Qiu is really powerful.
This qigong is so amazing that it is exactly like what you see on TV, and it can even go so far as to shake a coconut off a coconut tree.
"Look, look, this is the hand of our Huaxia Qigong master. ”
Liu Qingshi held Fang Qiu's hand, and raised his mouth excitedly to kiss it.
Looked at.
Fang Qiu was so frightened that he quickly took his hand back.
The others were shocked, and he himself was completely confused.
Because of the palm just now, he didn't use a little bit of internal qi at all, it was just an ordinary slap, why did this coconut fall down?
Side.
Ying'er and Song Yaqi, both eyes were little stars, and they looked at Fang Qiu with great admiration.
"Great God Fang, how did you do it, it's so powerful?"
Ying'er asked with a look.
"yes, that's amazing. ”
Song Yaqi also showed special admiration.
"Coincidences, it's all coincidences. ”
Fang Qiu smiled bitterly and hurriedly said: "Actually, I just slapped me in the face ordinarily, and it was a complete coincidence that this coconut could fall." ”
"Don't be modest, how can there be such a coincidence?"
Liu Qingshi said.
"Really. ”
Fang Qiu smiled bitterly and said, "Otherwise, you guys will take a look?"
After speaking.
He slapped another lap at the coconut tree.
As a result, the palm was slapped down, and another coconut fell.
This time.
Fang Qiu was completely confused.
And aside.
The crowd immediately cheered.
"Is this still false?"
"My brother, your strength is really strong!"
"If this can be fake, then am I not blind?"
MC, you say it word by word.
Although they said that, in fact, their hearts were also full of shock and suspicion, because they were right next to them, they could clearly feel the power of Fang Qiu's palm, which was indeed no different from an ordinary slap.
But even if they know that this is the case, as the host of a variety show, they will perform enough to have enough effect no matter what.
"It's really fake!"
Seeing that everyone didn't believe it, Fang Qiu hurriedly continued to explain: "I really just clapped it casually." ”
People still don't believe it.
"In my opinion, Fang Qiu is definitely a martial arts master. ”
"This inner qi is so deep that it is comparable to a white-eyed hero!"
"Everyone pay attention, they are all willing to Fang Qiu, maybe Fang Qiu's palm will be gone, and half of his life will be gone. ”
Everyone cheered.
"If you don't believe me, you guys will shoot it too. ”
Fang Qiu smiled bitterly: "Maybe, you can also take pictures." ”
"I'll try. ”
Liu Qingshi immediately walked up and slapped his palm at the coconut tree.
As a result, there was no movement at all!
Looked at.
Liu Qingshi didn't say a word, he directly turned around and hugged his fist at Fang Qiu, and opened his mouth to shout: "Master!"
Then, William Zheng also went up and slapped it, but there was still no movement.
"Master!"
William Zheng also learned from Liu Qingshi, and shouted at Fang Qiu.
"Oh my God, what about playing with me?"
made Fang Qiu almost cry.
Over there.
The camera just caught this scene, and the expression was so hilarious.
Next to the coconut tree.
Everyone is still going on.
Even Song Yaqi slapped her hands, but none of them fell.
It's all filmed.
Everyone turned their heads to look at Fang Qiu in unison.
That means, as if asking: What else do you have to say, Master?
"It seems that this time it should be very strong, I'll try again, and you'll know that I didn't lie to you. ”
Fang Qiu said as he walked towards the coconut tree.