Chapter 8: You Must Have This!

After eating, everyone returned to Chu Nan's house.

It's time to plan for the next step.

"Tell me what you think. The next step, what do we do?"

The bald man stood up strongly: "Captain, our finances are already in serious deficit, and the top priority is to make money as soon as possible!"

I think: let the three of them go to the bar to perform and maintain everyone's life!"

Chu Nan nodded.

"That's the way it is, it's just ......"

Bald Qiang is full of confidence: "Don't worry, boss, although they have undergone surgery, their skills are still there!"

Maza still plays the drums, the music bar plays the bass, Li Ya plays the keyboard, and the three beautiful musicians will definitely attract a lot of attention!"

His confidence comes from the director team.

When selecting the three actresses, the director team strictly followed the original three musicians' settings, requiring one to be able to play drums, one to play bass, and one to be able to play the keyboard.

After all, in Chu Nan's eyes, the three team members just went to have sex reassignment surgery, and the musical instrument kung fu in their hands would not be changed.

If you don't know anything, it doesn't make sense.

"It's not enough!" Chu Nan said in a deep voice.

"Huh?"

Chu Nan looked far-sighted: "Bald and strong, as an agent from the cold country, you should know that in your country, the song and dance of the girl group should be one!"

Compared to singing, the audience prefers to see the dancing youthful bodies of beautiful women!"

Bald Qiang: "...... So what do you mean, Captain?"

"The band has another arrangement, the three of them, mainly singing and dancing!"

Maza, Leba, Li Ya: "@#¥%......"

"But captain," the bald man scratched his bare head: "You also know that the three of them were originally rough old men, and they never had any dancing foundation, isn't this dancing too difficult for them?"

The three of them nodded desperately.

When the director team selected people, they not only considered what the original three would do, but also what they wouldn't do.

So the three girls who were chosen had only learned musical instruments and never danced.

After all, those who have learned dance have a slight difference in body and posture from ordinary people.

If you encounter an accident, you accidentally reveal your ability to split the fork and lower your waist that is not in line with the original actor, which is very likely to make Chu Nan suspicious.

"If you can't, won't you learn?"

The three girls gasped.

Especially Maza.

No way?

When I was a child, I quit the dance class crying because the split hurt so much!

When the flexibility of the body was the best, I felt pain, but now that I have grown up, my muscles and bones are fixed, and if I am asked to stretch and practice splitting my lower waist, don't you want me to die?!

"Boss, we're all this age, how can we learn to dance!

She begged for mercy coquettishly.

Chu Nan turned his head and smiled at her: "It's okay, you can learn, trust me." I will find a professional dance teacher to teach you, and I will supervise it myself.

Rest assured, you will be able to perform an eye-catching dance in a very short time, and it will not be painful.

I believe that for the sake of the tribe, you should be able to endure this bitterness.

If you can't eat, it doesn't matter, then I'll find a way to send you to some places to make a quick buck - you made me spend half a million yuan, and I can't afford to waste it.

Anyway, you're not men anymore, so you'll get used to men.

After all, Lao Tzu is not a demon. ”

Maza was silent.

She wasn't worried about Chu Nan sending her to some dirty place, but in that case, she would have to stay away from Chu Nan, the live broadcast center.

So, at what cost?

If she doesn't often appear in the live broadcast camera, then she will most likely be abandoned by the director team.

The cost is too great.

"You three, do you still have any opinions?"

The three of them glanced at each other, understood what was at stake, and shook their heads in unison.

"Good. So, what else is there to ask for?"

Liba raised her hand tremblingly.

"You say, Leba!"

She plucked up her courage: "Brother Nan, can you not touch people casually in the future...... The same goes for the breasts, including the buttocks...... Although you know that we are actually both men, how to say it, it still hurts to be touched by you!"

The opinion she put forward also happened to be the wish of Ma Za and Li Ya, which attracted them to echo each other.

"Is that so? You all think my actions hurt you, don't you?"

"Uh-huh!"

Chu Nan was furious.

"Eggs hurt, how can you still have eggs?!"

The three Mazars were dumbfounded.

This...... Is the focus here?

"It seems that the three of you are still under-sharpened, although you are already a young girl on the outside, you are still a vulgar and stinky man in your bones, and your mouth and mouth are all rude words that make people feel very contrasting, and they must be changed!"

The three of them looked at each other.

They don't want that, either!

Isn't it that the director team forced them to imitate the original three male actors for more than half a month after selecting the actors?

"Boss, '' and 'egg pain' are all mantras that have been formed over the years, and they can't change them for a while, after all, they have just changed from male to female, and they need time!" "Quit the mantra is more painful than quitting smoking!

Quit smoking can be replaced by chewing gum or something, and there is nothing to replace this quitting mantra......"

"Who said it can't be replaced?'Egg pain' is exclusively for men, and correspondingly, women should also have a special noun, right?" Chu Nan said strongly.

The crowd stared wide-eyed.

Maza: "I haven't heard of it. ”

Leba: "Boss, why don't you think of one for us?"

Chu Nan propped his chin with his hand, thought for a while, and clapped his hands violently: "Yes, if a man says, it's 'egg pain', so women, isn't it okay to say 'lactic acid'?"

The barrage was "23333".

"I feel that Chu Nan's whole head seems to be a little abnormal since he was injured!"

"'Egg pain' vs. 'lactic acid', there's nothing wrong with it!"

"It seems to be quite symmetrical. ”

"What kind of weird brain circuit is this, haha......"

At the scene, the three Maza were also quite speechless.

"Huh?"

"Big brother, 'lactic acid'?"

"I don't feel as good as 'egg pain'......"

Chu Nan also felt that "lactic acid" was a bit awkward.

Sure enough, netizens in previous lives are more talented.

"Then change it to 'chrysanthemum'. He said.

Faced with another new word, everyone was a little confused.

Maza: "Boss, what do you mean by 'Ju Tight'?"

Chu Nan looked at her: "Stand up, walk up to me, turn around, and turn your back to me." ”

Maza complied, bewildered.

If she had known what was going to happen next, she wouldn't have asked that question.

Chu Nan silently recited the mysteries of the Konoha Body Technique, sealed his hands, and killed her for a thousand years.

"Ah!!!h

Maza clutched her buttocks and screamed.

The faces of the spectators were distorted and shocked.

"Chrysanthemum is a kind of pronoun that refers to the part you excrete. Chu Nan explained: "The moment you saw her being stabbed, did you have a feeling of chrysanthemum tightness?

It's called 'Ju Tight'!"

The bald man muttered, "Don't say it, boss, I feel the pain of the egg now!"

Maza fell to the ground, covering his hips with one hand and his face with the other.

Shameless to face the old folks in front of the TV.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Maza, I forgot you have hemorrhoids!"

Chu Nan said apologetically.

Maza was stunned.

Hemorrhoids?

Does she have it?

Could it be that the original actor?

There was Hu Dao's voice in his ears.

"Maza, I'm sorry, this, you have to have it!"