Chapter 9 Concentrate on treating hemorrhoids

After apologizing to Ma Za, Chu Nan first asked the three of them to go back to the dormitory to rest, and at the same time ordered Bald Qiang and the others to clean up the living room and use it as a dance practice room.

Maza's hands were still on his hips, struggling to move forward.

It seems that Chu Nan's thousand-year-old kill caused her a heavy blow.

Back in the dormitory, Le Ba and Li Ya, who had been patient, finally couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha......"

"Poof......

"You two, what are you laughing at?" Maza looked at them with an unkind expression.

"Well, nothing. Leba quickly shut up, but within a second, he was already broken.

"I'm sorry, Sister Maza, I know we're professionals and shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it. Li Ya covered her mouth and smiled: "I really didn't expect that the previous big brother Nazha actually had hemorrhoids, hahaha!"

"The point is: the boss knows that he has hemorrhoids, so he naturally thinks that you have hemorrhoids too, Sister Zha, I'm sorry, although this is a very sad story, I still can't help but want to laugh. Le Ba laughed as she spoke, laughing wildly.

"What's so funny?" Maza's face flushed, and he poked it in Leba's chest: "Look at your evil smile, your evil trembling! No wonder the boss says you're evil!"

Li Ya complained about Leba: "The boss later changed his mind and said that it was called 'having great ambitions'!"

"Hehe, Li Ya, no matter how evil I am, even if I have 'big ambitions', it's better than having 'hemorrhoids' in some parts, right?"

"You!" Maza trembled with anger.

Suddenly, her face turned grim, the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, and she let out a sneer.

"You two, you're in a show!" she whispered, and then her face turned hideous: "You two bastards, dare to laugh at me for having hemorrhoids? Look at Lao Tzu...... I won't kill you!"

As she spoke, she lunged towards Le Ba and Li Ya.

Le Ba and Li Ya were awake at the same time, and hurriedly entered the play, begging for mercy while struggling to protect their bodies.

The sound upstairs quickly alarmed Chu Nan, who was directing the arrangement of the dance studio downstairs.

Confused, he walked up to the third floor.

There was the sound of scolding and fighting from behind the door.

What the hell are they doing?

He thought curiously.

But I didn't think about it for too long, because it didn't help to think too much.

It's better to do it directly, no, move your feet.

"Bang!"

With a strong kick, he kicked the door open.

"What are you three fools doing?!"

Then he saw three girls twisted together, pulling at each other's hair.

"Boss, the two of them laughed at me for having hemorrhoids!"

"Help, boss, we were just joking, and she pounced on us!

In his heart, Chu Nan didn't want to stop it.

He wanted to see the three women fight.

But he knew that, according to the actual situation, he had to open his mouth to stop it.

"Can you solve the problem by fighting? If you want to fight, go to the dance studio and fight!"

Wait, why is this sentence so familiar?

Soon, he recalled.

This sentence is a famous scene in the sand sculpture idol drama "The Top of the Forbidden City" in his previous life.

Fighting and changing awkward dancing is really powerless to complain.

The three girls who were entangled were also confused.

Do you still have to pick a venue for a fight? Do you still practice in the dance studio?

Chu Nan was a little embarrassed, so he had to change his words: "Stop, don't fight anymore!"

Before he could finish speaking, he covered his mouth.

This seems to be from the same play, which is another famous scene.

Two young sand sculptures danced in the rain, and a girl cried in the rain: "Stop, don't fight anymore!"

This fragment thus became the root of all evil.

Sand sculpture netizens have complained in the back:

"Stop, don't fight anymore—— you can't beat people like this!"

"Stop, don't fight anymore—— you fight like this, the police don't bother to arrest you!"

……

But fortunately, this sentence is not embarrassing here at all.

The three of them still felt the anger he was pretending, and each let go, standing up at the same time.

The bald man Qiang also walked out from behind him, and glared at the three of them: "You three fools, you actually fight and fight in private, what kind of body do you become?!"

"I'm sorry, boss, Brother Qiang!"

"Don't eat sour radishes, Captain, do you want me to teach them a lesson for you?"

The bald man said, pulling out a baseball bat from behind the door.

Chu Nan stretched out his hand to stop him.

"Not necessarily. ”

He walked up to the three girls, looked at them one by one, and said meaningfully: "Maza, Leba, and Li Ya, we were all brothers before, and we will be brothers in the future."

Since they are brothers, they shouldn't joke about other people's unspeakable secrets!

Next time, I'm not allowed to see it again, understand?"

"Yes, Boss!"

"Bald and strong, go to the outside pharmacy to buy some Ma Rulong hemorrhoids cream. ”

When Maza heard this, his face was a little embarrassed.

"Ah, Boss, I'm ...... The hemorrhoids are okay, it's not that serious, it's okay not to apply it, so you don't have to bother Brother Qiang to buy ointment!"

"No, you have to apply medicine!" Chu Nan clapped directly, "Moreover, I will personally give you medicine!"

"Nani?!"

Maza's whole body is not good.

The crowd was also petrified on the spot.

"Old ...... Boss, this, there's no need for that, right?" Maza wanted to cry without tears: "I can take the medicine myself!"

"No, I was careless just now and poked your 'sore spot', so you must make up for it!"

Maza's heart was completely broken, and he looked at Bald Qiang for help.

Bald Qiang also realized that it was not good, and hurriedly grabbed Chu Nan: "Captain, borrow a step to speak!"

The two walked downstairs, bald and forced: "Captain, I think, just buy hemorrhoids cream and let him apply it himself, there is no need to help in person!"

Anyway, it will be embarrassing to be poked there by your own boss, right?"

Chu Nan sighed.

"Bald and strong, after all, you are from the cold country, you don't know the traditional culture of our country, and you don't understand many allusions. ”

"Huh?" the bald man blinked, "this...... What other allusions are involved?"

"During the Warring States Period in ancient China, there was a famous general.

On the eve of a battle with an enemy country, one of his men suffered from a poisonous sore.

When the general learned about it, he actually sucked out the abscess for the soldier and licked the wound.

The soldier's mother later found out about it, but she didn't expect the mother to cry and prepare for her son's funeral.

Outsiders didn't know why, but the mother told the truth.

It turned out that her husband was also treated like this when he was a soldier, and later, in order to thank the general, he fought bravely on the battlefield to kill the enemy, charged at the front, and died on the battlefield.

Now that his son is treated the same, he is naturally grateful to this general, and he will definitely go to the soup for him in the future, and finally die on the battlefield. ”

After telling this story, Chu Nan turned his head to look at Bald Qiang: "Do you now understand why I personally applied hemorrhoids cream to Maza?"

The bald man couldn't say a word for a long time.

"Boss, are you trying to buy people's hearts?"

"You're right!"

Barrage, there are different opinions.

"Damn, Chu Nan is so scheming!"

"Terrible, terrible!"

"There really is an allusion to this. When he said this, he felt that the bald man had no room for refutation!"

"Is Maza really going to be ...... by him?"

"Isn't it?"

Director's team.

The assistant director brought a call to Director Hu.

"Director Hu, Ma Za's father's phone, he expressed strong opposition, saying that Chu Nan's 'hemorrhoids' behavior must be stopped!"

Hu Dao closed his eyes.

"Director Hu?"

"Talk to him. I'll give you a permission," he held out a finger to the assistant director: "This count!"

The assistant director comprehended, took the mobile phone and left.

……

Maza's father hung up the arc.

Ma's mother asked eagerly: "Zar'er and her father, has it been negotiated?"

Father Ma closed his eyes.

"It's settled. ”

"Thank God, we don't have to suffer this humiliation at last!"

“…… Zal's mother......"

"Well, what's wrong?" the mother looked back happily, "Why do you have such a face?"

Her complexion changed dramatically.

Father Ma nodded his head.

"How can the director team be so arrogant and domineering? No, let's find the media, we must poke this matter out, and we must not let Zha'er be ...... by that guy."

"Don't say it, they didn't force me, I agreed!"

"What?!" Ma Mu was like being hit by five thunderbolts, and she didn't come back to her senses for a long time.

"Why?"

"I don't want to say yes either. Father Ma bowed his head and said, "But, but they give too much!"