Has anyone secretly told you: between men and women who don't talk about emotional involvement, they are like enemies who have no reason to talk about, and the most effective way to save dignity is not to bow down and admit mistakes, nor to fight on the basis of reason, to save face and not lose face, only to pretend to be crazy and stupid and beat a rake, commonly known as: playing scoundrel.

At the moment, I know enough to describe it by heart.

That's right, I did rub Jiang Beisheng three taels of thin oil in a daze. But compared to the mistake he did to me last night, what does this oil and water count?

I want to admit it, there are no doors.

I quickly adjusted my battle plan and accomplished three things in the shortest possible time.

The first thing is to kick Jiang Beisheng away with grief and anger; the second thing is to wrap himself tightly in the quilt and surround himself with water; and the third thing is to frame the blame and scold angrily: "Jiang Beisheng, you stinky rascal, what do you want to do?"

This guy was stunned at first when he was wearing a shirt stained with my spit, and soon he said gloomily to me: "Wu Xiaoqi, your dog, right? ”

"Are you a dog?" I rolled my eyes with disdain: "Seeing that black and white are reversed and doesn't work, I immediately changed the trick and jumped over the wall." You are not a dog, who is?"

"You make it clear, why am I reversed black and white?"

"Isn't this a clear possibility?" I crossed my neck, and my expression was no different from that of the thug who stopped the beautiful cuties on the street and played the scoundrel, "If you don't want to play hooligan, then why did you sneak up to my bedside while I was asleep, uh, wrong, it was the couch that came to me and did it to me?"

"Miss Wu, I think it is necessary for me to clarify two points with you, and one more point to affirm. ”

I took off the quilt and was about to listen to it, but this guy threw down the sentence and turned back to the second bedroom.

After waiting for a while, I saw him carrying the bleakly colored big-backed chair in the corner of the window, and came back calmly.

This little brother is very strange, the kung fu of moving a chair, he has successfully healed his anger into a strategist, and in front of me is Erlang's legs on stilts, and his hands are around his chest, and his chin is raised, uh, it really looks like a brave and fierce Muscovy duck.

I want to laugh, but the art of war is cloudy, and fighting fiercely is the most taboo hippie smile. I had to endure the aggrieved smile again.

"First of all, it's 12:06 p.m. Beijing time. Muscovy duck was on his toes, and his mind quacked: "I had a hangover all night and didn't eat breakfast, so I'm very, very hungry at the moment, and all I want to think about is to get myself a decent lunch as soon as possible." What do you need for lunch? You need a cook! So, I'm going to wake you up. That's the first point, the second point. When I called you, I only moved my mouth but not my hands, and the person who really moved my mouth and hands was you, Wu Xiaoqi. While muttering that he wanted to give birth to me, he pounced on me with all his firepower and hugged and hugged me. Hmph, based on these two points, I have reason to believe that you, Wu Xiaoqi, Party B, have blatantly violated the spirit of the agreement and shamelessly fell in love with me, Jiang Beisheng, Party A. Therefore, I would like to state that in order to protect my property and personal safety from infringement, I have decided to add an additional clause to the agreement that can protect Party A, that is, myself. ”

Men tear apart in the emotional world, nothing more than three means.

The first one, "I don't love you", "I don't like you", "I'm tired of you", the damage value is equivalent to a bad cold, dizziness and brain swelling for several months, and it will always heal itself.

The second, "I'm in love with someone else, this other person is no one else, it's your best friend", the lethality of this sentence is comparable to a man-made car accident that hurts the muscles and bones, no matter whether the external injury is good or bad, it can't heal the pain of the soul.

The third, "I have never loved you from beginning to end, except for using you", this sentence is comparable to Mars hitting the earth, if you don't make a person die and I die, you will be disabled for life.

But at the moment, these three methods are not as arrogant as Jiang Beisheng's "I think you are in love with me, you are in love with me, but I don't love you", and they can hurt my heart and lungs more.

As a counter-attack, I must and unconditionally carry out the scoundrel to the end. Otherwise, my odds of winning are zero.

"Although I can't find a trace of compatibility with you from the inside out, but coincidentally, I feel your words very much. So ......" I gritted my teeth and coughed: "I seriously suspect that you, Jiang Beisheng, Party A violated the agreement and fell in love with me, Wu Xiaoqi, Party B." In order to protect Party B's property and personal safety, Party B, which is me, has decided to add a supplementary clause on the basis of the signed agreement. ”

"Uh, is it?" Jiang Beisheng was unexpectedly not angry, just raised his eyebrows, and asked with disdain: "Dare to ask Party B, what do you plan to add?"

Uh, fish, hooked.

I slowly pushed the quilt away and stacked it at my feet, and a gleam of wealth and danger flashed in my eyes: "During the marriage period, if Party A falls in love with Party B, the marriage will automatically become invalid, and as the price of breach of contract, Party A will transfer its shop to Party B free of charge." On the contrary, Party B unconditionally compensates Party A for the property under its name. How's that, exciting, right?"

Jiang Beisheng snorted slightly: "I didn't even see it, you have an insatiable heart, not only to fight my idea, but also to plot my industry?" The words were full of sarcasm, but the corners of his mouth raised a breeze, and it seemed that he did not object.

I glanced at him, shrugged my shoulders indifferently, and said unashamedly: "Who told you not to be moral, and to fall in love with me with a vicious mind?"

Jiang Beisheng Erlang's legs were stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched violently, and after half a sound, he spit out two words in a dull manner: "Deal." ”

People who are confident that they can control love are never blank men who are new to love or senior men who coexist with age and experience, nor are they simple women with budding hearts or clever women with first-class means. This kind of consciousness seems to be strong enough to influence the person who loves love, but it just happens that the person in front of him or her is not the person he or she wants.

Jiang Beisheng and I always have surprisingly consistent thoughts and actions on the issue of loving and not loving each other. This is enough to show that we are equal opponents.

I was so excited that I forgot to put on my shoes, so I ran barefoot to the master bedroom to find paper and pens, and threw them to Jiang Beisheng Xingxing: "There is no basis for what I say, but I have a basis for words." ”

Jiang Beisheng put down Erlang's legs, pinched the pen and paper and pondered: "Emotions are internal things, if you play tricks and fall in love with me, but you don't admit it, then won't I suffer a lot?"

Blind love, although painful, can still be understood, but blind self-confidence is really his grandfather's unforgivable.

I bent down, propped my hands on my deformed thighs, and said face to face with Jiang Beisheng: "Although you are a very villain and absolutely impossible, your worry is very necessary. In order to prove that I don't have the slightest covetousness for you, let's be cliché, learn to kiss and test, uh, let's say okay, whoever wants to blush is playing tricks with different hearts. ”

After speaking, his chin was raised, and his mouth was pouted.

"You...... You ......" Jiang Beisheng, who was close to Chi Qi, looked panicked, like a male mule that had been stimulated, and shouted and pushed me away: "You, you want me to kiss and dream with you." Annoyed, he got up and went to the kitchen.

When I was stunned, people were stupid.

This girl obviously just wants to be a scoundrel, why did she become a hooligan in his eyes?

Should this gap between people be so outrageous?

(To be continued)