CHAPTER XXXII
There are always countless men who can't understand why the older young women are holding the sign of "I can no longer love", and on the other hand, they are disgusted and refuse to look at the man who took the initiative to show favor to her, but they easily fell in love with the unreachable little brother of the Korean drama?
This problem, like our women can't crack the password in a man's hard drive with all their might, is the same reason, there is never a difficult and not difficult statement, some, just the perspective of physiological needs and expectations, there is a cliff-like gap between reality and ideals, which provokes men and women to look at each other wrongly.
So, the women began to look for the prince for the suffocating and miserable life. This prince is handsome and long-looking, capable of taking charge of a leading enterprise anyway, and is capable of peeling onions with his hands and holding eighteen martial arts of a three-star Michelin chef, and he is also weak in water for 3,000 and only takes one scoop to drink.
The men are eager to look forward to such a teacher, who is not only young, beautiful, pure and flawless, but also able to teach the skills of climbing the peak.
To put it more colloquially, women, in the final analysis, are a group of species willing to be manipulated visually, a white sweatshirt with striped shorts is greasy and weak, so pale that they can't depict the grand blueprint of "I love you". Men are even more stupid, under the domination of primitive impulses, reduced to regrettable sensual animals, spouses whose body movements are not harmonious or whose hands are not smooth and delicate enough, and who are ultimately regarded by them as the driving force behind their infidelity.
This is the true meaning of women's Korean drama syndrome and men's hard drive passwords.
If you understand it, its name is life, and if you don't understand it, it is the ignorance of fishing for the moon in the water.
This was the first time I had a vulgar interest in the gender difference between men and women. Perhaps, because I am married, or perhaps, everything has nothing to do with marriage, but because the man in front of me, a man who can even fry a bowl of egg fried rice, makes me so disappointed that I have to complain and sigh.
Kidney Bean was on the train on a business trip, and was amused by my complaints, and she sent me a black question mark face: If it weren't for his timely stop loss and rational refusal, this kiss, would you choose to stick to the end or take the initiative to retreat?
I was silent for a moment.
Thirty-five years of emotional experience, left me with nothing but regret is frustration, as for whether the man kissed with his untempting woman in the scene, or further in-depth contact, I don't know. But I know very well that I will never forgive myself for kissing and rolling the sheets with a man I don't like and is stingy.
I put down my chopsticks and sent a message to Kidney Bean: We'll talk later, my sisters are in a hurry to quarrel now.
"Uh, two, why don't I put the list here first, you can discuss it, and then take the list to the cashier to pay, okay?"
The waiter in the western restaurant had a pair of deer eyes that bumped into Jiang Beisheng for a while, and then bumped into me again, standing at the table with an embarrassed face and smiling.
Jiang Beisheng slanted his face slightly, and his tone was arrogant and non-negotiable: "The AA system is very simple, not as troublesome as you think, little girl." ”
I glanced sideways, and the waitress smiled.
Jiang Beisheng's well-defined fingers slowly knocked on the table: "I pay what I should pay, and the remaining half, please ask the young lady opposite me for it." As for whether she is willing to give it, that's her business. If you feel embarrassed, you can report to your restaurant manager, whether to call the security guard or the police, that's your business. ”
After speaking, the little man raised the corner of his eye, stared at the bill in the young lady's hand, and asked heartily: "How much?"
The young lady saw that she was an authentic Beijing chick, and immediately put away her embarrassment and ridicule: "Sir, the two of you have consumed a total of one hundred and ninety-seven, and if you are AA, you will need to pay an average of ninety-eight yuan and five yuan per person." As he spoke, he sent the bill to Jiang Beisheng: "Excuse me, is it cash or electronic payment?"
"I'm cash, and as for the lady on the other side, you'll have to ask her. Jiang Beisheng glanced at me lightly, took out a pink from his brown folding wallet, and put it on the young lady's bill: "This is a hundred, don't look for it, but please say to the young lady opposite for me, the extra five cents, no thanks." ”
The corners of the young lady's mouth trembled, and her complicated eyes carefully moved from Jiang Beisheng's handsome face to my face that was ready to rush up and punch him at any time, and turned to look at me with a sympathetic expression: "Uh, this young lady ....."
Sympathy is an inexplicable thing, and between women who have never known each other, sympathy is an original sin.
I interrupted the young lady unappreciatively, raised her head, and winked at Jiang Beisheng: "You, come really?"
Jiang Beisheng clasped his hands and hugged his chest, without leaving a smile on his face: "When you spit in my shirt, why didn't you ask yourself if you were real or fake?"
I let out a drop of sweat, and the hands of the young lady next to me trembled. A look of sympathy turned into horror in seconds.
I squinted my eyelids and coughed absently.
Can I be blamed for this?
The egg fried rice of this buddy on the other side is a disaster, and I feel sorry for my stomach when I eat it. To make this kind of black food, I dare to call myself a toiler, and I am instructed to clean up the mess and clean the kitchen.
How can I not argue with him?
This fight is red-eyed, and blurts out this steaming truth directly. Uh, to be honest, although it's hard to accept, but it's just a handful of saliva, why bother to turn your face so much and deny people?
Who hasn't eaten a few handfuls of saliva while kissing?
Let's just say Jiang Beisheng, he has talked about four girlfriends before and after, and according to the thinking of a philosopher, he has eaten at least four women's saliva, why is he so picky about my saliva?
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that Jiang Beisheng was unreasonable, and the young lady's original sin was eyeing her, so I couldn't care about the loss of face, so I directly spread out and settled with him: "Why did I spit on your shirt?
"Hiccup~"
As soon as I finished speaking, the young lady hiccuped painfully.
Jiang Beisheng and I frowned and glanced at her in unison, she quickly covered her mouth with her hand, smiled bitterly and signaled, please continue.
Jiang Beisheng and I retracted our gaze.
"Why are you women like this, coming to turn over old accounts at every turn?"
"Is this an old account?" I spread my hand: "Last night's incident is called an old account, you men can't do something serious except blindly slander us women?"
"Okay, just think it's freshly baked. Jiang Beisheng propped up two fingers and tapped the dining table twice: "I deliberately tortured you, but don't forget, who did it first?
"This, that, that bed is so small, you are tall and big, lying motionless, I, if I don't have any strength in my hands, will you be so comfortable?"
"Hiccup~Hiccup~Hiccup~" The young lady didn't know if she had bumped into the evil or seen the demons and monsters, and she couldn't cover her mouth with both hands: "Hiccup~ Two hiccups~ It's really not good to burp~ Meaning, I seem to be a little hiccup~ I can't control the hiccup~ myself." I'm going to change the hiccup~Our manager's hiccups~ Come here. ”
After saying that, he fled in a hurry.
Jiang Beisheng suddenly snorted and laughed: "Wu Xiaoqi, my reputation has been ruined by you." ”
I pouted: "The benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see the wise, anyway, I am pure and immaculate." ”
(To be continued)