Chapter 1701 I seriously suspect that he used to be a decorator

The operation of the gods is definitely not trivial.

Skywalker, Silver Surfer, Red Shift and the others were all on the side, afraid that Ye Fei would take the opportunity of the operation to give the gods a few blows.

In fact, they thought too much, even if Ye Fei had this heart, he didn't have this ability.

The reason why Jialan was able to become a god, not to mention that he was undergoing surgery, even if he only had one cell left, it was not something that ordinary people could approach, unless he wanted to.

Ye Fei cut open Jialan's abdomen, and after looking for a long time to find a place to start, but when he cut it again, Ye Fei was a little sore.

The stone was found, but he couldn't get it out because it was too big.

He stretched out his hand and tried to take out the smallest piece, but in the end, his tired face and neck did not move, in his opinion, even the smallest piece is estimated to be more than a hundred pounds, it just shrunk as Jialan's body became smaller, this thing was compressed, and the density was greater.

In the end, he called Skywalker over.

"Help, get this pile of rocks out. Ye Fei pointed to the rocks piled up like a mountain in Jialan's stomach and said.

Skywalker: "......"

This thing really wants to kill Ye Fei directly, your sister, don't you treat me as a coolie?

Although he was very angry in his heart, he couldn't show it on the surface, after all, this was also for Jialan.

With a wave of his hand, Skywalker beckoned, and countless stones rose from Jialan's belly, and then fell lightly to the ground next to him.

"Have you taken out the stones?" asked Jialan, who was lying on the bed.

Ye Fei snorted and said, "I'll see if it's clean, you lie down and don't move, uh~~ You also have a little problem with your stomach, no wonder you roll around in pain with your stomach." ”

β€œ...... What's the problem?"

Jialan was depressed, she had never had these messy problems before, why did they all pop up all of a sudden today?

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan's stomach and said, "It's ulcerated, and it's a very serious ulcer, if it goes on like this, the stomach will be perforated, oh, I don't know where your stomach should be, but the space on this stomach is a little large, and I have to consider that there may be some signs of stomach sagging." ”

Jialan again: "......"

I'm going, is there a mistake? Let you say this, Lao Tzu doesn't seem to have any good things in his stomach.

"Are you sure?"

"This is all in front of you, what is there to be sure, my preliminary judgment is still related to your diet, although you can digest some things that ordinary people can't digest, but you have paid some price. ”

"Impossible! I've long since adapted to feeding on the planet, and my stomach has long since adapted to these things, how can there be such small problems as ulcers and perforations?"

"Some problems are not what you want to be, I know you do have this ability, but if you are not careful, whether it is a human or a god, there will always be something missing, and this disease is a long-term accumulation of days, even including your stomach sagging, a planet is boundless for us ordinary people, vast, even if you can swallow it, I guess for you is not as light and light as it appears on the surface, the weight of the planet that cannot be estimated enters your stomach, how strong do you think your stomach can bear the weight of a planetοΌŸβ€

β€œ.......”

"There seems to be some truth. ”

"No, it seems, it's very reasonable, I can only say that it's okay for you gods, if you were replaced by Skywalker or Red Shift, you would have hung up a long time ago. ”

"You ......"

The Skywalker on the side almost didn't beat Ye Fei, your sister, can you not always get involved with me? I don't swallow stars, Lao Tzu never eats, okay.

"Haha, they don't need to eat anything. Jialan smiled.

That's right, this product was actually amused by Ye Fei's words.

"I don't usually eat anything, I don't have the so-called internal organs, and they only appear when they transform into specific forms, just like now, but I didn't expect that there would be kidney stones, stomach ulcers, and stomach prolapse, how to treat them?"

He's really depressed, tell me what kind of thing this is? You know, you don't have to conjure up a specific form, and there are so many little problems with this, and the egg hurts.

Ye Fei said: " There is a very powerful person in our country who has discovered a law, called the law of energy conservation, that is, how much energy you eat, these energy will not disappear for no reason, it is either acting on your body, or it is transferred to other people or things through you, in short, its inhalation and output are the same amount, you eat so many planets, so many planets are converted into energy, some are used by you, and some will stay in your body and act on your internal organs and torso, and your internal organs will be diseased when they can not bear these energies。 ”

"You seem to have some truth in what you say. Jialan thought for a moment and said, "Then how should I improve?"

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan's stomach and said, " As I have just said, improve your eating habits, in your current form, you can absorb the energy you need from ordinary food, and I also believe that when you transform into a real star swallower, these energies can also provide you with enough help, and you don't need to look for planets everywhere to eat, you actually have such a existence in our place, you don't eat every day, you look for some strange things to eat, dirt, glass, sponges, and nails or wood and so on, at first people will say, wow, this person is so awesome, but after a long time people will say, wow, this person is so stupid, there is a name for people like you in our place, called pica. ”

β€œ......”

"Don't stare, I'm serious, hey, don't do it, I'm explaining your condition to you. ”

"If it weren't for the face of you saving me once, I would definitely kill you right now, with my own hands. Jialan said viciously.

Don't think that if you save me once, you can speak freely, but I'm also a god, okay if you give me some face?

"Is there a cure for a person with pica?" asked Jialan, after a pause.

Ye Fei said with a smile: "If this disease is someone else, there may be no good way to treat it, but you are lucky to meet me." ”

"What do you mean?"

"I can cure it, after sewing up your wound for a while, I'll make you a few dishes to taste, if you don't think it's as delicious as the planet, you can also eat your planet in the future, if you think it's good, I hope you can slowly correct your eating habits, after all, it's for your good." ”

β€œ...... Okay, but first, if you lie to me, I'll wipe you out along with your planet universe. ”

Ye Fei: "......"

Made, this guy is really not a good bird, and he will turn his face when he says it.

"By the way, there is another thing you must pay attention to, try to change your temper in the future, don't kill people at every turn, eat the planet, people haven't offended you, why bother, what kind of sentence did my Buddha once say, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, the sea of bitterness is boundless, and the shore is ......"

"Who is my Buddha?"

β€œ...... As a doctor, what I have to do is over, and then my identity will change to a chef, that is, the chef you say, if you can get used to the food I make, it's an honor, if you can't get used to it, just because I haven't been here, then what, do you have needles and threads? Your wound is a little big, give you a stitch, and your kidney, take it easy in the future, and if you continue to do this, it is estimated that it will not be able to be used for a while. ”

β€œ......”

Jialan swore that he really wanted to kill the guy in front of him, who had been operating on herself since she started operating on herself, buzzing like a fly, so annoying.

"I don't need a needle and thread, I can heal on my own. ”

As he spoke, he saw Jialan's two big claws directly facing the flesh on both sides of his wound, and then Ye Fei saw a very magical thing.

I saw that the wound began to heal at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye, but in an instant, the wound was completely gone, and Jialan's body was no different from before the operation.

"Uh~~ It's really a saving material, what is that, I think you're healing too fast. Ye Fei rubbed his hands on the side and said with a tangled expression.

Jialan got off the bed, not understanding what Ye Fei meant.

"Why do you say that?"

Ye Fei pointed to Jialan's stomach, and then said weakly, "I forgot my knife inside." ”

Jialan: "........"

"Ye Fei!! are you deliberately ?!!!?"

A few people from the elf god were waiting outside, and suddenly they heard an angry voice coming from inside, and several people panicked directly.

"What's going on?

Darkseid glared at him and said, "Can you think of something good?" Is Ye Shen such an easy person to do with others?"

Bingo frowned and said: "Now it's not whether Ye Shen will do it with others, but whether Jialan will do it with Ye Shen, the sound just now is obviously shouted by Jialan, and only his voice can penetrate this soundproof room, and the voice is full of angry emotions, what happened to Ye Shen?"

The elf god also frowned and thought for a while, he really couldn't understand what was going on inside, he was quiet just now, why did he suddenly go crazy? Could it be that Ye Fei didn't take out the stone for him?

"Be prepared for battle, wait and see what happens, respond to all changes with the same, and respond to all changes with all changes. ”

Bang!

As soon as the elf god's words were finished, he saw that the door of the room was smashed directly from the inside, and then Ye Fei ran out like a rabbit, hurrying as if there was a dog chasing him behind.

There is no dog behind Ye Fei, there is Jialan.

Jialan strode out of it and shouted, "Stop!"

Ye Fei shook his head decisively and muttered: "The ghost only stops, whoever stands is a fool." ”

The elf god's body stopped between the two as soon as he moved, he knew that he was not Jialan's opponent, but he still had to do it, because he couldn't let Ye Fei miss a little.

"Jialan God, why is this?, Ye Fei, as a healer, he saved you, why do you still want to hunt him down?" the Elven God asked.

Jialan glanced at the Elf God, then stared at Ye Fei who was behind the Elf God, pointed at Ye Fei and said angrily, "You ask him!"

The elven god glanced back at Ye Fei.

Ye Fei was a little embarrassed and said: "What, after the operation, he forgot the scalpel in his stomach, it is likely to be in the kidney." ”

Elven God: "......"

Bingo and Darkseid, as well as Zaya, were also speechless.

Big brother, are you really a doctor? Your surgery is too unreliable, isn't it? This thing is not as good as a few stones in the stomach, it is a knife, or if you forget it in the kidney, it will die.

"This ......."

The elf god didn't know what to say, he didn't even know how to persuade him, you tell me how to defend you like this? Why don't you forget yourself in his belly?

Just when the elf gods felt a headache, they saw Jialan directly stick a paw into his stomach, and then pulled it out, pulling out a knife from his stomach, and the wound on his stomach appeared a blue light, which disappeared in an instant.

Jialan looked at the knife in her hand and said, "This is a very extraordinary knife, although I don't know what material he is made of, but I like it very much." ”

Ye Fei hurriedly said: "Wait a while, if you like it, I will use this knife to cook for you later." ”

Jialan: "......."

Elven God and Silver Surfer: "......"

I'm rubbing, Ye Fei, are you sure what you said is true? I just used this knife to operate on someone, and then you used this knife to cook for others, can you be a little more disgusting?

Jialan stood there stunned and watched Ye Fei for a long time, and finally threw the knife directly to him, and said, "I have a knife, a murderous knife, I can cook, you can't use this knife, I have a habit of cleanliness." ”

Ye Fei: "......."

This time Ye Fei was speechless, he looked at Jialan carefully up and down, how do you look at it, this girl doesn't look like a person with a habit of cleanliness, big brother, you even eat stones and mud, but you told me that you have a habit of cleanliness?

Seeing Ye Fei's constipated look, Jialan laughed out loud and said, "It's still the same sentence, if the food I cook can make me like it, it's easy to say anything, if you can't swallow it, I'm sorry, none of you can leave today, don't think that if you help me cure my kidney stones, I will let you go." ”

After speaking, Jialan said to Silver Surfer, "Take him to the kitchen." ”

Ye Fei again: "......"

This thing is completely confused, he didn't expect that a guy who makes a living by devouring the planet and a few fierce generals who don't have to eat anything at all will live in a kitchen, big brother, are you guys who don't eat fireworks in the world serious?

Silver Shadow came over on a surfboard, beckoned to Ye Fei with a serious face, and said, "Follow me." ”

Ye Fei sighed, he really wanted to see what Jialan's kitchen was like.

After only a few steps, he stopped again, looked at the elven gods, and said to Jialan, "You must ensure the safety of my friends." ”

Jialan snorted and said, "They made me lose three generals!"

", you killed it all yourself, okay?"

β€œ...... Go, go, go. ”

Jialan waved her hand directly, and hurriedly let Ye Fei go, he is still worried about this matter, but he didn't expect Ye Fei to reply again, if you want to know that you won't mention this stubble.

After getting Jialan's promise, Ye Fei and Silver Shadow left the main hall and walked to the right, passed through a corridor and turned left again, and saw another palace.

Silver Surfer pointed to the palace and said, "Kitchen." ”

Ye Fei again: "......"

Nima, this is the kitchen, brother, this is the palace, right?

That's right, the palace in front of Ye Fei is definitely much more luxurious than the Golden Han Palace he has ever seen, much larger, and it is simply extravagant and inhumane.

Ye Fei walked forward slowly, and Silver Shadow Man followed behind.

"Thank you. Silver Surfer said suddenly.

Ye Fei was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "That's all I can help you." ”

"Enough. ”

"You're welcome, go see her when you get to Earth. ”

"I will, you're a different person, and I hope you'll survive today. ”

"It should be, by the way, can you tell Jialan what flavor she likes, which one is sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty?"

β€œ...... I don't know, what does it taste like? I've never eaten a bite of anything, and I don't know what it tastes like. ”

Ye Fei waved his hand helplessly, he knew that asking this guy about Jialan's hobby was to play the piano to the cow, even if he knew about it, he probably wouldn't say it, so let's do it as usual.

Pushing open the palace gate, Ye Fei was directly stupid at the door, he knew that this palace-style kitchen was very luxurious, but he didn't expect it to be so luxurious.

The whole room is full of colorful light, and almost every point is inlaid with huge gemstones of different colors, reflecting each other, and the light will last forever.

Around the palace are a variety of ornaments, each of which sparkles, as well as a number of green evergreens with lush foliage and life.

In the middle of it was a huge table made of unknown materials, but there was nothing on it.

There are so many things in the whole palace, although there are not many of them, but each of them is definitely a real treasure, and it is definitely a rare treasure if it is taken out casually, and even he doubts that he can sell a gem for a sky-high price if he takes it down and returns to the earth.

"Uh~ This is the kitchen?" Ye Fei looked around the so-called kitchen again and asked.

Silver Shadow Man said: "It should be counted, this is designed and decorated by the Jialan God himself, but it has never been used since the decoration, the gods don't have to eat ordinary meals, and we don't need to eat." ”

"So what are you going to do with a kitchen?"

Silver Shadow Man glanced at Ye Fei, then looked at the palace-style kitchen, and said leisurely: "It's beautiful." ”

Ye Fei: "......"

"That's what Kalan said, he said that a family should have a kitchen, a bathroom, a bedroom and a balcony in order to be complete. ”

β€œ....... Also living room and dining room. ”

"Yes, yes, that's what the Jialan God said, huh~ How do you know?"

", that's how we all designed it there, and I seriously doubt that the home planet of the Blue God is Earth, and he used to be a decorator. ”

β€œ....... I don't understand what you're saying, you do it for him, I'm guarding outside, you call me when it's done, I'll bring it over, oh, by the way, what are you going to do?"

"What are you doing?"

Ye Fei smiled, and then took off the backpack on his body.......