Li Laodao didn't say much, he nodded at Qin Lang very happily, then closed his eyes, pinched his hands, shook his head, and said something in his mouth. Xu Yi saw him point his hand in front of Qin Lang, and shouted loudly: "Xian!"

After Qin Lang was born in society, he saw the most charlatans. I was not surprised by Li Laodao's tricks for a long time, and I didn't even mean to evaluate it, so I shook my head and turned around and left. However, the moment he stepped out of his right foot, the originally flat and straight cement avenue in front of him suddenly had an extra red brick wall, and it was crawling with small cyan snakes spitting bright red letter thorns!

Qin Lang was puzzled in his heart, and wanted to step forward, but he didn't know why, there seemed to be a voice in his heart that kept telling him that if he couldn't get close, he would be in danger of his life if he got close. The right foot, which had already been raised, actually took a step back.

No, knowing that it was an illusion, Qin Lang had no reason to retreat! Thinking of someone's terrible cry before, Qin Lang's heart moved, and he instantly seemed to understand something......

"Huh, this crying grave can actually affect people's minds! It's fun, it's fun!" Feng Xiaoxiao was the first to react, looking at the Wuzi who was still lying on the ground babbling and crying Sun Chougou, as if a child had discovered a new toy.

"Not bad, not bad!" Wang Xinnan took the lead in applauding, and the hands of Li Laodao and Sun Chouchou really made her eyes shine. Their methods seem to be inconspicuous, but in fact, they play a considerable role in actual combat, and what is lacking in the team now is people like them. It's like playing an online game, the output and meat are there, and then you have a control or something, and the battle will be easier.

"Hey! It's just a small skill of carving insects, see a smile, see a smile!" Li Laodao noticed Wang Xinnan, who was angry, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he came to her side with a dry smile, rubbed his hands and said: "That, this good woman looks so good, she must be a rich and noble person, she is not talented, and she is willing to look at the palmistry for the good woman." ”

"Ahem!" Qin Lang knocked out the strange hand that hit Wang Xinnan's shoulder, coughed, and said: "With all due respect, if you only use this trick, I'm afraid it's ......."

"How is that possible? Dao Ye, I'll have a lot of it! That was just a casual little trick just now. Li Laodao said unashamedly: "Dao Master, I started cultivating at the age of five, proficient in seventy-two kinds of anti-heaven spells, can call the wind and rain through the wall and enter the ground, and is also proficient in the art of the advent of the five ghosts, the way of subduing demons and eliminating evil spirits and slaying demons is simple, and I am more familiar with the formation, and it is not a problem to arrange troops to win the battle......!

"Who are you scolding for being a dog?" Wang Xinnan glanced at him angrily, what does it mean to be like a dog? This guy compares himself to poop, and he also turns around and scolds others for being dogs. At first glance, he is not a serious Taoist priest.

"Hey, that's what it means anyway, anyway, with us joining, you guys can have fun!"

"No, this ...... What's it called?" Qin Lang patted the back of his head, pointed to the ugly man with a gong in his right hand and a bell in his left hand, and said, "What about him, what will he do?"

"My name is Chen Bushuai!" is a corpse chaser...... "Then Chen Bushuai naturally wants to show his hand, but in this situation, where can he find the dead? Could it be that he has to show his hand, and he has to kill one? Isn't this not good?

was worried, suddenly a strong man carrying half of the dead pig came out of the mouth of the alley, Chen Bushuai hugged Qin Lang and said, "It's ugly!"

Chen Bushuai turned to greet the man, and at the moment when the two passed by, Chen Bushuai raised his right hand slightly, and the corners of his mouth moved slightly, as if he had recited some incantation, and then shook the bell in his hand.

"Jingle bell", the bell sounded, and the half of the dead pig that could not have moved anymore suddenly twitched, and the strong man carrying the pig chuckled in his heart, and was wondering if he was hallucinating, when suddenly the half of the pork on his shoulder actually jumped to the ground, and then ran out of the alley!

Run!

Pork ran away!

"Mom also!" I ate so much pork, and it was the first time I saw pork running away! In other words, you are not afraid? The strong man's face turned pale, he covered his head and let out a terrible scream, sat on the ground, rolled his eyes and fainted, his crotch was even wetter, and the air was instantly filled with a strong smell of urine.

"See laughing, see laughing! carving insect skills, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning!" Chen Bushuai learned Li Laodao's posture, held his head high and looked proud, obviously very satisfied with his performance.

"See a fart!" Feng Xiaoxiao frowned, pointed at the big man and said unhappily: "You scared people like this, who is responsible?"

"This is okay, Dao Ye, I have a way! Huh, this little lady looks so good-natured, poor ......."

"Dead open, my sister doesn't look at her face. Feng Xiaoxiao put on a standard Ultraman pose to fight monsters.

"Hehe, it's actually nothing. Li Laodao laughed dryly, took out a black glass bottle with no label from the bulging hemp bag around his waist, unscrewed the cap, walked to the big man's side, pinched the big man's throat, and poured it with his hand.

", what are you doing? Stop! You are still a monk, how can you be careless of people's lives?" Li Laodao's behavior surprised Qin Lang, he never thought that why the current monks are so frustrated?

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Dao Ye is a monk, and he has always been compassionate, how can he be careless of human life?" Li Laodao stood up and blew the mouth of the bottle at Qin Lang, and suddenly a strong smell of wine came to his face, and Qin Lang quickly turned his head to the side.

When he woke up, he would find that he was full of alcohol, and he must have thought that he was drunk and hallucinating. So, it has nothing to do with us. While Chen Bushuai spoke, the half of the dead pig had already run back and lay down beside the big man, carefully took off the charm on the pig's leg, put it into his arms, and threw a smile at Qin Lang that he thought was very handsome.

"Woo...... Russia is so miserable...... Russia has been hungry for three days and three nights...... I didn't even take a sip of water...... Russia is not alive...... It's so miserable, you just treat me to a meal...... Woo woo woo woo ...... "Sun Chouchou sat on the ground beating his chest and wailed, at this moment he was ragged and unkempt, and he looked really miserable.

"Okay!"

Simply his party was hungry, Qin Lang took everyone to find a small restaurant again. These three hairs really have a posture of not eating for three days, squatting on the stool without caring about the image, which piece of meat and fat chopsticks will be stretched out, the vegetable foam and rice grains are flying horizontally, and the sound of clanging dishes and chopsticks colliding is like striking iron, and the dishes and bowls on the table are swept away in an instant, and the most disgusting thing is Li Laodao, who even licks the soup on the plate in front of him with his tongue.

Looking at the large stack of plates stacked high in front of several people, Qin Lang and the others always maintained the posture of stretching out their chopsticks and picking up vegetables as if they had been immobilized. For a long time, Qin Lang felt that he had exaggerated enough to eat, but compared to them, he was still too young and gentle.

"Hmm...... You guys...... Is it swollen, not ...... Mutter...... Belch. Li Laodao held a big bowl in his right hand, and the bowl was piled up with fish, chicken, green vegetables, vermicelli, shredded pork and cold vegetables, everything. This guy isn't a picky eater at all.

While speaking, Li Laodao did not have any ambiguity in his hand, the chopsticks picked dozens of times in a row on the side of his mouth at lightning speed, and he couldn't see the process clearly at all. The mouth chewed quickly, and the sound of sparse rustling was endless, like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, and in an instant, the bottom of the bowl was facing the sky, and there were no particles left.

"Hmm...... Russian...... Russian good ...... It's so miserable......" On top of him, Sun Chouchou pinched his neck with his right hand, his eyes kept rolling white, and his mouth was vague, as if he had been evil. Seeing this, Chen Bushuai hurriedly dropped his job, stepped forward, grabbed Sun Chouchou's collar with his left hand, rounded his arm, and punched Sun Chouchou's belly fiercely.

"Hiccup...... Wow......" Then, Sun Chouchou's throat moved, his mouth opened, and he actually spit out a shiny egg with the shell peeled off! The egg fell in the middle of the table, and it bounced twice......

"That...... The younger brother in the family has a little problem with his brain and is not sensible. Rest assured, it has been solved perfectly. Chen Bushuai smiled and waved his hand, as if he was in a treat, and greeted: "Don't be stunned, hurry up and eat!"

Not to mention the two girls, even the fat people who are sloppy and have an irregular life on weekdays have lost their appetite in an instant, and continue to sit with them, just afraid that the face left over from the previous life will be completely lost.

"Forget it, you eat, it's not enough to order more, let's sit next door, feng shui is good. The egg was still dangling in front of Wang Xinnan's eyes, and he couldn't sit still, got up and sat next door and greeted the waiter: "Excuse me, bring me a bowl of beef noodles, thank you, don't have chili." What about you?"

"It's the same. ”

"Then five bowls. ”

"Hmm...... Wait, I want a big bowl too. "What does it mean to eat the bowl and think about the pot, it is a person like Li Laodao, there is still half of the bowl, and he opened his mouth and shouted again.

"Woo woo woo...... Russia is so miserable......"

"Forget it, give them two bowls! No, three bowls, three large bowls. "Qin Lang really can't stand this ugly grandson, you said that he is a big man. Crying when you have something, crying when you have nothing to do, crying when you are standing, crying when you sit, crying when you eat, judging from this trend, you still have to cry when you go to the toilet. Ma De, is this more than the reincarnation of Meng Jiangnu?

After a hasty meal, Qin Lang paid for the meal very painfully - borrowed. Damn, four hundred and ninety-eight! Except for five bowls of beef noodles and fifty, Li Laodao actually ate four hundred and forty-eight of those three dogcoins! It is not an exaggeration to say that they are rice buckets.

Li Laodao leaned on Chen Bushuai's shoulder, touched the round belly with his right hand, pinched a toothpick with his left hand and picked a mouthful of rotten teeth, and said with his stomach and nostrils facing the sky: "Full of wine and food, Master Dao, I will take you to a good place." ”

When Chen Bushuai heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, he stretched out his tongue and licked the corners of his mouth, rubbed his hands, and said excitedly: "Could it be that place?"

"Woooooooooo......oo I just went after eating, and my body could stand it...... Woowoowoo......"