"Whirring ......"

Qin Lang ran wildly all the way, and after confirming that no one was following behind him, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. Originally, I planned to let the fat man be cannon fodder at the beginning, but I didn't expect that the hair was not powerful, and in the end, he still shot it himself, and almost ruined his reputation.

went around and returned to the registration office again, at this time there were few people in the registration office, and Wang Xinnan was standing listlessly on the side.

"What's wrong? Qin Lang said with a puzzled expression.

"They said you had to have a team of nine people to compete. Feng Xiaoxiao said helplessly: "I calculated, we can't get together enough nine people, we can't just catch a few strong men on the street, right? ”

Qin Lang thought for a while and said, "Why don't we spend money to invite a few actors to go through the motions?"

Wang Xinnan shook his head and said: "The competition is based on a point system. It's okay to say that only the top five can get points, but how can we play in the team competition? We can fight six, and two have no combat effectiveness, so why do we beat nine people?"

"Which six?" Qin Lang folded his fingers and calculated, Wang Xinnan, Feng Xiaoxiao, Mu, and even if he added the paper tiger of the fat man, there were only five people, where did they come from...... Could it be that she counted the bald head on crutches as well?

"Sister, I'm like this, why don't you forget it?" The bald head touched his head with a look of shame. It's not that he's afraid of death, the key is that his skills are not very good, the injury on his leg is not healed, and even serving tea and water is a problem, and he can only drag his feet when he goes, if that's the case, he will never be able to go.

"Or, let's also go to the street to perform?" Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, she suddenly remembered the two Kongtong sect disciples who had performed the chest crushing boulder before, and immediately gestured with excitement: "We can also perform the chest crushing boulder! When the time comes, tell the little prodigal son to lie down, and my aunt and grandmother will personally pick up the hammer, and the effect will definitely ......."

"Absolutely not!" What kind of joke is it, partnering with her to perform a chest boulder, how much can't you think about it? She went down with a hammer, and didn't hammer a transparent hole out? Qin Lang didn't think about it and refused directly: "Everyone is recovering from a major injury, this kind of performance with a high risk factor is still counted, if you miss......

Feng Xiaoxiao pursed his lips: "Hey, you're just cowardly!"

M's, Qin Lang regretted what he did for her just now, this is simply revenge!

The fat man interjected: "Why don't you let Brother Lang perform the sword swallowing?" That's not difficult, but if it doesn't work, he will step on the light bulb barefoot and walk the tightrope with one foot, ......

"So powerful?" Feng Xiaoxiao looked surprised, but he was a little impressed by Qin Lang.

"Hmm...... It's all useless. Not worth mentioning. "Actually, the fat man's words are true, in order to mix a bite of food, Qin Lang really didn't learn these acrobatics. It's not perfect, but it's okay just for viewing.

"That's a fart!" Wang Xinnan rolled her eyes and said, "My sister will also throw flying knives blindfolded!"

"yes, yes, let's go set up a stall. The fat man clapped his hands again and again.

"Yes, yes!" Qin Lang didn't want to be a monkey in broad daylight, so he touched his chin and said: "Instead of letting others choose us, it's better for us to choose him, I don't believe that the number of people in our team is not enough, so let's go around first." Maybe some of them slipped through the net. ”

"That's what I said......"

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"Huhu...... Li Lao Dao, what the hell did you do just now? I almost scared Lao Tzu to death!"

In the depths of the secluded alley, a man with a blue cloth hat on his head, a green cloth gown, a black belt around his waist, a pair of tattered straw sandals under his feet, a gong bell in his hand, and a bulging waist bag and extremely ugly looking man leaned against the wall, panting heavily.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! I don't know who it is, I broke the spell of the Taoist master, if I don't run, I won't be beaten to death by those mothers-in-law?" The person who spoke was wearing a blue and blue Taoist robe, with a half-crooked Dao bun on his head, floating dust in his hand, a peach wood sword on his back, and a hemp bag tied to his waist, dressed as a Taoist priest, but his demeanor was frivolous and obscene, and he did not have the reserve that a monk should have. He is the old Li Dao that the ugly man said.

"Woo...... Hunger is so bitter! Wow...... With the two of you who kill a thousand knives, you can't eat well, you can't sleep, and you will even be chased when you peek at others taking a bath...... Hungry and alive...... "Uh-huh-wow-wow......" Next to the two, sat cross-legged a strange man who exuded yin energy, wearing a tattered hat on his head, a shabby gray gray coat with three buttons missing on his upper body, a pair of gray and white cloth pants on his lower body, a pair of dark gray cloth shoes on his feet, and a tattered filial piety banner in his arms.

"Okay, okay, weeping grave, don't howl! Li Laodao can't wait to sew up the broken mouth of the grave crying man Sun Chouchou, as long as this guy has a mouth, no matter how good the atmosphere is, he can bring it down for you in an instant. Pinched his fingers indiscriminately, Li Laodao's eyes suddenly lit up, he stroked his already knotted goatee, and said with a smile: "Here, here! The person we are waiting for is coming! I said that which blind person broke the spell of the Taoist master, it turned out to be him!"

"Who's coming?" asked the ugly man hurriedly.

"This is the man I told you about. ”

Sun Chouchou snorted a handful of tears, got up from the ground with teary eyes, and cried and said, "Woo...... So what are we waiting for here...... How can I walk with you two who killed a thousand knives, oh my God, woo woo woo woo...... I'm not alive anymore. ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you hurry up and shut up the Dao Master!"

Along the way, there are indeed a lot of requests to form teams. However, after half an hour, Qin Lang's team was still the same few people. The reason is very simple, those who seem to be powerful, but people don't look down on them, and he refuses to give in to his snakeskin teammates. There were a few who came for Feng Xiaoxiao and Wang Xinnan, two beauties, but they were directly scared away by the bald heads. After all, in his eyes, his two cheap old ladies are both married women, where can they be accosted?

"That...... Why don't we find a place to eat first?"

Seeing that the sun was on the sun, several people were already hungry, and everyone raised their hands in favor of Qin Lang's proposal. I found a small restaurant that was fairly clean and sat down, and before I could order, I heard a noisy sound coming from the door of the store.

"What are you doing? Dao Ye is with them! Hurry up, let Dao Ye spread! Otherwise, don't blame Dao Ye for being ruthless!" At the gate, a person dressed as a Taoist priest pointed at Qin Lang and glared at the waiter.

"That's it, you bastard, what do you see?" the ugly man beside him chimed in.

"Woo...... I'm so hungry! Someone wants to stop me when I eat, I'm hungry, I can't live, woo woo......"

The three of them were dressed strangely and spoke like crazy, Wang Xinnan couldn't help frowning and said to Qin Lang, "Do you know them?"

Qin Lang searched in his memory for a long time, these three faces included the images of these three people, and he really didn't have any impression. Shaking his head, he said, "Believe it or not, I really don't have any impression at all." ”

"Little prodigal son, these friends of yours have a lot of personality! Feng Xiaoxiao put one hand on his cheek and said playfully.

"This guest, are they sure it's your friend?" the waiter leaned over and said to Qin Lang.

"I don't recognize ......"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! We used to peek at people taking a bath together in the women's bathhouse! You still broke into the bathhouse alone, did you forget?" Before Qin Lang could deny it, he was cut off by the Taoist priest.

"Ga?" As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

In broad daylight, bravely enter the women's bathhouse!What could make him so shameless?

The sturdy women sitting at the corners got up, and the pockmarked women at the head of the table roared: "What!! It's that shameless man! ”

Damn! exposed! This hairy ...... Qin Lang was taken aback for a moment, where did he still have the mind to eat, kicked open the stool under his buttocks, turned around and ran. And Wang Xinnan had no choice but to keep up, as for the bald head with inconvenient legs and feet, he was directly grabbed by Wang Xinnan and carried it on his shoulders and ran.

"Huhu ......" walked through several streets and drilled several alleys in a row, and finally there was no trace of the group of fierce women behind him. However, Qin Lang was not happy at all, because those three strange guys had been behind him all the time, as if someone had stolen his corn.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, don't run away, they won't be able to catch up. Let me introduce myself, Dao Ye is the seventy-seventh generation candidate head of the Maoshan faction, and Li Lao Dao is also. The man waved the dust in his hand, stroked the knotted goatee on his chin, and said with a smile.

M compared, isn't it this Dogecoin who opened his mouth indiscriminately, as for ending up in such a field? Qin Lang hadn't settled accounts with him yet, but he followed.

"I am a corpse chaser in Xiangxi, named Chen Bushuai, and we have been waiting for you here for a long time. You have to reimburse us for our living expenses during this time!" said the ugly man shamelessly.

I have to say that this name is very self-aware. As far as his face was like the scene of the fire, the fat man stood with him, and he looked a lot more handsome, and he was able to live until now, and this courage alone is indeed worthy of praise.

"Woo woo woo...... Hungry so miserable!^ Hungry, hungry people are waiting for you so hard!Wow, woo woo woo woo ...... "The person holding the filial piety flag in his hand was about to pounce on Qin Lang, but Qin Lang hurriedly dodged and dodged. This guy can smell a disgusting corpse smell from a long distance standing there, and he really wants to hug him, and he can't die of disgust.

"You don't have to pay attention to this guy. He is a grave weeper, called Sun Chouchou. Li Laodao pushed the grave crying man aside, hugged Qin Lang's shoulder with a smile and said: "Actually, we are the teammates you have to wait for, how about it? Aren't you happy? Are you very excited? In this case, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, today you are the east, how about we find a high-end place to get drunk and rest?"

"What are you kidding? You are the teammates I am waiting for?" Qin Lang seemed to hear a big joke, and pushed away Li Laodao's dirty arm, his face full of bad luck.

Zhen Nyima is a charlatan, a god dancer, and another is indeed crying graves, yes, such a combination goes to the battlefield? I know it's okay, but if I don't know, I'm afraid I don't think I'm going to sing a big drama on stage?

"Hurry up, I don't have time to ink with you. Qin Lang waved his hand impatiently and began to chase people.

"Do you believe in our strength?"

Qin Lang said angrily: "Of course, we are going to the battlefield, not to sing a big show!"

"Then you say, how can you believe it?"

"If you can make me stop, I'll believe it!"

"Okay, that's what you want!"