Chapter Twenty-Seven: Two Centimeters
The traditional baby face is a young face, which is mainly reflected in the sense of youth, and it still feels this way even after dozens of years old.
Although the baby face is not related to the sense of security that many girls want, there are also many people who like this kind of little milk dog, which is very cute, so generally speaking, as long as it looks good, the baby face can also find a partner.
Unless it's like this flat, big, curly ghost.
At this moment, even if he only shows one face, he can still see the extent of the "doll" - he looks like he is only twelve or thirteen years old, and his milk makes his liver tremble!
White and tender fleshy face, red lips, and big watery eyes - he really can't blame society for not finding a partner, it's too tender and too tender!
Look at the body again, okay, this one is rubbed and deformed, and I can't see it, but-
"Are you 1.7 meters?"
Sun Jing asked cautiously.
Liu Jun laughed on the side: "Definitely not!"
"You're talking nonsense!" Dajuan immediately saved himself: "I have one meter seven one three five!!"
emmmmm……
Liu Jun proudly straightened his fat belly: "I have one meter seventy-three!"
Two centimeters is enough to crush a large roll.
At this moment, he hung his head in grief.
…… Think about it, with a height of 1.7 meters and this baby face, you can't really blame the society for not finding a partner, it's too tender!
Whose young and beautiful girl is willing to lead such an underage boy to walk? Even if she is willing to lead now, after a few years of youth, the man next door is still so tender, tender can pinch out the water, who doesn't know that this is a sister and brother (love?)
In a few years, heh, if you can't sell clothes, you should brag: "Oh, your son is so handsome, and I will buy you clothes!"
Come to think of it, how bad is that?
What girl has such a strong ability to bear?
This kind of thought has quickly flashed through Sun Jing and Liu Jun's minds.
The two glanced at each other, and for some reason, at this moment, they didn't have so much resentment for what the big ghost had done before.
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The big curly ghost showed his true face, and he had no love on his face at the moment. In view of his previous obscene thoughts, and the fact that Lord Huai didn't care about the beauty of human beings at all, all he got was ridicule and no pity.
He Huai looked at him for a while, and then said tentatively: "Look at you, no matter how young you are, you will definitely not be able to find a girlfriend, and you won't be able to line up for a while after reincarnation, so it's better to-"
As if he had foreseen some kind of danger, Dajuan shook his head frantically at this moment: "No, no, no, I have now woken up to the benefits of being single, being single makes me happy, I love being single, please don't use me as fertilizer, spare my life, woo woo woo ......"
Lord Huai was unhappy: "Look at you ghost, you have died, where is there anything to spare your life?" Besides, since you are dead, what's wrong with sacrificing it?"
"What's wrong?!" she accused: "You are so unconscious, too socially responsible!"
Sun Jing listened to her fooling around here, his brows furrowed and quickly relaxed, and he said in his heart: The country spends so much effort to guide everyone's positive energy, what dedication and social responsibility...... Nowadays, it seems that it is indeed useful.
Otherwise, this unlearned and unskilled Ah Huai would not be able to remember this thing anyway.
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Dajuan almost fainted from crying.
He really can't do it in this life - when he was alive, he was single because he was too milky, and after being dead for many years, there is still no female ghost willing to be a partner, and he finally caught a person who could possess him, although the other party was already a greasy uncle, he also pinched his nose and recognized it - I just want to know what it's like to have a girlfriend.
It's a pity that I ran into a bad star like Lord Huai.
Now not only does he not have a girlfriend, but he can't save a ghost life when he sees it-
"Ah Huai. ”
Sun Jing called her at this time.
He Huai turned his head to look at him.
Under her impatient gaze, Sun Jing coughed dryly: "What-sin is not to death." ”
He Huai frowned, and accused him with righteousness and awe: "What's the matter with you? He almost ruined your friend's marriage! Is there a reason to be single? Being single can't destroy other people's families!"
Liu Jun raised his hand weakly on the side: "My wife trusts my ...... very much"
However, none of the two people present took him seriously, and naturally no one answered.
He sat back aggrieved, looked at the chat history on his phone at the moment, and thought hatefully: You all think that this mere ghost can destroy my family, ╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!
looked at Sun Jing again, and thought unconvinced: No wonder this guy's supernatural story is so well written, come, there is such a brain around him, which is equivalent to depicting the plot of the movie!
Hair, hair, you are so miserable! It's me who can't stand you!
In the next life, it will definitely grow in my hair follicles!
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Da Juan also tried to justify: "I just want to see if I can make people like me if I can make people like me if I put aside my baby face and simply use my personality charm...... I didn't want to destroy his family, and I didn't really want to do anything......"
Sun Jing looked at He Huai's accusatory eyes, and also struggled: "I didn't say that he was right, I just said that this mistake should not be so big that he must disappear! ”
He Huai was angry: "Then you mean that I rubbed it for a long time, and finally didn't give it to eat?
After thinking about it, I became even more angry: "I spent a lot of money on the subway!"
I thought about it again: "I'm worried about this, I lost playing cards......"
Sun Jing: ......
Liu Jun: ......
Large volume: ...... Phew!
……
All right.
Sun Jing already knows the point.
He silently took out his mobile phone: "I transferred 1,000 yuan to you, you go buy beans and play cards." I will transfer another 2000 to you, and it will be used as a transportation subsidy. Turn another 7000, just like your master's hard work. ”
Then he glanced at the big roll of the baby's face on the ground, and said, "So let this ghost go after punishment." ”
He Huai: ......
She didn't want to give in.
She's not the kind to listen to human commands, either.
But the sound of receiving money on the mobile phone was so pleasant that it blinded her mind.
Therefore, after hesitating for three seconds, she picked up the big curl of her deformed body, pulled it down casually, and then let go: "You get out, this ball is enough for you to accumulate for three years, and you should be punished." ”
The voice of a big choked voice was stunned, and he didn't have time to taste the pain that his body was missing, and immediately rushed out through the crack in the door.
- As for which part of the body was lost, it doesn't matter!
He spread out in the corridor of the hotel, only thinking that it was safest to find a way to reincarnate as soon as possible.
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