Chapter 26 Reality Has No Logic
Yao Yi leaned against the door frame to carefully observe Mi Meng's movements, only to see her turn her head, raise her legs, round her arms, and kick her legs sideways......
This ecstatic dance step, this moving posture, this energetic beat!
It is really an out-of-print physical technique organized by the Ministry of Education, "Dancing Youth"!
Yao Qi is a person who pays attention to family education, so he did not send Yao Ling and Yao Yi sisters and brothers abroad when they were young, Yao Yi studied in Shangjing No. 2 Middle School in junior and high school, and he never missed daily morning exercises for six years, so he knew this set of world-famous gymnastics.
Maybe Mi Meng is too cute, maybe it's because of the emotional bonus, or maybe it's Mi Meng's focus and enthusiasm that makes this set of gymnastics called youth show a youthful vitality that others don't have. Yao Yi leaned against the door and watched for a long time, and felt that the broadcast gymnastics that he hated at the beginning was not so ugly.
After dancing a full set of radio gymnastics, Mi Meng stretched her limbs, and after a few deep breaths, she jumped from the first section of the radio gymnastics.
Watching Mi Meng bouncing happily on the yoga mat, Yao Yi's heart was a little gloomy, and he even had the idea of joining the team to swing together.
Just thinking about it, of course.
After dancing the broadcast gymnastics, Mi Meng bent down and rolled up the yoga mat, took off the headphones, ripped off the pink headband, and then stretched out her two small hands to her waist, grabbed the hem of her jacket and went up, up, and up......
Can't go any further!
Before Mi Meng took off her shirt, Yao Yi coughed and coughed twice, which frightened Mi Meng to rotate one hundred and eighty degrees on the spot.
"Ah, you're back. ”
Mi Meng, who always reacted half a beat slowly, first said hello to Yao Yi, and then remembered what she had just done, and asked, "You, you, how long have you been standing at the door?"
"Ahem, just opened the door, this security door is too difficult to open. ”
In order to avoid Mi Meng's embarrassment, Yao Yi told a lie.
"Oh, I, I didn't hear it! I'm wearing headphones. Mi Meng endured her shyness, picked up the headphones she threw on the sofa and said, "My bedroom is too small, so when there is no one in the house, I dance gymnastics in the living room, more, more exercise is good for the body!"
Sending the Buddha to the west, lying to the end, Yao Yi pointed to the yoga mat and said, "It turns out that you were dancing gymnastics just now, I thought you were doing yoga." ”
After speaking, the two fell silent, and the atmosphere became very awkward for a while.
"There's no one in the house?
"How was your interview?"
In order to break the awkward deadlock, the two spoke almost simultaneously.
In line with the principle of ladies first, Yao Yi entered the house and closed the door, waiting for Mi Meng to answer.
"Brother Fan hasn't gotten off work yet. Mi Meng picked up the yoga mat and jumped into her room, and after a while, she ran out again, and asked with a curious face, "What job did you apply for?
Yao Yi shrugged his shoulders and smiled bitterly: "Real estate consultant, it's real estate sales, it doesn't seem to be successful." ”
Mi Meng sighed, ran to the kitchen, and then ran back with two boxes of yogurt, and stuffed one of the boxes of yogurt that had been inserted into Yao Yi's hand, like a kindergarten child stuffing a lollipop to a crying companion and coaxed: "Don't be sad, I invite you to drink yogurt!" Hmph, the interviewer must be a stinky pig with no beads in his eyes, don't be as good at marketing as you, as stupid as a pig." ”
Yao Yi shook his head, and was about to say that pigs are actually very smart, but after thinking about it, probably only a boy who is stupider than a pig would do science popularization for girls at this time, so he nodded and smiled: "Thank you for comforting, I'm in a much better mood!"
"Really?" Mi Meng smiled sweetly, two small pear vortices sunk out of her lips, and her big eyes bent into a crescent moon spoke for her: It's great to be able to help.
"Really!" Yao Yi nodded without hesitation.
"Mmmm!" Mi Meng gave a thumbs up, thought for a while, and asked, "Don't you like to drink yogurt? Yogurt is good for the body! It can lose weight, delay aging, beautify and enhance immunity......"
But no.
Yogurt does not have the effect of weight loss and beauty, let alone the miraculous function of delaying aging, this is a century-old scam, and like diamonds, it is a marketing case of the century that all businessmen should learn.
Yao Yi knew this, but when he saw Mi Meng counting with his fingers, he couldn't bear to pierce it. Anyway, while yogurt doesn't have the benefits advertised, it doesn't hurt to say at least it tastes good and helps the psychology of the person who eats it.
"Well, I don't like the texture of yogurt. Yao Yi said, putting his box of yogurt back in the refrigerator.
When Yao Yi returned to the living room, Mi Meng proposed on a whim: "Then let's go eat a small hot pot! I know that there is a small hot pot, which is particularly delicious!
But it just so happened that Yao Yi was going to find a reason to let Mi Meng go out with him tonight, leaving space for Fan Li and his girlfriend, so he readily agreed: "Okay, you invite this time, I'll invite you next time." ”
"Then you wait for me to change my clothes, and then we'll go out!"
"So early?" Yao Yi glanced at his phone, it was only ten past four.
"It's going to take time to get there, and besides, you need something to eat now, you need it very much!"
"Is there such a thing?" Yao Yi smiled, "I don't even know myself." ”
"If you're not happy, you have to eat. Mi Meng made a strange conclusion seriously, and in order to enhance her persuasiveness, she also added, "My dad said that there is always one in the heart and stomach that must be full." I don't know how to fill your heart, so I have to take you to fill your stomach!"
At this time, Yao Yi realized one thing: when a beautiful girl with a cute index of five stars reasoned with you seriously, no matter whether her reasoning made sense or not, it was difficult for you to have the motivation to object.
"Okay, then I'll take a shower and change my clothes, and then we'll go out with bookmarks and folding tables, and come back to set up a stall to sell bookmarks after eating. ”
Yao Yi made an OK gesture and went into the house to find a bath towel and a change of clothes.
After taking a shower and drying his hair, I just saw Mi Meng walking out of the bedroom.
She wore a long skirt with off-the-shoulder florals, her long hair was tied into two braids hanging down on both shoulders, and she wore a beach hat on her head, which made Yao Yi's eyes shine.
Different dressing styles, but wearing the same cute taste, yes, this is very cute.
"What's wrong?" Mi Meng saw Yao Yi staring at her, and Hongxia flew up her cheeks.
"Not much, I just felt that reality gently slapped me. Yao Yi smiled and laughed at himself, "Originally, I thought that sharing a house was a few people living together, going to work separately, and going back to their rooms to rest after work, and they would not have any contact with each other, let alone visit the door every day and do activities together like in "XX Apartment". Tsk, how can I say it, I always feel that this kind of thing is illogical. ”
"Novels need logic. Mi Meng pouted and said a wise saying, "Reality has no logic!"