The lights on the stage gradually turned on, and the applause from the audience was overwhelming, and Li Li finally stepped onto the stage in everyone's expectations.

On the stage, there is the backdrop for the bank's VIP reception room.

Section Chief Qiu Tian (played by Li Li) was standing restlessly indoors, when he heard a knock on the door, and he returned to his seat, "Please come in." ”

The secretary ushered Xie Crab into the room, "Please." ”

Qiu Tian (Li Li) got up and greeted him, and said in surprise: "Eh, Mr. Black Top Hat, hahahaha." ”

Xie Crab squinted: "I just want to pick a good number." ”

At this time, the secretary introduced: "This is Mr. Qiu Tian, the senior chief financial officer of the bank. This is Mr. Xie Crab, who handled a huge withdrawal. ”

Qiu Tian nodded: "Okay, Samoyeva, go and pour tea for the customer."

The audience laughed, what the hell is Samoyeva? Such a foreign name can't help but analyze, dog baby?

"Thank you, Mr. Crab, for handling the business. Qiu Tian said with a smile.

"Don't you feel embarrassed to call it that?"

"It's a bit of a mouthful. ”

Xie Crab: "Why don't you call me by my English name?"

"What's your English name?"

"Don't give your surname 'Thanks', and your single name has an 's'!Thanks!"

"Ah, thank you, Mr. Sanks, it is my pleasure to receive you, come, please be seated. ”

Xie Crab sat down swaggeringly and took out a check casually: "This is my check for $1 million, take it all out." ”

Qiu Tian's eyes lit up, and his attitude suddenly became more friendly, "Mr. Xie is young and promising, I don't know what kind of business he is doing." ”

"Eh, I just invested in a piece of land and made money!"

Qiu Tian: "Hahaha, now many people don't have a clear 'purpose' for investing, so they can't make money. ”

"That's right!" Xie Crab strengthened his tone, "I just explicitly invested in the 'cemetery'!"

(Laughter and applause erupt again.) ）

"Haha, Mr. Xie is so humorous, what kind of sports do elites like Mr. Xie usually like, playing golf?" Qiu Tian asked.

"Uh...... Similar to the exercise. ”

"For example?"

"That shuttlecock kicking, jumping rope or something. I love to play cards with old ladies!

Qiu Tian praised: "Your character is so good!"

"The point is that I owe too much to others before......"

Qiu Tian laughed demonically: "Ahh...... Hahaha...... Aha......"

Xie Crab: "Section Chief Qiu, don't laugh at this, if you laugh again, you'll smoke." Let me take care of the business. ”

"Ah, okay, I'll take care of your business right away. Section Chief Qiu Tian got up and turned around and came to Xie Crab, knelt on the ground with a "poof", and grinned and cried.

Xie Crab was stunned, "Eh, why did you change the Japanese service?!"

Qiu Tian grinned and cried: "Mr. Xie, I beg you to save me, our bank has no money!"

Xie Crab was confused: "What do you mean?"

Qiu Tian then explained the cause and effect, he gambled abroad, gambled 1 million public funds, and now the bottle of poisoned high-end foreign wine on the table was given to him by the casino, telling him to commit suicide when he couldn't think about it.

He did something in the bank computer, as long as there are no huge withdrawals, he will not be detected for the time being, and now half a year has passed.

Xie Crab sighed: "In the past six months, you have had nightmares every night, right?"

Qiu Tian: "I sleep like a baby every night......"

Xie Crab was furious: "Your heart is big enough, you can still sleep like a baby when such a big thing happens?"

Qiu Tian patted the floor and said, "I'm crying when I wake up, cry for a while and then fall asleep!"

(The audience erupts in laughter again.) ）

In the audience, a person whispered: "Eh, why doesn't it rain when Li Ligan thunders?

"I don't understand, do you? There are many forms of crying! The kind of crying that is both thundering and raining has a tragic atmosphere, but this is a comedy, and the treatment is naturally different. ”

"You know so much. ”

"Who can't talk nonsense, haha!"

“……”

……

On the stage, Qiu Tian asked Xie Crab to help him, Xie Crab said that calling the police was to help him, and Qiu Tian wanted to drink the bottle of poisoned wine to commit suicide during the tearing, but Xie Crab successfully snatched it down.

"Do you think this will stop me?" Qiu Tian cried and walked to the hanger, lifted the clothes on it, and put the rope tied on the hanger around his neck, "Dad, Mom, goodbye!"

The theater instantly burst into laughter:

"Mom, there is still this kind of operation?"

"Hanging yourself on a hanger?haha!"

"God hangs himself on a hanger, you can figure it out!"

"Haha, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

……

Xie Crab ran over and knocked down the hanger, but Qiu Tian took out a pistol from his body and stuffed it into his mouth at this time, wanting to commit suicide.

Xie Crab hurriedly said: "Section Chief, don't get excited, can't you think of a way again?"

"It's useless, I've thought of all the ways I can think of! I've got only one way to die! Goodbye, dear world!"

Xie Crab hurriedly dissuaded: If you think about it from another angle, isn't it just 1 million? Even if you steal and rob, it's better than committing suicide, right?"

Qiu Tian was stunned, then silently turned his head to look at Xie Crab, instantly aimed the muzzle of the gun at Xie Crab, and suddenly said: "Eh! Yes, then you have 1 million!"

(Laughter resumes in the theater.) ）

Xie Crab wiped his face with remorse, and he was about to put himself in to save people.

"I haven't seen the million yet, Section Chief Qiu, think about it from a different angle!"

Qiu Tian had already gotten up and said excitedly: "There is no angle, you are a dead end here!"

"Ah, no, no, no...... Section Chief Qiu Tian, in this case, you better go and turn yourself in. You think, when the time comes, your beloved will visit you in prison, and the two of them will look at each other through the bars, how romantic!"

Qiu Tian: "Shut up! Now I want 1 million!"

At this time, the alarm bell sounded, and as soon as Qiu Tian turned around, Xie Crab hurriedly knocked him down, and the gun slid into the distance.

The two were entangled, Qiu Tian was lying on the floor, and Xie Crab was lying on Qiu Tian.

Qiu Tian shouted, "Let go of me!"

The door of the office suddenly opened, and the secretary hurriedly ran in: "Section chief, do you need help?"

Seeing the two men looking at her together, this posture was simply indescribable, she quickly bowed, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have seen it." ”

She took off her glasses, shyly lowered her head, and hurriedly ran out.

The secretary Samoyeva took off her glasses with a cute and funny look, and the audience was already laughing.

The two scuffled again, and the gun suddenly misfired and hit Qiu Tian, and then the alarm sounded again.

Xie Crab panicked at that time, and he held the gun tremblingly: "Section chief, I didn't mean it, you hold on! I'll go to the doctor!

Xie Crab went out with a gun, and at this time, the first half of the stage gradually descended, and Qiu Tian, who was lying on the ground, and the computer desk on one side gradually sank into the negative floor of the stage.

The stage has a lifting device, and after the first half of the stage is lowered, the double curtain opens and a scene of a bank robbery appears in front of the audience.

At this time, five civilians were crouching on the ground with their heads crossed, a security guard on the left was sitting on a chair and snoring, and four robbers with stockings on their heads were eyeing with guns.

At this time, Xie Crab pushed the door and entered the hall, "Come on, come on......" Xie Crab was suddenly stunned, he looked at the citizens squatting on the ground, then looked at the robbers, and finally his eyes fell on the gun in his hand, which ......

The facial state is: What kind of character am I?

Xie Crab hurriedly said: "Big brother, big brother, don't shoot, I'm just here to get money!"

The robbers shouted, "We're all here to get the money!"

Xie Crab: "......"

Brother K, the bandit leader, slapped Xie Crab and shouted, "You idiot! Who made you shoot just now? Also, where are your stockings?"

Xie Crab covered his face and said, "I never wear stockings!"

Brother K pointed at the other robbers: "You, give him one, put it on for me!"

Brother K shouted to the civilians squatting on the ground: "Listen to me! We are here to rob! Give me a little understanding! The money belongs to the bank, and the life is your own! Don't take it too seriously! Lie down for me! If anyone dares to call the police, this will be the end!"

Brother K fired a shot with a "bang", which frightened everyone into exclaiming.

Samoyeva, the female secretary who was squatting on the ground with her head in her arms, screamed in fright in an instant, "Wow, ah, ah", and suddenly turned around to find someone and hugged each other, she sat on the ground, her legs were very indecently separated, and she was in a panic when she hugged Brother K's knees.

Brother K suddenly looked down at the secretary in the short skirt and said, "This lady!"

Samoyeva: Huh?"

"Please lie down and be civilized! We are robbing, not qiang-jian!" Brother K said in a righteous manner.

……

Burst!

The laughter of the audience instantly filled the air.

"Oh damn, it's funny to me!"

"Can you not make such a fuss, haha!"

"But that Samoyeva is pretty ha!"

"It's the first time I've watched a drama, it's worth the trip!"

……

A drama will basically last about two hours, and it will only be performed for 16 or 7 minutes at this time, but the performance effect is excellent, sweeping away the dull atmosphere of Chinese drama.

Li Li, who played Qiu Tian, had already come to the backstage at this time, and saw that some actors who were waiting to perform on stage were trembling their legs and stomachs at this time, and he said: "Everyone relax, we are professionals, what is there to be nervous about, right?"

Ma Fengjiao's heart was pounding: "Teacher Li, but we haven't performed in a theater with nearly 1,000 people! ”

Lin Feng said: "Me too, I'm nervous and timid now, but there is also a kind of excitement to try, after all, there are many stars and leaders in the audience!"

……

The actors are basically in this state, after all, how many people were in the audience when they used to perform, how many people are there now?

Li Li smiled: "It's inevitable to be nervous when you take the stage, but it's good after you get into the state." ”

The performance on the stage continued smoothly, and the theater was filled with laughter one after another, and all kinds of stalks appeared intensively, and there was no moment when the scene was cold.

The gray-haired old man from before had a stomach upset today, and when he first returned to the theater, he couldn't stop laughing.

I saw that on the stage, it was the scene of the interrogation room of the police bureau.

Samoyeva looked at the portrait of Xie Crab: "Ah yes, that's him!"

Officer Jing asked, "Did you enter the finance department halfway through?"

"I went in twice, and the first time I went in, I saw Section Chief Qiu lying on the ground, shouting, 'Get out!' and then I went out. ”

Jing Guan: "What about the second time?"

"I ...... When I went in the second time, I saw ...... He was behind Section Chief Qiu, holding Section Chief Qiu's ass...... And then...... Then ......"

Jing Guan: "And then?"

The secretary couldn't bear to recall: "...... Obscene!!"

"Huh?" Qiu Tian on the side was stunned for a moment, then suddenly gritted his teeth and nodded vigorously, "Hmm!" Then he buried his head in his knees, and saw no one facelessly.

The audience laughed, the old man was holding a roll of paper in his hand, he wanted to go to the toilet again, but he didn't want to miss the performance on stage, he was so entangled for a while!

On the stage, at this time, Jing Guan took off his clothes and draped them on Section Chief Qiu, he patted his shoulder to express sympathy, and said: "You can't stand this humiliation, so you fought up, and then he shot at you?"

Qiu Tian hesitated for a moment, and then said very aggrievedly: "Hmm!"

Jing Guan: "Then how did you feel at that time?"

Qiu Tian said sadly: "Scorching!"

Jing Guan covered his forehead and strengthened his tone: "I'm talking about the feeling of being shot." ”

Qiu Tian raised his head and said word by word: "What I'm talking about is the feeling of being shot!"

In the laughter of the audience, the old man ran to the toilet with his stomach in his hands, and he couldn't help it.

……

Outside the theater door, a luxurious nanny car suddenly drove over, and the car stopped steadily at the door of the theater.

The theater greeted the guests and hurriedly greeted them, everyone knew that this kind of car was usually occupied by people from the film and television industry, and they didn't know who came.

As soon as the car door opened, the staff was instantly confused: "Chen ...... Old...... Hello Director Chen!"

Chen Kaige straightened out his suit and asked, "The drama has started?"

"It's already half of the performance, Director Chen, please. ”

Chen Kaige went to Xiangnan Satellite TV to do a show in the past two days, and when he returned to Beijing, he deliberately transferred to Spring City, of course, he was not completely for support, he came to ask Li Li how he was thinking, he had read the script of "Mei Lanfang" for more than a month, and he didn't give a reply, what do you mean?

The staff led Chen Kaige into the hall, and then said embarrassedly: "Director Chen, we don't have a seat." ”

Chen Kaige said indifferently: "It's okay, I'll just stand and watch." ”

"Well, I'll move you a chair. ”

The staff put a chair in an open space on the second floor of the theater, and led Chen Kaige to sit up, and his eyes drifted to the stage before he could sit down.

On stage, it's an intermission.

At this time, it was three years after the bank robbery. K's sister-in-law, who has undergone transmutation surgery, has become a charming and beautiful girl, played by Cai Jiayan.

The priest experienced the explosion of the church in the past, and when he met Sister-in-law K by chance, he was in tatters, dressed as a scavenger.

Sister-in-law K was very excited when she met the priest, "I know who you are!"

Priest: "I know who you are!"

Sister-in-law K pointed to herself: "Do you know who I am?!"

The priest also pointed to himself: "Do you know who I am?!"

Sister-in-law K: "Xie Crab is really dead?!"

Priest: "Xie Crab is really dead?!"

Sister-in-law K: "How could it be? I didn't actually turn on the switch at the time, how could the bomb explode? If Xie Crab really died, then how did you escape?"

The priest repeated: "How could it be! I was ......."

Sister-in-law K hurriedly said, "Answer me quickly!"

The priest was equally anxious: "Answer me quickly!"

"Why did you learn from me?"

"Why did you learn from me?"

"Are you crazy?"

"Are you crazy?"

"You!"

"You!"

Sister-in-law K was silent for a while, looked at the priest's eyes seriously, she calmed down her excitement, and said in a deep voice: "I'm a stupid X!"

Seeing that the priest was stunned for a moment, Sister-in-law K picked his chin again, "I'm a stupid X!"

The priest was silent, then slowly lowered his head, picked his fingers and turned away, gone, gone......

Sister-in-law K: "Alas, you said, come back to me!"

……

Chen Kaige smiled with wrinkles on his face, kept applauding, and said in his heart: Interesting, interesting!

At this time, I heard someone not far behind me: "That fat man, sit down, block my view, don't look around, it's you!"

Chen Kaige sat down with a dark face, he really has no quality, who is fat?

……

The whole drama is based on "The Earl of Oolong Mountain", which retains a large number of bridges, and also adds a large number of elements of comedy works such as other dramas, and the laughter is extremely dense.

After the whole play, the audience never closed their mouths. As a commercial drama, the laughter and strong applause at the scene undoubtedly proved the success of tonight.

As the last scene fell, the warmth returned to the stage, "Next, please all the actors come to the stage and thank the distinguished leaders, guests and audiences who are here tonight! Thank you for coming to the Giessen Theater to cheer ...... in your busy schedule."

The curtain opened again, Li Li led all the actors onto the stage, and everyone lined up in turn, bowing deeply to the applause of the audience.

The audience all stood up, and everyone applauded and shouted:

"Beautiful!"

"Awesome!"

"The hope of Chinese drama!"

"Teacher Li, come on!"

……

The camera of the drama club swept through the audience, and the six or seven stars who silently bought tickets to cheer for the audience were hidden in all corners of the audience at this time, and they were also applauding excitedly.

At this time, the whole theater ribbon fluttered, and the first performance of the Giessen Grand Theater was successfully completed!