On the temporary outdoor stage, after the guests took the stage to deliver speeches in turn, they began to officially carry out the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

At this time, gongs and drums should have been noisy and firecrackers were ringing out, but the response policy was not violated, but the scene was also very lively, it was simply full of people!

Liu Yawei: "Please Mr. Li Li and Mr. Zhang Yuanyong unveiled the plaque." ”

When the microphone was handed to Li Li's mouth, Li Li said excitedly: "Senyi Grand Theater, tonight's official opening welcome!"

The voice fell, and the red silk was torn off by the two, revealing five golden characters - Senyi Grand Theater!

Amid the enthusiastic applause of the crowd, the plaque was hung high by the staff on the tall door of the theater.

Li Li hurriedly said: "Leader, please come in!"

The city leader nodded and walked in, and all the guests present gradually walked into the Grand Theater.

The crowd of onlookers admired:

"It's magnificent!"

"This should be the most beautiful opening ceremony in our Spring City, right?"

When Wanda Plaza opened, only Huang Xiaoming was invited!"

"What a feeling of diao!"

……

After a while, Xia Xue came out and said: "Audience who bought tickets, please take out your tickets and walk into the hall in turn, our drama is about to start! Don't crowd, take your time, pay attention to safety!"

Xia Xue signaled to the security captain, and then the entire security team gave up space, and the audience hula all crowded to the door.

It's also a strange phenomenon, it's obvious that they are all seated, but everyone is still scrambling. Not only this kind of theater, but also many environments are the same, what are you anxious about?

The audience entered one by one, their excited smiles captured on camera.

Xia Xue was directing on the spot, Xiao Ying, a reporter from Spring City TV, suddenly came in with the team, although she was in the same system, but after all, it was not an office building, so Xiao Ying and Xia Xue were not familiar with each other, and they didn't know the relationship between their names and their names.

Xiaoying said: "Hello, you...... You were sent from Taili?"

"I quit my job and now help out at the Li Li Drama Club. ”

"Oh, can we go in and shoot some newscast?"

"Yes, as long as you follow the rules, it's fine!"

"Thank you then!"

The so-called industry rules refer to the fact that the theater does not allow unauthorized filming and spoilers by irrelevant people, and if the TV station comes to report, it can only take a few shots.

This is a matter of professional ethics, and TV stations will not make this mistake.

Xiaoying led the team into the theater, only to see that some of the audience were wearing white T-shirts and some were flipping gift boxes.

Just listen to a woman next to her who is settling accounts there, "Husband, this T-shirt, in terms of quality alone, is no different from two or three hundred brand clothing, and this peripheral product Senyi family portrait doll, if it is sold in the market, it must not be more than 300...... In this way, our 600 yuan ticket is almost back. ”

The husband said: "The audience who buys the cheapest ticket for 120 yuan earns blood! No, I have to put forward an opinion in the opinion book, so that Li Li can't have the same ticket price in the future, and the friend who bought a high-priced ticket of 999 yuan will not be happy!"

……

In the blink of an eye, the entire theater was white, everyone put their T-shirts on, and everyone was dressed in a basic fit, except for the audience who had made a mistake in size or the ticket was bought from a ticket seller.

The upper and lower floors of the theater were all full, and there was not even a single empty seat.

The cameraman of Chuncheng TV pushed the camera, and suddenly saw a plump woman wearing a mask in the crowd, the cameraman frowned, and whispered to Xiaoying: "Is that Gong Li?"

"Gong Li? No way! What level of star is that! Besides, if she comes, how can she not attend the opening ceremony?

"Yes, but it's really like Gong Li, I just watched "Journey to the West: Monkey King Three Fights White Bone Spirit", the outline is really similar! Look again, there is a foreigner next to her! Isn't her husband a foreigner?"

Xiaoying was puzzled for a moment, but still shook her head, it shouldn't be, after all, this is only the first drama, and it is a new drama, it is impossible to attract such a powerful star! If the fame of Li Li's drama is out, it is still possible, after all, many stars are drama fans, and it is normal for them to appear in a certain theater.

……

The audience had already finished their seats, and then they saw the sound say: "Audience friends, please be quiet, our drama is about to start!"

The noise of the audience gradually subsided, and then the lights on the stage instantly brightened as day, and a beautiful girl in a white dress walked onto the stage: "Hello everyone, welcome to the Senyi Grand Theater, today is the first day of the opening of our theater, I hope you all spend a beautiful and happy night here...... Thank you for your patience, and next, the first performance of the drama "X" in the country will start immediately!"

When the hostess turned around and walked backstage, the entire audience was boiling.

The man who announces the curtain is...... It's the host of Giessen TV's recent explosion - warm!!

What kind of lineup is this, you have to be at this level to report the scene? In this way, your performance lineup can't invite actors?

There's no way around it, the relationship between people and Li Li is in place!

Unfortunately, the warmth of being reduced to a newspaper clerk turned into the backstage, and his face changed, and he pinched Li Li's neck and said: "Just this time, I will come to report to you again, I am a puppy!"

Li Li hurriedly changed the topic: "Your clothes are so beautiful-"

"Don't try to praise me again, don't come to this set! You heard me clearly, I'm going to report to you again, I designated it as a puppy!"

……

As soon as Nuan Wen walked into the backstage, the director picked up the walkie-talkie: "Three, two, one, turn off the lights!"

With the director's order, all the lights in the theater were extinguished, and the entire space fell into darkness.

At this time, the audience in the front row can hear the sound of the curtain opening on the stage.

The audience, who had suddenly fallen into darkness, had a little excitement and burst into a small, dense conversation.

A few seconds later, a broken Chinese voice came from the stereo: "O merciful and generous Lord, his flesh will sleep here forever, please bring his soul to heaven......"

The lights on the stage gradually turned on, and I saw a man dressed as a priest (played by Cao Jun) praying.

Next to the priest stood two young men, one in a suit and the other in jeans and a white shirt.

The audience whispered a discussion:

"Is that priest Cao Jun?"

"It seems that when I heard that he had joined the Li Li Drama Club, I deliberately went to the Internet to find his information. ”

"Who are the other two?"

"I don't know, I don't know at all. ”

"Dude, do you know each other?"

"I don't know either, who is this?"

"Where's Li Li?"

"Yes, where is Li Li?"

……

In the entire drama club, except for Li Li, Cao Jun and Cai Jiayan, the other actors are completely unfamiliar to the audience, unless they are audiences who like to watch dramas, they know that Xue Jian and Wang Li on the stage are also very famous in the Jisen Provincial Drama Industry, especially Xue Jian, who is a famous actor of the Jisen Provincial Art Troupe, who has just jumped to the Senyi Drama Club.

Some people who knew Xue Jian secretly exclaimed, who would have thought that the actors of the Provincial Art Troupe would jump to the folk troupe? After all, the Provincial Art Troupe is an iron rice bowl! The level is also different!

On the stage, just after the priest finished praying, a young man in a suit (played by Wang Li) suddenly lay in front of the urn and cried with both hands, "Three masters, why are you leaving! Why is it so sudden, my three masters!"

Another young man (Xue Jian) walked over with a frown, lowered his body and patted him on the shoulder, "Almost, brother, a grave seller won't cry like this!"

The audience burst into laughter:

"Poof!"

"Haha!"

"Laughing old lady!"

……

This stalk has been used by many comedy teams in previous lives, and the specific source is unknown, whether it is the original of "The Earl of Oolong Mountain" is unknown, but it is brand new in this life.

The audience immediately laughed at the first sight. From the very beginning, the drama successfully attracted the audience's interest in watching the movie.

Wang Li, the grave sales manager, got up awkwardly and grinned and retreated to the side, Xie Crab (Xue Jian) walked to the urn and said solemnly: "Third master, we haven't seen each other for many years, I just heard that you are out of the funeral recently, why did you go out of the funeral in a blink of an eye?"

After the audience laughed, Xie Crab (played by Xue Jian) waved his hand heroically, "I have covered the entire cemetery, my three masters like luxury and hustle and bustle in their lives, and each tree is full of small speakers for me, and the sound of traffic is played to me twenty-four hours a day." I picked up this row of small lying graves, built a row of small simple sheds, and got ramen, barbecue, and spicy tang. Give me a whole row of chengguan here, chase them if there is nothing to do, run around the circle of my three great masters' graves, and it will be lively. ”

Grave Sales Manager: "Sir, that's a lot of extra money for you." ”

Xie Crab said slightly angrily: "The elder is gone, what's wrong with spending some money on the junior? Besides, where can your most expensive tomb be?"

"Forty thousand square meters. ”

After being stunned for two seconds, Xie Crab suddenly weakened: "What about the cheapest one?"

Grave sales manager: "Forty-seven thousand." ”

In the midst of a burst of laughter from the audience, Xie Crab turned to the priest and asked, "Priest, how much inheritance did my third master leave me after he left?"

"Let me tell you this, your three masters are abroad...... It's starving!"

Burst!

The audience burst into laughter, and the applause rang out spontaneously, and some people applauded, and directly watched the drama as a sketch of the Spring Festival Gala.

In the audience, a gray-haired old man whispered to the people around him: "What do you think?"

"The book is good, the actors are good, and the theater is also great, and it seems that this troupe is going to go sideways in the entire Northeast region. I heard that this book was originally prepared for Mai Tian, but it turned out that Mai Tian was going to conduct a national tour of classic dramas, and he had no time to arrange rehearsals for Li Li's drama, so Li Li bought this drama club by himself and set up his own door. ”

"Do you know how much you bought?" asked the old man.

The middle-aged man shook his head, "There is no inside information for the time being, I only know that Li Li is the largest shareholder now." It was too late when I saw the book, and Li Li bought the drama club. ”

"It's a pity!" the old man knocked his hand, "it's almost ours, fate!"

The middle-aged man also sighed and whispered: "Let's take a look at the stage effect again, and then it's not too late to make a decision." ”

At this time, I heard the priest say again: "I even paid for the ticket back, do you think you can report it for me?"

Xie Crab covered his head in pain, and then slowly approached the priest and hugged him with one arm, "The hug (report) is over, goodbye." ”

After that, Xie Crab turned around and slipped away, but was stopped by the grave sales manager.

Priest: "Where are you going?"

Xie Crab turned around and walked quickly to the priest: "I'll tell you the priest, I'm not sure if this is my third master who died." ”

Priest: "You can't be wrong, you just bragged about the same thing as your three masters when they were alive." ”

Xie Crab: "......"

"Besides, your father's name is Xie Tian, your third master's name is Xie Di, and your name is Xie Crab, and your whole family is very polite. The priest suddenly began to sing, "Thank heaven, thank the earth, thank you to fate, for letting you meet......!

The audience also sang along, "The sea can wither, the stone can rot, the sky can collapse, the ground can crack, we are shoulder to shoulder, holding hands......"

Xie Crab covered his forehead and couldn't listen anymore, "Eh, Mom, stop singing, mourning and singing?" Why don't I let my three masters take you away?!"

At this time, the priest leaned over and picked up the urn, handed it to Xie Crab, and said, "Your third master still remembers that today is your thirtieth birthday, and he instructed me on his deathbed to give you his urn as a birthday gift on your birthday." Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!"

The grave sales manager clapped his hands: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!"

(The audience also clapped their hands to the rhythm with a grin.) ）

Xie Crab glared at the grave sales manager, and the grave sales manager hurriedly waved his hand and stopped singing.

The priest said: "The last wish of your three masters is to be buried on this Oolong Mountain behind you. Come on, kid, come and plant this tree of life.

Xie Crab took the shovel in the hands of the grave sales manager, and suddenly paused: "Wait a minute, does it cost money to plant trees on the grave?"

Grave sales manager: "4444 blocks, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life. ”

Xie Crab wiped his sweat: "That's right, when a person dies, it is said that he will be reincarnated as a human being." But you say that you will plant a tree on the ashes, do you say that it is appropriate?

Burst!

The whole theater turned into a sea of joy.

Xie Crab asked again: "Or Plants vs. Zombies?"

The laughter just stopped, and the next wave started again.

"Poof!"

"Haha!"

"Plants vs. Zombies?"

The audience clapped their legs, and laughter rippled through the theater.

Yu Ya in the front row couldn't hold back, her body trembled.

Little Cherry laughed and sat back and forth restlessly in her chair.

……

As a mature drama actor, the ability to control the rhythm is indeed good. Although because of nervousness, Xue Jian's voice trembled slightly.

The priest patted Xie Crab's left shoulder and said earnestly: "Falling leaves return to the root of the child, you will fulfill the wish of the deceased!"

Xie Crab held the urn and broke free in his heart, "It's not that I'm not round, a broken grave, sold for 40,000 yuan per square meter, and let people not live?

The grave sales manager smiled: "You can't live in it, and the living won't live in the grave, so the price of the grave is expensive and expensive." ”

The grave manager led Xie Crab to the table again, and took out the teaching stick, "Come, let me introduce to you, this is a set of north-south transparent tombs that are very suitable for the elderly, two kitchens and two bathrooms are dull in all seasons, leaking water in summer and frost in winter, downstairs bottom business, surnamed Zhang next door." Well, we have good news now, if you can buy the grave in full, we will also give you a coffin, I don't know if you like the flip lid or the slip lid?"

Xie Crab looked stunned: "Is there a touch screen?"

Grave Sales Manager: "Studied but discontinued." ”

Priest: "Why?"

Grave sales manager: "Hey, no one presses it." The pyramid symbolizes the wealth and power of the deceased, you should follow my opinion, you should buy two tombs, one to bury your three masters, and the other one we rent out to repay the loan!"

Xie Crab collapsed: "Can this thing still be rented?"

"Uh...... Of course, there aren't a lot of people renting graves now, but I can help you! By the way, do the three masters have a local hukou?"

"Do you need a local account to buy a grave?!"

"Of course!"

Xie Crab was overjoyed, holding the urn and about to leave, he said happily: "My third master is a returnee, so I can't buy it!"

"You don't have to worry about this," the grave sales manager grabbed Xie Crab, "I'll think of a way for you, I have a list here, all of which are local old ladies who have recently passed away, you pick one for the three masters first, let's get married, as soon as this account is signed, let's buy a grave for the three masters——"

Xie Crab interrupted: "Your company is called 'I love my grave', right? Or, is it 'chain grave' or 'grave world'?"

The applause echoed in the theater like a tide, and some of the audience who did real estate shook their heads embarrassedly, how could they still be involved with their own industry?!

At this time, Yu Ya, who was originally a snow bully, had a red cheek, half because of the performance on the stage, and half because the buddy who was doing real estate next to her was thinking about it on the side.

On the stage, Xie Crab said: "That's it, please avoid the two of you first, and I'll discuss it with my third master." ”

Waiting for the grave manager and the priest to walk to the side, Xie Crab held the urn and said: "Second uncle, you said that you have mixed up and picked such an expensive place, do you think I am a good mix, in fact, we are almost the same, you are starving to death, I am starving to death." But you said that since you are a returnee, how romantic it is for you to sprinkle your ashes into the sea, you can tease the seagulls when you have nothing to do, and eat seafood when you are hungry, so you have to come here to join in the fun. Okay, after all, we're relatives, so I'll sprinkle you here!"

Xie Crab's hand shook, the ashes were scattered on the ground, he dropped the urn and sighed before leaving.

The grave sales manager hurriedly stopped: "Brother, what are you doing here? Why don't you buy it?" Pick it up quickly, hurry up!"

Then the priest picked up an envelope from the urn, opened it and read: "This check here has just won the lottery, left for my nephew Thanks, a million, dollars!"

Xie Crab was stunned for a second, then suddenly ran over and grabbed the check, knelt on the ground and cried bitterly: "Three masters, three masters!"

The lights go out in the theater and the first act falls.

"This drama is really interesting!"

"Well, it's so pleasant to watch!"

"Eh, I regret it, I knew I brought my wife to watch it together. ”

"Li Li is really talented!"

"Li Li has never disappointed in screenwriting, but I didn't expect that after coming out of the show, he is still as powerful as ever!"

"The actor acted well, Li Li wrote well, this is just over 6 minutes of performance, it has already made me like drama, I will definitely watch all the dramas in China in the future." ”

A drama fan said: "Huaguo drama does not have such works with serious market tendencies, and you will fall asleep watching the dramas of other clubs." Li Li's drama is so well written!"

In this more than 6-minute performance, Li Li basically respected the original version of "The Earl of Oolong Mountain", and only made minor adjustments.

Li Li has outstanding adaptation ability, but he will not change it for the sake of changing, others write it very well, the rhythm is no problem, Li Li has no need to change it. Therefore, in the first 7 minutes of the performance, Li Li basically maintained the original flavor of "The Earl of Oolong Mountain", but after that, there were many places where he made drastic compilation-not that the original work was bad, but he wanted to make another expression.

At this moment, the theater was pitch black, and a sweet female voice suddenly came from the stereo, the voice of the bank's announcement:

"Please customer No. 101 to window No. 2 to handle business, drop, customer number 102 to window No. 2 to handle business, drop, customer number 103 to window 2 to handle business, drop, please ...... Drop, please ...... Drop, please, please, please, please don't press the number picker with that guy in the top hat!"

The audience burst into applause:

"Hahaha!"

"It's so funny!"

"This screenwriter is so coquettish!"

"Eh, look, Li Li is on stage!"

"Yes, yes, yes, Li Li!"

"Li Li!"

"Li Li!"

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