The pantry party, to put it mildly, is just a little game played between the scrap employees and the big and small bosses on the day of the future, and the name is peek-a-boo.

The two sides of the game seem to have long been in the Chu River and Han realms, and they are clearly distinguished, but they are not.

I went to the statistics department, and there was already a stir in the direction of the wind above the office.

The caterpillar saw with his own eyes that the fairy returned to the office with an iron-green angry face, and the garlic left under the pretext of leaving and instructed Lao Song to go to the fruit shop opposite to pick up a bag of fresh lychees.

Stinky Salmon sneered, and said in a weird way: "Smart people do smart things, and in my life, I suffer losses because I haven't done a smart thing." ”

"You are pragmatic, who doesn't praise you as an old leader?"

Boss Gu has taken the deepest and longest roots in this department, and regardless of the authenticity, it is understandable that this sentence came out of his mouth. But more than a decade of experience has taught me that you can offend people if you are too cold or too committed to each other. The most out-of-the-way to deal with it is undoubtedly two people who seek each other out of conscience, each with two perfunctory sentences.

After smiling neatly and perfunctory to the two idlers, I quickly withdrew to save my life.

"It's all leaders who can afford it. The stinky salmon smiled like an old hen that had just laid eggs, and her heart was so angry that she barely giggled and screamed: "Oh, people are sick when they get old, my lumbar spine, no, no, I have to go outside first." Xiao rivet, if the director asks, you will say that I will go to the finance department on the third floor. ”

"Wu Xiaoqi, I bet with you, she definitely didn't go to the third floor, believe it?"

Less than half a minute after the stinky salmon left, the big speaker came out of the inner office, lay on the partition board of the desk screen, and squeezed his eyebrows.

I was immersed in carefully reading the information given by Zhang Sheng, and according to the requirements of the other company, the re-prepared report was not only more complicated, but also added a lot of content. The workload was much higher than I expected, and I really didn't have the heart to pay attention to this idiot.

"Wu Xiaoqi, can you not be so faceless?"

This fool, since the attributes of the chest without ink were clearly perceived by the fairies, he has been half an idler because of the blessing of misfortune.

The first article of the office employment code is that those who can do things will do more and more, and the more they do, the more they will have no future, and the more they have no future, the more things they will have.

The vicious circle is like a bottomless pit that you can't climb out and fall into.

When you are young, you will lose your temper while being wronged, but as long as you live long enough, you will one day understand that a diverse society needs diverse people. In every social group, there are indispensable temporary labor-style little people who are trampled and exploited, and they are also inseparable from the faceless and skinless living treasure idlers who tout and sing.

I'm so numb that I don't have time to be jealous.

"Don't you go out all the time, you can go to your desk and stay at your desk, okay?" Mediterranean followed, the same grumbling still flying all over the sky, "lest you be bumped into and said that I was negligent in disciplining you." ”

"Brother, I'm not visiting the door, I'm coming out to go to the toilet. ”

"How many times a day do you have to go to the bathroom?

"I accompanied you to socialize last night, and I blocked so much wine, and my stomach was a little bad. ”

"When can you be more rigorous with this mouth, didn't I tell you, last night's entertainment was a private matter, don't mumble here. ”

"I was wrong, brother, I admit my mistake. ”

……

Alas, I don't know which brainless designer presided over it, but he was asked to design a suite.

It's hard to hide your privacy.

I threw the papers in my hand onto the desk and stared at the clock on the wall in front of my office.

In the office under me, a large living room similar to a suite, in addition to the caterpillar, the ancient boss, the stinky salmon, and the smiling Buddha, there are also two transparent people who have been on sick leave for many years. On the south side are five small offices, the departmental reception room, the finance room, one for me and garlic, and one for Mediterranean and the loudspeaker.

Being able to stand out from the crowd and become a temporary worker in an exclusive office is not because I am special, but because it is a special archive room.

When it comes to its specialness, we have to mention the people who work inside.

The person who works the office is called an archivist and is one of two sick days.

If it weren't for the fact that my predecessor had to leave his post due to a sudden change in the joints of his limbs due to the deterioration of internal rheumatism when the winter of that year was approaching, I, a college student with no background and no matter what had just graduated, would not have been able to become one of the only five temporary workers in this state-owned enterprise.

I thought I was frustrated in love and proud of my work, but after half a year of work, I realized that I was really thinking too much.

If he hadn't used his work to tell me this secret, I'm afraid I'd still be stupidly kept in the dark.

The Chinese's attention to feng shui has never been a joke.

Chen Yifen told me that my predecessor was a tuberculosis patient before, and the predecessor of the tuberculosis patient heard that he died of prostate cancer at an early age, and the prostate cancer that died early had sent his liver cancer predecessor away......

A series of coincidences and a little legend of gods and ghosts, the archives have become the murderous house of conspiracy and ghost theory, laying the foundation for the particularity that everyone avoids.

I'm no exception.

Ever since I had that little shadow in my heart, I have been working in a big office except for clearing out the files.

For more than ten years of good health, I wonder if I took precautions in time?

There is a single room at each end of the floor, the east end is the fairy's office, the west end is the pantry, and the toilet is at the reception place of the upper and lower floors.

The big horn wanted to go to the toilet, so naturally it walked in front of me.

"Sister Xiaoqi, Sister Xiaoqi?"

In a daze, I was just getting carried away, and the caterpillar patted me gently.

"Uh, what's wrong?"

"The fairy told you to go to her office right away?"

"Did you say what it was?"

The caterpillar shook its head sly.

I sighed and left the office without delay.

This is the temper of a fairy, who instructs people to pass the word, and will never reveal the slightest opportunity in advance.

When I knocked on the door of the fairy's office, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

The fairy raised her eyes and glanced at me, elegantly spit out a lychee core in her palm, and waved her hand: "You guys go out first, I have something to arrange for Wu Xiaoqi alone." ”

Garlic is not only like a considerate girlfriend, but also more thoughtful than a diligent subordinate, simply cleaned up the lychees spread out on the table, slapped his hands, and stood up from the chair.

After a half-peeled stinky salmon pauses for three seconds, it buries its head in quickly separating the bright red shell from the white and juicy lychee, leaving the lychee meat on the small round dish, and with a wave of both hands, the pile of lychee shells on the table is all swept into the trash.

When I left, he gave me a look that gave me a headache.

In the competition in the office, the most clever means is to moisten things silently, and the saddest end is when you bump into your colleagues in undisciplined dedication.

Well, I may need to go to the temple and worship the Bodhisattva recently.

(To be continued)