Everyone says that it's not that the old people have become bad, it's just that the bad people have become old.

If there is nothing wrong with this sentence, the fairy must be a bad old woman in the future.

I glanced at the loudspeaker sitting on the side, and I didn't dare to ignore the office friendship, so I sighed without smiling: "I told you, you may not believe it, it's better not to say it." ”

"I understand, I understand. The big horn was like a chest in front of me pointing unruly, and there was a pride in his bright eyes that couldn't be hidden, maybe I was too proud of him, this idiot may not have not hidden, but more like he didn't want to hide: "There is no free lunch in this world, and there is no secret to be told in vain." You see if this will work, you satisfy my curiosity, and I will give you a thorough explanation. ”

I frowned slightly, and the hypocritical smirk was also very laborious.

"What?

His handsome facial features spell out a big question mark.

Not unhappy.

I glanced around with my spare eyes, today is the last day of April, half an hour ago, Garlic and Mediterranean took two fragrant dumplings from the finance office, and went to the headquarters to deliver the budget for May as usual, if nothing else, they would have a light meal in the headquarters canteen before leaving. I heard that this accident has something to do with the overtime trend that has been prevalent at the top of the headquarters recently.

Since December last year, every five o'clock in the afternoon, these two people have been like an alliance, rain or shine, going in and out of the opposite farmers' market, choosing ingredients for dinner. Less than 5:25 a.m., the two idlers will not return to the dynasty with one vegetable basket.

There is a huge office, except for the smiling Buddha and the caterpillar, there are no extra idlers.

If it is really a secret exchange of secrets, in addition to the two parties concerned, no matter how harmless others are, they are even more dangerous trouble than terrorists.

Fortunately, the stupidity of the loudspeaker is above board, compared to those conspirators who like to play tricks behind their backs, the worries of making deals with such people are obvious, and they can be completely predicted and controlled.

Of course, the worst part is that I don't have secrets.

"What's the matter?"

There is a kind of person, the more you want to be a gentleman, the more suspicious he will be and be suspicious step by step.

"I sat in the fairy's office for four minutes and thirty-six seconds, and at the thirty-seventh second, the fairy told me with a look of annoyance that she had not yet thought about what she was going to tell me, and asked me to come back to work first, saying that when she had thought about it, she would call me again. That's how it happened, and if you don't believe it, I can't help it. ”

"When the meeting ended in the morning, I remember that the director also left you alone, and it seems that it must be difficult for her to speak if she wants to take care of your affairs. ”

If the fairy is willing to call her the director honestly and honestly, there is only one smiling Buddha in the whole office.

This forty-two-year-old man, in a central city like ours in the south, is a rare sight to be tall and big. The reason why he is called a smiling Buddha is only because this guy will laugh when he meets people. But no one could understand what he was laughing at.

"Is there anything else a fairy would be hard to talk about?" the caterpillar was exceptionally clever today, interjecting faster than anyone else: "I don't believe it. ”

"The director is also an ordinary person, so be considerate. ”

"It is my duty to be considerate of my superiors, and I have no intention of complaining. As soon as I heard that the wind was about to deviate, I immediately became vigilant: "Ahem, I'm done, isn't it your turn to explain." "Every word and deed in the office is a trap that eats people without spitting out bones, and the dumb losses I have suffered in the past made me quickly change the topic completely.

"I seem to have guessed what the fairy is going to tell you. The loudspeaker was called by me, and suddenly came back to his senses from deep thought, and his eyes lit up: "If I am not mistaken, the reason should be what I want to tell you." ”

"What's the matter?" the smiling Buddha urged with a smile, "Don't hang people's appetites." ”

"Isn't it just stinky salmon? The horn raised his chin angrily.

The three of us looked at each other, not understanding.

The big horn whistled excitedly before he was willing to get down to business.

"Stinky Salmon will retire next year, but she doesn't want to. ”

"Retirement is a matter of explicit provisions, and she said that if she doesn't retire, she won't retire?

The Smiling Buddha sneered.

The caterpillar also felt unreliable: "Your news is not convincing at all. ”

"You people, two words, ignorance. The big horn raised an index finger and swayed in defiance, and I muttered a little and spit out two words: "She wants to be rehired?"

"Hey, see, this is a smart person. ”

"Our company has a precedent for rehiring, but those are all technical backbones who have won national commendations, and the number of rehires so far has not exceeded 20 people. She's an idler, so what qualifies her to be rehired?"

"It depends on whether we, Comrade Wu Xiaoqi, are willing to carry forward the spirit of helping others. ”

I frowned: "Why did it happen to me again?"

"If you don't help others and take the initiative to hand in your resignation report, how can she be hired back into the archives?"

I gasped: "She's not afraid of a short life?"

"If she wasn't afraid, how could she have recruited you in the first place?" The Smiling Buddha's understanding and ability to accept new things was so fast that I was staggered, and I saw him push the frame on the bridge of his nose like a detective who had obtained key evidence, and smiled without a trace of panic: "If you operate from this angle, it is not impossible to rehire." After all, your thirteen years of service is a big problem. ”

Indeed, the corners of my mouth twitched inadvertently.

In recent years, the personnel system has become tighter and tighter, and there is no other shortcut to the establishment of various departments except for the entrance of social recruitment. Many second-generation workers who can't pass the establishment are currently working as temporary workers in workshops or construction sites. I was able to stay in the civil service to blow the air conditioner, thanks to my early debut, which shows that being old is not without its benefits.

"According to the relevant policies, temporary workers who have signed three consecutive contracts and have worked for 10 years will automatically be converted to permanent workers. But you didn't turn around, which shows that the top management doesn't want to be a law-abiding citizen who abides by the rules and regulations. But a blatant dismissal is bound to have a negative impact. Under the dilemma, the stinky salmon's request is not unreasonable, but in the hands of the middle and high-level. The director is not just a director, and she knows the pros and cons better than anyone else. ”

This explanation seems to make sense.

I sneered: "The fairy probably knows better than anyone else, so it is difficult to speak about this hot potato." ”

"It was the high-level people who sang blackface, and as soon as the stinky salmon made a fuss, this blackface was naturally given to the director, and the stinky salmon was successfully rehired, and I am afraid that the future will not be easy. ”

The law of the jungle is never as far away as we imagined. It's more like HIV latent in the human body, which may not flare up for ten years, or it may make you die quietly overnight.

After deliberately missing Chen Yifen's bus, I was reluctant to go to Bai Muyan's appointment.

Today, I suddenly want to drink, preferably the kind of wine that I get drunk and rest.

(To be continued)