Chapter 93: When I Was a Child
The waiter brought a casserole and said, "Red date and goose porridge", Sima Shu served a bowl for Zhou Yao, and said: "This porridge is bloody, and there is no peculiar smell, you can taste it."
Sima Shu's cooking skills, Zhou Yao has seen it, and the food he evaluated must be delicious, so he tasted it, and after entering it, he felt a warm breath from the stomach to the whole body.
After Lu Qi'an filled a bowl for Huang Jingcan, he said to her: "This is what I specially asked Master Deng to make, I don't know what your taste is."
Huang Jingcan said, "I'm not a picky eater" and took it, and after taking a small bite, he ate it sweetly.
Lu Qi'an looked at Zhou Jin and Huang Jingcan, who were eating porridge, and sighed: "Girls should eat more and nourish, I don't understand why some girls spend 30,000 yuan to buy cosmetics, but don't use that money to buy nourishment products."
Zhou Yao replied to him: "Because I can't afford to buy 100,000 yuan"!
"Hahaha", Lu Qi'an laughed, and Sima Shu looked at Zhou Yao with a smile.
Everyone's preferences are different, and there is no right or wrong. Some girls like to cut down on food and clothing to buy all kinds of bags, some girls dress ordinary but taste delicious food, and some girls would rather borrow money everywhere to collect jade antiques.
Everyone's view of consumption is different, and his Zhou Yao did not comment on it, but also humorously answered Lu Qi'an's question, which is worthy of Lu Qian's private evaluation of her "poor material but interesting soul".
However, after laughing, Lu Qi'an held his chin and was stunned, facing the food, the person who said nourishing did not move the spoon.
Zhou Jia asked Sima Shu: "What's wrong with him? With such a delicacy, he actually has no energy, just introduced the ingredients, he looked very appetizing, and he wilted in the blink of an eye?"
Huang Jingcan was also puzzled, a good person, after laughing, he was depressed in an instant. Zhou Jia asked Sima Shu, and she also looked at Sima Shu.
Sima Shu didn't even look at Lu Qi'an, and said, "He was hit by Nie Zhenze."
"Huh?"
Zhou Jian and Huang Jingcan were puzzled at the same time, and Nie Zhenze left without saying anything, why did he hit Lu Qi'an?
Sima Shu simply added: "He is thinking hard, God is not fair, people are white and handsome, and they are so good, and they are so coordinated!"
Zhou Jin and Huang Jingcan asked in unison, "Coordination?"
"Ugly and low IQ together, not so abrupt, isn't it very coordinated?"
"Flutter", Huang Jingcan laughed, what kind of friends did Lu Qi'an make! A buddy who grew up together since childhood, knows his mind well, and can belittle him anytime and anywhere.
One is his favorite confidant, although he does not belittle him, he responds casually, so that Lu Qi'an is unable to accept it.
Lu Qi'an glanced at Sima Shu and said to Huang Jingcan: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm not thinking about that."
"And what are you thinking?"
Huang Jingcan asked with concern, thinking secretly: You don't want to be bored alone, look weird and worried, say it, everyone can enlighten you.
"Seeing Nie Zhenze, I was thinking, my mother dislikes me for being ugly all day long, it's not my fault, it must be my ugly mother who married my ugly father to give birth to my ugly son, so, I'm ugly, it's my mother who should reflect"!
Huang Jingcan thought to herself: Aren't you thinking about the same problem?
Zhou Yao secretly thought: He lost his mind for a long time, causing others to worry about him, and he was actually struggling with this problem.
Huang Jingcan and Zhou Jin lowered their heads at the same time, not wanting to pay attention to Lu Qi'an, Lu Qi'an asked, "Am I unreasonable?"
Sima Shu said disgustedly: "Little rabbit cub, run for your life, your mother is carrying a big knife on the way here."
Lu Qi'an replied: "Don't scold me for being a little rabbit, from a genetic point of view, my mother is here, and the first person to cut is you."
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Huang Jingcan thought of Lu Qi'an's mother, although she was a woman who disliked her son's ugliness, she must be a woman who loved her son very much.
Otherwise, Lu Qi'an would not have such an open-minded character, it must be a child raised in a loving and happy family atmosphere.
However, what should such a contradictory woman be?
Huang Jingcan couldn't help but be curious, and asked Lu Qi'an: "Your mother dislikes you for being ugly, did she beat you?"
Sima Shu glanced at Lu Qi'an and saw how Lu Qi'an bragged in front of his girlfriend.
Lu Qi'an replied: "The mop actually doesn't hurt, when you hit the hand board, don't pull your hand back, it hurts more when you hit your fingertips, don't ask me how I know"!
After that, Lu Qi'an glanced at Sima Shu and said provocatively: "You plan to demolish me in front of my girlfriend, so I won't let you succeed!"
Huang Jingcan and Zhou Jin laughed again, but Huang Jingcan felt that he had miscalculated, Lu Qi'an had experienced so many beatings, it seemed that his mother didn't care about him.
She asked Lu Qi'an with doubts: "Does your mother not want to see you so much?"
Sima Shu replied lightly: "His mother really wants to see him, when he was a child, he tied a string of firecrackers to his dog's tail, which scared the dogs all over the house, and put all his grandmother's chickens in the bathtub to learn to swim, but none of them swam ashore."
Lu Qian said unconvinced: "Who was not naughty when he was a child, a naughty child when he was a child, only when he grew up can he be promising."
Sima Shu didn't answer his words, and continued: "When I was in the second grade, in the final exam, the math questions were very difficult, with the highest score of 50 points, he gave his mother a 50-point test paper, and his mother was very happy, thinking that his math had improved.
However, the first place praised by the math teacher was someone else, and his mother argued with the teacher, and in the end, the teacher said that it was the test paper of the midterm exam, and Lu Qi'an was the only one in the class who failed that time. ”
"Hahaha", Huang Jingcan and Zhou Jin laughed, and Sima Shu continued: "He made his mother lose face in front of all the parents".
Zhou Yao asked, "Then when you got home, didn't your mother open his ass?"
Sima Shu shook his head and said, "I wasn't beaten that time, he knelt on the cobblestone road in front of the door for an afternoon."
"Hahaha", Huang Jingcan finished laughing and said to Lu Qi'an: "You are not good now, you must have been beaten less when you were a child."