I sighed.

Compared with the stupidity of the straight man with the big horn, the depth of the smiling Buddha is different, which is a little more fearful.

This man was born with fine skin and tender flesh, red lips and white teeth, if he only talks about beauty and ugliness by his facial features, he is indeed not ugly, even if it is drawn to the good-looking one, it is not too much at all. It's a pity that the current people's comments on handsome have been so strict that they can't tolerate a little bit of bigness.

Excessive height and excessive bones not only did not allow him to get any bargains, but also made a big failure of serious incongruity in body proportions.

He is destined not to be the most glamorous one in this office.

People with a bottom line are more important than understanding the mystery of self-knowledge, but the self-knowledge of the smiling Buddha is always excessive.

The skills in appearance are not as good as others, which makes him too modest.

For example, he laughs at people, and he never contradicts anyone to his face.

Yunyun.

But this thing is excessive, just like a person, in order to change the status quo of physical weakness, deliberately pursues nourishment, and finally falls into the tragedy of accelerating physical discomfort, which is the same reason.

No matter how good the moral character is, once it is excessive, it will become overkill.

None of us in this room are kind-hearted, and we all have a pair of fiery eyes that can see demons and monsters, and it is simply whimsical to want people to ignore the fact that his face that must be laughed at every person hides his true temperament that cannot see people.

Even if it's not whimsical, it's also a hidden conspiracy.

On days when the Smiling Buddha is away or on a business trip, he can always hear such discussions in the office. Although it is true that he and I have never clashed, because I have long understood the dangers of the rivers and lakes, I am willing to think so, and the occasional echo is not uncommon.

Before, I was wary of him, but now, if he wants to calculate me, it is not necessarily that he suddenly made a mistake, at most it is a match.

It's just that I don't understand, an idle employee who is about to retire, plus a temporary worker who can't be turned into a regular worker, what is worth calculating and competing with?

During the time since the Smiling Buddha left, I didn't do anything other than wander and delusion. When the caterpillar came back with a boxed lunch, I patted my head in annoyance, and tonight's class was in vain.

When I opened the lunch box, I saw that my eyes were clubbed for a long time.

The dishes are not satisfactory, and the dishes are even more unappetizing.

In front of the caterpillars, I was embarrassed not to symbolically take two bites. After two bites, I packed up the leftovers and packed my bag: "There is a problem with the data, I have to wait until tomorrow to ask the loudspeaker and recalculate, so let's stop here today." ”

"The fairy said that she must come up with the best results before noon tomorrow, I don't know ......"

The caterpillar hesitated.

"Don't worry, now there is only one data missing, and after asking clearly, it won't take half an hour to adjust everything. I was holding a bag in one hand and a satchel in the other, with a blown-up smile on my face: "Believe me, I promise to hand it over to you before half past eight." ”

The caterpillar's hesitation became shaken, and suddenly, she seemed to realize something, the expression on her face suddenly panicked, and she waved her two hands and explained to me anxiously: "Sister Xiaoqi, I, I don't believe you, I just ......"

From a psychological point of view, people's first reaction is an instinctive reaction, an afterthought of emotions such as uneasiness, and a second reaction that is generally redone.

If there is a very conspicuous difference between the first reaction and the second reaction, it is enough to prove that the person is either not honest enough or too honest.

Caterpillars seem to fall into the latter category.

Dealing with a dishonest person can show the strength of this girl, on the contrary, dealing with a person who is too honest has no other meaning than to show that I have the bad habit of making things difficult for others.

"I know it's not that you don't believe me, it's just that you're too afraid of the fairy scolding. Before she could finish her stumbling sentence, I patted her on the shoulder, smiling hard not to make it difficult for me: "Actually, I'm afraid too." ”

It's good to talk about it to persuade this bug back to the IQ of a normal person.

"Sister Xiaoqi, I see that you didn't eat anything for dinner, or now, I'll invite you to eat cake?" Out of the gate of the unit, the caterpillar kept sticking to me: "Although the cake shop is a little far away from your home, it is very convenient to take a taxi." ”

I coughed in embarrassment: "I weighed more than four pounds in the past two days, so I don't dare to eat more rice at night recently, let alone cake." Uh, Mao Riveting, I appreciate your kindness. ”

The caterpillar's expectant little eyes were eclipsed like a fire doused with cold water.

I remember that she lived near the city center, but luckily it was different.

"How do you get back?" I deliberately pointed to the bus stop not far away, knowing the different directions: "I'm going to wait for the bus." ”

"That's a lot of work. When the caterpillar heard this, the fire that had just been extinguished somehow rekindled and burned again: "Anyway, I'm going to fight back, Sister Xiaoqi, don't wait, come with me." ”

I'm really afraid of something.

"We don't seem to be on the way, are we?"

"It's okay to go around. ”

Can't you see that I don't want to go around with you at all?

"It's still not troublesome, I can take the bus directly to the door of my community. ”

"Sister Xiaoqi, I ......"

Drip......

Seeing that this Chinese-style politeness is about to evolve into a tug-of-war between the public and the public and the mother, a whistle is outflanked by the two high beams, which is extremely annoying.

The high beams under the night light are the most unqualified performance of a driver.

I was swearing in my heart, and a figure came out of the car, stood next to the front of the car and waved at me: "Wu Xiaoqi, my new car, handsome, right?"

Handsome, handsome, you uncle!

Angry, like a crab, I walked sideways to Garfield.

When I got closer, I realized that something was wrong with the car: "Didn't you have a crush on BMW that day?

"I've been confined to my house for the past two days to reflect on it," and after we were all seated in the car, Garfield changed the high beams to low beams, and his hands were happily beating on the steering wheel, and his eyes flashed a different kind of brilliance in the afterglow of the car lights: "BMW is good, but it is not practical enough." Uh, by the way, you really don't need me to give her a bit?" Garfield snorted at the caterpillar on the side of the road.

I buckled up my seat belt and looked indifferent: "The office is not taboo about who is bad with whom, but it is very sensitive about who is good with whom." Because the definition of a good is difficult to grasp in the eyes of a thousand people. If you are not careful, you will be criticized as a gang. Therefore, the best way for me to get along with her is to be a general friend. Since it is a general acquaintance, it is enough to ask politely once. This etiquette, we just finished. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, the car slowly drove up to the caterpillar, and I raised my hand in a hurry and waved at her one last time.

"Fox, sometimes you behave too clearly, it's not good. ”

"Okay, put it aside. I looked at her disapplaudedly: "How do you know I'm working overtime?"

"Didn't you post on Moments?"

I snorted, looked around the car, and said, "This car, is it a current car?"

Garfield paused for a moment, and immediately understood: "Cash car, cash withdrawal, cash payment." In a word: Xiaojin and I paid the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other, and we forgot about each other and didn't worry about each other. Sister Fox, are you relieved?"

"I haven't seen you for two days, and you've really changed. I teased: "Little sister Garfield, sister, can I understand that on the day of the divorce, you went to the meeting alone?"

"How can it be a single knife?

"Uh," I said, looking at the roof panel, "I ...... It doesn't seem to work. ”

"How dare you!" Garfield glared at me like a hungry wolf, and I shuddered, "Why don't I get you a handsome male companion?"

"Who?"

Bai Muyan. ”

(To be continued)