"Oh, husband, it's really our daughter. ”

Oops Yo Yo is Nanako's mantra, which originated from a self-funded sightseeing tour in Shanghai.

At the end of the tour, this tone particle was like applying for a patent, and she used it to the extreme, and finally sublimated it into Nanako's unique Maitreya Buddha belly, which can accommodate the world's affairs.

For example: buy back a skirt that she has liked for a long time, she is oops; unsuccessful bargaining is tragically abducted by vegetable vendors, she is oops; nested in the sofa guarding the golden eight o'clock TV series, seeing the little white rabbit daughter-in-law transformed, turned into a domineering female president tearing up the bridge of the evil mother-in-law, she oops; I unfortunately became a golden leftover fighter, she oops; temporary raid, as I wished, bumped into me with a man, she oops. Abound.

Because this tone has the symbol of foreign goods, I have negotiated with her to ask her not to pretend to be Shanghainese.

Nanako was 100,000 aggrieved, sitting cross-legged on the orange sofa, her old arms waving up and down in the air like a lucky cat that had been electrified.

"You don't care about me? Wu Xiaoqi, let me tell you, this home belongs to me and your father, I didn't eat your clothes and wear yours, you are embarrassed to care about me. Old lady, I'm not confused, I thought clearly early on that in this world, the only one who can accompany me to the end is your father, and my children can't count on it. Haven't you heard anyone say that my wife and wife are always together. I advise you, Wu Xiaoqi, don't say that you can't take care of this matter, you are not qualified to take care of all my other affairs. If you want to take care of it, you want to take care of it, then you go back and take care of your wife. Are you embarrassed, people in their thirties, still single. I tell you, you are chic now, and that is because you are young, you are sharp in your hands and feet, and you are in good health. But don't forget, people will get old, there will always be a day when you can't move, there will always be a time when you are sick and ask someone to bring you tea and pour water, and when you are hungry and ask someone to cook for you. Hmph, when that time comes, you'll know the pain. Don't roll your eyes at me, Wu Xiaoqi, the old lady doesn't lie to you, after the woman is twenty-five, it is a small dish that cannot be sold after the vegetable market closes, and it is a cheap item. You wait, there will always be times when you regret crying your nose. ”

Quarreling with your own mother is undoubtedly the stupidest and most unwise thing in the world. After all, she is not a passer-by, not a passer-by, not a passer-by, not even my grandma upstairs, no matter how vicious the language she uses on you, she is still your own mother. If you can stand it, that's called should, if you can't stand it, you deserve it, and if you can't stand the Jedi counterattack, it's disobedience and unfilial piety. Both horizontal and vertical will suffer.

Since then, I have never dared to put on Nanako's foreign accent.

"Oh, you two, I haven't even seen you. ”

At this moment, Nanako, every cell in her body is excited. This excitement, like the old sheep eating tender grass, made her overdone: "Oh, this, this is the first time I have seen you, and Auntie doesn't know who you are? Where, my aunt is Xiaoqi's mother, and the one next to Xiaoqi is my husband, that is, Xiaoqi's father. We have only one child in our family, and I love her very much. She is also very well-behaved and filial, and whoever marries her in the future is a blessing. ”

I looked embarrassed.

Is giving birth to a daughter just to get married?

Bai Muyan and Jiang Beisheng glanced at each other in a dignified manner, this glance was like a pair of scissors and hammer paper, whoever loses will take this hot potato.

"Hello aunt, hello uncle, my name is Bai Muyan, and I am a friend of Xiaoqi. ”

Sure enough, it was Bai Muyan who lost.

I glanced at him gratefully.

"Oh, you're Xiaoqi's friend, huh?"

Nanako's self-cooked and smug tone frightened me, Bai Muyan and Jiang Beisheng.

The breadth and profundity of Chinese culture combined with the vastness of the region, coupled with the diversity of customs and customs, the same word, applied to two people with their own thoughts, the consequences are very serious.

Sven points to describe it, it is called, there are two meanings of the world, and to put it mildly, it is the chicken and the duck to say.

Nanako's pride is undoubtedly the latter.

"Uh~" Bai Muyan was a little embarrassed, and I had to go out in person: "Mom, you, why did you come here without saying hello to my father?"

Bai Muyan breathed a sigh of relief and gave me a grateful look, while Jiang Beisheng smiled gloatingly.

I had a headache, a terrible headache.

"Ouch, parents want to see their daughter, isn't this coming. ”

Nanako once boasted that she was a roundworm in my stomach. As soon as I pouted my butt, I knew if my fart stinked or not.

How can the mind that wants to be interrupted escape her eyes?

I had to grit my teeth, so painful that I barely cried out and begged her: "Mom, you didn't do this before." ”

"The old lady is also sensible now. ”

Nanako is in a hurry.

I quickly winked at my father, who was smiling at the pestle.

After Mr. Bean said twice, he said slowly: "Qiqi, don't blame your mother. Actually, it was your aunt who called again at noon to ask. Your mom said she would ask for your opinion before replying. I called you at noon for an hour, and you kept turning off the phone, which made your mother anxious. Your mother and I went to your house first, and there was a mess in the house, and there were a few spoiled takeaway boxes on the kitchen stove, so scared that your mother almost called the police. ”

My house is in the south of the city, and Nanako and my dad live in the east of the city, which is only two bus distances. Because Nanako was strongly opposed to me buying a house and living alone, in the past five years, she has been like a child who can't eat sugar and keeps playing with her temper, and the number of times she comes to see me is pitiful.

But he can't help but voice chat with me every day, but if I don't reply within an hour, the call will arrive. No wonder she's worried.

Someone once said that when you are older, you are always easy to be moved.

Dad's explanation, except for the "spoiled takeaway box" that didn't move me, I was moved.

Thinking about how to say a pleasant apology to Nanako, but where can my Nanako lady look down on?

She was looking at her son-in-law with a mother-in-law's joy, the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she became, and grabbed Bai Muyan and asked, what kind of work are you engaged in, whether you live alone or with your parents, how many people are in the family, whether your parents are alive, how many brothers there are, how many sisters are there, whether there are three aunts, six mothers-in-law, seven aunts, eight aunts, nine uncles and ten masters.

Jiang Beisheng laughed several times.

The corners of my mouth twitched, moving like a piece of shit, one moment, I was convinced that I was stepping on good luck, and the next second, I fell into the embarrassment of the soles of the shit with nowhere to get out.

But human nature has taught us very objectively that the greatest success of a person is a breakthrough from scratch. I think I'm over thirty years old.,The community aunt was pushed to the neighborhood gossip list NO.1 of the older leftover girl.,From no one came to the door,To sit on two gorgeous men,Nanako is overjoyed,It seems,It's not an unforgivable thing.。

As soon as my heart softened, I was confused and did something wrong.

Following Nanako's wishes, I re-invited Bai Muyan and Jiang Beisheng to my house to sit down. This home, naturally, is not my house where the living room is messy, and there are a few spoiled take-out boxes on the kitchen stove.

It is the house of Nanako in the east of the city.

(To be continued)