"Wu Xiaoqi, is it really you?"

Jiang Beisheng raised a finger and poked the brim of his hat up, and his eyes pressed under the black shadow resembled a stone monkey under the Five Finger Mountain, and he gave me a look as soon as he jumped out.

This glance is quite a bit of a red-eyed when enemies see each other.

Uh, bring an enemy home...... I shuddered, how big is this heart?

Reluctantly replied, "Isn't that me." ”

"You ......" Jiang Beisheng stared at me with a sneer: "You don't need to invite me to your house for yesterday's sake." This kind of apology will not show your hospitality, nor will it make you more feminine. Let me tell you this, I'm so busy that I can't even bother with those trivial things. You can save your mind. ”

Article 7 of the fox strange blind date manual, the remaining men and women who are not allowed to marry and fall in love, once their hearts are unbalanced, they will inevitably enter two dead ends, narcissism, super narcissism.

I was fortunate enough to meet two super narcissistic strange blind dates in a week, which is enough to prove that I am destined to be unable to walk on the deformed road of blind dates, which is full of landmines.

Gone, it's just inappropriate shoes and feet. Waste of time.

"Ahem...... Well, I'll ......."

"Did anything happen yesterday?"

I was about to roll up my sleeves and ride a donkey with Jiang Beisheng to read the record book and see, Bai Muyan pursed his lips and snickered with a story-telling expression on his face, looked at me in a hurry, and then looked at Jiang Beisheng with a black face, and interrupted me with interest.

"Did anything happen yesterday?"

Jiang Beisheng bent over and leaned sideways towards me and asked the question repeatedly.

I shuddered uncontrollably, this man who walked with wind and talked with both cruelty and handsomeness, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a good person who is worried that I didn't hear the problem clearly, and is kind enough to repeat it.

I stumbled a little with a smile: "No...... It's okay......"

"Beisheng, when I ask, it's a concern between friends, and if you ask, it's easy for people to misunderstand. ”

Fortunately, Bai Muyan was not stupid, he gave one of the takeaway bags in his hand to Jiang Beisheng, and reminded him slightly.

Jiang Beisheng took it and didn't reply, just looked at me. I didn't dare to look back because he was looking at me, so I had to look into the distance silently.

"Uh, no, I won't have a misunderstanding with Mr. Jiang Beisheng. ”

I gritted my teeth.

Bai Muyan frowned: "Beisheng, really?"

Jiang Beisheng retracted his gaze, still stubbornly did not reply to Bai Muyan, and began to tear the takeaway bag.

The most refreshing shredded chicken noodles in the wonton shop, like a twilight beauty, inevitably show signs of becoming a lump.

Shredded chicken noodles have always been the living signature of the wonton restaurant, but no matter how good the sign, it is just a bowl of noodles, and after it is completed, it will be like a delicious meal that has lost its umami, and that's it.

I thought that I would soon meet the grumpy Jiang Beisheng and ...... Uh, well, noodles, throw it out. So, when he took a bite very unobtrusively, I ...... To be exact, I was a little disappointed.

After he ate three bites in a row, Bai Muyan finally believed that Jiang Beisheng had no intention of talking to him from the beginning.

"Did I say the wrong thing?"

Bai Muyan asked pitifully.

This is probably the difference between men and women.

Mosquito said that once a woman gets angry, a man will only have these derogatory emotions that are inexplicable and vexatious. And the woman next to the woman, just a look of the eye, can get the problem to the point.

Therefore, it is women who know women best.

On the other hand, men, once they get angry, women will burst out like a small universe, and countless conjectures will emerge in an instant, ranging from being fired by the company to being squid at night, and being ashamed at night, and finally they can always find a suitable one that makes men have nothing to hide. And the man next to the man, except for asking a second monk like a monk who said "I said the wrong thing", there is no miracle trick.

To sum up, it is women who know men best.

I feel that I have an obligation to give Bai Muyan a wake-up call.

For example, a man would not happily accept an invitation from a woman who he had rejected only yesterday, let alone go to the woman's house and sit down.

The only thing that makes me embarrassed is that with such a meaning, how can I say it so that Jiang Beisheng can't understand it, and Bai Muyan can understand it?

Just thinking about it makes me have a headache.

Jiang Beisheng's noodles were eaten quickly. After he cleaned up the takeaway bag and swallowed the dates, he handed it back to Bai Muyan.

"When you're done eating, help me throw it away. ”

"Well, that's the price for my misdeeds. Bai Muyan took it with a good temper, turned around and gave me a smile: "I'll go back when I go, you ...... Don't quarrel. ”

Compared with cold jokes that are not funny, playful little humor can touch a woman's heart more. Bai Muyan is a man who, to put it a little more popularly, is an out-and-out white-style man.

Kind, warm and reliable.

Fox, my old peach tree, is finally about to bloom.

"Do you know him well?"

Jiang Beisheng glanced at me coldly.

I looked at Bai Muyan's back, and then looked back at the cold-talking man beside me, and the complexity of thinking of heaven and hell came to my heart, and I murmured back two words: "Unfamiliar." ”

"What about me?" Jiang Beisheng's lame cold air made me simply shake my head: "I'm not familiar." ”

The corners of his mouth twitched, and his words were full of sarcasm: "Do you often be so casual?"

I was stunned, your grandmother's, do you really think that this girl can't get married when she is old, so she will be bullied?

Annoyed: "Mr. Jiang Beisheng, please be respectful and immediately take back your 'casual'." ”

"Take it back?hum~" Jiang Beisheng snorted coldly: "You invite an unfamiliar man, oh, no, it's two unfamiliar men to come to your house to sit." Do you think you have the right to let me take it back?"

"Ha, then I have to ask, Mr. Jiang Beisheng, are you familiar with me?"

"Not familiar. ”

"I'm not familiar, I'm not familiar, you invite me to watch a movie, I'm not familiar, you're marrying me, I'm not familiar, you get off, I'm not familiar, you're going to my house?"

Who doesn't have a temper tantrum yet?

I glared at him in annoyance, but after a casual hee, he said casually, "Because I'm casual." ”

See, this is the way we live in the world.

The man is ashamed to say "because I am casual", and everyone knows it, and he will not be spurned or abused, but once he is changed to a woman, this woman will become the object of the anger of people and gods.

The differences between the sexes in society can always make a man's words in a specific situation bring back the equality between men and women that women have advocated and struggled for hundreds of years.

I think that at this moment, it is not the loud slogan of equality between men and women that has been beaten back to its original form, but it is me, who I am.

The worst thing is that after I sobered up, I actually recognized Jiang Beisheng's ridicule. This is like, I recite the ninety-nine multiplication table, the ninety-nine eighty-one into ninety-nine seventy-one, the neighbor's child kindly pointed out the correction, not only do I not appreciate it, but also very subjective judgment, this child is very low, so big can not memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table, he is not low, who is low?

At this point in the competition, we can still be regarded as evenly matched.

But when I opened the multiplication table and found that ninety-nine was really eighty-one and not seventy-one, my mind suddenly surged with complex emotions of shame, chagrin and remorse.

And this is exactly my emotion towards Jiang Beisheng at the moment.

"You ...... What's wrong with you?"

When Bai Muyan came back, I was already so depressed that I couldn't do it.

Jiang Beisheng glanced at me calmly: "Wu Xiaoqi said that her house was not cleaned up, and she was embarrassed to entertain us." In order to apologize, she decided to invite us to a leisurely farm in the suburbs tomorrow at noon to eat roast whole sheep. ”

Roast...... Roasted whole lamb ......

My eyes were dark, and no matter how complicated my emotions were, I couldn't help but be in such a flying disaster, and the corners of my mouth trembled: "Then, that, I, the three of us, can we eat a roast whole sheep of about 2,000 yuan?"

"If you can't eat it, you can pack it. ”

"But ......"

"Xiaoqi?"

Uh, this voice...... Could it be ......

I slowly turned my head to look at it, and I lifted it up with a cool breath: "You...... You guys...... How did you get here?"

(To be continued)