"Don't. ”

……

Mosquitoes are almost crazy: fox, you are thirty-five thirty-five, not twenty-five. You don't want it? You don't want it?! Oh my God, my head stroke looks like it's going to attack.

Even if there is no old mother's heart-wrenching accusation like mosquitoes, I regret it.

It's like buying beautiful and expensive clothes in the mall, and after you wear them once, you will regret them, and if you don't buy them, you will also regret them if you let someone else buy them. The only choice that can make a woman not regret it is only at this time that a man, preferably a husband, appears. He did not hesitate to take out the private money he had stolen for a long time, and while denouncing himself for being useless and not allowing you to live a life of fine clothes and food, he instructed the shopping guide to settle the bill.

This is a woman, she cannot be provoked, she can only be pampered.

Jiang Beisheng's mistake was that he was trying to provoke me from beginning to end.

I had to fight back.

Kidney Bean sighed: For real couples, marriage is a war without gunpowder. But the fox, he said it very clearly, fake-married. Why are you taking it so seriously?

I silently sent an inward-filled expression: I was wrong.

Garfield popped up: Do you know what proverbs have been popular lately?

I cried with a sad face: What?

Garfield insidious and ridiculed: abusing his wife was cool for a while, chasing his wife to the crematorium. Fox, your behavior is very likely to become, abuse him for a while, chase him in the crematorium.

Kidney Bean disagrees: Although this result is sad, the woman's reserve and dignity do not allow turning back. Fox, since you want to ask for his buddy, I think it's providence.

Mosquito disagrees: If a man goes on a blind date with you, the three of us go to accompany him, and you have the interest to tie the knot with him and spend the second half of your life together, he disagrees, not to say that he doesn't look down on you, but he looks down on the fox, and just wants to play kiss with the fox. Do you think this is appropriate?

Kidney Bean disagrees: You forgot a premise, I didn't tie the knot with him because I fell in love with him. To be exact, a man I didn't look down on, didn't look down on me, for me, it wasn't a defeat, just a close match. If he really likes the fox, and the fox still has a crush on him, what reason do I have to cruelly break up a couple of sentient men and women for the sake of a non-existent desire to win?

Garfield disagrees: you have also forgotten the premise that you are a woman with an extremely strong desire to win. Do you still remember the math exam in the first semester of the third semester of high school, the fox did a mess, and in order to make Nanako feel better, we said that we would change the score below the passing line together. But what about you, behind our backs, secretly changed to just passing. That's you, whether it's true or not, you can't afford to lose.

Three women in one play, it is really a good show.

It was they who vowed to fight to the death, but it was me who paid in the end. I suddenly had a very strong premonition that if this war continued, it would only be one result, and I would be blackened to the point that my body was completely destroyed.

This is clearly contrary to the purpose of my chat.

simply endured his grief and made a crying face: Sisters, this is the end of today's 38th meeting. Fox, I'm hungry, I'm going to the alley wonton shop to eat a bowl of noodles and relax my mind.

Garfield with the same crying face: Baby, I'm at home today, come to my house, I'll stew a pot of perfect tonic soup to replenish your brain.

Before Garfield left the system, he was a high-level gardener with both virtue and art. Given that the flowers in the garden were all budding first-graders, she had to repeat all day long: Dear students, what is your ideal?

After she broke away from the system and redeemed herself, this sentence was seamlessly applied by her to the majority of piano lovers. So now, whenever we meet, no matter whether the content of the conversation is a bloody drama at eight o'clock last night, or which celebrity eats and drinks Lazar's entertainment gossip, every peak moment, she will be like a clockwork alarm clock, and she will suddenly burst out: Dear baby, what is your ideal?

Kidney Bean summarizes this unreasonable behavior as a disease - occupational disease.

I heard that in today's society, this disease is very common, but it is difficult to cure it. For this reason, even though the distance between me and Garfield is only three stops away, I would still be willing to stay alone at home and beep with her on WeChat.

As for her perfect tonic soup, it was even more of a nightmare.

I sighed: Maomao, your cooking class teacher has already contacted me privately, and if you don't go to class again, she can't give you another extension, because you have already postponed it three times.

Garfield sent a helpless and weak expression: Men are really strange, isn't it good to be a woman who can make money?

This sentence is her complaint about her married life.

I'm noncommittal.

Mosquito and kidney bean agreed noncommittal.

After all, in married life, there is really no value and significance for discussion in the question of whether the male protagonist should be outside the female protagonist or the male protagonist outside the female protagonist, because it is just a false proposition with no answer.

I sat at the wonton restaurant and ate the last bite of noodles, only to find that my phone had automatically shut down due to the power run out. Since Jack Ma and Ma Huateng, who are not brothers, launched the cashless payment method, as a middle-aged person who does not want to be left behind, I have responded positively, and I have not smelled the smell of copper for a long time.

According to her, the boss and the proprietress both went to Lei Lei School an hour ago.

I've been a regular customer for five years, and I know the inside story more than the shopkeeper. Every semester, Lei Lei always makes mistakes in school one or two more days than he doesn't, but I have never seen this couple leave the store at the same time to rush to school.

It is estimated that the bear child is in a bit of trouble this time.

But I'm not in a small trouble.

I couldn't find a suitable charger in the wonton store, I was a little anxious, and I could see that the shop girl was more anxious than me.

"Sister, if you call your friend, I can borrow my mobile phone. ”

After the speed of electronic product replacement is directly proportional to the frequency with which women like the new and the old with bags and clothes, remembering other people's phone numbers is as difficult and challenging as writing with a pen.

The only thing I can remember other than my own number is the unanswered landline in the office.

I pleaded bitterly, "Why don't you let me sit here and wait for the boss to come back?"

The shopkeeper bit her lip: "You can sit and wait, but I still have to tell you solemnly that our store is monitored." ”

I'm a little angry, the monitoring of the wonton store made the bear child toss and break it as early as a year ago. How could the integrity of people have degenerated to such an unbearable level?

Just as I was about to teach the shopkeeper a serious and rigorous lesson, a figure suddenly stood up from the adjacent seat and walked over, and finally sat down opposite me.

"Little sister, give me two bowls of noodles. ”

I opened my mouth, and the person who came picked the tail of his eyes, raised his hand and pointed at the little girl in the shop: "How much is my friend's bowl of noodles, please calculate it together." Uh, please wait a minute, my noodles, I'll take it with me, please pack it for me. Two copies, thank you. ”

(To be continued)