Some people say that fate is a pile of dung pulled down by an ape, whose real name is ape dung. Thousands of years later, an era of rampant poetry popped up in the land of China, and a group of literati who were tired of the elegance of plum, bamboo, and lotus appeared, and turned their attention to ape dung to be exquisite.

Since then, there has been fate in this world.

If Bai Muyan is the fate of happiness for the rest of my life, then Jiang Beisheng can only be a lump of ape feces that I accidentally stepped on the soles of my feet for a moment of carelessness.

It's not the same.

I don't have an afterthought, I only care about the present.

When Bai Muyan successfully solved the siege for me, I was full of happiness, and at that moment, I was immersed in my self-confidence as fate.

"Thank you, I, I didn't expect this little girl to imagine me as a scoundrel who eats overlord meals. I, am I like?"

I smiled sheepishly.

Bai Muyan's long eyelashes curled up, and he really glanced at me.

I was stunned.

As a mature middle-aged person, I should understand that I am not asking questions, but answers, answers that do not want to be tampered with by external factors. With such an answer, the audience's perfunctory things are always more reassuring than the careless.

His move is too suspicious.

I tightened a string all over my body, the corners of his mouth lifted slightly, his eyelids didn't last more than three seconds, and he drooped lazily, and I exhaled with relief.

"I've been eating noodles in this restaurant for five years, and the jargon is called VIP, and the cheesy point is that I know the boss well. Don't talk about it, just say that last night, the boss also added an egg to me for free, don't underestimate this egg, that's an authentic township egg. It's just a coincidence, this little girl wasn't here last night, so she made such an oolong incident. Uh, eat a trench and grow a wisdom. Next time, I have to mention to my boss that a loyal repeat customer like me should be given a Medal of Honor as a sign of identity. ”

The longer the explanation, the more hidden the invisible people's intentions.

I've wasted so many words, it's nothing more than a picture, this girl is a good girl who is genuinely kind, don't miss it when you pass by.

"That's a good idea, and I think the boss will like it. Bai Muyan smiled lightly with two big white teeth: "After all, a bowl of fifteen yuan overlord meal, in a country ruled by law, can only be an adventure that outweighs the losses." You believe that your boss can see through the pros and cons at a glance and see through people's hearts, which means that he is an experienced adult. Adults don't offend diners because of their lack of social experience, as little girls do. ”

Bai Muyan paused: "Lack of experience is a deficiency, but it's not a bad thing, at least it shows that she is a simple-minded girl." If you could, I'd like you to put your good proposal on the go. ”

My heart chilled.

is worthy of Ye Limin-style man, who can complicate simple things and refine opposing opinions.

blushed slightly: "As you said, she is a simple girl, but I am not complicated." My proposal, to put it bluntly, is just a joke. I know my boss very well, and it doesn't matter if I joke or not. ”

I tactfully turned around, and Bai Muyan really understood that he closed his mouth and stopped mentioning it.

My humble heart has finally been put into practice.

The two of them said something innocuous again.

At the wonton restaurant after noon, there were only two people left, and the atmosphere was a little subtle, so that I thought of the proposal of kidney beans several times.

For an atheist, a serendipitous encounter is what we prefer to call fate. If Bai Muyan is my destiny, why didn't I let him know earlier?

I think the proposal of kidney beans is feasible.

Just as she was about to speak, the shopkeeper was like an accident in all scripts, carrying two bags of takeaway boxes and coming over neither early nor late.

"Big brother, your takeaway is ready. ”

Alas, this girl really knows how to pick time.

I sighed.

Bai Muyan took out a dark brown wallet from his trouser pocket and gave it a fifty: "Don't look for it, please get me another cup of freshly ground soy milk." ”

The shopkeeper put down the takeaway box, took the money and turned around to go to the counter to get a cup of soy milk, Bai Muyan took it with one hand, and then transferred it to me.

"I bought it for you. ”

I was stunned: "Thank you." ”

"You're welcome. ”

Bai Muyan lifted the takeaway box and made a gesture to leave, and I followed behind in a daze, and at that moment, I suddenly understood a truth.

A man's handsomeness is a magic weapon that makes a woman fall in love at first sight, and a man's gentleness and thoughtfulness is a means to make a woman want to stop.

My careful thinking about Bai Muyan is like a seed growing a towering tree under the gentleness and thoughtfulness of this cup of freshly ground soy milk.

I decided to take the initiative.

"My house is nearby, not far away, only fifty steps away. Why don't you go downstairs to my house and wait for a while? Uh, don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else, I just don't think we know each other very well, and I should give you the money back. ”

I held soy milk in my hand and laughed harmlessly.

Bai Muyan carried the takeaway box, raised his head to a forty-five degree angle, and thought about it for thirty seconds: "If I propose to go to your house to sit, will it be abrupt?"

Uh, more proactive than me?

"It's really abrupt, hahaha......" Bai Muyan saw that I was dumbfounded, and laughed self-deprecatingly: "I just think that I can't enter the door and sit downstairs when I go downstairs, so I can only stand downstairs and wait stupidly." Well, this distance doesn't seem to be the distance between familiar and unfamiliar, at least I would call it strange. Ahem, I ...... It seems to be a little hurt. ”

After Bai Muyan lost a little, he asked stupidly: "If I say this, will it seem that I am very sentimental?"

There is a sentence in the Thirty-six Strategies for Love: A man who is willing to go to your house to sit will not just want to be an ordinary friend with you.

Could it be that it's not my unrequited love, but the joy of love?

When I thought of the joy of the two loves, I had to write a poem for the old aunt.

The best love is that you are single, I am single, and we meet.

Wait a minute...... I stopped my heart and muttered to myself: Go to my house, my house, my house...... What's it like now?

I quickly rewind memories in my head.

Are there socks and underwear in the living room, unopened or unopened beer cans on the table, are there takeaways in the kitchen that are about to be spoiled or have been rancid, and there are no dusty or smelly takeaways......

"Uh......" Bai Muyan sneered with an embarrassment that he couldn't bear to disturb and had to be disturbed: "If my sentimentality makes you feel very embarrassed, then, you ...... Please when I just said nothing. ”

"Don't be embarrassed, not embarrassed. I immediately stopped rewinding and waved my hands like rattles: "As long as you don't feel embarrassed, I'm not embarrassed at all." ”

"Then bother. ”

Bai Muyan breathed a sigh of relief, elegantly took out his mobile phone from his coat pocket, dialed in less than five seconds, and listened to him.

"Beisheng, turn off the engine and get out of the car. I'm across from you, see?"

“……”

"I met Xiaoqi at the wonton store and she invited us to her house for a sit. ”

“……”

Jiang Beisheng?

The corners of my mouth trembled: "The Beisheng on your phone won't be ......"

"In my life, I have a friend named Jiang Beisheng, who has enough headaches, and I really don't want to have a second one. Bai Muyan hung up the phone and teased, I was stunned again, he frowned: "Uh, you...... Mind that?"

I turned around slowly, and it was Jiang Beisheng walking across the street, all black, wearing a black cap on his head, the brim of the hat was very low, and only half of his face could be seen. I don't know if it's because the sky is gray today, I looked at that figure, and suddenly had an illusion, as if it was not a person walking towards me, but a pile of ape dung.

Bai Muyan asked again in my ear, I cried with a sad face, no woman would not mind the arrival of ape dung, but said in my mouth: "How can I mind?"

(To be continued)