070【Fried】
Each family may have one or two relatives who make you sick and want to die of old age.
Obviously born to the same mother, although the eldest uncle and the younger uncle have different personalities, they are both affectionate and righteous, and they can take the initiative to send money when the Song family is in the most difficult time.
But the second uncle and the second aunt hid far away as soon as they heard that something was wrong, and even because they were laid off, they inexplicably resented the Song family.
It can only be said that the same rice raises a hundred kinds of people.
For the sake of his grandparents and grandmother, Song Weiyang didn't want to worry about her, but it was impossible to put on a good face, and sneered: "Please let go, don't block the car door." ”
Song Weiyang left with the gift, the second aunt was empty, her face was a little embarrassed, and she smiled at Guo Xiaolan: "Yang Yang is really, he is all from his own family, and he is polite to me." ”
Guo Xiaolan also responded with a smile: "This child has been sensible since he was a child, he knows who to be polite with, and he also knows that he can't be polite with anyone." Scorer, huh, second sister-in-law?"
"What the third sister said made my brain dizzy," the second aunt immediately changed the topic, "Why didn't the boss and the eldest daughter-in-law come?"
Guo Xiaolan said: "The boss is tired of life, and he has to run the market outside during the Chinese New Year. The eldest daughter-in-law took the child back to her parents' house. ”
"I can't go back to my parents' house for the New Year. The second aunt said.
"She's afraid to get angry. Guo Xiaolan said.
The smile on the second aunt's face became more and more embarrassed, and she couldn't continue to speak, so she could only say, "There is still soup stewed in the pot, I'll go and see it first." ”
Song Shumin used to build a small western-style building in the countryside, but he never lived in it after entering the city, and gave it directly to Song Weiyang's grandparents, and it also became a family gathering place for the Guo family and the Song family during the New Year's Festival.
Grandpa was wearing a brand-new blue tunic suit, sitting on the sofa and smoking a cigarette, he was honest and wooden, not saying a word, just looking at his grandchildren running around the ground silly. My grandmother and aunt have been working in the kitchen. The second aunt can only watch when she goes in, and she can't intervene at all, she thinks she is clumsy in doing housework, and she only has a place to use when washing and serving vegetables.
The eldest uncle has two daughters and a son, the eldest daughter is married, and the younger daughter is studying in secondary school. The son was only more than seven years old, just in time for family planning, and paid a lot of fines.
The second uncle also did not respond to the national policy, a son and a daughter. After graduating from junior high school, his son did not study again, and was arranged by Song Shumin to work in the factory for a period of time, and now he is fooling around in society all day long, and he is lucky not to be the target of the crackdown. The daughter is only nine years old, has a good academic performance, and is very obedient at home, which makes people wonder if she is born to her second uncle.
The two children didn't know what game they were playing, running around the table, and they just collided with Song Weiyang, who entered the house.
The little girl looked up and said, "Happy New Year, cousin!"
"Well, take it and buy candy to eat. Song Weiyang took out the red envelope and gave it to his cousin.
"Thank you, cousin!" the little girl was very polite.
The little cousin was a little dumbfounded, and he didn't know how to say thank you, so he opened the red envelope directly to see how much money was inside.
Although Song Weiyang has a lot of complaints about his second uncle and second aunt, he likes their daughter very much. There's no way, the little cousin has a sweet mouth, and is well-behaved and obedient, not at all like her parents' own children, and belongs to the kind that everyone loves.
It's a pity that the little cousin will be cheated to death by her parents and brother.
In her last life, my little cousin was admitted to a key university very easily, and after graduation, she became a white-collar worker in a big city, and married a good husband who cared for her family. As a result, my brother was not angry, and every time he got into trouble, his parents would go into the city to ask her for money, and finally even forced her to sell her house to pay off her gambling debts.
The happy family of the little cousin was broken up alive in this way.
This dull little cousin in front of me is also very interesting, he can't shout, he doesn't know how to speak, and he will be hooked on video games in two years. From red and white machines, arcade machines, to computer games, I played all the way to the University of Electronic Science and Technology, and I made money by writing software before graduation. Not to mention, nerds, it's not outrageous. But he hadn't had a girlfriend until he was 28 years old, and his family was in a hurry, and he couldn't wait to bring him on a blind date as long as it was a woman, but this kid married Bai Fumei without saying a word.
The two little ones took the New Year's money and immediately ran to the small shop in the village to buy something.
"Boom!"
It didn't take long for a muffled noise to come from my grandmother's old house next door.
The little cousin ran into the house in a rage, with a lot of feces all over her body, and went to the old man to complain: "Grandpa, my brother blew up the pit and stained my new clothes!"
"Boom!"
Before the old man could speak, another muffled sound came.
The eldest uncle and second uncle, who were drinking tea and chatting, hurriedly ran out, and Song Weiyang also ran to see the excitement.
I saw my little cousin standing on the edge of the pit, holding two thumb-thick thunder cannons in his hands, and his trouser legs were full of, looking at the puddle of dung that had been blown open and gradually closed.
"Little bunny!" the uncle rushed over.
The little cousin didn't know to be afraid, so he directly took the thunder cannon in his hand, lit the fuse with a lighter, and threw it into the dung pit again.
"Bang!"
Another shot.
"Ahh
This time I blew the far away, and a lump flew directly to my uncle's mouth. The uncle couldn't care about beating the child, so he hurriedly reached out to wipe the feces, and was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit.
The little cousin took the opportunity to slip away, and the uncle hurriedly chased after him, and the father and son staged a good show of wits and courage.
It took a few minutes for the uncle to catch the little cousin back, and he was beaten up halfway.
"Fish, my fish," the little cousin struggled and shouted, "Dad, don't hit me, get that fish up!"
Well, the little cousin threw two more shots into the pond in the interval of escape, and successfully blew over a carp.
The uncle happened to come back with a girl and bumped into him, and said with a smile: "Yo, you two have had a very good year this year, and you fell into the pit together?"
The uncle didn't speak, went home and found a rope to come over, and hung the little cousin on the yellow kudzu tree to smoke.
Really, hang up and fight!
The little cousin didn't cry when he was beaten, and kept shouting: "Fish, my fish!"
"Hahahaha!"
Song Weiyang laughed loudly, he hadn't laughed so happily in a long time.
The brother-in-law used to persuade: "Brother, don't fight for the New Year, it's unlucky." ”
"It's good to be killed, little bunny. The uncle said that two more whips passed.
The little cousin is still shouting, "Fish, my fish!" Uncle, cousin, go to the pond and get my fish back!"
Uncle said angrily: "That's a fish raised by someone, and I want to find you to lose money!"
The little cousin finally begged for mercy: "Dad, I was wrong, next time I will blow it up in the river." ”
"Blow up a hammer! Lao Tzu will kill you!" the uncle was even more angry.
"Hahahaha!" Song Weiyang laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, why didn't he find his little cousin so interesting before.
After the uncle persuaded him, he stopped persuading, squatted next to Song Weiyang to watch the excitement, handed over a cigarette and said, "Yangyang, this is your little aunt." Her name is Tao Xiaohong and she works in a supply and marketing cooperative. ”
"Hello. Song Weiyang greeted him politely, there were too many little aunts, and he didn't know how long he could be in front of him.
Tao Xiaohong was dressed up a little charming, and there was a little rustic in the charm, and she didn't even wipe her blush, and said with a sweet smile: "Hello Yangyang, I often hear your brother-in-law mention you." ”
Song Weiyang smiled: "That definitely didn't say anything good about me." ”
"Your uncle said that you are amazing, you became a factory director before graduating from high school, and you saved the cannery. Tao Xiaohong spoke with a bit of admiration.
The old man finally took action to stop the hanging and beating over there, and stared back at Tao Xiaohong for a while, as if he felt that this girl was unreliable, like a big goblin, and walked away without saying a word.
After a while, the fried fish came to the door, and he didn't make a fuss, threw the half-dead carp into the basin, and said to the old man: "For the New Year, just give a few cents for good luck." ”
"Six cents and eight, all the way. "The old man will slip away.
The carp that suffered from the flying disaster had not yet gotten out of the pot, and suddenly the van of the canning factory drove up, and Yang Dexi, the director of the office, hurriedly got off the lane: "Chairman, no, General Manager Yang was beaten, and the dormitory where he lived was smashed!"