Chapter Seventy-Eight: Two Kicks
It was night, Wu Jin walked out of the house and walked in this white world. Looking at the stars in the sky, my heart is extraordinarily calm. It seems that he has had an epiphany, and he has become one with heaven and man.
"Smack!"
Outside the courtyard, a firecracker rang out. Wu Jin woke up.
"Damn, my heaven and man are one! It's just gone? How can it!"
Looking out of the yard angrily, a child was kicking his feet. Seeing this, Wu Jin's eyes lit up, he hadn't played two kicks for a long time. Isn't today a good opportunity?
"Oh, come here!" Wu Jin beckoned the child as gently as possible. The kid looked at Wu Jin with some fear, and moved his steps carefully, as if as long as Wu Jin made any out-of-the-ordinary moves, he would run away.
"Come here, I won't sell you again, I'm the grandson of this old grandfather, you don't have to be afraid. Eh, just come here. Don't be afraid. He didn't know how strange he was at the moment, like a child trafficker. Fortunately, this kid was bold and finally walked in front of Wu Jin. With big black and white eyes, he looked at Wu Jin innocently.
"Did you buy these firecrackers from the shop at the entrance of the village?" asked Wu Jin, pointing to a small box of firecrackers in the child's hand.
The kid didn't speak, just nodded vigorously.
"Let's buy some firecrackers and play together. Wu Jin picked up the child and ran to the small shop at the entrance of the village.
"Child, which family are you?"
"My house is right next to yours. ”
"Oh, what's your name, then?"
"My name is Wu Yuheng, the jade of jade, the balance of Heng. ”
"My name is Wu Jin, the progressive Jin, you can call me brother, I call you Yuheng. ”
"Hmm. ”
After buying a few boxes of small firecrackers, Wu Jin thought, how should I play with it?
"Yuheng, go, do you know where there's cow? Take me there. ”
"Brother, I know, it's right there. The little boy pointed to the dirt road outside the commissary. Well, now there are no paved cement roads in the countryside, and when the cattle are grazing, they just put it on the side of the road, so it is normal to have cow feces on the side of the road.
Two heads, one big and one small, came together, staring at the cow in front of them. Wu Jin lit a firecracker and threw it on the ice-cream-like cow dung, then pulled up Xiao Yuheng and ran away.
Looking back, the lump of cow was blown to pieces, and under the light of the commissary, there was a strange beauty or a sense of coolness.
"Hahahaha. Xiao Yuheng grabbed Wu Jin's arm and laughed out loud.
"Hahahaha. Infected by him, Wu Jin also laughed.
"Yuheng, you can try. ”
"I, I'm a little scared. ”
"Don't be afraid, this one is not dangerous. You can just throw it on it as soon as you click on it. Are you sure you don't want to give it a try yourself?" Wu Jin touched Xiao Yuheng's head and asked with a light smile.
"Well, I'm going to try. ”
"Haha, you wait for me, I'll buy you something. After saying that, Wu Jin ran into the commissary, then ran out with a long stick of incense and handed it to Yu Heng, "You don't need to use a lighter, use this incense." Wait a while, you put a firecracker on that poop, and then use this incense to light it, and then you run away. Do you understand?"
"Uh-huh. ”
Xiao Yuheng looked at Wu Jin and nodded happily.
"Go ahead. Wu Jin took out the hard old man machine and illuminated him. Although the mobile phone at this time does not have many functions, its hardness and light quality are very good. It's like a flashlight.
"Ah, hahahaha. ”
Wu Jin watched Xiao Yuheng squatt, and couldn't see how it was operated, only to see him after a while, shouting and jumping up and running towards Wu Jin.
"Peng. ”
Xiao Yuheng's eyes, which grabbed the corner of Wu Jin's clothes, were crooked with a smile, like two crescent moons, which was really beautiful.
The two played around for a while, and Wu Jin saw that the time was a little late, and he was afraid that his family would not be able to wait, so he sent him home first.
After doing this, Wu Jin went back to the commissary and bought a few two kicks. He had already remembered how he used to play with two kicks when he was a kid.
Find a place where there is no one, hold it casually with your right hand, light it with incense in your left hand, and then throw the second kick into the sky with all your strength, and you will see it flying in the air, and suddenly "dong" !! collapse in an unexpected direction. The "pop" exploded in the distance. Because the second kick is quite powerful, and it is not suitable for someone to play like this, Wu Jin sent Yuheng back first, and then played alone. (This is really dangerous, I think it's better not to try it.) )
"Smack!" "Peng!"
Second, the sound of kicking echoed through the village. In the darkness, a few lights seemed to be frightened and flickered.
"Huhu, how do I always feel that something is different in this life. ”
It's not the feeling that I'm different from my previous life after I succeed, but I feel faintly uneasy in my heart, and I seem to have a thorn in my heart all along.
"Forget it, it's so late, I'd better go back. ”
"Boss, how much is this. ”
"Ten bucks. ”
Wu Jin pinched a large handful of fairy sticks and walked home, which he specially brought back for his family to play.
"Mom and Dad, Grandpa, I'm back. ”
"Why did you go? You came back so late. Seeing Wu Jin pushing the door in, Wu's mother opened her mouth full of complaints and worries.
"I went out to play with firecrackers, and I can't do anything at home, so you don't have to worry. This is the fairy stick I bought for you, do you want to play with it?"
If it was Wu Jin in the previous life, he would definitely have a few words with his mother, but now that he has relived his life and become mature, Wu Jin has begun to get used to and even like his mother's nagging. So I just changed the subject at random.
"Don't change the topic, you say, are you going to put two kicks, don't deny it, the sound outside before is the sound of two kicks. I told you a long time ago, the second kick is too dangerous. Someone has had his skull blown off by a second kick before, why didn't you obey him? And he went to put it at night, you said, don't you want to live anymore? If you don't want to live, I'll help you. ”
As soon as it came to the safety of her son, Wu Ma turned into Detective Sherlock Holmes, and her reasoning was reasonable. And because she cared too much, her emotions were a little out of control, and her eyes were red, if it weren't for the fact that there were so many people here, she would have pounced on Wujin and beat her violently.
"Oh, Mom, don't be angry. I didn't buy the kind of two-kicker, it's not that powerful, it's inferior. How could I possibly joke with my own life?"
Because he was worried about his own safety, and he felt that his mother was worried, Wu Jin immediately explained.
That's right, it's just an inferior second kick, if it's an authentic second kick, Wu Jin really wouldn't dare to play like that. After all, his life is precious.
"That's not good, you are not allowed to put two kicks in the future, do you hear?" Today's martial mother is indeed a little excited, but it is understandable, after all, it is her own son.
"Well, good. Mom, Ziqing, do you want to play fairy sticks? Although Wu Jin, who is now thick-skinned, was severely reprimanded in front of a group of people, he still smiled and invited them to play fairy sticks together.
"Come, give me five. Wu Ma was a little embarrassed, and took the lead in breaking the embarrassing atmosphere.
"Brother, give me ten. Seeing that Wu Jin's mother was the first to ask for it, Wu Ziqing, who was already idle, immediately got up and reached out to Wu Jin to ask for a fairy stick.
Walking out of the door with Wu Jin and avoiding Wu's mother, Wu Ziqing asked softly, "Brother, did you really go to put the second kick just now?"
"Hmm. ”
"How did you put it?"
"I'll tell you, you set the second kick on fire at night and then threw it into the distant sky with all your might, and it worked very well. It's just that I don't recommend you to play, it's really dangerous, and if I didn't know that our second kickers here are not authentic and inferior, I wouldn't dare to play. ”
"Will that authentic second kick really blow up a person's skull?" Wu Ziqing was very curious.
"Of course, the last time I saw someone on the Internet blow up photos and write news. Therefore, cherish life and stay away from the second kick. Wu Jin said solemnly. He is really afraid that this chick who is not afraid of heaven and earth will run to play secretly.
"Okay, I'm not going to play. You think everyone is like a fool like you, not afraid of death. Wu Ziqing smiled and ran away.
"Hahaha. ”
"Brother, you look beautiful. Guo Zi shook the fairy stick in his hand vigorously.
"Hmm. ”
On this dark night, several brilliant fireworks flickered in the courtyard, which was particularly beautiful.