I know that the snow is heavy at night, and I hear the sound of breaking bamboo. It snowed at night, and it was surprisingly large, and the bamboo was not crushed, but the osmanthus trees in the yard were crushed, perhaps because this is the countryside, in the mountains. In Wu Jin's opinion, he should be worthy of what Li Bai said, the ground is white and cold, and the snowflakes are as big as hands.

"WOC, what are you crazy woman doing?" Wu Jin wiped away the snowball that exploded on his face, and then yelled at Wu Ziqing, who was standing in the snow and giggling.

"Smack. ”

"Hahahaha"

Another snowball exploded on Wu Jin's face, and the laughter grew louder and louder. When I looked closely, it turned out to be the bear child. Standing in the distance, spreading his little hands, he looked at Wu Jin blankly.

Wu Jin was really angry, bent down to hold the snow, pinched it at will, and blew it back hard. Of course, because he was still a bear child, it was impossible to slap him in the face, just blow up his clothes. After all, it hurts too much, he will inevitably cry, then Wu Jin will inevitably be scolded. Although Wu Jin is very angry, he will never let anger affect his reason.

"Hahaha. "I don't know what the brain circuit of the bear child is, I didn't laugh when I blew up Wu Jin before, but Wu Jin blew him up and laughed.

"Smack. ”

"Wu Jin, you dare to bomb me. Ah, little wind, let's blow him up together. ”

"Okay, sister. ”

“……………”

"Smack. ”

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………………

Wu Jin, who was sitting in the snow, was a little dizzy, and he didn't know if it was because he was too tired from fighting, or because he was beaten stupid. In short, Wu Jin felt that the whole world was a white expanse, full of snowflakes. Isn't it snowing today?

"Haha, Wujin, you won't be stupid, right?"

You're not going to be stupid, are you?

You can't be stupid, right?

Wouldn't it be silly?

Silly, right?

………

A burst of echoes sounded in Wu Jin's ears, looking at Wu Ziqing, who was close to him, Wu Jin subconsciously grabbed a handful of snow and smashed it at her.

"Ahh

"Don't blow up, I admit defeat, I admit defeat. Wu Jin, who came to his senses, immediately begged for mercy. Alas, this one person still can't beat two people. The hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, and when I find a good opportunity, I will definitely let you call Dad. Hum!

"You throw in the towel?"

"Yes, yes, I throw in the towel. ”

"Well, you're going to send me a present. ”

"Whew, what do you want?"

"I want you to sign the book for me. ”

"Good. ”

"You're going to give me the New Year's money. ”

"Good. ”

"Hmph, then I'll let you go. ”

After saying that, the little girl walked into the house with a smug face. Wu Jin looked at the back of this chick, and his face was really a little distorted. Although she was also lively in her previous life, she was just lively, how could she be so wild?

It's really pitiful, he saw that it was snowing, so he got up early, wanting to learn the poems of the ancients and cultivate his sentiments, but he never thought about being bullied.

He got up and patted his clothes, shaking off all the snowflakes. Then he walked into the house with a calm face, and he definitely couldn't let them know that he was so embarrassed, hmph, I was a handsome martial artist. I thought I was handsome and took a figure-eight step.

Let that little brother play in the snow by himself.

"Jinzi, are you having a convulsion?Why are you walking like this?" Wu Ma, who was holding a rolling pin, looked at Wu Jin who walked in suspiciously.

“……………”

His face twitched violently, and Wu Jin quickly adjusted and returned to normal.

And Wu Ziqing, who was sitting on the sofa eating oranges, also looked pensive. Could it be, I beat him up? If so, wow, he must be so cute. It must be in line with the soft cuteness.

"Mom, what are you doing here?"

"I'm going to make dumpling buns?"

"Eh, I'm going to learn. It's easy to make for Xiaozi in the future, she likes what I make. "Wu Jin suddenly got a very useful skill.

"Okay, let's go, it's rare that you'll have such an idea. ”

Half an hour later, Wu Jin came out angrily, sat on the sofa, and nibbled on the apple without saying a word.

"What's wrong?" Wu Ziqing leaned over and poked Wu Jin's shoulder with her elbow.

"Hmph, I can't learn. ”

"What's the matter? You have to learn to persevere, only by persevering can you succeed, young man, I am optimistic about you." Go back and learn. ”

"But my mom always laughed at me. ”

"What are you laughing at?"

"Laugh at my dumplings for being rice balls!"

"Huh? Listening to Wu Jin's words, Wu Ziqing laughed so much that she lay on the sofa.

"Smack. Wu Jin was a little annoyed and angry, and raised his hand to slap the round ass of this chick. Not to mention, it feels pretty good.

"Ahh

"Hmph, you little brat, what are you afraid of?"

Wu Jin finally found out how to deal with his cousin, who was a headache. Although it is said that the means are a little obscene, but well, black cats and white cats, those who can catch mice are good cats. This is what the great man of the country said, and we must be convinced of it and stick to our belief for a hundred years.

"You, you, I'm going to tell your mother! Wu Jin's eyes were quick, and he immediately covered her mouth to prevent her from shouting and screaming, otherwise she would not have been plucked out of her skin?

"Don't scream, I'll let go. Blink if you say yes, blink twice if you don't. Wu Jin looked at this little girl with a blushing face and blinked her eyes twice.

"Do you agree?" Seeing Wu Jin's reaction, the girl froze for a moment, and then blinked vigorously. Seeing this, Wu Jin slowly let go of his hand.

"Huhu, why are you so strange? Everyone else promises to blink twice, why don't you agree to blink twice. You're such a weirdo!"

"It's weird, it's just that the habits are different. ”

"Hmph! I comforted you kindly, but I didn't expect you to do this to me. Wu Ziqing's big eyes were full of naked threats.

"Well, tell me, what do you want?" Seeing her like this, I knew that she was going to blackmail again.

"You buy me an MP3. Wu Ziqing leaned on Wu Jin's shoulder and asked in a gentle tone.

"Well, good. ”

"Yes, brother, you're so nice. ”

"..............." This girl's face really changes. Shaking his head helplessly, Wu Jin touched a few candies on the plate, peeled the candy paper and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Brother, tell me about your college life. ”

"Well, college life is really comfortable. There is no morning self-study, no evening self-study, and no more than ten classes per week. Except for the final exam, there is almost no homework at other times. You can also fall in love and sleep outside, as long as your roommate is helpful. ”

"Wow, is that good? I really want to graduate now, and then go to college, to find my Prince Charming, who must be the hero of the world like the Monkey King in your book. ”

Why does every woman have such a daydream? No matter how high the IQ is, how sensible they are, no matter how low the IQ is, and how stupid they are, this dream seems to be embedded in their genes. Just like a boy will believe that he will definitely find a beautiful girlfriend, and then get married and have children Well, in this matter, men are not much better than women.

"There will be no such men in reality, and even if there are, they will change when they grow up. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many people who would cry and tear their hearts when they watch "The Legend of Wukong". So, you have to be a little bit less demanding, you can't ask for that much. ”

Wu Ziqing was still immersed in her own fantasies, and suddenly, Wu Jin splashed a bucket of cold water on her body with a "bang". Not to mention how collapsed and sour it was, his face was frozen, and his body was frozen there.

"me off, ah! Are you sick, do you understand romance? Aren't you a writer? Are all those books fake?" The expression on Wu Ziqing's face gradually changed, and it turned into a fierce face. It's beautiful.

"Eh, I'm not afraid that your conditions are too high and you can't find a man? Let me tell you, don't think about being better than yourself in every aspect when you find a boyfriend in the future, so you won't find a boyfriend. It's like there are eight exams, and if he is a little higher than you in each of them, then the total score will be much higher than yours. ”

"On my terms, there will be men who are many points higher than me?"

"Me. ”

"You get out of !! for me" finally couldn't stand Wu Jin's ugly face, and stood up and kicked Wu Jin.

"Hahaha, you can't kick me, you can't kick me. Wu Jin deftly dodged.

"Smack"

Seeing that Wu Ziqing couldn't kick it, he directly picked up the apple on the table and smashed it on Wu Jin's chest.

“……………”