Chapter 152: How to Learn?
As soon as my mother-in-law said this, I, Lao Bai, and Wu Lingna replied in unison: "I heard it clearly!"
And Xiao Hei, who was choking up while wiping his tears, also replied: "Listen, hear clearly." ”
The mother-in-law took the feather duster in her hand, and then said: "Now let go of everything you are doing, there is no excuse, no reason, let me learn from death, understand?"
"Got it!"
"Well, that's good, let's go and study separately. ”
After the mother-in-law finished speaking, she walked upstairs.
When my mother-in-law left, I stretched out my hands to everyone and said, "Yes, what should I do now?"
Wu Lingna waved her hand without pressure and said: "Then study, anyway, my grades are not bad, and it is no problem to enter the top ten in the class, as for you, ask for more blessings." ”
As soon as Wu Lingna said this, Lao Bai hurriedly said flatteringly: "Sister Nana, I usually ...... to you"
Before she finished speaking, Wu Lingna hurriedly interrupted: "Don't come to this set, this time the family is playing for real, who dares to help cheat, usually when you are allowed to study, a few of you patronize to watch the girl, and now you still want to cheat, it's a shame, the three of you slowly discussed, I went upstairs to sleep." ”
As she spoke, Wu Lingna was like a little rabbit, bouncing and disappearing.
Lao Bai made a bitter face, looked at me and Xiao Hei and said: "It's good now, it's over directly, it seems that we can't go back." ”
I waved my hand and said, "Don't be so pessimistic, Wu Lingna refuses to help, don't we still have so many brothers? ”
Xiao Heiyi, who was still stained with tears, shook his head and said: "Boss, you are wrong, Xiao Fat and their minds are not on studying at all now, he and the prince take our group of brothers every day to ponder the sword formation, and their academic performance has plummeted, and they can't mention it at all." ”
As soon as I heard this, my heart suddenly cooled for a while, I let them practice the sword formation, and I didn't say that they would delay their studies.
I shook my head and said, "Forget it, instead of pinning our hopes on others, it's better to read the book by ourselves, anyway, there is still a week before the exam, I don't believe that with our own strength, we can't compare to these mortals!"
Lao Bai rolled his eyes and said, "Boss, your approach is no different from suicide." ”
I rolled my eyes and said, "Don't say these frustrating words, by the way, Li Quan's matter, how did you do?"
Lao Bai smiled and nodded: "Boss, aren't you still at ease about my errands?" With our support and Li Quan's many years of experience in the rivers and lakes, in just one month, Li Quan has become a well-known figure in this city. ”
I nodded and said, "Well, then ask Li Quan out for me another day, and I'll have a good talk with him." ”
Hey, obviously I still have a lot of things to deal with when I come back, but it's okay now, I don't have to force us to study, but it's only a week, and this delay will be delayed, who made me a student now.
In the next few days, I was completely addicted to my studies, and it also confirmed what Lao Bai said, I did this as if I committed suicide. I also found out for the first time, it turns out that I really don't read this piece of material, what kind of binary equations of God, all kinds of English words, and what kind of air currents, I feel that I am not familiar with them at all, and I have to communicate with them shamelessly, and after communicating with them, people ignore me at all, so that my fragile heart has been hit hard again.
This also made me understand that it is really not easy to study, and those students with good grades are really good, at least much better than me!
In the past few days, I feel that I have gone crazy, closing my eyes is all kinds of equations, waking up is a lot of English words and having to memorize, a few days of torture, the whole person has lost a circle, not to mention the thin, this learning effect is stunned not to improve at all, but also regressed a lot.
On this day, when I took Xiao Ming's mother out to buy vegetables, and then Xiao Ming came home and found that he didn't bring the key, and then Xiao Ming went to the vegetable market to find his mother, and his mother came back to the vegetable market and asked when the two met.
When I found Xiao Hei and Lao Bai for advice, Xiao Hei and Lao Bai were also crazy.
Xiao Hei said: "Why is this Xiao Ming again, can't he change someone? Just he has a lot of things to do in a day, boss, look at it, a few of our math problems have nothing to do with him, one moment it is a chicken farm, and another time it is a pond to release water, damn, it's idle to do nothing!"
Lao Bai took the topic, looked for a formula, and made a draft for about ten minutes, and finally dropped the pen, stood up and shouted: "This Xiao Ming, just a lack of heart, I don't know how to call his mother, or find someone to open the door, I have to go out to find it, find a fart!"
I shook my head at the two who were almost crazy, and said, "Will you two be able to?"
The two said in unison: "No!"
I shook my head helplessly and said: "Yes, I can't even do this kind of simple question, we are really dead this time, I have learned it in the past few days, and I have really exhausted all the methods, but the effect is not as good as one day at a time, how about the two of you?"
Lao Bai shook his head and said: "It's better not to learn than not to learn, I found out for the first time that I was so stupid!"
Xiao Hei also said: "It's even more difficult than cultivation, I really didn't expect that this mortal question would be so brain-consuming." ”
Learning is not an overnight thing, it seems that this road will not work well in a short period of time by relying on yourself to study hard and get good grades.
Lao Bai looked at me anxiously and said, "Boss, I said you have to think of a way, the exam will be in two days, our level, let alone entering the top ten, even if you don't take the countdown, it's difficult!"
I waved my hand and said, "I'm also in a hurry, you only need to be in the top ten, and I'm going to take the first exam, but what can I do now, I can't tear down the school." ”
As soon as I said this, Xiao Hei's eyes lit up and he shouted, "Yes, boss, won't we just tear down the school and it's over? ”
I took the exercise book in my hand, smashed it on the little black head, and scolded: "What if you want to come out and tear down the school and hurt other students? Even if we don't hurt people, what will happen after the demolition? We can demolish it, but we won't build it, can we afford to pay for it?"
Xiao Hei said with a bitter face: "Then what should we do, now it's really called the heavens and the earth, and we can't learn it, if we don't learn, we can't go home, are we really waiting for death like this?"
Lao Bai took a book and said to himself: "Hey, if I can eat this book directly, and the knowledge on it can be copied directly in my mind, it will be no problem." ”
Hearing Lao Bai say this, my mind suddenly flashed, and then I said: "This method is good." ”
Lao Bai looked at me and was stunned: "Boss, you have gone to the cracks here, your appearance has changed, and you can even eat books?"
I waved my hand and said, "I haven't learned the ability to eat books, but have you forgotten that we can steal the memories of mortals, let's just find a classmate with the best grades and engrave all his memories of learning in our minds, isn't this the end of the matter?"
As soon as these words came out, Lao Bai and Xiao Hei were stunned for a full three seconds, and then shouted: "Wouldn't it be over if you said it earlier?
Lao Bai cocked his thumb and said: "It's still the boss, you have a way, let's do it, first, it doesn't hurt ordinary people, and second, it's not cheating, anyway, it's all in our own heads, it's just a different way to learn, and the family will definitely not find fault." ”
I smiled and nodded: "There are policies and countermeasures, but there is still a question, whose one is better for us to copy?"
Xiao Hei slapped the table and said, "Of course it's a copy of the teacher, his question, is it possible that he doesn't know it himself?"
Lao Bai rolled his eyes and said: "No, if you do too well in the exam, it is easy to arouse suspicion, if we want to do it, we must do it like a little, not only to achieve the goal, but also to create an illusion at home, that is, what should be right is all right, and what should be wrong is also wrong, the group of old men in the family are so shrewd, if you do everything right, it will be strange if they don't find out." ”
Xiao Heiyi shook his head and said, "Then how do we know, what questions should be right and what questions should be wrong?"
Lao Bai smiled: "So the goal of our copying cannot be the teacher, but on other students, as long as it is a student, no matter how powerful he is, there will always be something wrong, and where he makes a mistake, it happens to be the best means for us to hide the truth." ”
Xiao Hei was confused when he heard it, shook his head and said, "Yes, I don't understand it anyway, what do you say, what should I do." ”
I have to say that Lao Bai's brain is really good, what he thinks, even I didn't expect it, I said to Lao Bai: "Is there a suitable candidate?"
Lao Bai smiled: "Of course there is, and the object of our three copies must not be one person, otherwise the questions that are done right and wrong are the same, which will definitely arouse suspicion." Boss, the object you copy must be the first place in the whole grade, so that you can have a chance to be the first in our class, and Xiao Hei and I only need to copy the first and second places in our class. ”
Lao Bai's words made me feel excited for a while, and then said, "Who is the first in the whole grade?"
Lao Bai smiled bitterly: "Boss, you may not be very kind to see this person." ”
I waved my hand and said, "It's one thing to see him or not, I'm just copying his memories of learning, who cares so much, who is it, don't sell it." ”
Lao Bai shook his head and said, "Lin Feng!"
As soon as I heard these two words, I felt like I had blown up my hair, and exclaimed, "It's just such a thing, and it's still the first in the class?"
Lao Bai smiled helplessly and nodded: "Yes, and it just so happens that he is not in our class, so if you copy his memory, boss, the first in our class, you will be nine out of ten." ”
Damn, it's just such a thing, and your academic performance is still so good?
I waved my hand and said, "Isn't it possible for others?" ”
Lao Bai waved his hand and said: "The second is Chen Wanyi, and the third is Huang Xu, it just so happens that these two are in our class, so if you want to take the first place, boss, you really have to copy Lin Feng." ”
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