I hurriedly said, "Yes, why not." You see, now that you two haven't done much, people are starting to care about you, and if she is not interesting to you, they will let you come back and check your nerves. ”

Originally, I was amusing Wu Dao when I said this, but who knew that this kid actually really believed it, and he wiped his cockscomb head with high spirits, and said proudly: "I'll just say, and there are people who are not moved by my prosperous appearance?"

Hey, don't dare to speak loudly, afraid of the person in the dream, this kid is really a little too confident, as soon as he says this, I don't know how to answer.

Wudao then said: "Hey, no, if she was really interesting to me, then she wouldn't have said a word to me just now." ”

I smiled and said, "Don't girls have to be reserved and reserved? The more you like it, the more you have to pretend to be indifferent, this is all a routine, in vain you are still so handsome, such a simple truth, don't you understand?"

Wudao suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case, okay, then next time I take the initiative, I still don't believe it, she can still insist!"

I forced a smile and nodded: "Yes, next time you are using dim sum, use your enthusiasm to melt her, and I am sure to conquer this Xia Xiaoyu." ”

Wudao nodded and said: "Well, good buddy, when you say this, I am more confident!"

Wu Lingna listened to the conversation between the two of us, her head was about to shake into a rattle, and then she said, "Okay, don't mess around, let's go back." ”

This way of chattering, we returned home, this push open the door, the situation at home can change greatly, and the last time I went to Yunshanmen to come back, the last time was messy, this time it was spotless.

But there are some differences, there are layers of books in the living room, Xiao Hei and Lao Bai have white strips of cloth tied to their heads, and the word struggle is written on the strips, and the two are wearing headphones, and they don't know what to write in front of this pile of books, and even when we come back, they don't find it at all.

I walked up to him softly and yelled, "What are you two doing?"

This roar, Lao Bai and Xiao Hei were so frightened that they jumped up directly, when they saw that it was me, their eyes were full of joy, and Lao Bai hurriedly said: "Boss, are you back?"

I smiled and said, "Aren't you back? You two suddenly found out in your conscience, and you have to study hard?"

Xiao Hei said with a bitter face: " Boss, you still have the face to say, you said that you go to a crack and forget it, you have to get that group of old men too, now it's okay, the two old men of our family learned from the king that we were going to take the final exam, and came directly to the yang world to ask us how our academic performance was, you said that we followed you all day long, and studied and learned a fart, I didn't dare to say it at all, this is good, my father and Lao Bai's father gave us a death order, this exam must be in the top ten of the class, and absolutely no mana, if you can't pass the exam, you will tell us not to go back. ”

What do you mean by fooling around with me, but the two of them are really miserable enough, in the top ten?

At the level of Lao Bai and Xiao Hei, it is good not to be at the bottom of the class, and it is still in the top ten, which is simply fantastic!

But when I heard them say this, I was also a little curious, how did my dad know that the exam was coming?

I then said, "How did my dad know that we were about to take exams? ”

Lao Bai took over and said: "It was Xu Qianqian who told him, boss, you have taken such a long leave, Xu Qianqian called directly to the house to ask, and it happened that the king also used the round light technique to find you that day, and then the two of them had a home visit on the phone." ”

Oh, this thing is also coincidental enough, so that Xu Qianqian can talk to my father!

Lao Bai suddenly gave me a thumbs up and said, "Boss, this matter is well done, our underworld is in the crack this time, and it can be regarded as out of the limelight." ”

I smiled and waved my hand, "It has nothing to do with me, I didn't know how the old men in my family came that day, and I didn't think about letting them come at first." ”

Lao Bai smiled: "It was Di Ting who called them." ”

No wonder I said that as soon as I woke up, the beast was gone, and I immediately said, "Did you hear it back?"

Lao Bai continued: "Not yet, after you were captured by the old woman of the Jin family, Di Ting was also injured, but he desperately ran back to the underworld and told the matter to the Bodhisattva King of the Dizang, this is good, all the underworld is dispatched, and the king directly said that this time he is going to play them to death, so with so many people, he will go to find you in the cracks." Di Ting is still recuperating from his injuries at the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and it is estimated that it will not be long before he returns. ”

Hey, it seems that it is not without benefit to go out with a beast, and when Di comes back, I will thank him well.

Xiao Hei said with a bitter face: "You two are really in a good attitude, you are burning your eyebrows, and you are still in the mood to talk nonsense here, you are not afraid that you will not be able to go back?"

I smiled and nodded: "Yes, you two hurry up and study, otherwise when the holiday is over, you two won't be able to go back to the underworld, I'll go upstairs to rest first, come on, come on!"

Lao Bai hurriedly stopped me and said: "Boss, don't be happy first, my father said, the king said that you, as his son, must be very good, so that you must be the first in the class in this exam, otherwise you don't want to go back, the king can't afford to lose this person." ”

Damn, what's this kidding me?

I hurriedly waved my hand and said: "Brothers are brothers, but you have to talk nonsense, but you will go to hell with your tongue, no matter how stupid my father is, he will not be stupid enough to let his son and me take the first place in the exam." ”

Xiao Hei raised his hand and swore: "The conscience of heaven and earth, if I tell a lie, I will definitely fall into hell forever and never be reborn." ”

Such a poisonous oath, he dared to make both of them, it seems that he didn't lie to me. I looked at the pile of books, shook my head, and said, "Aren't these old guys in the family crazy, how can we take care of our studies? Aren't we here to do big things?

Lao Bai clapped his hands and said: "Boss, this is really right, originally the family didn't care about us studying, but the kid from the Song Palace's royal family, Song Yongchang, didn't do anything when he came to the yang world, so he fell in love with learning." All of a sudden, he took the first place in the city, and he was so happy that King Song couldn't close his mouth, showing off with the other Hades, this is good, and the rest of the Hades are not happy, especially your father, tell King Song Dianwang directly, what is the great thing about the first, my son can do it. I heard that I also made a bet with King Song Dian, and it works up and down, which is good, my dad and they also follow suit, and they have also affected us!"

It's just naïve, how big is his father, what is it to compare with others, isn't it clear how many pounds and taels his son has?

I lifted the books piled up on the table, and said to Lao Bai and Xiao Hei: "Learn a fart, how they want to play, it's their business, let's not be a victim, let me tell you, how to take the test, if you don't let us go back, we won't go back, what a big deal!"

Xiao Hei pulled the strip of white cloth with the word struggle written on his head and shouted: "Boss urine, I won't learn it, Lao Bai has to pull me to learn together, why should we be sacrificed." ”

As soon as Xiao Hei said this, suddenly something was wrong with Lao Bai, who was originally standing next to me, but he sat down at once, holding a pen in his hand, looking extremely serious, and said: "Hey, how should this equation be calculated?"

Lao Bai's sudden change made me wonder, and I hurriedly said to Lao Bai: "What are you nervous about? I'm talking to you about serious things." ”

Lao Bai suddenly raised the pen in his hand and said to me: "Boss, can you be quiet? I'm studying!"

As I spoke, the pen in my hand was still swaying in one direction from time to time, and I looked in the direction of the pen in Lao Bai's hand, and suddenly a terrifying murderous aura came to my face.

The mother-in-law, who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, was slowly walking towards us with a bright feather duster in her hand.

I secretly said that it was not good, so I hurriedly hooked down and began to pick up the books that I had gotten to the ground, and shouted while cleaning me up: "Xiao Hei, who told you to throw the books around, these are all knowledge." ”

Xiao Hei, who hadn't yet felt that the danger was coming, was stunned when he heard my words, scratched his head and said, "Boss, what are you talking about? Didn't we say that we should not learn?

My mother-in-law got closer and closer, and I slammed the book hard, and said righteously: "Who said that I can't learn? ”

As soon as Xiao Hei heard what I said, he was happy and said, "Boss, you won't be a nervous disorder, right, study? Learn to ..... ....."

When Xiao Hei said to the end, his voice became smaller and smaller, but his eyes became wider and wider, and the murderous mother-in-law was already standing in front of Xiao Hei at this time, and Xiao Hei was almost stupid!

The feather duster in the mother-in-law's hand shook in front of Xiao Hei's eyes, and said with a kind smile: "Good grandson, what did you just say?"

Xiao Hei was covered in a cold sweat, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, I didn't say anything." ”

"Stinky boy! As a student, you don't study hard, what do you want?

As she spoke, the feather duster in her mother-in-law's hand was not polite at all, and she beat Xiao Hei all over the room.

I only saw Xiao Hei running around the house, and shouted as he ran: "Mother-in-law, I was wrong! I don't dare, I don't dare, I learn, I learn from the dead, you start to light, it hurts, it hurts." ”

Hey, brother, I'm sorry, in this situation, if I don't pull you into the water, I'll die.

Half an hour later, the three of us stood in front of my mother-in-law with Wu Lingna, who was holding a half-shaved feather duster in her hand, and lectured me: "A few of you have heard it clearly to me, this time in the exam, no cheating, no mana, you must rely on your own strength to get a good ranking back, if anyone loses someone, hehe, don't blame your mother-in-law for being ruthless, have you heard clearly?"

(Education 123 Literature Network)