Word machine gun?

Yao Yi doesn't remember when she had such a nickname.

Don't guess, it must have something to do with Yu Weiwen's kid.

Not to mention, it's a bit of an interesting nickname.

Based on the derivation method in word formation, the words with the same root and affix are memorized in series, and a string is memorized one at a time, which is quite a bit of a machine-gun strafing the enemy's feelings, just listening to this name, it is much better than a nail and a pit "sniper gun-style" word memory.

What's more, the name is easy to promote.

It's a time when you're afraid of deep alleys, and sometimes a catchy name and a catchphrase are more important than quality content.

Yao Yi renamed the derivation method to "word deduction method" in order to rub off on the popularity of "basic deduction", but the popular British drama "Sherlock" will not be launched until next year, and at present, Sherlock Holmes's basic deduction method is still a niche term.

But machine guns are different, thanks to the perennial dominance of anti-Japanese dramas over the years, everyone knows what machine guns look like and what they have.

Closer to home, the name Machine Gun is easy to understand, novel and interesting, and easy to remember. In the distance, it can still arouse a little anger, think about it, the machine gun in the TV series is used to fight the Japanese devils, and the word machine gun is an English word invented by the foreign devils.

It is no exaggeration to say that the nickname that Yu Weiwen came up with alone is worth far more than the thousand yuan in the envelope.

It's worth the money!

However, how did this guy leak his private number?

In the blink of an eye, Yao Yi had already guessed the reason for receiving this call.

At about 6 o'clock in the afternoon, Yu Weiwen called to ask about a few basic splits in word deduction, and specifically asked Yao Yi if there were any long words that were very complex and could be broken up and memorized by word formation.

At that time, Yao Yi expected that Yu Weiwen wanted to innovate in the content of the leaflet, and thought that he could see Yu Weiwen's real performance without interference, so he didn't ask much.

I never thought that this guy would print his phone number on a flyer without permission!

Maybe in Yu Weiwen's opinion, this matter is insignificant, but it really makes Yao Yi a little unhappy. First, Yao Yi's identity is special, and the leakage of a private number may bring a lot of unnecessary trouble. Second, it is a good thing that Yu Weiwen has outstanding action, but the habit of cutting first and then playing is not advisable, and poor communication can easily bury various hidden dangers.

However, this matter is understandable, after all, Yu Weiwen has not yet gotten rid of the mentality and thinking of students when he first entered the workplace. Besides, everyone has shortcomings, and Yao Yi didn't expect to pull someone casually to be a perfect almighty little brother.

Keep this in mind for the time being, and just give it a beating when the time is right.

The girl on the other end of the phone couldn't hear a response for a long time, and couldn't help muttering: "Strange, didn't dial the wrong number?

Yao Yi cleared his throat and replied in a soothing and magnetic bass: "Well, hello. ”

The girl seemed to have forgotten her intention to make the call, was stunned for a while, and said, "You have such a nice voice." ”

"Thank you. Yao Yi was a little proud, this had taken a lot of effort to practice.

Many people, including Yao Yi in the past, think that the voice of speaking and singing is innate, but in fact, the voice can be practiced, although it is impossible to practice the "singing voice kissed by angels", but it is not necessary to practice to the extent that the opposite sex is red-faced and red-eared.

"Excuse me, how do you have my number?"

"Your number is written on the bounty slip. ”

"Bounty list?"

Yao Yi was shocked, Yu Weiwen also gave him a bounty?

What, to make him the One Piece of the new century?

"Ah, it's not a bounty sheet, it's a flyer, and the boys in the class say it's a bounty list, uh, a slip of the tongue. The girl quickly changed her words and said the flyer incident that caused a sensation in the grade.

After listening to her explanation, Yao Yi had to say that Yu Weiwen is really a sales genius, in the morning Yao Yi asked him to innovate the way the flyers were distributed, and in the evening, he could think of such an interesting and effective way for students to grab flyers.

It's always best if you don't get it, and students may not be able to read a flyer with one flyer per person, but a flyer posted on the classroom door with only one flyer in the class, even if it is out of curiosity or to join in the fun, many students will come forward to watch.

The memories of high school are too long for Yao Yi, but he still remembers the dullness and monotony of high school. It is precisely because of the boring and monotonous that there are always endless scandals and rumors in middle school, and a joke that everyone knows can be told for three years, and they will never get tired of it.

For no other reason, it's too boring.

In the flyer designed by Yu Weiwen, whether it is the reward mechanism for answering questions with prizes, or silicosis, a rare word that has no friends, it can become a conversation among high school students after dinner.

It is conceivable that after these 30 "bounty sheets" are posted, many students will unconsciously become Yu Weiwen's "water army", stirring up the heat of the two topics of "word machine gun" and "bounty list". And the fun graffiti and word-forming skills on the reverse side of the flyer will also spread more and more.

How much did it cost to buy so many sailors? The leaflet was clearly written: 600 yuan.

Perhaps Yu Weiwen himself didn't realize how wonderful his trick was, but Yao Yi believes that with his action and imagination, it is no coincidence that he came up with this strange move.

In this way, after a few years, Xiaoyu's ex-girlfriend will regret it, because she looked away and regarded the red-crowned koi as a salted fish.

It is also thanks to her that she has no beads in her eyes that she sent a right-hand man like Yu Weiwen to Yao's pocket. The more Yao Yi thought about it, the happier he became, and there was no joy on his face, but his heart blossomed, and the slight unhappiness caused by the leakage of his private number was washed away.

"Then, did I make the wrong call?" After the girl explained, seeing that Yao Yi didn't know anything about it, she thought that the flyer had printed the wrong number.

"No, that's right, I'm the creator of the word deduction method, that is, the word machine gun. Yao Yi shamelessly put the name of the founder on himself, and asked with a smile, "Excuse me, classmate, have you called to consult, or have you already found a split method of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and want to receive the bonus?"

"That's how it was pronounced. The girl exclaimed, "That's amazing! Our English teacher can't read the dictionary!"

You can't really blame him for not being able to pronounce it, this word looks like a tongue twister, and you may not be able to pronounce it well if you find a British and American devil, Yao Yi can pronounce it smoothly, that's because when he played truth or dare (truth or dare) during his study abroad in the United States, he pronounced this word a hundred times in public.

The girl continued: "I don't know how to dismantle that word, I'm here to consult, I think it's very interesting to dismantle the word like this, and it's easy to remember after dismantling, I want to learn this!"