155, small turtle dove
Li Lan can drink liquor, but on occasions with many people, he can't stand it, so at this moment, someone came out to play a round, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, auntie." ”
My aunt said, "Eat more vegetables and drink less." ”
"Got it, auntie, you can eat too. ”
Li Lan's rule of drinking is to follow his Lao Tzu, clear the customs, and toast one by one from the beginning of the older generation.
Here, he is the youngest, so naturally he doesn't wait for the elders to serve wine, he first serves a glass to an old man with a scruffy beard, according to his generation, this is her mother's cousin, he doesn't know what to call it, so he simply said casually, "Master, I toast you." ”
The old man waved his hand and said happily, "Sit down, sit down, don't stand." ”
Without waiting for Li Ran to finish the beer, he grunted, and the liquor in the cup had already entered his stomach.
The man next to him, "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables, it's early." ”
"Drink with him, refreshing. ”
Every time Li Lao Er came back, he didn't have to say anything about the wine, and he never dragged mud and water, which was very popular with everyone.
Li Lan saluted one by one, and the three tables, men and women, old and young, he fell one by one, drank and drank, and began to shake.
He Long helped him and said, "Take it easy, drink less, otherwise your mother will still scold me in her ears, and I don't want to invite this disaster." ”
Li Lan's eyes were blurred, and his tongue was a little big, "Uncle, you underestimate me, at my level, drinking a box is not like playing." ”
He Long understands, "In terms of the amount of alcohol, you will probably be able to turn over your Lao Tzu a long time ago, but in terms of the level of blowing water, you are still too far behind." ”
"Well, then. Li Lan couldn't get off the table.
One after another, some older people, as well as those who are not good at drinking, came down from the table consciously, and those who stayed on the table felt that they were worthy of a fight.
Even Li Lan himself had the illusion that he could drink again, and he was reluctant to get off the table because there were too many soul characters with cowhides, and he liked to listen to them.
Drinking until twelve o'clock at night, everyone still wore big cotton jackets and drank under the lamp at the door, and finally the old lady couldn't see it and coaxed everyone away.
Li Lan ran to the toilet, his face was not washed, his feet were not washed, and he fell asleep when he went back to the house and lay on the kang.
When I got up the next day, it was only seven o'clock, and the sun was already high.
His throat and eyes were so hot and uncomfortable that he wanted to spit out, but he couldn't.
The old aunt complained to the Fang family's aunt and said, "Look at the children you drink, there is no score." ”
As he spoke, he handed Li Ran the toothbrush that had squeezed the toothpaste and the water cup filled with water.
Li Lan took it with a smile and said, "Auntie, I'm not an outsider, I really don't dare to come next time if you are like this." ”
Aunt Fang said, "The older your aunt gets, the more idle she becomes, you have to find some work for her, like before, she was not in good health, and if she wanted her to squeeze toothpaste for you, she didn't have a chance." ”
The old lady said, "Yes, yes." ”
Li Lan brushed his teeth, washed his face, and felt a little more comfortable after being hungry for a bowl of porridge.
He Long crouched in the doorway, holding a bicycle strip and stuffing gunpowder and gravel into the earthen gun.
The gunpowder was deducted from the cardboard of the gun, a section of gunpowder was stuffed, and a few grains of grit were added.
Li Lan said, "This thing is not illegal, I remember playing with it when I was a child, and now there are still people who sell guns?"
He Long said, "The previous inventory has not been sold on the market for a long time, and it is not illegal to break the law." ”
As he spoke, he took out a small notebook from his pocket, "See, the hunting license given by the Forestry Bureau, but it's not interesting, now I can only use the powder gun secretly, make do with it." ”
Li Ran asked, "You want to run up the mountain?"
In some villages, guns can be held, semi-automatic rifles, but once the hunting season is over, they must be handed over to the police station, and it is impossible to put them in their own homes, so most of the mountain people have earthen guns in their hands, or they are secretly made.
He hasn't been here once or twice, and every time he either runs in the mountains or swims in the river, and he is idle for a day, so at this moment, when he sees his uncle playing with guns, he can't help but be excited.
He Long said, "You go, I'll try my luck, the more people there are, the more chaotic it is, now is an extraordinary period, it's not as good as before, if you enter the bureau with me, your mother will have to tear me up." ”
Li Lan spread his hands, "Yes, you really treat me like a child." ”
He Long patted him on the shoulder, "Wait, pheasant stew mushrooms at noon, I'll go find pheasants, you go find mushrooms, the division of labor is clear." ”
As he said, he took no one with him, but carried a gun and a bag of gravel, steel balls, and gunpowder around his waist.
The old girl came out of the house with a basket, and Li Lan naturally followed her and went to the old forest.
In summer, the hillside is full of wildflowers, purple and red, and lush trees, stepping on the fertile soil formed by thick rotten wood and fallen leaves, stepping on it as if stepping on a soft sofa cushion.
Taking a deep breath, he thought a little pervertedly, how could he like this rotten smell in the primeval forest, sandwiched in the fresh air, which made people fascinated.
The mushrooms and mushrooms hidden in the grass and under the roots of the trees were all over the mountains, and he was stunned, and the old aunt and the women next to him had already picked several handfuls.
The old aunt said, "It rained half of the rain last year, and the mountain went down, and there was not a drop on the mountain." ”
The mushroom pickers are either women or daughters-in-law, some of them are young cubs who have just learned to run, and the older children are all tied up in school.
Li Lan is the only big man, and he feels very embarrassed when he falls into the pile of women.
A little turtledove that had just come out of the nest was unlucky, and before it could be fledged, it fell into the hands of the little cubs, and it was thrown around, and its wings fluttered and fluttered, barely keeping it from falling to death.
Li Lan couldn't stand it, so he took advantage of their inattention and put the little turtledove in his pocket.
The children turned around under the leaves in the bushes, but they couldn't find it, so they hurried to catch up with the adults who had already gone away.
When Li Lan saw that the children were gone, he took out the turtledove from his pocket, looked up at the nearby treetops, and did not find where the turtledove's nest was.
He turned around again and walked back and forth for a while.
At last he saw a bird's nest in a tree with a crooked neck, put the turtledove in his pocket, and carefully climbed the tree, where he saw two little turtledoves cooing in the nest.
He took out the little turtledove in his pocket, his hand couldn't reach the nest, he simply gritted his teeth and threw it away, seeing that it was only a few centimeters away from the nest, the little turtledove was also angry, fluttered, fell into the nest, and the family was reunited.
"Hey, Li Lan, you come down and pay attention. A girl stood under a tree and shouted at him with her head held high.
Li Lan looked down, it was Fang Qiong, a distant relative of his Fang family's aunt, who was of the same generation, and was one year younger than her.
"It's okay, I'm a tree climber. ”
climbed down halfway, and jumped directly down in Fang Qiong's exclamation.
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