156, Fang Qiong
The moment he landed, his legs bent slightly, he easily unloaded the momentum, and landed steadily on the ground, when he practiced martial arts routines, he didn't dare to say how much he learned the real skills of fighting, but like the harrier turning over, the carp fighting this cool routine, he must have played very well.
A chess player who doesn't know martial arts routines is certainly not a good program ape.
Fang Qiong patted her bulging chest and said with a smile, "You are too bold, you climb so high, you don't pay attention to safety at all." ”
She was tall, with delicate and white skin, her forehead hair was shiny, like a light bulb, and her dyed hair was sandwiched with a little yellow, which hung just right on her chest.
Li Lan asked curiously, "Why are you back?" ”
Fang Qiong, like his mother, is a golden phoenix that flew out of the ravine, even if it is the twenty-first century, within a radius of ten miles, only these two female college students have walked out.
When Fang Qiong was admitted to Beijing, his wife asked for warmth, and went to the school to visit him several times, as for his house, he was probably thin-skinned and had only been there once.
Fang Qiong said, "You have graduated, why should I go to school?"
Li Lan patted his head in annoyance, "I forgot, I'm sorry, think about how fast the time is, we really graduated like this." ”
He wanted to continue to ask her why she didn't look for a job, but in the end she didn't open her mouth, otherwise he would be a little contemptuous, because he himself was still wandering around and doing nothing.
Fang Qiong said, "I will send graduate students to this school, and I will continue to study, what about you?"
Li Lan said, "I can't do it, I don't have that patience, so I'm ready to get here." You're going to graduate school, which is amazing. ”
Fang Qiong said with a smile, "I still want to win to the United States to study for a PhD, but I'm afraid that when the time comes, I will become an exterminator, and no one will enter." ”
Li Lan said, "There are many female doctors, I really admire you, you have a lot of perseverance." I'm sorry, but you're learning?"
"Biology. ”
Li Lan said, "I don't know anything about this major. ”
Fang Qiong pursed her lips and smiled, "I don't know how to use computers either, and I'm going to ask you to repair my computer." ”
Li Lan said, "This is really no problem. ”
Fang Qiong said, "I'm serious, there are always problems with the notebook, I brought it back this time, and now I can't work on my stomach." ”
Li Lan said, "Go back and give it to me, I'll fix it for you, as long as it's not too complicated, it's fine." ”
"That's it. Fang Qiong said happily, "You live in your uncle's house, right, I'll send the computer over when I go back." ”
Li Ran nodded yes, the uncle Fang Qiong said was his aunt, looked at the basket she carried on her arm, and asked, "You are also going to pick mushrooms?"
Fang Qiong said, "Yes, let's go quickly, otherwise they are all finished, and we haven't moved yet." ”
The two walked and chatted, and instead of meeting with the large army in front, they walked into another fork in the road.
"At the beginning of the year, my dad even got a wild boar. Fang Qiong said as she picked a bush of mushrooms and put them in the basket.
Li Lan also picked a little, regardless of each other, and put it all into her basket, "Is it a trap dug?"
The wild boar has thick skin and thick meat, and the earth gun cannot be killed, unless there is really good marksmanship, shoot directly at the eye socket.
Fang Qiong said, "Now there are many people running up the mountain, and they don't dare to put the clips indiscriminately, where do they dare to dig traps, and it's not a joke to hurt people."
The tiger chased the wild boar in the snow, chased it halfway, and ran away when it saw people, and the wild boar was injured and lost half of his leg, so my dad and they picked up a big bargain. ”
Li Lan said, "That's luck. ”
If he asks, why are tigers afraid of people?
That's deliberately lifting.
The sun was rising higher and higher, and all kinds of birds and insects began to chirp in the woods, and she seemed to be very happy, and hummed a little tune.
"The drum hits until the crescent moon of the second watch
Out of the east
Nantang newspaper number, name
His name is Gao, Joan
Accept the virtuous wife Liu Fengying...."
Halfway through her singing, she was embarrassed by Li Lan, and asked with a smile, "Haven't you heard of the two-person turn?"
Li Lan said with a smile, "My grandma used to like to sing, she sang well, she always accompanied her to the big stage to watch it, my mother didn't know much, she would sing some popular songs, my father was a fan of Henan Opera, he didn't sing well, and he always loved to sing." ”
Fang Qiong smiled and asked, "Just talk about others, what about yourself?"
Li Lan said, "I, I can make a little mess, anyway, it's enough to fool myself." ”
Fang Qiong frowned, gave him a blank look and said, "I found that after so many years, you haven't changed a little. ”
"What's wrong?" asked Li Lan curiously.
Fang Qiong said, "You tell me a joke about pressing the bottom of the box." ”
Li Lan was puzzled, "What are you doing?"
Fang Qiong said, "Do you have any jokes?"
Li Lan nodded, "Naturally, there is." ”
She smiled and said, "Then you can name one." ”
"A person asked in the group, is there an expert professor who cracks the three-person combination lock?
The other person came back, and in 8 cases, he came out after trying it once. Li Lan smiled after speaking, but saw a puzzled look on her face.
She shrugged, "Sorry, I didn't understand, right?"
Li Lan corrected seriously, "Only programmers take it for granted that it is binary, which happens to be 8." But there should be 1000 cases in the password decimal, so it's easy to fall into the habit of thinking. ”
"Oh. Fang Qiong pretended to have a sudden realization, and then asked, "Is there anything else?" I still want to continue listening. ”
Li Lan pondered for a while, and then said with certainty, "If I say one more, you will definitely laugh." ”
Seeing that Li Lan was so confident, Fang Qiong came to her senses and asked, "Then you say." ”
Li Lan said, "Put up an "arning" warning sign on the edge of the cliff, and basically the programmers who fall down. ”
After saying that, he laughed.
Fang Qiong's face was covered with the word 'confused' in capital letters.
Li Lan was stunned and asked, "You don't understand this?"
Fang Qiong shook her head, "I don't understand at all. ”
Li Lan said, "It's okay for him to leave this kind of thing like Arning alone. ”
Fang Qiong sighed, "As I expected, you are still so mature and cute. ”
Li Lan said, "Let's just say that I don't have a sense of humor." ”
Fang Qiong said, "I don't want to hit you so much, in fact, you used to be quite able to speak, why are you so serious now?"
"When am I not passing by?" asked Li Lan rhetorically.
"People, you still have to change. ”
Li Lan said lazily, "What to change, or don't change, just change a little, it's an epic disaster for me." ”
"That's good. ”
"What?"
Fang Qiong said with a smile, "Young people should be vibrant, people who love to laugh, their luck will not be bad, do you understand." ”
"As soon as I was lucky, the fart came out. No matter how much he spoke, he couldn't please him, Li Lan was very frustrated and simply gave up his personality.
Fang Qiong laughed.