"Hey, this car has been driving for a long time, and it seems that the wine is about to wake up. Hey, bunny, you've just taken a shower, why are you soaking wet?"

Did I take a shower? I was sweating, I had forgotten how I got here, I just knew I was on a roller coaster, and the brakes were broken!

Good guy, this way back, it was supposed to be more than eight hours away, this dead old man Leng is to shorten it to only three hours, no one can see what our car looks like along the way, the most exaggerated thing is that the old man also threw off more than 20 police cars behind him, if he is allowed to fly a plane, maybe the speed can catch up with the rocket!

"I said rabbit cub, it's all home, why don't you get out of the car, and why is that kid still sleeping, hey, get up quickly." ”

As the old man spoke, he pulled Wudao, who was still asleep, out of the car, and Wudao rubbed his eyes and said, "Hey, it's here?"

I got out of the car with my still trembling legs, and looked at the confused Wudao: "We just walked around the ghost gate and came back, I said that your heart is really big, and you can still sleep in this situation." ”

Wudao scratched his messy hair, completely unaware of what was going on, and said, "Ghost Gate, isn't that Brother Qin's house? Hey, aren't we going to the world? Is this the underworld?"

When he said the last sentence, Wudao's face turned white with fright, and he hurriedly looked around, as if he was afraid that he would die.

I patted him and said, "Come on, I was just passing by just now, I'm not dead yet, I'm home, let's go, let's go in." ”

As I spoke, I led the old man and Wudao to the house, and when I pushed the door open, I was completely stunned.

The room was a mess, with couch covers thrown all over the floor, a whole table of takeout and empty drink bottles piled up, and I wondered if I was at a garbage dump somewhere when I first came in.

The house was in such a mess, but I didn't see Xiao Hei and Lao Bai, so I shouted into the house: "Xiao Hei, Lao Bai! You two get out of here, I've only been gone for a few days, and your house has been ruined into a kennel by you!"

As soon as these words came out, Lao Bai held a toothbrush in his mouth, showed his head from upstairs, and said vaguely: "Boss, you are fat." ”

I pointed to the garbage in the house, looked at Lao Bai and said, "You come and explain to me, you have provoked that family to open a garbage dump, and people want to retaliate against you like this." ”

Lao Bai hurriedly spit out the foam in his mouth, and then said: "Boss, don't worry about it for now, come and see Xiao Hei." ”

As soon as I heard this, I was a little panicked, and I ran upstairs in three steps and two steps, and hurriedly said, "What's wrong with Xiao Hei?"

Lao Bai pointed to Xiao Hei's room and said, "I can't get along with myself, I'm sulking in the door at this moment." ”

As soon as I heard this, I breathed a long sigh of relief in my heart, and then said, "What's the matter?"

Lao Bai said helplessly: "I can't tell you clearly, you better ask him yourself." "Lao Bai can't tell, what's wrong with that little black? Fallen out of love? But he doesn't seem to have a girlfriend.

I looked at the big pile of garbage downstairs, looked at Lao Bai and said, "Xiao Hei, I'll go and see, you go and clean up for me below, it's all like this, you can really live there." After a while, my mother-in-law came back and saw that you had to be beaten. ”

Lao Bai nodded, and was about to go down, when he saw the old man and Wudao, and said in surprise: "Yo, boss, there are new faces here?"

I smiled and said, "I didn't have time to introduce it just now, this is Wudao, and he and the old man will live with us in the future." ”

I said to Wudao, who was looking at everything fresh: "This is Lao Bai, my brother, and Xiao Hei, let you see it in a while." ”

Lao Bai is completely self-cooked, and he has nothing to see Wudao who met for the first time, so he took two brooms and handed them to Wudao, and then said: "If you want to live together in the future, it will be a family, and the house is dirty like this, and you have to do your part." ”

Wudao said innocently: "But I only came today." ”

Lao Bai said unhappily: "What's the matter with just coming? This family motto, I will let you be familiar with it in the future, hurry up and work, where is there so much nonsense." ”

Lao Bai started to work with no way, and the old man sat on the sofa and watched TV happily.

I pushed the door into the small black room, except for a small lamp that was sometimes bright and dark, it was almost pitch black, through this faint light, I looked at a person sitting on the bed, heard someone open the door and suddenly turned around, his eyes were red, full of murderous energy.

But as soon as this person saw me, his eyes immediately softened, and he looked at me and said, "Boss, you're back." ”

I was not in a hurry to answer Xiao Hei's words, but walked to the window and opened the curtains, letting the sun shine in, at this time I finally saw Xiao Hei clearly, his hair was oily as if he hadn't washed it for a few days, and his eyes were red but it was not because he was too murderous, but like he hadn't slept well for a few days, and his face was haggard, which made people feel a little distressed when they looked at it.

I looked at Xiao Hei and said, "What are you doing here? Make the house like this, and you're going to make a ghost movie, right?"

Xiao Hei sighed and said: "Hey, boss, you don't know, I'm working on an interrogation plan, which is to lock people in a space that is not very dark, there is no concept of time, and there is no entertainment, I heard that this method is not even a few hours for normal people." ”

As soon as I heard this, I laughed and said, "What are you doing with all these weird things?"

Xiao Hei said dejectedly: "It's not that damn demon, a few days ago I was about to turn over the history books, and all the tortures of the past dynasties were given to him, but this demon's mouth is really hard, and he didn't say anything, yesterday Xiaopang told me to let me ponder and ponder the Western-style interrogation method, I'm not experimenting with myself, you came to interrupt me." ”

Look at what it means to not be crazy and not survive, Xiao Hei is the best example.

I hurriedly waved my hand and said: "Come on, don't study it, this set of things in the mortal world doesn't work against that demon, look at you, I haven't been gone for a few days, what have you made yourself like, people are not ghosts or ghosts." ”

Xiao Heizhi shook his head and said: "That's not good, boss, don't talk about the demon, we don't have any score at all, I tried this method, it works, if you let me stay for four or five days, maybe he will say it." ”

I patted Xiao Hei on the shoulder and said, "No need, we have honest water, make sure this demon has to say everything." ”

Xiao Hei said with a confused face: "Honest water, haven't we tried it? It's useless." ”

I laughed, "That was before, and now I can get a crafter, and I'm a second-class maker." ”

Xiao Hei was stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth wide and said, "What? Second-class Maker, boss, you won't be joking, right?" ”

I waved my hand and said, "When did I brag about it, now he is cleaning up with Lao Bai." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Hei ran out without looking back, Xiao Hei, don't look like a stuffy goose, as long as he cares about something, then he really has the strength to not die in the heart of the Yellow River.

I walked out of the room slowly, downstairs was lively, buried in the unseemly Xiao Hei, grabbed Wudao's hand, as if looking at a rare treasure, looked left and right, occasionally pinched people's faces, and exclaimed: "Oh, this maker looks like this." ”

Lao Bai also went crazy when he heard this, threw the broom in his hand, and said with an incredulous face: "What?

Xiao Heibai glanced at Lao Bai and said, "You just know, let the maker work with you, your face is really big." ”

As soon as Lao Bai heard this, he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, and then hurriedly pressed Wudao to the sofa and observed it carefully with Xiao Hei. Wudao was looked at by the two of them, his face turned red in an instant, and he looked at me as if asking for help: "Brother Qin, your two brothers are a little too enthusiastic." ”

I smiled and waved my hand, "The main reason is that your identity is too unusual, before I met you, I always thought that the maker was just a legend." ”

I walked in front of Wudao, pushed Xiao Hei and Lao Bai away, and then said: "Brother Wudao, you see my brother, in order to interrogate that demon, he is about to go crazy, but you should tell me when to develop the honest water for us." ”

Lao Bai smiled evilly: "Boss, it's really time for you to come back, otherwise in two days, Xiao Hei will really have to go to the madhouse." ”

Xiao Hei scolded: "Dead old white, you are embarrassed to say, you don't help at all, you just follow the chaos, and lie to me and tell me that I will get some leather whips and candles back, I really almost believe in your evil." ”

As soon as they heard this, everyone burst into laughter, Xiao Hei was so stupid that he was really cute.

Wudao smiled and said: "Brother Qin, I will definitely do what I promised you, but I still lack a material now, and it is really difficult to get it for a while." ”

I thought something was wrong, there was a lack of materials, so wouldn't it be enough to buy it with fairy stones?

I hurriedly said: "What do you say, as long as it's not too expensive, I'll pit my dad again." ”

Wudao shook his head and said: "This is not the matter of immortal stones, and this material is not sold in the immortal world, so it is really not easy to get it." ”

Xiao Hei was not happy when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "What is easy, what kind of material is it, you say, it is dragon liver and phoenix gall, and the three of us will also bring it for you." ”

Wudao shook his head and said: "I'm afraid that the dragon liver and phoenix gall are not as precious as this thing, this material is called golden toad grass, have you heard of it?"

I really haven't heard of it, Xiao Hei and Lao Bai are also confused, from their expressions, I can read the same meaning, this means, what the fuck are you talking about?

The three of us stopped talking, and the old man on the side suddenly replied: "Ten thousand toads are treasured with three legs, called toads, and among the thousands of toads, the golden body is a golden toad, and a seed is swallowed among a hundred golden toads, which can take root and sprout in the abdominal cavity, and grow with flesh and blood, and when the golden toad dies, the buds that grow from the top of the head are the golden toad grass, boy, am I right?"

(Education 123 Literature Network)