The old man waved his hand and said, "You think Lao Tzu is like you, you can't wait to break the sky if you have a big fart, who will go to your heart." ”

"Since you haven't taken it to heart, why are you making a bitter face? Actually, to be honest, who didn't make some mistakes when they were young, or you tell me how you are sorry for my mother-in-law, maybe I can still help a little. ”

I tentatively wanted to understand the past between the old man and my mother-in-law, and I also thought that my mother-in-law loved me so much, and I could help a little to save this twilight love.

But who knew that the old man didn't appreciate it at all, and waved his hand angrily and said: "How old are you, rabbit cub, you know how old you are, you know a fart about these things, be a good little fart child, with this idle time, it's better to put the cultivation up first, now I see that you are really weak." ”

"Hey, this cultivation thing is not in a hurry, by the way, speaking of cultivation, old man, what kind of Three Beasts Demon Punishment Array did you get for Yunshanmen, is there anything similar, or stronger than that. ”

The old man squinted at me and said, "Why, what are you doing this rabbit cub?" ”

I pretended to be confused and said: "What a little abacus, I went to Yunshanmen this time and saw that the Three Beasts Demon Sword Formation is still a bit famous, so I want to learn from the founder, you also know that now I also have my own group of brothers under my hands, this kind of group sword formation naturally has to learn and learn." ”

The old man let out a cold snort from his nose and said, "It's so lofty, don't you just want to get something from Lao Tzu?"

I said happily: "Hey, you're really right, you know my situation very well, I'm so weak, let alone the group of brothers under me, you can't watch a group of rising stars with dreams unable to protect themselves, so as a senior, you can help somewhat." ”

I've said everything I have to say, the old man is good, he looked at me like an uncle with his legs crossed and said, "Are you begging me?"

Although it made me very unhappy to watch him drag like a twenty-fifty-eighty-thousand, but when I was under the eaves, I had to bow my head, and I tried hard to squeeze out a smile and said, "Well, you can understand it this way." ”

The old man smiled and said, "Oh, the prince of this underworld will actually beg for me, an old man, but ......"

When I said this, the old man suddenly stopped talking, but looked at me with a smile, and I said patiently, "But what?"

The old man suddenly laughed and said, "Hahaha, but I just won't give it." ”

If I hadn't been driving, I would have kicked off the old disrespectful goods, but only if I could beat him.

"I said I wouldn't take you to play like this, I begged you, you still have such an attitude, you will die if you help!"

The old man seems to like this feeling very much at this time, his eyebrows and beard are almost up to the sky, and he looks like an uncle: "If you ask someone, your attitude should be more sincere, and besides, in order to help you get this kid Wudao, I have already worked a lot, and you want me to help you get the sword formation, you are not afraid of exhausting Lao Tzu to death, right?"

I shook my head and said, "Yes, I surrender, you say, after helping me this time, how do you want me to repay you, as long as I can do it, it's okay." ”

The old man looked me up and down, and then said, "Seeing that you don't have two taels of flesh all over your body, how can you repay me, if you want a sword formation, think about it yourself." ”

"No discussion?

"Yes, it's not negotiable, and it's just like that!"

There is nothing infuriating in the world than that there is a mountain of gold in front of you, but you don't want to touch any of it, and when this mountain of gold looks at you at a loss, he still laughs at you

Now that's how I feel, looking at the old man who is dragging like a bastard, I can't do anything about it.

Well, I swear that if the old man ever asks me for something, I will torture him to death, though it may not be possible in this life.

When I thought of this, it suddenly flashed in my mind, didn't this old man want to live in my house with a dead face?

As soon as I thought of this, I looked at the old man with a leisurely demeanor and said with a smile: "By the way, I will be in the city in a while, I will send you directly to the place where you live, you also know that it will be night when you arrive in a while, and it is not very convenient to take a ride." ”

When the old man heard this, his eyes widened like five thunderbolts, and he said, "What are you doing? Send us back to where we live? Didn't we say that we would live at your house in the future?"

I pretended to be confused and said, "Did I say that? Unlikely, how could I do such a stupid thing to lure a wolf into the house." ”

The old man was not happy now, and said like a resentful woman: "I said, how can you do this, this is a good thing, and if you say it, you will change it." ”

I replied without looking back: "Of course I have the final say in my family, but now that the master has changed his mind, he won't let you go, so you can stay wherever it is cool." ”

The old man was so angry with my words that he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Yes, change the hexagram, see if Lao Tzu doesn't open your ass today." ”

Oops, if this soft doesn't work, I want to be hard, but I don't want to eat this set, I deliberately stretched my head over, and said: "Yes, if you want to fight, just come, anyway, I can't hold back my mouth for a while, I will say something nonsense to my mother-in-law, come on, you are polite, although you are hard." ”

When the old man heard this, he retracted his hand as if he had been electrocuted, and said with a bitter face: "Rabbit cub, can we discuss it again." ”

I turned around and said, "Don't think I don't know, what are you trying to do when you run to my house with a dead face, then I'll leave it here, for the sake of my mother-in-law's safety, what a hooligan bastard, don't think about my house." ”

When the old man heard this, he was excited, and he stood up suddenly, and this time he just hit the roof of the car, and the old man grinned in pain.

I hurriedly said: "I said don't get excited, I will break my mother-in-law's car in a while, and my mother-in-law will have to pull off a layer of your skin." ”

The old man covered his head and said, "How can I become a hooligan bastard, I can tell you, rabbit cub, Lao Tzu has worked so hard to help you, if you dare to go back on your word, I have to serve the whole pot of your underworld." ”

Of course, I believe that he may have this ability, but will I be afraid? I smiled and said, "Then you can hurry, I will not stop you." ”

The old man lost his temper now, like a wronged child, sitting in the car without saying a word, and even playing with his fingers.

I looked at the old man and smiled, "Is it still horizontal?"

The old man shook his head and said, "Come on, don't talk nonsense, let's do it, I'll send the Buddha to the west, Wudao and I will go to live at your house, the sword formation you want, I'll also find a way to get one for you." ”

"Hey, wouldn't it be okay if you said that earlier? It's not that I said you, you're a lot old......"

I was just talking about it, when suddenly there was a sharp pain in my head, and the pain was so painful that I almost didn't overturn the car.

I looked at the old man and said, "I said that you have violent tendencies, don't you see me driving here?

The old man said angrily: "Lao Tzu has lived for thousands of years, and he has never served anyone, but he is planted in the hands of you, a rabbit cub, and he can't let me get angry twice." ”

Hey, looking at the old man's angry appearance, I was relieved in my heart, and shook my head at the old man and said, "Yes, we will live together as a family in the future, and there is wine in the back compartment, why don't you drink some and dissipate your anger." ”

As soon as he heard that there was alcohol, the old man was broken, and he hurriedly said: "Why didn't you say it earlier, my alcohol addiction has already been committed." ”

I stopped the car with a smile, then walked to the back compartment, took out a few bottles of liquor, threw them to the old man, and said, "Drink less, don't vomit in the future." ”

As I spoke, I was about to walk towards the car, but suddenly at this time, my legs weighed like a thousand pounds, and my body felt like a mountain was crushed, and I couldn't move at all. I was wondering when I suddenly saw the old man smirking at me, he must have done it.

I struggled to speak, and said, "I say, what are you going to do?"

The old man smiled and put me on his shoulder, then threw me on the passenger seat, bit the cap of the wine bottle, looked at me and said with a smile: "What are you doing? ”

As he spoke, the old man took a sip of wine, then ran to the cab and sat down. I stroked the steering wheel with special enjoyment, and exclaimed: "Hey, why do I look at this steering wheel, and my heart is always excited?"

Oh my mom, he's excited, I'm almost scared to pee my pants here, and he's still driving after drinking? And the key is that the old man has a driver's license?

"I said don't mess around, drunk driving in the sun is punishable, and do you have a driver's license?"

As if he hadn't heard me, the old man tilted his head to himself, and the remaining half of the bottle was also in his stomach, and his face was slightly red: "Who cares so much, you can sit down, rabbit cub, Lao Tzu is about to go." ”

As he spoke, he turned on the music in the car, and as soon as the energetic music sounded, the old man became even more excited, shouting: "Areyou Rui !!"

As soon as the words fell, the wine bottle in his hand was thrown out of the window, only to hear the wine bottle snap and break, and then the car was started, and there was a roar, which made the surrounding cars tremble a little.

The old man wiped the wine residue and laughed: "New life, I'm here!"

As soon as the words fell, the car flew out like a sharp sword. I couldn't move at all at this time, looking at the vehicles that were left behind one by one, coupled with the speed of chasing the wind, I was really scared, they all said that it was not a family that did not enter the door, and the mother-in-law and the old man were driving, how could they be so scary!

"Oops,, the two cars in front are side by side, you can't overtake!"

The old man laughed and said, "Hahaha, in front of Lao Tzu, what else can't be surpassed!"

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