Chapter 12 Kowloon Pulling a Car

"Specially come out to show off your might, by the way, pick me up, right?" Chen Li glanced out the door: "Oh, the theater is here!"

A two-headed eagle stopped at the far peak, noticed that there was a gaze in the Eight Dragons' chariot, and left in a hurry.

"What's wrong with my life lately, and you still have to pull my tiger skin to show a big banner? I'm a real person, it's not impossible to borrow my tiger power, I have to collect money. ”

"Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read!" "The King of Inspiration smiled: "The Linggong Tower is located in a key place, and the Quartet has to pass through here." Although I only collect a symbolic toll, there are always people who feel that they have suffered and want to bargain for a bargain. Outside, it is rumored that my Inspiration Palace is a cornucopia, the kind of gold brick on the floor. I must firmly deny these rumors, but there are still many ignorant ghosts in the world!"

"You lowest-level yin ghosts don't have brains, why do you still like to make trouble! Isn't it a day that eats and sleeps to fight yin ghosts? We humans can only eat, sleep, and beat ourselves without being as troublesome as you!"

"In recent decades, many big ghosts who have gone to the human world to study have returned, and the atmosphere of this netherworld has also changed a lot. The Inspiration King smiled, but his tone was clear that it was you who brought the ghosts to life.

"The good don't learn, the bad ones apply what they learn. Chen Li tilted his head and thought for a while, stared at the Inspiration King and said, "You won't even learn the Cold War, right?"

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. The Netherworld has been fighting on the mountains for many years, and it is too early to subdue many ghost kings and form a ghost alliance!

"The heroes don't mention the courage of the year, Hugh Ti, Hugh Ti!" Chen Li knew that what the Inspiration King said was not true, but his purpose was not to save world peace, both sides were testing each other. "Anyway, the endorsement fee just mentioned ......"

"All the Linggong Tower, you can take it. ”

"Phew! Lao Tzu doesn't live in your hellish place, it's useless for you to send me a palace!

"This is also easy to do, how about I give an account to Director Chen and go back and withdraw it by himself?"

"Wow! You still said that you didn't use your brain, and you even have a bank account!" Chen Li slapped the table, looking like he would turn his face immediately without explaining clearly.

"It's all legal business, and the government of your place is also aware of it. The Inspiration King threw out the explosive information without caring and stared at Chen Li's expression.

"Tsk, it turned out to be an official comprador! Then I'm relieved. There is no giant letter, and it is convenient to transfer money online. I'm still thinking that if the black money is not good, I will charge more fees!This is my QR code, you have time to add a friend, and you will trade online in the future!" Chen Li took out the small printed piece of paper and stuffed it into the hand of the inspiration king.

“...... Director Chen is really amazing, admire!"

"What can there be? I don't know how to come to the netherworld, it's hard to even breathe, isn't this how those who hit the ghost halfway are finished? There are only a few things that are useful to the world in the netherworld, and the Taoist monks in ancient times have also taken back a lot, and now it's just a water guest replaced by an official franchise, one meaning!"

To be honest, I just want to have one more channel to understand each other in this business, and I really don't make much money. They also slandered me for making peace with the world and betraying the netherworld! Alas, I have ruined my own reputation by doing my best for the netherworld!"

"Why don't you come to me if you have this kind of business? I'll put up a franchise sign for you and make the business open and honest on the street!"

"This ...... Director Liu specially instructed that Director Chen would not have any chance to do so, so Xinghai City should not participate. ”

"Damn, I didn't expect Ah Qing, a thick-eyed and big-eyed person, to defect?

"Director Chen, we are still allies for the time being, what I just said ......"

"Oh, deal. ”

The King of Inspiration, who had done business, was in a good mood and called the servants outside the door to remove the cold tea and hot soup and re-serve it on the table.

"This is the silk that escaped from the Spirit Palace Tower?" King Inspiration looked at the small black ball trembling on Chen Li's shoulder with great interest, pointed at it and said, "Director Chen, can you lend it to me?"

"We are familiar with each other, I can't be the master of this matter, you have to ask Qiansi if she is willing. ”

"Oh, I thought Director Chen had it in his pocket. ”

"That's why empiricism kills people!" Chen Li shook his head and said, "Although you use various methods to spy on human intelligence, and even imitate human behavior, after all, your mind is different. Humans and goblins can never understand each other, just as you can't understand that a thousand threads are not one thing!"

"Hehe, Director Chen is a bit sorry to say this......"

"Stop. Qiansi has a special meaning to you, I know, you want to preempt me to recover Qiansi, so you deliberately left her to me, right? Chen Li put the little black ball on top of his head, stood up and faced the King of Inspiration: "Now Qiansi is a regular employee of the Rescue Department, if you want to move her, you can't get along with me, you choose yourself!"

"Director Chen doesn't need to be aggressive, I just want to see how my former possessions are doing. ”

"You are a bandit leader who sits on the ground and collects stolen goods, and you have to squeeze some oil from peanuts, how do I know if you will take the opportunity to rub oil?

Chen Li looked out the window, and the Eight Dragons accompanied by wind and thunder attracted more and more spies, all of whom were wandering in the distance.

"I picked out a part of your body last time, and I'll give it back to you!" Chen Li took out a shadow from his trouser pocket and threw it back to the Inspiration King with the shredded paper: "I'm sorry, I forgot to take out an invoice and threw it in the washing machine together." ”

"If you want to calculate interest......

"Why don't you just help me advertise for free?" The Inspiration King was not annoyed, but his eyes kept sweeping over the little black ball as he spoke.

"Endorsement fees can't be saved, that's the rule. Chen Li said angrily: "Your dignified Netherworld Ghost King family has a great cause, so you are embarrassed to calculate my reward!"

"If you can save it, you can save it!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I rely on a rational word to walk the rivers and lakes, and I will give you the interest now. ”

The little black ball flashed in front of him, and when he came back to his senses, it had already appeared in the sky and glided.

"Boss, what are you going to do?"

"Pay off your debt from selling yourself!" Chen Li hid the little black ball in his arms and swooped down towards a spy.

Thinking about safety, the first agent who dared to follow far behind the Eight Dragons had a-eaten expression on his face. Lao Tzu didn't run to watch like those stupid ×, nor did he rise into the air as a fly, so why did he come at me? Lao Tzu is lying on the ground and loading wood, okay?

Chen Li didn't care so much, and kicked the mountain where the spy was located to pieces.

Damn, are you still unreasonable? Numerous shadow fragments converged into the appearance of a secret agent, and looked at the still crumbling rubble around him with palpitations.

If it weren't for the life-saving skills that were left behind, wouldn't Lao Tzu have explained here?

"Get out of the way! Beware that the second life is gone!"

Chen Li jumped high and stepped the huge dragon head into the ground in the air.

Only then did the agent realize that he had been targeted by a wild dragon for a long time. The Netherworld pays attention to the law of the jungle, and in addition to the areas directly under the jurisdiction of the Ghost King, there are government-like organizations and large areas of primitive wilderness. An important reason why it is difficult for the ghost emperor who can unify the netherworld to appear is that there is still a lot of space to be developed in the wilderness, and he can't even finish the things at his doorstep, and those ghost kings are not willing to devote themselves to the battle for hegemony.

A powerful ghost like a dragon is like a tiger in ancient times in the netherworld, with one coiled every few hills.

"It's just a beast without intelligence, do you think you are the chief of all souls in the world?" Chen Li tugged at the dragon's beard, and the muscles on his body bulged and almost tore his clothes. A fierce aura that the little black ball had never felt before erupted from Chen Li's body, and the secret agent who was watching directly smeared oil on the soles of his feet.

"Hahahaha! Do you know how long Lao Tzu has been holding back? I originally wanted to find someone who was wronged and beaten up, so let go of you first!"

From the moment Chen Li released his breath, the wild dragon began to wail and beg for mercy, but Chen Li only wanted to vent a little, where would he let it go easily! First, he gave it a blow to loosen its scalp, and then went all the way down the dragon's spine, the big vertebrae, the shoulder well, and the wind gate.

"Boss! It's Gumi!"

"It's coming!"

Chen Li snorted, and folded his palms and pressed heavily on the dragon's tail. The wild dragon's body soared into the air, like a prawn caught by a tail fan, and fell back to the ground with a scream.

"There are comings and goings, bouncing the pipa!"

Chen Li didn't let go of the wild dragon, and tinkered with it again from end to end. When Chen Li stood back on the dragon's head, the wild dragon had already softened into a rubber snake and spread out in pieces.

"I didn't expect you to know how to do it!"

"I've seen this video of this massage on your computer, boss, and I won't be mistaken. ”

The relieved wild dragon meekly arched Chen Li and let out a strange-sounding muffled sound.

"Let's go, catch up with the broken car in front of you!"

The wild dragon, which had been completely tamed, rose into the air and left the nest that had been in operation for many years.

Ba Long Yuan did not go far, and Chen Li quickly returned to the car.

"Director Chen is really imposing, this method is ...... It's also breathtaking!" The King of Inspiration glanced at the wild dragon hovering outside the frame, was this a dragon or a kitten with a dragon head?

"Prizes. Speaking of which, when I first arrived in Xinghai City, I worked in the Animal Husbandry Bureau, specializing in catching wild cats and wild dogs. Chen Li said modestly: "In winter, wild cats and wild dogs don't know where they grow, and you have to buy a bottle of soy sauce for hot pot in two days...... I mean, the carving insect skill is not worth mentioning hahaha!"

The King of Inspiration frowned: "Although there is a saying in the world about dragon liver and phoenix marrow, but this ......"

"What do you want? This is for you to prop up the façade!" Chen Li took out the little black ball and put it back in the special seat, squinted his eyes and said: "You are barely qualified to sit in the Eight Dragons, I can't take one dragon, right? We are both in the same car, and it will be reasonable for the entire Kowloon Car!"

The Inspiration King was stunned for a moment, then laughed.

"Director Chen is really a wonderful person! Okay! This time, I will take advantage of Director Chen's majesty to sit in this Kowloon car!"

"Come on, guy, be gentle. ”

There were no extra bridles on the eight dragon chariots, and the King of Inspiration personally took off the two brocade cloths tied with bells on the curtains to make simple reins and hung them gently on the dragon's horns.

Eight families and one field, nine giant dragons pulled a small chariot and galloped through the sky, and the sound shook the four fields. The spies, who had planned to continue watching, turned around and ran as soon as they saw Kowloon come out, and the sky was finally quiet.