Cute plush dog slippers that open and close their mouths when they move around. The ceramic cat water cup with long ears is like kissing the kitten on the forehead every time he drinks water. The most exaggerated thing is that the TV remote control is covered with a woolen turtle, which seems to be hand-knitted.

"How's it going? Do you feel like a little fairy?"

The impact of the confusion of the painting style made Yang Jingru speechless for a while, this is the nest of the woman with a vicious tongue?

"Don't blame my sister for speaking too viciously just now, it's very tiring to pretend to be a wicked person!"

Unconsciously, Yang Jingru had been stripped naked by Liu Guanxi and gently pushed into the warm bathtub.

"Tsk, this thigh, this waist, this collarbone, it's really pitiful!"

Unable to stand Liu Guanxi's tactile gaze, Yang Jingru hugged her knees and shrunk at the end of the bathtub.

"Professional habitsProfessional habits, you just think it's hot water money!"

Liu Guanxi didn't want to tease Yang Jingru, and soon she slipped into the bathtub naked. The two beauties squeezed the bath water out of the edges, and the bathroom was full of fog and water vapor.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"What else can I do, complete the mission of Ah Chu!"

"What's the conspiracy of the two of you?"

"Let's both be honest with each other, so don't be so tense, okay?, while the water is still hot, enjoy it!" Liu Guanxi shrank his shoulders into the water, leaving only one mantis head outside. "Did you know that the density of the human body is only slightly smaller than that of water, and soaking the body in water is said to have the effect of relaxing muscles and soothing nerves!"

"What's in it for you? Why should you...... Want to help me?"

"You can still tell who is good to you!" Liu Guanxi's eyebrows rose suddenly, and his smug eyebrows jumped: "It's not a white-eyed wolf after all, it's still a little human!" But you have to thank Ah Chu for this, if it wasn't for his meaning, I wouldn't help you so hard." ”

"When did you get in touch!......? What does Chen Li's mission mean?"

"Just when Ah Chu was telling a yellow joke, and you wanted to hack Ah Chu to death!" Liu Guanxi stroked his long black hair, and said as a matter of course: "Since I didn't let Ah Chu do it, of course I have to take responsibility!"

While speaking, Liu Guanxi suddenly grabbed Yang Jingru's side and slapped Yang Jingru on the back. Yang Jingru, who lost the corpse eater knife, only had a spiritual vision that was different from ordinary people, where was Liu Guanxi's opponent, and he was beaten to the point of spitting black blood.

"No matter which way the Taoist system pays attention to the inheritance of heaven and harmony and its nature, you hold this mouthful of blood and be careful that the internal injury is even more serious! I finally led out most of the murderous aura of the corpse, and this successfully separated you for a while. ”

"You deliberately provoked my killing intent just now to separate the corpse?"

"Three rushes and three reverses, I don't believe that this irrational ghost thing still has the patience to rely on my sister!" The corners of Liu Guanxi's mouth turned up, and a few long whiskers seemed to grow on his face: "Sister's handkerchief is very famous, even if it is corpse food, you have to drink the old lady's footwashing water!"

"Multi-...... Thank you very much. ”

"I took this thank you. You don't know how rough that guy is, and if he does it, it's probably just to break the corpse and eat it. A good ghost knife is wasted like this, and it will be a few years before you can recover it!"

That man, so strong?

"Don't believe it, it's a professional in dealing with ghosts! It's because he doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, so I hurried over and took you away!" Liu Guanxi gritted his teeth and said: "It's too scummy to race against the girls I met for the first time!"

"Were you watching from the outside?"

"The whole life-saving department is under my supervision! Ah Chu didn't know that I was watching, and he wouldn't open his mouth to release pornography...... Even if it's deliberate, it's scum!"

"So, how did you get in touch?" Yang Jingru said puzzledly, "You said a word to him......"

"Don't you understand? Ah Chu deliberately opened the yellow cavity because he knew that I was watching, and I knew that Ah Chu knew that I was looking at it, so I came in!"

The tongue twister-like statement reflects the tacit understanding between the two without words. This is something that Yang Jingru has always envied but never had.

"You guys have a good relationship!"

"Don't get me wrong!" Liu Guanxi hurriedly straightened Yang Jingru's face and said solemnly: "Ah Chu is already famous, and I have just an ordinary subordinate relationship with him! And you! Don't have Stockholm symptoms on him, not at all! Although Ah Chu is indeed very attractive when he is a man, you have to think clearly, his life is a garbage recycling station! No, it is a garbage production workshop!"

"I'm not ...... yet"

"Resolutely nip all dangers in the bud! No, my sister is going to start working hard!"

"As long as a girl dresses up beautifully, she will naturally stay away from all ugly things!" Liu Guanxi was trimming Yang Jingru's eyebrows when he spoke. She picked up the foundation, picked up the moisturizer, and finally had to admit that this beauty was born to only apply the word powder lightly.

Give me such a money-saving face! Liu Guanxi roared angrily in his heart, complaining and picking on Yang Jingru's slender eyebrows: "If you give birth to willows, why give birth to Yang! Is this ghost knife really an evil thing? I think it helps you maintain it beautifully, but in fact, its main effect is beauty, right? Alas, this eyebrow is really a place!"

Cheering up, Liu Guanxi began to comb Yang Jingru's short hair that only reached her shoulders. A head of hair is neatly cut and spread out at the bottom to form a 'one'.

"What kind of bad old man's industrial aesthetics is this, even the Tony brother who is ten yuan on the street is not as good!" Liu Guanxi mercilessly complained to the barber who did not understand the amorous feelings.

"In order to facilitate my cultivation, I used corpses to make it myself......

"Uh-huh-hahaha-hahahahahaha

Tsk, natural beauty!

At this time, Chen Li was heading to the netherworld under the leadership of Ye Qiansi. It is not difficult to open the door of the two realms, but the approval procedures are very cumbersome, and even if Chen Ligui is the director of the rescue department, it is not easy to open the door. Or because Chen Li is the director, the opening procedure of the Xinghai City Emergency Protection Department has been artificially added with many additional procedures.

So this time Chen Li took the trail. Although the gap between the human world and the netherworld does not exist all the time, it is not uncommon for small passages that can accommodate the Yin ghosts to come and go. The net can seal most of the cracks that occur accidentally, and it is especially sensitive to the big holes that big ghosts enter and exit. Yin ghosts, it's not a big deal to sneak in one or two.

Ye Qiansi didn't send the ontological karmic maniac over, and it was just a small black ball that followed Chen Li. But it was enough to capture the breath of the netherworld and trace the rift between the two worlds. It is said that before Ye Qiansi joined the life-saving department, this kind of work was generally done by dogs.

"Boss, there's a Yin ghost in front of you, and the crack should be not far away. ”

"Luck! This is the so-called good people have good rewards!" Chen Li casually strangled the wandering yin ghost to death, and walked towards the ditch on the outskirts of the city. In order to supply fresh vegetables from Xinghai City, residents on the outskirts of the city have opened up large vegetable fields. Growing vegetables requires a lot of water, so the ditches that divert water in the vegetable fields are very well trimmed.

"How nice it would be if this thing could be used as fertilizer! Will you eat it?" Chen Li handed the motionless Yin Ghost to Little Black Ball, who waved his hand again and again.

"Your appetite has been nourished by karma! Didn't you eat yin ghosts to fill your stomachs when you were in the netherworld!"

"That can only be called satisfying the appetite, for the ghosts who have tasted the taste of the world, eating yin ghosts is similar to eating wax. ”

"That's called chewing wax!"

Not long away, Chen Li saw the crack that was slowly shrinking.

"A little nostalgic, Netherworld!"

Ye Qiansi, who was far away in the rescue department, mobilized the authority of the Tianluo Earth Network and temporarily released the blockade of Chen Li's location. At the same time, the little black ball turned into a shadow and burrowed into the crack, widening the small gap.

"Let's go while there's no one now!"

There was a whirlwind of the sky, as if an infinite number of cosmic stars passed in front of me. It's just a step away, but it's already in another world.

"Phew!" Chen Li spat out, "How many times has this broken place still been the same, motion sickness." ”

The little black ball was not much better, and he grabbed Chen Li by the collar and hung there.

The overlap of two worlds in different dimensions shortens the distance that is theoretically impossible to cross to the point of a door, but crossing the two worlds still has a mental impact. From this point of view, the Yin Ghost can be said to be blessed, after all, if there is no thought, it will not be affected.

"Boss, where are we going next? I only recognize the Spirit Palace Tower. "Ye Qiansi is an indigenous in the end, and she quickly adapted to it.

"You don't have to go, just wait. Chen Li took out a packet of chewing gum from his pocket, sat down and chewed it: "Didn't I tell you that I am very familiar with the boss of the Linggong Tower? Do you think I am bluffing you! If he doesn't pull the Eight Dragons out to see him today, I won't tear down his Inspiration Palace! By the way, the two lanterns hanging on the palace gate are very beautiful, do you want to take them off for you to play with?"

It didn't take long for the dragon to roar like thunder in the sky, and it was really the Eight Dragons. I saw eight dragons wearing saddle bridles, and a big ghost on each of them held the chain and controlled it. The chains passed through the dragon's veins and veins, and passed through the dragon's mouth and returned to the rider's hands.

A single dragon occupies half of the sky, and the place where eight dragons fly is simply the scene of a car accident, or a series of crashes on the highway. Enraged by the rubbing of their kind, the dragons raised their claws and erected their teeth to fight, but they were reprimanded and stopped by their respective pilots.

The chariot that is worth pulling out of the eight dragons is not ordinary, and there are countless treasures on it, the most conspicuous is a big eye on the roof of the car.

The dragon surrendered, and after Chen Li jumped on the chariot, the riders shouted "get up" in unison, and the eight dragon chariots flew into the sky again.

The Inspiration King was waiting outside the door for a long time, and when he saw Chen Liweng, he said, "Director Chen, I didn't expect to meet again so soon!"

"If you don't want to see me, I'll make it clear, and I don't really want to see you. This time it's a bit urgent, so I'll borrow your car for it. Chen Li looked left and right, and the ridiculously large carriage had prepared tables and chairs suitable for humans, and the King of Inspiration had also prepared some fruit snacks intimately.

"Neighborhood, if Director Chen likes to take it!"

Chen Li raised his eyes and pointed at the King of Inspiration with the whites of his eyes: "I always feel that you are laughing at me for being poor." I'm a civil servant with a dead salary, where can I have spare money to keep pets?"

"The Eight Dragons will stay in the Inspiration Palace, how about I take care of it?"

"Excuse me. These eight beasts have obviously been stocked for a long time, and this wild ...... You don't feed them when you go out?"

The Inspiration King arched his hand and said, "Don't hide it from Director Chen, this Eight Dragons is specially dispatched to greet you." Usually I run errands by myself, and when I go far away, I still take a deer cart. ”