Fang Yi continued to write:

"Why are you still stunned?" the director glared at everyone, "Hurry up and persuade them to fight! Do you really want them to fight here?"

"Alas, wait. The protagonist grabbed the director and said, "Look, they seem to be talking about things in our zoo!"

The director of the garden will be suspicious, and listen carefully:

"It's boring for us to be so noisy, let outsiders watch the excitement, do you dare to go into the circus to have a look?"

"Just look, whoever is afraid of whom ......"

The director was surprised, "Are you really talking about our zoo, these are all tourists?"

"Isn't it normal to have tourists?" the protagonist pouted, "Principal, why are you so proflaming! ”

"Why are you still stunned?" the director was too lazy to talk to Chen Yu, and turned around, "Old Sun, hurry up and go to the ticket office to sell tickets!"

Lao Sun: "This is not yet the opening point!"

Principal: "The customer is God. ”

The protagonist raised the flyer in his hand, "We still have flyers to distribute!"

Director: "Then you go and send it alone, and we'll start business." ”

......

The zoo opened in a hurry.

Chen Yu did not stay at the gate of the zoo, but honestly returned to his circus house.

As soon as I sat down, I heard the voice of a tourist talking in the distance.

"I heard they say the circus house is over here, right?"

"Yes, it's over here. ”

"You're here to expose the guy who posted the video, too?"

"No, I wanted to taste what monkey wine tasted like. ”

"Do you really believe it?"

"It's all here, don't you know if you try it?"

"I don't believe it. ”

"I'm rubbing, don't you believe you still carry a bucket?"

"What do you say about me? Why do you still pick a pair of flat shoulders yourself?"

......

Sure enough, he came to my circus house, and the protagonist's eyes lit up when he heard the discussion, he had been waiting for this day for too long, as for the tourists' discussions?

"Welcome to my circus house. ”

As a service industry, the protagonist knows that the customer is God, and he smiles and speaks and behaves without any fault.

"Do you really have monkey wine in this circus house?" said a tourist.

"It's all here, don't you know if you go in and take a look?" The corners of Chen Yu's mouth rose, and he smiled at the tourist who was looking for trouble, that thing in the well, whether it was monkey wine or not, Chen Yu didn't dare to pack the ticket, there was no need to say death, it was better to leave some room for everyone to guess.

Raising the ticket in his hand, Chen Yu opened his throat and shouted: "If you want to buy a ticket, come and line up, the fairy tongue is not deceitful, and the ticket price is twenty-one." ”

"Twenty dollars a ticket?" the tourist stopped in an instant, "I have already bought a ticket to enter the zoo, why do I need a ticket to enter the circus?"

Chen Yu ignored the man's nonsense, so according to what you said, is it that when you enter the supermarket gate, everything there is free?

Soon, someone who knew the inside story stepped forward and took out twenty yuan and handed it to Chen Yu, "Give me a ticket." ”

The man glanced at Chen Yu deeply, "Lao Tzu, I have been waiting all night, if you don't have monkey wine here, then I must make you look good." ”

The protagonist smiles, "Have fun, have fun." ”

The man went in with an empty bottle of big Yibao water, Chen Yu turned his head to look at the tourists watching outside, "Is there anyone else who wants to go in?"

"Hehe, don't shout, we won't go in. ”

"It's useless for you to shout and cut your throat before that person comes out. ”

A kind of tourists all look at Chen Yu like idiots, they are all here for the monkey wine, and before the first tourist goes in to test the water, the others will not move if they are killed.

Chen Yu shrugged his shoulders and didn't force it, "You are free." ”

One minute, two minutes, five minutes passed.

The man came out of the exit, anger on his face.

A group of tourists hurriedly gathered around, "How is it? Is there really monkey wine in it?"

"Hey, your Cestbon bottle is still empty!"

"So, there's no monkey wine in it?"

"This boss is really a black-hearted businessman. ”

"Intolerable. ”

"Hey, why don't you speak?"

"yes! What's going on inside?"

......

I saw that the man had a gloomy face, ignored everyone's questions at all, and walked up to Chen Yu with an angry face.

Chen Yu looked at the man, for a second, two seconds, the man's face suddenly collapsed, "Brother, you are my own brother, I beg you, let those monkeys give me a monkey bar! That fragrance, I smelled it in for five minutes, it was too fragrant, too gluttonous, and it hooked my soul, you only let me smell it, don't let me drink it, I will die!"

"Why is there really monkey wine there?"

"Did you really see it?"

"You can't be To, right?"

Hearing the man's words, a group of onlookers immediately exploded.

"That's the monkeys' stuff. Chen Yu spread his hands, "If you want to drink, buy it from the monkeys! What's the use of telling me?" In his heart, Chen Yu really sneered, buy a cup of milk tea and pay ten yuan! I set the price of monkey wine low enough, do you still want to drink it for nothing?

"I bought it with the monkeys!" said the man, grimacing, "but no matter how much I teased the monkeys, they ignored me or took my money, and even one of the gray-haired monkeys rolled his eyes at me." ”

"I have money. The man took out his wallet, and it was bulging, "You say, how much is a cup? As long as you can let me have a drink, I can give you as much as I want, and the taste is unbearable." The man looked at Chen Yu's eyes, he was a little resentful, and he hated himself, why did he believe what kind of bullshit video he was! Monkey wine, how can it really be a hundred yuan a cup? Now the wallet is not guaranteed!

"Monkeys don't sell you wine, shouldn't it!" Chen Yu frowned, and then as if he had thought of something, he patted his head, "Oh, I forgot to say, if you want to buy wine with the monkey, in addition to the money, you must also give the ticket to the monkey, that is to say, one person can only buy one cup, this is also for the sake of all of you, or you are all like you, the bucket of the bucket, the burden of the burden, how many monkey wine I have, that is not enough to sell, so how can the people who come behind drink?"

The group of people in front of me is indeed a little too much, and they are all fully armed, where are they here to visit the circus? ?

This is clearly a big sweep!

"Boss, why didn't you say it earlier?" Hearing Chen Yu's words, the man's eyes became even more resentful, "So, do I have to spend another twenty yuan to buy a ticket?"