Chapter 207: It's on Fire
"Is there really monkey wine?"
"One person is only allowed to buy one drink with a ticket?"
Before Chen Yu could speak, the tourists below began to discuss, "Since there is really monkey wine, the ticket for twenty yuan is not expensive, boss, bring me one too." After saying that, the man looked at the first person with a little pity, "Dude, thank you for exploring the way, we will all remember you." As he spoke, the man himself burst out laughing.
As the first person to eat crabs, because I didn't know the rules, I took a bite of the crab and found that the crab shell couldn't bite badly, so I didn't eat it, haha, it's so interesting.
"Okay! I'm out of luck. The first tourist touched his nose and said a little depressed: "Boss, bring me another ticket." ”
Chen Yu blinked, "Actually, you don't have to buy tickets anymore." ”
The man: "Huh?"
Chen Yu explained: "The online video site also implements a membership system, one payment of foreign exchange, free of charge that month, my circus house is not a golden house, and there is no Yan Ruyu in it, how can you watch it once and receive it once, then I am not a black businessman?"
Chen Yu's core competitiveness of the circus house is not actually to visit the circus performance, appropriate, Chen Yu also made changes to the ticket rules for this reason, "As long as you have a ticket in your hand, then you can enter the circus house infinitely, as long as you have a ticket in your hand, then it is free for life." Chen Yu announced to everyone with a smile.
"It can be like this. The tourists were stunned for a moment, and then immediately became excited, "Long live the boss." ”
"Boss with a conscience!"
"Boss, that's good, I like a boss like you who thinks about customers. ”
The tourists did not hesitate to praise their words, and they praised Chen Yu for a while.
Only the person who went first blinked his eyes, and while the crowd was still excited, he suddenly said, "Boss, give me a ticket." ”
Chen Yu blinked, "You lost your ticket?"
"Nope. The man smirked, "But you can only drink one drink at the monkey bar for one ticket?" ”
The noisy tourists stopped talking abruptly, and for a second, two seconds, a louder noise suddenly erupted, "Damn, this is cheating!"
"Boss, one person is limited to one cup, he already has a ticket, he can't sell him anymore!"
"He's cheating, and he should be disqualified from buying tickets. ”
Now it's not the same as before, everyone was skeptical, but now everyone knows that there is monkey wine in it, but they don't know how much it is.
Every time someone else drinks, they have one less drink!
What if the monkey wine is just finished because of that glass?
All the tourists quit and condemned the guy.
At first, the tourist was so angry that he shook the grass, I spent money to buy a ticket to the circus, are you so excited?
Chen Yu didn't expect this to happen, and after thinking about it, he said: "As long as it is a ticket to be purchased in line, no matter how many times you queue up, it can be considered a normal purchase, but you can only buy one at a time." ”
"Well, here's the ticket you wanted. Chen Yu turned out that the person had money in his hand, and handed the person a ticket with a silent face, but deep down, he smiled, not only one person bought two tickets, but also a large number of tourists were waiting in line to buy, if it was put in the past, how could there be such a grand occasion in his circus house?
"Boss, bring me one. ”
"I want one too. ”
"Damn, don't cut the line!"
"How did you know that you saw me cut in line? ”
A group of tourists instantly made a noise.
Those who bought tickets scrambled to the circus.
Those who didn't buy tickets squeezed forward one by one.
"Come one by one, come one by one, don't squeeze, don't rob, all of them, all of them!" Chen Yu finally couldn't hold back, and his face was happy.
In just a few minutes, the ticket was snatched up, and no one on site was able to buy one, and then they swarmed into the circus house.
Chen Yu looked into the distance, made sure that there should be no one outside, and no one should come in a short time, closed the door, took out his mobile phone, and walked towards the circus house.
Tourists' on-site experience, if this is made into a video and put on the Internet, there should be no better means of publicity, right?
Monkey Mountain.
A group of monkeys crouched in a row.
It may be that there is a glass cover that gives them courage, these monkeys are very bold, pleasantly looking at those strange creatures outside, for tourists, watching monkeys is a way to play time, for monkeys, watching tourists is also a way to pass the time.
"It's so fragrant!" a tourist, lying on the glass, stared at the foot, desperately looking at the foot of the monkey mountain, "This fragrance, smell it is clean, people can't help but want to taste it, this ticket, it's worth it, even if you can't drink wine, just smell the taste, this trip is worth it." ”
"Gollum. There was a tourist next to him who was not very greedy, but he was forced to swallow a mouthful of saliva by the man, and hurriedly stretched his neck to smell it in the air, and then looked intoxicated, "There is no strong smell of wine, but the fragrance of various fruits is transmitted in wisps." ”
Inside the Monkey Mountain, the monkeys apparently also noticed the strangeness of the tourists.
I saw a turn of gray-haired eyes, jumped down from the monkey mountain, ran to the edge of the well, scooped up a barrel of fruit wine from inside, poured it into a disposable paper cup, and then cracked his mouth, staggered to the front of the glass cover, put the paper cup in a place that tourists could see, but could not reach, and then squatted on the ground, looking at the tourists outside with a bad expression.
"Damn, this monkey has become a sperm. ”
"What kind of expression does it have, why do I want to punch it so much?"
"Come, monkey, give me that glass of wine, and I'll give you a banana in a moment. ”
"Leave the monkey alone, and look at the wine. ”
"Oh, what's wrong with the wine?"
The crowd of tourists craned their necks and looked desperately into the paper cups.
Orange-yellow, crystal clear, without a trace of impurities, a rich fruit, a hundred flowers fragrant, from the paper cup wisps of silk.
"It's so fragrant, this wine is really not ordinary. Someone secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"I don't know what the color and flavor are, but when I see this glass of fruit wine, I already know what the color and fragrance are. ”
"Huh? This wine doesn't taste?"
"Not really. ”
"Then how do you say you know the color and smell?"
"I haven't drunk it, how do I know what it tastes like?"
"Ah, I can't help it, I'm going to drink. A tourist quickly stepped forward, took out a hundred yuan from his pocket, and along with the ticket, stuffed it into a small hole in the glass.