After Zhang Meng picked up Wu Han, he ran to find something delicious with his little girlfriend after practicing martial arts every day, and saw that the two "disciples" were addicted to beauty, Wang Lao only felt that his brain hurt, although a master like him could live to be eighty or ninety years old, but Wang Lao couldn't help but cry, saying that there were Xu Yi and Zhang Meng, two "disciples", and he was about to reduce his life by ten years.

"Old man, it's not that serious, at most you will live two years less. ”

"You stinky boy!"

Wang Lao yelled at Zhang Meng angrily, and clutched his stomach in a bad mood and said that he was so angry that his heart hurt.

"Lao Wang, you cover your stomach. Xu Yi sandwiched a piece of thinly cut mutton and put it in the hot pot, and after seven or eight times, he left the pot soup and ate it with the small ingredients in the oil dish, and glanced at Wang Lao and pointed out that he was covering it in the wrong position.

"How can the old man be wrong if he is a master, obviously you are wrong. ”

The strong old Wang pressed it up quietly, sighing and saying that his heart hurts.

"Poof!" Zhang Meng laughed, scooped up the potato slices and old tofu that sank at the bottom of the pot, the soft and glutinous potatoes boiled were attractively colored, and the old tofu was full of soup, and he wanted to taste it when he looked at it.

"Stop, that's what the old man put down!"

Seeing that his favorite potato chips and old tofu were caught by Zhang Meng, Wang Laoshou quickly snatched them back, without spilling a drop of soup during the whole process.

Although Zhang Meng said that his body technique was so powerful that Wang Lao had to be very close to detect it, Wang Lao's hand speed was too fast, and before Zhang Meng could react, there was no colander in his hand.

"Elder Wang, what about those who say they don't use force?"

Zhang Meng shouted, this was set by Wang Lao himself, saying that the delicious hot pot depends on his ability, but he can't use force, only physical strength.

"The old man didn't use force, he used his hands. ”

The old and refined Wang Lao has no image of a master.

"You're cheating!"

"Boy, you're still very tender~"

……

"Huh. ”

Xu Yi worked hard throughout the whole process and did not participate in the "friendly" exchanges between Zhang Meng and Wang Lao.

How could the young Zhang Meng be able to beat the treacherous and cunning Wang Lao, and was said to be defeated, however, after the "battle situation" between the two of them was suspended, he saw that the vegetables and meat in the hot pot had been eaten up by Xu Yi.

"Lao Xu, I didn't expect you to be such a person, I misjudged you!"

"Stinky boy, don't leave a little for the old man!"

The two of them regretted it, so they could only complain in heartache and pour lettuce meat into the pot.

"Tsk, I'm full, Mengzi and Lao Wang, you can continue to wait. ”

fluttering Xu Yi wiped his mouth, turned around and left in a chic manner, leaving Zhang Meng and Wang Lao, who looked at each other, waiting for the dishes that sank to the bottom of the hot pot to be cooked.

After eating the hot pot, Xu Yi went to the practice room again to master two life-saving tricks.

"Xiao Clan's Survival Technique" protects the heart, while "Royal Family's Life Preservation Method" protects the head, and after mastery of control, you can avoid fatal attacks on the head and heart in battle.

"I don't know what kind of life the Sun clan protects?"

I have obtained two life-saving recipes, and Xu Yi said to the remaining one that he was not curious, it was fake.

There are a lot of auxiliary appliances in the exercise area, Xu Yi first blocked the dodge ball that randomly hit the heart with the back of his hand, and then hit the dodge ball that attacked the head back with an elbow, which was used by Wang Lao to install the brother I and their practice method.

Wang Lao could not be hit through a hundred randomly shaking dodgeballs, and in practice, Zhang Meng could also dodge 95% of attacks by relying on his super agility.

And Xu Yi ...... Hundreds of shots were smashed by the ball, and they were covered with lime marks. This point was teased many times, and later, Xu Yi counterattacked the dodgeball like a stake, often unable to stand the force to break a ball.

"It seems that Wang Lao is going to recite the scriptures again. ”

Thinking about things, Xu Yi's mind was slightly empty, and he broke three dodgeballs without paying attention, thinking of the picture of himself being broken by Wang Lao, he couldn't help but have a big head.

"The boat is naturally straight to the bridge, so let's slip. ”

Xu Yi, who slipped back to his room, washed off the lime powder on his hands, pretending that nothing had happened, although he could run the monk and couldn't run the temple, but it was a while to be able to drag it out.

There is an extra small black ball on the bedside table, this is a prop that Xu Yi bought in order to avenge the Xiao family, the little black ball is like a ball of plasticine, tearing off a little bit and throwing it on the enemy's clothes will melt into the skin, which can make people itch all day, and throw it for more days to superimpose.

“1388？”

Ever since that day he scared 1388 with his delusional eyes, this little retarded person can be silent and cry when he has to be driven out to answer the host's questions.

Because Xu Yi waited until the cooldown time of the Broken Eye was emptied, he would use the Broken Eye to scare 1388 from time to time.

"Su, host!" "Crying into a ball, 1388 lives have no love to come out.

"Isn't the shell of the system ready?"

After handing over the task, Xu Yi thought that the shell of the system would be completed quickly, but he didn't expect that after waiting for more than two months, the shell was still far away.

"Soon, soon, soon......" In the eyes of 1388's cat, the host Xu Yi is the existence of a great demon king who is more powerful than the big demon king, and he trembles every time he speaks.

"Is it that scary?"

Let the little mentally retarded go back, Xu Yi touched his chin and asked himself: "It's because it's too timid, it's not my fault." ”

There was an angry roar from the practice room.

"Promise!"

Wang Lao came to the practice room after eating the hot pot, only to see three broken balls on the dodge shelf, no need to guess that it must be Xu Yi's "masterpiece".

Wang Lao regrets not being at the beginning, this stinky boy has ruined his fifteen dodge balls, every time he changes to a new one, in order to match the running track with the original dodge, Wang Lao has to debug the old man for a long time, otherwise there will always be an error if someone else installs it.

Zhang Meng, who was watching the situation in the house by the door, knew that his good brother was going to be recited again, and he didn't know whether to sympathize with Xu Yi or Wang Lao.

In the end, Xu Yi still couldn't escape Wang Lao's broken thoughts, and the life of the read was overshadowed and dark.

In Xu Yi's expectation, the time for the system shell fusion has finally arrived, and 1388 trembling and telling Xu Yi that on the day of fusion, as the binder of the system, it may be uncomfortable, and it is recommended that it is safer at home.

"Shhhh

Xu Yi only felt a splitting headache, as if something was turning over in his head, and the pain could still be endured for a while, but his forehead, which throbbed from time to time, made him rub his forehead uncontrollably.

"Oh my God...... If I don't stop, my Heavenly Spirit Gai will fly. ”

Lying on the bed complaining weakly, Xu Yi struggled to let himself not hit the wall to transfer the headache. Just when Xu Yi was about to hold back himself, a light curtain suddenly projected above his eyes.

"Light curtains?"

Xu Yi called the system in his heart, the light curtain flashed, and there were faint fluctuations on the surface, and after choosing to close, the light curtain disappeared in an instant.

"This is an upgrade, 1388, you come out and explain. ”

There was still a pain in his head, Xu Yi's mental state was not very good, his eyelids drooped and his eyes were blurred, Xu Yi forced himself to let the little mentally retarded come out to speak, but until he fell asleep, 1388 still had no sound.

When he woke up, Xu Yi was full of energy and refreshed to move his body, making his whole body click.

"Meow ......"

"Well, the cat?"

Xu Yi looked over at the sound and saw a black and white little milk cat on his bed, who was fighting with the quilt, and meowed to want to cross the quilt mountain.

"Why is this cat a little familiar?"

Walking over and putting the little milk cat in a flat place, Xu Yi felt inexplicably close to this sudden kitten.

"Meow meow?meow meow?!"

The little milk cat rubbed its eyes with its cat's paws, glanced at Xu Yi, and rubbed its eyes with its cat's paws, as if it had been hit and froze still, its eyes were wet, and it could see the words heartbroken and painful from its eyes.

"Wait, you're ...... 1388？”

The color of the kitten is familiar, and then look at its humanized performance, Xu Yi's mind flashed with inspiration, overlapping the kitten and the little mentally retarded, and the coat color and pattern are exactly the same as 1388.

"Meow meow! Meow meow!"

Hearing Xu Yi's words, the black and white little milk cat jumped on Xu Yi's thigh excitedly, and couldn't be afraid, and meowed at Xu Yi, especially excited.

"Heh, give up, I don't understand cat language. ”

Even though Meowmeow's little milk cat looks very cute and cute, but she is pitiful, weak and helpless, Xu Yi is ruthless and unreasonable to tell the truth.

"Meow!!"

1388 cried into a ball, clawing his face and whining.

It's such a miserable intelligence, and it finally raised its own little fish to get along day and night, and it was mercilessly thrown out by the upgraded system, and no matter how hard it tries, it can't return to the smart space. What's more, the host who woke up couldn't understand what it said!!

"Oh, I see. ”

Letting the little mentally retarded cry into a ball, Xu Yi groped for the newly upgraded system, and by the way, he used his delusional eyes to check the smart space, but found that the fish raised by the little mentally retarded were still inside.

[Hello, the official binder of the Ruobel Star 1388 system, I am a bug fish. 】

The fish confessed his identity frankly, and also told Xu Yi why 1388 was thrown out of the smart space.

"Meow?!"

The little retarded who suspected the cat's body froze, and the pain was unbelievable.

"Did you hear that? You were thrown by your little fish. ”

"It said that you masturbated it every day, and it was so much that its scales were about to fall off, so it took the opportunity of the system upgrade to find a loophole and kicked you out. ”

Xu Yi, who acted as an interpreter, truthfully told the truth about the incident, trying to put on a serious face, just ignoring the corners of his mouth that were rising wildly.

"Meow meow!meow!!"

1388 cried miserably, being kicked out by his beloved little fish, which made it more difficult to accept than being kicked by the system, and he cried uncontrollably.

"Hahahahaha. ”

"Okay, okay, little retarded, I'll take you in for the time being. ”

For the sake of 1388's contribution to such a big joke, Xu Yi, who had a little sympathy, wiped away the tears that came out of laughter.

Since the binding, Xu Yi has lost count of how many times he has wanted to beat up the little retarded, and now 1388 is "automatically" sent to the door, of course, he seized the opportunity to leave it.

"Meow ......"

1388 lay on the bed and tilted his head, looking like he was too hard to hit and "didn't look dead".