Chapter Seventy-Five: The Monkey and Cat Controversy

Poor 1388 was abandoned by the little fish he raised, the blow was too big, he had no hope for life, and he just wanted to be a salted fish.

"Dogs?"

Xu Yi poked the body of the little mentally retarded cat and lit a candle for it.

"Meow ......"

Glancing at the host sadly, 1388 struggled to get up, his limbs and bones exuding a dejected breath, and his head was buried in the quilt, not afraid of suffocation.

Xu agreed, and persuaded it with a smile: "It's better to die than to live, look at the point, maybe the next time the system changes, you can still drill loopholes and squeeze in?"

The little milk cat didn't want to talk and threw a cat fart to Xu Yi.

"Be quiet there, I'll laugh at you later." ”

Unceremoniously taking the little intellectual disability as a joke, Xu Yi opened the new interface of the system, and a warm light curtain appeared in front of him.

The previous system light board was a large translucent tile with several small templates, and the cube-shaped shop was attached to the light board like a floating ball, but after this update, the store and many other templates are all round, and you will enter the sub-interface with a single click.

"It's more like a game. Xu Yi looked at the circle of the representative characters in the upper left corner, and clicked into it to see the personal attribute panel, full of a sense of déjà vu, making Xu Yi feel like he was playing a game.

The stats show that Constitution is 9.4, Intelligence is 9.2, Agility is 5.5, and the Lucky attribute is still 3.

There are four circles arranged vertically below the avatar, and the contents are Skills: Life Extension, Talents: Breaking Delusional Eyes, and Aura: Information Hidden Level 1 Aura, Map: Route Traverse, Terrain Detection.

In the upper right corner is the information bar and the shop, the raffle, and the backpack-shaped pattern.

"Bugfish, since 1388 was kicked out by you, and you can't speak human words, then it's up to you to be a smart elf. ”

Xu Yi, who wanted to ask, remembered that the little intellectual disability had become a cat in reality, and the communication with it was all guesswork.

The little milk kitten who was determined to suffocate himself moved his tail.

[Sorry binders, I can't replace its work.] 】

Small fish float around in the smart space.

"Oh, what's the reason?"

Xu Yi was curious, and he thought that the bug fish could be qualified for the duties of the little mentally retarded.

[The intelligence of the system belongs to uniqueness. 】

Bug Little Fish just wants to be clean and clean, and no longer face the danger of being bald and scaled.

"Unique?"

In other words, no matter how much code the bug fish eats 1388, how similar the data is to it, it can't replace the small intellectual disability to become the certified intelligence of the system.

"Meow~"

Knowing that the little fish could not become a system elf, 1388 happily regained his vitality, jumped around on Xu Yi's bed, and when he ran to the pillow, he saw a few white monkey hairs on the pillow, stepped forward to sniff it, and turned away from the cat's head without interest.

"This is my monkey son's, this little cub went to his monkey mother for a few days, and made his grandmother go openly. ”

Xu Yi pinched the white monkey hair and put it in the box on the bedside table, the little monkey cub was very concerned about his hair, and he would put it away every time it fell off, so that Xu Yi also formed the habit of putting away the monkey hair when he saw it.

Sitting on the cat's paws to think, 1388 was still so keen that his sense of smell smelled a monkey's breath, and the room was full of monkey smell, making it want to barre its teeth inexplicably and be irritable.

I wondered a little in my heart, why would it, as an intelligent data, care about a monkey?

"Huh?"

As soon as the monkey cubs, who were entertaining in the family compound, came back, they didn't have time to turn their heels to express their excitement when they smelled other animals in the house.

"Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?"

The monkey cub was suddenly unhappy, jumped out of the monkey girl's arms and jumped to the ground, turning around the room, Xiao Yuyan followed it behind.

"Tsk!"

After a round of inspection, the little monkey cub saw the black and white little milk cat on the monkey father's bed, like a child being robbed of his beloved toy, jumped on the bed and stepped on the back of the little milk cat, two little paws grabbed a pinch of back hair and began to pluck the cat hair.

"Meow ——!"

1388, who is in the "lovelorn" period, felt heavy on his body, and in a burst of pain, the cat hair flew and fell, screaming and rolling to try to drop the monkey on his back, but no matter how he rolled, the little monkey still pulled its angry plucking.

The little monkey grabbed the back hair of the little milk cat despite the force, and continued to pull it out while chirping, and the two small things that were the size of palms just fought.

You grab me a handful of hair, I grab you a handful of hair, cat hair and monkey hair are flying all over the sky, the fight is inexorable, and the battle situation is extremely warm.

"Are they all right?"

Xiao Yuyan wanted to divide the two little guys, but he didn't know where to start, so he could only put aside and watch worriedly.

"It's okay, they're all small and don't have much strength. Xu Yi asked his girlfriend not to care about the monkey cat "war", opened his eyes and coaxed people to talk nonsense, pretending not to see the cat hair and monkey hair all over the bed.

……

Xiao Yuyan looked at the two little ones speechlessly, and when he tried to separate them for the fifth time but failed, he was still coaxed away by Xu Yi to eat.

"Xiaobai, Xiaohua, do you two still want to fight?"

Rolling it up with a piece of paper, Xu Yi knocked the little monkey and 1388 on the head respectively.

"Tsk!"

"Meow!"

The monkey name of the little monkey is given by the monkey girl, and the cat name of 1388 is called out casually by Xu Yi, even if it is killed, it does not recognize, and after being called many times, it gradually accepts its fate, and takes Xiaohua as his new name.

The monkey cub Xiaobai and the little milk cat Xiaohua "fought" for hundreds of rounds a few days ago, until Xu Yi and Yuyan came back after dating, and they were still fighting, as if they were natural opponents, and they were extremely red when they met.

Originally, Xu Yi still turned a blind eye, but as a result, two naughty little things chased me and destroyed the decoration of the house, and the angry Xu Yi forcibly separated the two and ordered them to think about the wall.

"The protest is ineffective, and if the fight continues, there will be no one to live in my house. ”

Xu Yi really didn't expect that Xiaobai and Xiaohua looked small, but the destructive power was so great, not only scratched the curtains, knocked down the vase, but also broke the lampshade of the bedside lamp, it was so skinny that he couldn't wait to tie them up and hang them on the drying rack, so that the two of them could reflect on their mistakes.

A monkey and a cat thought about it again, and looked at Xu Yi with their farts in frustration, and it was meaningless for monkeys (cats) who couldn't fight, and they resolutely didn't want to do this.

"Look, you can, do you know how to live in peace?"

Sternly training the two unconscious, Xu Yi can only be glad that the store-bought props can be placed in the backpack bar, otherwise when they fight, if they touch the whole person's little black ball, they will be itchy and rolling all over the ground, and you can imagine what a tragic picture it is.

"Twitter......", "Meow ......"

The mischievous combination responded unwillingly, no matter how reluctant they were, they left if they were disobedient anyway, and the bear "child" was disobedient, that was too little.