Chapter 135: Curves Save the Country
Before Tang Jin signed up, the flow of people in front of the booth of the English Association was not strong, and it was even more deserted than the number of other clubs on the side.
Speaking English is a skill that every student needs to master, but for students at Mizuki University, if they want to study abroad, they can prepare for the TOEFL and IELTS exams on their own, and if they want to develop their spoken English, they can also go to the school's English corner to communicate with foreign students.
The English Association is a bit of a chicken.
However, after Tang Jin signed up, especially after those senior sisters deliberately pulled Tang Jin to chat when Tang Jin was holding the membership card of the English Association, the number of people who came to sign up increased instantly.
Among them, men are the majority, and this number is growing rapidly.
In the back, the senior sister in charge of registration was already too busy, and in desperation, the two senior sisters who were chatting with Tang Jin could only go over to help, and Tang Jin was able to withdraw and walk away.
When Su Wang and Tang Jin left, there was a conversation between the senior sister of the English Association and the person who signed up.
"Classmate, you are a Japanese major, why do you report to our English Association if you don't report to the Japanese Association?"
"I'm a Japanese major, but I prefer English. ”
"Why don't you apply for an English major if you like English?"
"I didn't wake up until I got to school, I prefer English, and I regret it!"
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Su Wang was silent for a while, admiring the student's sassy words in his heart, it was really sassy, and such words could be spoken.
After walking around the campus with Tang Jin for a while, Su Wang sent Tang Jin back to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory, and then turned around and returned to the dormitory.
"Third brother, you really should go with us, it's really a long experience, I didn't expect that there are so many clubs in our school. ”
"It's really varied, there are three religions and nine streams, you don't know, I even saw a comic club, all of which are comics from the island country, and a few of them were drawn by the members of the club themselves, and the painting is called a good look. ”
When Su Wang saw the obscene look on the fourth child's face, he knew what the content of the comic was.
In a certain cultural aspect, the island nation has a strong export capacity and has benefited many people.
Of course, Su Wang also knew that it was impossible for the dignified Mizuki University Comics Club to draw such vulgar comics, even if they wanted to draw them, they would hide them and enjoy them for themselves, and they would take it out so openly, probably just trying to trick a group of new members.
"This is nothing, it is said that a beautiful freshman signed up for the English club tonight, which instantly detonated the entire club, and the number of applicants reached more than two hundred. ”
"It's a pity that when I rushed over with the fourth child, the beautiful freshman was already gone, but according to the boy on the side, the girl was definitely the freshman of our year, and it was said that she was still in the law department. ”
When Xu Hao said this, his eyes suddenly looked at Su Wang, and said, "Third child, you said that your girlfriend is also from the law department, why don't you help find out the information of this beautiful freshman." ”
Belch......
The corners of Su Wang's mouth twitched, and he snorted a hammer, you are talking about my girlfriend.
"Don't count on it, that's my girlfriend. ”
In order to prevent these two wolves from doing anything, Su Wang felt that he still had to tell them the truth, and after his words fell, Xu Hao and Shen Zidong were indeed stunned.
A few seconds later......
"Third child, your joke is not funny at all. ”
"Third brother, what's that, I didn't say it, although you look ...... Well...... It's okay, but the boyfriend who left school is really a bit of a gap. ”
"That's right, the third child, you have a degree of joking, okay. ”
Looking at the two laughing appearances, Su Wang also smiled, and at this moment, the boss pushed open the bedroom door and walked in.
"I'm exhausted. ”
As soon as he entered the bedroom, the eldest Liu Jian lay directly on his bed, and the whole person seemed to be paralyzed.
"Boss, what did you do this night?"
"I sent some fruit to the girls, invited a few male classmates from other dormitories to make a skewer, and consumed more than 300 yuan for me, and I was distressed. ”
"Boss, you're going too far, invite other dormitories to eat, don't invite us to dormitories. The fourth said dissatisfied.
"Our own brothers don't have to be so outside, no, I also brought you some fruit, and I'll wash you." ”
seemed to know that his behavior would dissatisfy his bedroom brothers, Liu Jian consciously took the fruit to the bathroom to wash it, and after washing it, put it on the table.
"For the sake of your sincerity, boss, I will forgive you this time. ”
The second brother Xu Hao was very satisfied with the boss's actions, grabbed a peach and put it in his mouth, and the brothers chatted nonsense while eating the fruit.
"What you said about the association, I talked to my fellow senior today, he said that after the general association recruits new people, it will not be in the stall to recruit new people, but this does not mean that there is no way to sign up again, after all, the club is this thing, they want to sign up more and more, so it is good to charge more dues. ”
The boss shared all the information he found tonight for free.
"You can go directly to the English Association tomorrow to sign up, of course, it's okay if you don't behave so obviously. ”
"That's a great idea, but where's the English Society?"
"Yes, we don't know the address of a community like this, except for the members of the community. ”
"Find someone to ask, so let's ask my fellow senior, he should know, if it doesn't work, we'll ask if we see someone on the road. ”
"It's okay to go directly to BBS and ask no. ”
Xu Hao took out his laptop, his family background is good, in fact, except for a few poor students, students who can be admitted to Mizuki University will not have a bad family background, after all, it takes cost to train a college student, and the cost of cultivating a college student from Mizuki University is even higher.
And even if he is a poor student, once he is admitted to Mizuki University, the city and county, including the town and the village, and the bonuses given by the school, are enough for him to live a good life in school, and it is not difficult to buy a laptop.
On the exclusive forum of Shuimu University, Xu Hao registered an account, and after some operation verification, he began to post, because he couldn't show it too obviously after listening to what the boss said, so Xu Hao thought about it and wrote the title.
SOS: What is the name of the association next to the School English Association?
"This title is tactful enough, so that no one can see our intentions, this is called the curve to save the country. ”
Xu Hao looked proud, and the students of Shuimu University were also very enthusiastic, and soon there were many replies below.
"Is the landlord asking about the left or right side of the English Association?"
Xu Hao: "Left." ”
"On the left is the Francophone Society. ”
Xu Hao: "Then how should the French Association go?" ”
"Turn left when you get out of the English Association, and the offices of the two associations are on the same floor. ”
Xu Hao: ......
"Is there something wrong with the IQ of this group of people, and do I still need him to answer this answer?"
Xu Hao was a little dissatisfied, but Su Wang felt that there was nothing wrong with the answer, but Xu Hao would not just give up, and then typed back: "Of course I know that I will arrive by turning left from the English Association, but I have only been to the English Association once and have forgotten the way." ”
"The English Department has 3 buildings and 4 floors. ”
After getting the answer, Xu Hao showed a happy look on his face, searched the school map from the forum, and finally found the location of the 4th floor of Building 3 of the English Department.
"Second child, why did you delete the post?"
Seeing that Xu Hao deleted the post after getting the answer, the boss asked with some curiosity.
Xu Hao showed a smug smile on his face and said: "You don't understand, I estimate that the news of a freshman school flower in the English Association is about to spread all over now, and many freshman perverts will also participate in the forum, wouldn't it give them a chance if this post was kept." ”
"In the face of competitors, the best way is not to leave them any chance, I was the first in our school in high school, the second guy chased me very closely, every exam was so bad for me so many points, in order to completely defeat him, as long as the school has any activities, such as "three good students", student representative speeches and scholarships, I can grab everything with him, even if it is an inconsequential ordinary exam, I will do my best, do not give him any chance to surpass me, and finally he chose to transfer to a school next door. ”
Su Wang and the three of them looked at the smug look on the face of the second student, they could imagine how big the psychological shadow of the second student was, and when they met a ruthless person like the second child, they would also choose to transfer to another school.
"Okay, the location has been inquired, hurry up and go to bed, it's time for the official class tomorrow. ”
The eldest spoke, and the fourth Shen Zidong went to the bathroom to wash, walked out after half a ring, wiped his face with a towel, and said suspiciously: "Why do you feel that your face is a little itchy, is it because your face was peeled by the sun during military training?"
"Fourth, you are still peeling, you are the most lazy in the whole military training, if you are all peeling, then we are all Africans. Xu Hao retorted.
Su Wang glanced at the face of the fourth child, his face was a little red, at this moment, the fourth child was constantly grasping with his hands, and he had already grabbed a few red marks.
"Could it be a skin allergy?"
"How is it possible, I have never had skin allergies, besides, I didn't have allergies during military training, how could I be allergic at this time. ”
The fourth child's answer made Su Wang also a little puzzled, and he, who was still sitting on the bed of the fourth child in the lower bunk, didn't know when he had climbed onto his own bed in the upper bunk, and said weakly in a voice not much bigger than a mosquito: "It seems that I just wiped the peaches with this towel." ”
"Liu Jian, I'll fight with you. ”
Bang bang crackle!
Coincidentally, at this time, the lights in the bedroom happened to be turned off, and Su Wang and Xu Hao could only feel the shaking of the ground from the bed next door.
"It's okay, you don't hit people in the face. ”
"I'm going to hit you in the face, and you've disfigured me. ”
"If you don't let go, I'm going to fight back. ”
"Well, you fight back. ”
"Eat me with a trick Mount Tai to the top. ”
"Month" in the column. ”
"The immortals show the way. ”
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