Chapter 0069 - Alphabet Huddle Forward [Add Change for Alliance Leader Taiwuwux!]
In the middle of the mountainside, above the clouds, there were three elder seats.
The real man in the inkbox squinted and snoozed.
When a person is old, his attention is not easy to concentrate, his interest is in the third level, and he doesn't care about the first two levels, so it's better to take a break.
The ink box is a hundred feet away to the east.
Lingzhouyue and Yinyue Zhenren, the peerless two moons, are very close, and they are nine thousand years apart, but they are as close as a pair of good sisters.
Ling Zhouyue's wide robe pulled his hips, his expression was tired, and he was bored with his head and poured wine, and the wine juice that occasionally leaked from his lips slid down the snow neck into the robe, and was quickly dried by the breeze, and he was sassy.
"Every time, it's the most boring of the second level, so boring that I regret sitting here as an elder...... I still remember that the last time the emperor was a little boy to take the sword, in order to save a little insignificant strength, he fought with the devouring beast, grinding from morning to night, and it was already dark when he rushed out of the rock road, and I drank 500 pots of wine before and after that day, do you know what concept does the master of 500 pots of wine know? What kind of sword conference to observe, that day I spent more time observing the weeds in the toilet than observing his sword. ”
Yinyue Zhenren shook her head and smiled, with a faint pampering in her dignified and soft smile, for her, watching a group of Tianjiao grow into giants step by step is also a pleasant thing for her to be physically and mentally happy.
"Perhaps, Xiao Ran and Chu Yan can give you some surprises. ”
Ling Zhouyue pouted.
"What's the surprise? My apprentice I still don't understand, he is very good at skills, but he is limited by his dismal cultivation, his endurance is far poor, and he doesn't know what he did last night, and he gave birth to the same panda eyes as Li Wuxie's kidney deficiency for hundreds of years overnight, what do you call this? He has already refined his qi and has not suffered any injuries, how can he make such a low-level mistake?"
Yinyue Zhenren glanced at her body, smiled but didn't say anything, didn't explain much, and there was a vague sense in her eyes that she didn't know how to be blessed in the blessing.
As for the second level of the test of endurance, she also felt that it was difficult for Xiao Ran and the others to pass the test as quickly as the first level of skills.
"Alas, the test of endurance is to embarrass them, this time there is not even the Pulp Devouring Beast, even with the assistance of the first face spiritual power, if you want to pass the test safely, you have to be careful, I am afraid that you will not be able to pass until dark. ”
......
Sword Mound Mountain, the flame strata, the hot slurry in the rock tunnel is rolling.
The pale green spiritual shield shielded from magma and heat, swaying like a candle flame and a trembling jelly under the wash of the flames.
Hold the end into a ball?
Reverse spin borrowing current rolling?
Xiao Ran frowned and fell into deep thought.
Theoretically, there is nothing wrong with what Chu Yan said.
The volume is fixed, the structure of the sphere is the most stable, and the surface area is also the smallest, which means that the aura cover covering the sphere has the smallest area and the most stable structure, even if it hits turbulence and rolling stones, it is not easy to disintegrate.
At the same time, the laws of fluid mechanics and spin spiritual power told him that moving forward in a spherical spirit spiral rolling way was the most energy-saving spiritual power.
Xiao Ran understands this truth.
It's just that I was too obsessed with the distance between men and women before, and I forgot for a while that I could move forward in this way.
Chu Yan is very smart and put forward a plan in time.
However, new problems also arise.
How to hug the head and tail?
Isn't it the kind of model where two numbers are reversed?
Xiao Ran pretended not to know, and asked Chu Yan in a calm tone:
"How do you think we should hold together?"
Chu Yan was stunned, and looked up at Xiao Ran's respectful face.
She suddenly realized that the height difference between the two was close to a foot, and the originally planned posture might not be able to hook each other, and the effect might not be good, so her brain moved and she thought of a new plan temporarily.
"How else can you hold a group, you hold your feet with both hands to form a big ring, and I also hold your feet with both hands to form a small ring, and my small ring is put in your big ring, doesn't it become a spherical shape?"
Oh, it turns out not numerically, but alphabetically......
Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief.
But he thought about it, isn't this a ring, what about the end of the group that he said before to form a spherical shape?
Combined with Chu Yan's slightly flustered glow, he guessed that she might feel ashamed and temporarily changed her plans.
This little girl is quite measured!
Xiao Ran nodded with satisfaction.
"Yes, just do it. ”
Hatsuyan bent down.
She has a small body, extremely flexible muscles and bones, and her whole body is weak and boneless.
Soon, she connected herself from end to end, forming a small ring standing on her feet, and her face was also round, and her expression was extremely serious, looking inexplicably cute and making people want to laugh.
She also seemed to notice the seemingly absent smile on Xiao Ran's face, and said angrily:
"Don't laugh. ”
Xiao Ran's expression was cold, and he nodded solemnly:
"I'm a professional teacher, and I don't usually laugh. ”
After speaking, I couldn't wait to bend down and grab the footboard.
After all, it's too tiring to laugh.
Xiao Ran is tall and has a good arm span, bent over and straightened his arm, and grabbed the foot board very easily.
It's a pity that the backbone is too straight, no matter how you bow down, you can't bend into a ring like Chu Yan, and you live like a folded sausage.
Chu Yan saw it in her eyes and was anxious in her heart, after all, she was maintaining the spiritual power shield, which was very hard.
"Boss, can you bend your back a little more? Work as hard as last night, don't take care of your body too much. ”
Last night......
Xiao Ran's hands were numb, and he felt that his eye circles were darkening again.
The back subconsciously bent and bent, and finally even used the power of resonance.
Suddenly!
Just listen to a click.
"Ahh
Xiao Ran didn't break his spine, and screamed in pain.
Chu Yan's frightened face turned white, but he forced himself to calm down:
"Uh...... Don't be nervous, this is the cultivation realm, external injuries are not called injuries, someone can be connected if they are cut off by a sword, there are eunuchs in the palace who have retired, and there are even soul masters who have reproduced their souls and memories in the dantian, and the head has fallen, and you can live if you change your head, and the fracture is not a problem, at least you are ring-shaped now, right?"
I'll ring your sister!
Believe it or not, after the Chengjian Conference, I will pinch you into a chevron shape, a figure of eight for a while, and a figure of eight for you, so that you can fly south!
Xiao Ran roared angrily in his heart
It was really painful, so he took out an elixir from the system space to heal wounds and bones.
As soon as he took out the pill, Chu Yan hurriedly stopped him and handed over a special anesthetic.
"You don't restore the bones, first use anesthetic to relieve pain, so as to maintain the ring, and after this pass, I will give you bones, I often gave my father and brother bones in the palace when I was a child, they are every three or five, either thigh cramps, or lumbar dislocation, I am a professional. ”
Are you the devil?
At the moment, there is no other way, passing the test is the first place.
Xiao Ran reluctantly swallowed the anesthetic and let his body continue to bend into a ring, so as to wrap his first face in the ring.
Chu Yan's body moved, and he got into it, and it fit tightly.
Perfect!
For Xiao Ran, this posture is powerless to complain, like a strange species.
But at least, it's not as emotional as a certain pose.
That's a good thing.
Hatsuyan then shrunk the shield into a three-foot-tall ring with barbs on the sides to allow it to climb against the current.
She was crafting the shape and size of the barbs......
Xiao Ran couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly urged:
"Hurry up!"
"Alright. ”
In this way, the master and apprentice held together to keep warm in a strange posture that they had never imagined, overcome difficulties together, and climbed against the current in the face of the hot magma, spiraling.
An hour later.
The two of them turned white and finally rolled out of the hole.
It was sprayed high into the air by turbid white sulfur gas, and fell heavily on another mountain road.
Xiao Ran collapsed on the ground, only to feel that the sky was spinning, his mind was full of magma, and the spinal fluid was about to collapse out.
On the side, Chu Yan got up.
He breathed a sigh of relief, calmed down, and immediately gave Xiao Ran a bone and fed a few pills, and then helped him up.
"How's it going, are you comfortable?"
Xiao Ran subconsciously straightened his spine, not only did it not hurt, but there was no sense of dislocation, and the connection was perfect.
I have to admit that this little girl is too experienced, and her bone grafting technique is more professional than that of German orthopedics.
It's her innocent little face with a smile that seems to be nothing, which makes people angry.
Xiao Ran got up and spoke coldly.
"You're laughing. ”
Chu Yan shook his head innocently, but the tone of his voice seemed familiar.
"I'm a very professional filial piety and don't usually laugh. ”
Xiao Ran was as angry as an eagle pounced on a chick and rubbed her dog's head angrily.
"Filial piety, I call you filial piety, do you have a system?
Chu Yan was stunned.
"What is the system?"
Xiao Ran reacted at this time, as if he had committed the taboo of the traverser and exposed the golden finger.
"The system is a common saying for the teacher's hometown, representing a sincere filial piety, only people who have real filial piety have, you don't have it. ”
......
Air.
Ling Zhouyue was extremely bored, drinking and napping, and at some point, she had fallen asleep on the shoulder of Yinyue Zhenren, and in a daze, the wine at the corner of her mouth flowed into Yinyue Zhenren's robe.
She dreamed of Xiao Ran and didn't know what to do in her......
Suddenly woke up by the real person of Yinyue, startled, looked up and said:
"Is it dark?"
Looking around, the blue sky and white clouds only to find that it was just after noon.
Yinyue Zhenren was slightly shocked in his heart, and his face was soft and approving.
"It's only been an hour before I passed the test, Xiao Ran's spiritual power has lost sixty percent, and the first face has lost ninety percent, in the inland river full of pulp flames, this is a very amazing achievement. ”
Ling Zhouyue looked down at the mountainside, the wine stains were sloppy and beautiful like a picture, and the picture in the dream appeared inexplicably in front of her.
"He's so fast?"