Chapter 0068: Unconceived Posture [Add More to the Alliance Leader Taiwuwux!]
The golden-ringed python, building the foundation realm, good at fighting, flesh replenishing the spirit, body length is one zhang five, weighs three hundred catties, and two people normally have to eat for several days.
But the physique of people cannot be generalized, this giant python failed to survive half an hour in the mouth of Xiao Ran and Chu Yan, who were extremely deprived, and turned into white bones, and even the bone marrow was sucked dry and wiped out.
When the open fire is exhausted, the empty bones are full of hatred.
It shouldn't have been curious to show its head and watch human jokes, but it was slid by this gecko man and started a caesarean section.
People crawl as geckos, and their hearts are as evil as ghosts......
Xiao Ran was full of food and drink, and it was uncomfortable.
Because the digestion ability of the Qi Refining Realm was far worse than that of Jin Dan, and Xiao Ran's evenly endowed dantian was very slow to absorb spiritual power, so he had a big belly, and Ge You leaned against the grill.
Like a pregnant woman who is eight months pregnant, her belly is bulging, her face is smooth and ruddy, and her dark circles are a little dull.
Chu Yan was full but did not get fat at all, resurrected with blood on the spot, cheering and jumping, the not plump figure moved like a rabbit, and the height of less than one meter six actually showed a sense of slimness.
"Let's start the second level!"
Xiao Ran had a calm face and stared at her indifferently.
"You seem to have forgotten something, haven't you?"
Chu Yan pretended to be stunned and remembered.
How could she forget? If she wanted to fool the past, she couldn't do it, so she had to come over and give Xiao Ran some after-dinner massage.
The original task was to rub his shoulders and beat his back, but now he is massaging Xiao Ran's stomach and promoting the digestion of python meat with a warm elimination spell.
She knelt on the ground, bent down her waist, lifted Xiao Ran's clothes, revealed her bulging belly, and attached her ears to it.
That posture, that expression...... It looks like a husband kneeling on his pregnant wife's belly and listening to the fetal movements and heartbeats.
Before Xiao Ran could react, his clothes were lifted.
"What are you doing!"
"Shh......h
Chu Yan didn't raise his head, pretending to be mysterious.
"What!"
"Don't speak...... I'm listening to the distribution and progress of python meat consumption, so that I can cooperate with the appropriate spell to absorb your soul. ”
Why is this okay? Xiao Ran didn't believe it.
"Is this necessary?"
Chu Yan raised his small face, which was as fine as jade.
"Of course, ordinary monks don't have to do this, but you are endowed with a physique by the five elements, if you use spells to forcibly consume food, your spiritual power will be dispersed, and you must formulate an appropriate elimination plan according to the distribution and process of elimination. ”
At first glance, it sounds full of absurd words, it is Chu Yan's joke of revenge on Xiao Ran, but Xiao Ran pondered it according to his full-level medical skills......
Fucking makes sense!
Now it's the Chengjian Conference, and he doesn't care too much, so he has to lie half-lying, letting Chu Yan stroke left and right on his belly, frowning, listening to it, and sometimes nodding and pondering.
This scene used to be the scene where he fantasized about becoming a husband and father for the first time, but it was realized in advance in a strange way of reversing his identity.
Xiao Ran looked up to the sky and sighed, wanting to cry without tears, and all kinds of emojis of holding a big grass in his previous life flashed in his mind.
Imagined pictures, unimagined roads......
Yu Xiaoran is like this, and Yu Chuyan is also like this.
......
Half an hour later.
Chu Yan was sweating profusely and panting, but Xiao Ran recovered his posture violently, and even most of the panda's eyes faded.
"Let's start the second level. ”
Xiao Ran filled in the hot springs, buried empty bones and soot in it, and placed a hot spring cemetery for the Golden Ring Python, so that it could soak in the hot springs after death and enjoy the bliss of the world.
Then, he and He Chuyan left the mountain road and went up into the dense thorn forest.
With a sword in hand, everyone can cut through thorns and thorns, all the way up.
After a few miles.
The two of them came across a mountain ring road, and an arrow signboard was placed every 100 zhang on the road, pointing to the starting point of the second level.
Facing the clear fog, following the card to the east, the two traveled around for several miles, and finally came to the entrance of the second pass.
It was a huge hole, and hot turbidity spewed out, smelling of sulfur and making a rumbling sound of flowing and hot gas.
The second level is called the Flame Straposphere.
Standing at the entrance of the cave, as the name suggests, it can be guessed that inside the cave must be an underground magma river rolling down from the mountain.
Turbidity, roar, sizzle...... From the door that looks like it leads to the abyss, this pass is really a little scary.
Chu Yan's thin eyebrows were furrowed, and his calves trembled slightly, and he couldn't help but retreat.
"In previous years, there wasn't such a big movement at the entrance of the cave...... Are we really going to go in?"
Xiao Ran touched her shrunken dog head and comforted:
"Don't worry, even if you fail, you won't die, at most you will be injured. ”
The small body shrank suddenly, and Chu Yan was even more scared.
Carrying a sword and still getting hurt?
I'm just afraid that Chengjian will be injured, so I like women!
She lived in the palace when she was young, because of her high talent in cultivation and her natural acuity, and at night, she could hear the imperial concubine of her father's Xinna, or the crown princess of her brother Xinna, or simply the palace maid who had just entered the palace, making a sharp scream, casting a shadow on her young heart.
One day, she asked the royal brother, will it hurt after a woman gets married?
The royal brother joked that if you don't want to hurt, you can only marry a woman.
So, one day, she saw Ling Zhouyue, who was more plump and handsome than a man, in the crowd, and embarked on a road of no return......
Now.
Xiao Ran saw that she had the intention of retreating, so she didn't bother to explain again, so she grabbed her little shoulders directly, shook the soles of her feet, jumped into the turbidity, and entered the hole together.
Yes!
It's hot!
Grass Nima who set up the level!
Xiao Ran's eyes were dark, and even his clothes were burned.
Because this underground magma river is a magma pipe, which is all filled with hot slurry flow, and there is no air at all!
It only comes into contact with the outside world at the entrance of the cave, and produces a thin spray of turbidity.
Unexpectedly, the first time he entered the hot road in his life was at the Chengjian Conference...... It's another path that I didn't envision.
I almost didn't burn him half to death!
Fortunately, Chu Yan reacted in time, and hurriedly raised a spiritual power shield behind him to cover the two of them.
Xiao Ran saw that his clothes were gone, and his skin was a little burned.
After taking a few healing pills given by Lin Yunzi, he barely recovered from the burns and was not so embarrassed.
I couldn't wear my clothes, so I had to change to the set I just dried.
Chu Yan turned his back, put his hand on his chest, and said proudly:
"Thanks to me, otherwise you'd have burned to death in this tunnel. ”
Xiao Ran was changing clothes and didn't hear clearly.
"What way?"
"Rock Road!"
Chu Yan was clear in his words, looking at the dark and hot slurry in front of him, which occupied the entire river, and his little face showed puzzlement.
"I remember, in the past, the rock tunnel of the Sword Bearing Conference only had half of the magma in it, and the other half was turbidity, which ambushed the Plasma Devouring Beast, how can it be full of magma now?"
Xiao Ran got dressed and turned his head, as if he had heard some terrible monster name.
"What beast?"
"Pulp Eater. ”
Chu Yan's little face twitched slightly, and he bit the words again.
Xiao Ran had only heard of the Gold Swallowing Beast.
"And this kind of divine beast?"
Hatsuyan explained:
"The Layer of Words tests extreme endurance, and although the Slurry Eater is very dangerous, in fact, you can continue to walk in the magma while killing the beast to get pills and replenish spiritual power...... Now, not only is this place full of magma, but even the Magnifer is gone, is that reasonable?"
Xiao Ran thought for a moment and explained:
"This is very reasonable, the elders expected that we would cooperate, and the difficulty of the solo level is definitely different. ”
Chu Yan suddenly, angry in the air and stomped his little feet.
"Then didn't we suffer a loss in the first level!"
Xiao Ran nodded, deliberately using this as an excuse to say:
"It's a loss, so I slaughtered the golden ring python when I climbed the wall, and after passing the level, I dug up the leyline spring of the sect...... So don't be nervous, there may be a Eater in this level. ”
Chu Yan shook his head.
"No, the Magma Eater will only hang upside down on the rock wall, unable to survive in the magma. ”
Xiao Ran was also helpless, didn't this completely become a test of endurance?
It's right to think about it, the first level tests the skill of climbing the wall, the second level tests the ultimate endurance, and the third level of the sword thorn layer will test the sword heart swordsmanship.
Fortunately, a large amount of spiritual power was added after the first level, otherwise this second level would have been kneeling at the beginning!
In the first level, he and Chu Yan can go their separate ways and break the level alone.
In the second level, with the thickness of his spiritual power for qi refining and cultivation, I am afraid that if he can't walk a hundred zhang, he will have to burn to death in this rock path.
I can only huddle together to keep warm!
The question is, in what position?
The negative distance is of course good, saving space to keep the smallest size shield forward.
But he didn't want to take advantage of Chu Yan, so he said solemnly:
"Well, let's lie back to back, in a fusiform shape, you run the smallest shield, and I'll shake the passage open while I do my best to point the way out of some extremely hot rolling stones. ”
Chu Yan was stunned for a moment, and looked up at his little face in confusion.
"Why do we want to go back to back? Isn't it more energy-saving for us to hold it in a ball shape from end to end and roll and climb with a reverse spiral?"
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There may be another chapter in the evening, and if there are no accidents, it has been three chapters and eight thousand words every day for the last few days.