A big bowl of porridge in the morning, from leaving the house to the end of the exam, it is almost an hour.

Lin Miao has good kidneys when she is young, but she doesn't feel any urge to urinate. However, a manly man, since the words are spoken, he must do what he says, and he must shout and shout, and he can't make jokes.

The construction area of the Overseas Chinese Hotel is not small, and the business floor on the second floor is designed to be the same as the clubhouse of later generations in order to save space. Lin Miao came out of the conference room and walked around the empty floor on the second floor for a long time, but finally couldn't find where the toilet was, and there was no trace of the waiter upstairs.

Lin Miao, who was helpless, could only hold her gradually full bladder and go downstairs first.

The downstairs lobby was full of leading teachers from various advanced primary schools in the city at this time, and as soon as Lin Miao appeared, Miao Xiaoqiu, who was chatting and laughing with the leaders of other schools, discovered him.

Miao Xiaoqiu's face changed instantly, she threw down the senior party officials of the Square Primary School, hurriedly walked up to Lin Miao, and asked nervously, "Why did you come out so quickly?"

Lin Miao: "Shhhh ”

"Oh......" Miao Xiaoqiu breathed a sigh of relief, and asked casually, "Is it difficult to write?

Lin Miao: "It's okay, I've already handed in the papers." ”

Miao Xiaoqiu's expression was constipated now.

"Have you handed in the papers?" Miao Xiaoqiu pointed to the big pendulum clock in the lobby and exclaimed, "It's only been half an hour!

The movement here was slightly louder, and the leaders of several schools who were familiar with Miao Xiaoqiu immediately surrounded each other and chattered.

"Miao Xiaoqiu, this kid is the little prodigy of your school, right? Why did he come out so quickly?"

"Kid, your name is Lin Miao, isn't it? Is the title of the competition difficult? What did you write?"

"Miao Miao, do you still know your uncle? Uncle even had dinner with your father last month!"

Lin Miao dealt with them one by one, and comforted Miao Xiaoqiu very calmly: "Auntie, you don't have to be nervous, the topic is not difficult, it's all old-fashioned and rotten things, it's almost the same if you play it casually, it's the same whether you type a draft or not." Let's not talk about it, I'll go to the toilet first......"

Lin Miao squeezed out of the crowd, Miao Xiaoqiu was still not at ease, and followed behind Lin Miao all the way.

Lin Miao strode forward, grabbed a waiter casually, and called out to the beautiful sister with a sweet mouth, and then the waiter sister became the leader in four words, and sent him to the door of the toilet.

Miao Xiaoqiu couldn't stop smiling.

She waited outside the toilet door and shook her head, thinking to herself that she didn't know how many little girls would die at the hands of this kid in the future.

"Wow~" Lin Miao untied the waistband of his pants and walked to the urinal, and the sensor lamp, which was still a rarity in ninety-five years, turned on, and a piece of clear water rushed out.

Lin Miao showed a solemn expression and looked at the urinal in a daze.

After a moment of silence, he turned around and walked to the squatting pit opposite.

Too high to pee ......

"What kind of stupid design, don't children lose face?" Lin Miao angrily took out the little dingding, and suddenly there was a sound of wind behind him.

Lin Miao turned sideways vigilantly, took a look at the brother who ran in, and immediately raised the corners of her mouth.

"Xiao He...... Uncle!" Lin Miao suddenly shouted.

He Shengming is a dignified seven-foot man, seeing Lin Miao is like seeing a flood beast, and he almost didn't pee in his pants.

"Why are you here?" asked He Shengming, standing in front of the urinal and unleashing his belt.

Whoa, whoa......

Lin Miao raised his gun and released the water, the momentum was huge, endless, and asked lightly: "Why are you here?

Did I interview your mother?

He Shengming roared loudly in his heart, but replied gently: "Uncle is not a reporter now, and my uncle is now transferred to the District Sports Bureau to work, isn't this your father's unit holding a chess game, so my uncle will come over to help." ”

Whoa, whoa......

"Then why did you resign?" Lin Miao continued to release the water, and had nothing to say.

It's not because you're a **......

He Shengming grinded his teeth and squeezed out a smile: "The original work, I feel bored." ”

Whoa, whoa...... Wow~

Lin Miao trembled three times, put away the precious little Dingding, turned around and sighed: "You, you still don't understand what your career is all about." I told you a long time ago, is a career made? A career is made out!"

Lin Miao walked up to He Shengming's side and said with a straight face: "You resign now, the experience and relationships accumulated in the newspaper in the past few years, as well as those business skills, even if they are all in vain?

"yes...... What's wrong?" He Shengming turned sideways slightly, avoiding Lin Miao's gaze a little embarrassed.

"What's the matter? It's a big deal!" Lin Miao suddenly raised her voice too highly, "You're not a job, what position do you change somehow, if the unit takes the initiative to transfer you to the past, it's okay to say, you still have a chance to return to the club in the future, if you take the exam yourself, let me tell you, you will end up being a chief clerk in your life, bad luck, you can't even mix with the chief clerk, maybe it's a chief clerk treatment before retirement." You're not giving up halfway, you're calling it self-harm. ”

He Shengming was not happy, and said unhappily: "Okay, okay, go to your father." ”

Lin Miao: "I don't know where my dad is, anyway, by the way, you can take me with you." ”

He Shengming suddenly had an impulse to turn the gun and turn around to make Lin Miao's face, but after all, he still didn't have the courage......

He Shengming stood in front of the urinal, motionless.

Lin Miao stood beside He Shengming, motionless.

The toilet was quiet for a long time.

Lin Miao: "Uncle." ”

He Shengming: "Huh?"

Lin Miao: "Are you having bad kidneys?"

He Shengming was silent for a moment, looking at the wall in front of him, his spirit was a little trance.

Why should the internal structure of the men's and women's toilets be designed separately? Why is there such a thing as a urinal in the world? Can't you leave a little privacy space for every man who pees? Why do you have to open up the space to pee? Don't you who are engaged in interior decoration know how serious the invisible contrast between men can do to a person's self-esteem?

He Shengming inhaled deeply, exhaled deeply, sank into the dantian, his legs were tight, his teeth were clenched, his face was slightly red, his forehead began to sweat, and his green tendons gradually protruded......

It's coming, it's feeling, and it's going to be released right away!

The wind is roaring, the horses are barking, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring!

He Shengming's mind sounded a strong and passionate song, and the feeling that had been suppressed for a long time went straight to the cerebral cortex.

"Miao Miao, are you alright?" Miao Xiaoqiu shouted from outside the toilet.

Lin Miao turned her back to He Shengming and replied to the door: "I'm waiting for an uncle to take me upstairs, he has a bad kidney, and he can't pee!"

The music in He Shengming's heart came to an abrupt end.

He Yin Tang was black, and he pretended to shake twice and called it a day.

Lin Miao looked at him and sighed: "Uncle, they are all men, I can understand your suffering, why don't you try it again......"

He Shengming showed a miserable smile: "Don't try, uncle...... Bad kidneys......"