Sycophants are technical work, and bragging is the same.

And when a person successfully masters these two skills, he can become a qualified secretary of letters.

For Lin Miao, who had already unconsciously written millions of words in her previous life, whether it was a primary school essay, a college entrance examination essay, or even a government work report or a leader's research speech, the connotation that these words need to convey in the final analysis is nothing more than two words: praise. It's just that although there are many people who understand this truth, there is a technical threshold for real implementation.

Including the writing of primary school students, the number of times that China's great rivers and mountains and great people are praised every year is at least tens of millions of times, if not hundreds of millions, but the farts that can break out of these thousands of sycophants are only a few hundred or thousands at most. Compared with the college entrance examination described by thousands of troops crossing a single-plank bridge, it can still be said to be more than that.

Lin Miao is very lucky, since he was a child, he has been exposed to the illusory style created by Lao Lin for him, and has fully learned the introductory skills of singing high-pitched.

Later, after finishing graduate school with talent and an unbeatable paranoid personality, this set of technology finally completed the process from quantitative change to qualitative change, and ended the transformation from naïve to mature.

Having a peek at the door, Lin Miao made rapid progress.

After work, with the increase in the number of practices, Lin Miao's public articles became more and more sophisticated.

In the third month of entering the district government office, the deputy district elder began to praise Lin Miao to death, and when he praised him the hardest, he even said: "Child, it's a pity that you weren't born in the capital, with your level, you should work in the central government." "Praise Lin Miao was very light for several days, until he heard from others that this deputy district elder was cherished and loved, and probably said similar things to fifteen, sixteen or seven other young people......

The water depth of the district government office.

After that, Lin Miao never dared to move the idea of "Lao Tzu is the first in the world", and he didn't even think about the self-affirmation of "Lao Tzu is the first in the world".

He buried himself in the pile of old papers more and more low-key, and devoted himself to studying the awesome eighteenth middle school blowing method throughout the ages, and finally at the age of 34, he finally realized the true meaning of writing a report.

What is Sycophant?

It is to say that there is something that is not, that there is a little, that there is a lot, that the weak is strong, and that the bad is good.

What is bragging?

It is better to say that there is something that is not, that there is more, that which is less is many, that which is weak is strong, and that which is bad is good.

These two sets of technologies are fundamentally the same thing.

Just like the sign on the outside of the unit, it is always two signs, one set of people.

In the evening of that sunset, the glow of the two metal plaques of the district party committee and the district government illuminated brightly, when Lin Miao, who basically didn't go down and walked through but had been working in the office for three days behind closed doors to create a 15,000-word research article, the moment he walked out of the door of the unit with his feet, the slanting light and the evening breeze hit him left and right, Lin Miao looked at the shining light on the plaque, as if a bright light erupted from the Tianling cover, and infinite pride suddenly emerged in his heart.

How did I get to where I am today?

Is it because of fate?

No, the Communists don't believe in fate!

I pat the leader's sycophant, not because I want to pat the sycophant, but because I believe that my leader is originally wise, great, sacred, and will take me with me to pretend to fly together, as long as I have faith and stand firm, I can be neither humble nor arrogant, can be open and honest without losing the atmosphere. As for bragging in the article, how can it be called bragging? That is an ardent expectation for the bright future of the motherland! If I don't even believe that there is a future for following the leader, then I am still a fool of myself? I must profoundly believe that the cause that does not work today will definitely work in the future, that the cause that has developed today will certainly become more and more developed in the future, and that the cause that has already reached the sky today will sooner or later dominate the world. To believe in the potential of leadership, to believe in the ability of leadership, as the spokesperson behind the leadership, if even I don't believe that he can do a good job, who will believe what is written?

Bragging, which is really full of technical content, is not bragging at all! It is an optimistic judgment of the future market of the collective with an individual's long-term vision. What is the mentality of "I", what is the mentality of "we", how confident "I" is, how confident "we" are. Therefore, the achievement of the leader is my achievement, and the progress of the unit is my progress. In the same system, whoever can let his thinking stand at the highest place and overlook the glorious past and bright future of the whole country will be closest to the heart of the leader, compare the heart with the heart, and the leader will be the official, even if the character is fucked up, in his bones he must also hope that the cause of the motherland can flourish day by day, and the people can live and work in peace and contentment.

So what did I get to where I am today?

It's sincere!

Is my motherland really beautiful? Do we still need to think about this kind of topic? There is no need at all! If you are asked to write about beauty during the exam, you can write how beautiful it is to the death, and there is no need for dialectic, let alone questioning. Stuffing in all the things that I have learned and can think of in this life that can make this "beauty" look like the icing on the cake is the greatest sincerity for this article.

"My motherland has the beauty of carved beams and paintings, Qionglou and Yuyu. King Teng's high pavilion is in the river Zhu, Pei Yu Mingluan sings and dances, Qingchuan calendar Hanyang tree, fragrant grass and parrot island. ”

"My motherland has a splendid article and a brilliant beauty. The text is the pen falling into the storm, the poem is the text of the ghosts and gods, and the ink is the ink that takes off the hat and shows the crown of the prince, waving the ink that falls like a cloud of smoke. ”

"My motherland has the beauty of famous generals and great men. Generals, generals who do not teach Hu Madu Yinshan, people, are people who are a few romantic people and look at the present dynasty. ”

"My motherland has the beauty of splendid ideas and humanities. ……”

"My motherland has a long history and a magnificent national beauty. ……”

Lin Miao searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, sentence by sentence.

The old man stood aside, his eyes getting brighter and brighter.

He may not be unable to write such an article. But the problem is that it's not easy to come up with this kind of article structure in just a few minutes. How many years does it take for an ordinary person to have such a quick thinking response?

Not to mention that in just a few hundred words, there is also a complete logical system, as well as the ability to use words that are not inferior to professionals.

7 years old, this kid is only 7 years old......

Could it be that there is really a prodigy in this world?

The old man's blood pressure began to soar, and he stared at the back of Lin Miao's head, and wanted to reach out and touch it.

Lin Miao suddenly put down her pen.

The last line on the test paper reads: "My motherland has the beauty of perseverance and perseverance. The East wants to know, Mo Daojun is early, and the people who have traveled all over Qingshan are not old, and the scenery is unique here. ”

Seeing this, the old man's pupils dilated.

This last sentence sums it up ...... It's so quintessence!

"Submit the papers. The paper and pen were issued in the examination room, Lin Miao stood up calmly, didn't take anything, and just said go.

A sigh suddenly sounded in the classroom, and Zhang Xueru, Xu Fengfan and Zhu Peici couldn't help but look at Lin Miao.

The old man hurriedly stopped in front of Lin Miao, blocking his way: "The time hasn't come yet!"

"I'm going to shhhh Lin Miao indifferently bypassed the old man and pushed open the back door of the meeting room.

After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are hidden.

There were hundreds of children in the venue who were stupid for a long time, Xu Fengfan looked at his watch, and found that the exam time had only passed 28 minutes, and muttered suspiciously: "So he wrote so fast because he was holding his pee?......"