The third program is an English song by the Losers that Li Ping'an has not heard, but it has been welcomed by many Xiangjiang audiences. The band is about to disband, and the Spring Festival Gala of Suzaku Terrace is also their last public performance. The band's Principal Tan will also usher in his personal peak in two or three years, but the Tan and Zhang hegemony of the original time and space are destined not to appear, Zhang Guorong went to the peak of his life earlier than Principal Tan, and he is inherently stronger than others, there is really nothing to compare. Without the years that made Tan and Zhang lose both, Zhang Guorong would not have the melancholy years of low life, and it is estimated that he would not like a friend surnamed Tang.

The fourth program is the martial arts performance of Qi Xiaofu, this time Huang Xizhao personally came forward to invite some opera masters such as Fan Chrysanthemum and some opera masters from Xiangjiang and Baodao to perform, which also made Chinese theater fans in front of the TV too addicted.

After the opera program, Li Xiaolong took more than a dozen apprentices to perform kung fu fighting, on the one hand, to celebrate the New Year, on the other hand, to take this opportunity to promote his martial arts hall, Li Xiaolong's kung fu films are becoming more and more unpopular with the audience, and he began to plan to transfer to the secondary industry.

Li Ping'an also starred in the show this time, and his program ranked twelfth and fourteenth.

When the host Lin Qingxia reported Li Ping'an's name, the audience at the party and the audience in front of the TV, whether Chinese or other races, burst into applause and cheers, and Li Ping'an's popularity was too terrifying.

Li Ping'an wore a custom-made special costume, a light high-grade black leather fabric embroidered with a dragon and phoenix pattern with gold and white gold silk threads, a combination of Western dresses and tunics in an integral style, the buttons were sapphires polished consistently, the pants were made into crops, white shirts and white socks, special black dancing shoes, and Ray-Ban black sunglasses. The buttons were not buttoned, the high-necked white shirt was half-tucked in the pants, and the half-length hair was casually draped.

The lights around him went out, and there was only one beam of light on Li Ping'an's body on the stage. The prelude to "Beat it" sounded, Li Ping'an's one-meter-eighty-six body began to dance, and then the lights around him turned on, and ten backup dancers in black suits and white shirts began to do the iconic top-span movement with Li Ping'an, and then Li Ping'an sang high-pitched singing while dancing. The women of Li Ping'an in the Shiao villa were flushed, whispering that Li Ping'an was teaching bad children, and Michael Jackson, who had begun to fly solo in Los Angeles, USA, was staring at the TV intently, watching Li Ping'an do incredible movements, Michael Jackson couldn't help but be excited.

However, in this life, Michael Jackson will definitely not be able to reach the height of the original time and space, and he can only become an imitator of Li Ping'an.

After Li Ping'an's "Beat it" performance, Xu Guanjie began to sing "Say you say me", a song handed over to him by Li Ping'an, which allowed him to open up the European and American markets.

After Xu Guanjie's singing, it was the turn of a generation of divas Xu Xiaofeng to start singing "Wind and Rain on the Same Road", because of Li Ping'an, Xu Xiaofeng, who became famous very early in this time and space, was obviously pressed by Teresa Teng.

Then Huang Zhan and Cai Lan came to the stage in coats and began to perform cross talk. These two people are not good at talking, although they are not professional cross talkers, but there are still a lot of requirements, asking Li Ping'an to give them a novel and interesting cross talk joke, Li Ping'an thought about it and chose the later generation of Lao Guo's "My Life", this old Guo is still a little kid, and he doesn't know that Li Ping'an has picked up a famous work of him.

This cross talk joke is very appetizing to the two, although Huang Zhan and Cai Lan are not professional cross talk actors, but with many years of host skills, they also have a good reputation.

Huang Zhan: Thank you, Mr. Cai, for coming to the show with illness

Cai Lan: It's uncomfortable

Huang Zhan: Especially this time, the disease is very serious, and it is all broken

Cai Lan: What's wrong?

Huang Zhan: Hemorrhoids

Cai Lan: Hemorrhoids are broken?

Huang Zhan: It's incomplete

Cai Lan: I haven't heard of it

Huang Zhan: At first glance, I can't see it

Cai Lan: If you look closely, you can't

Huang Zhan: Okay, I hope you are not sick or sick, I hope you are smooth sailing, I hope you are all right, and I hope you don't be like me

Cai Lan: What's wrong with you?

Huang Zhan: It's not easy for me

Cai Lan: You?

Huang Zhan: There are no outsiders here, tell me about the bitterness in my heart

Cai Lan: You can talk about any hardships you have to make everyone happy

Huang Zhan: This person hates ...... It's a long story (on the table)

Cai Lan: You wait a minute, you go down first and talk about what's going on

Huang Zhan: I'm used to going to bed at home

Cai Lan: This one can't speak when he stands

Huang Zhan: It's not easy to beat a child, it's not easy to live unjustly in this life

Cai Lan: Why is it so difficult?

Huang Zhan: People don't believe it

Cai Lan: Tell me about it

Huang Zhan: Actually, since I was a child, I have aspired to serve the country and be a person who is beneficial to the people

Cai Lan: It's good to have this ideal

Huang Zhan: I want to be an athlete and win glory for the country

Cai Lan: That's okay

Huang Zhan: One day, I was standing on the podium, and when the national anthem sounded, I burst into tears

Cai Lan: How honorable

Huang Zhan: My wish, I train by myself, I want to become a strong swimmer, I practice every day, self-taught

Cai Lan: Oh, practice by yourself

Huang Zhan: No, no, I know all kinds of postures, and I practiced just right, but I was obstructed by the garden department

Cai Lan: Are we next to the gate of the Xiangjiang Natatorium and the Botanical Garden?

Huang Zhan: I practiced on the grass at the entrance of the botanical garden

Cai Lan: Scratch it

Huang Zhan: They stopped me, I said I deserved it, I died (sounded timid)

Cai Lan: People are still dead

Huang Zhan: If you don't let the practice pull, you can't throw the shot put, why isn't it for the national merit----.

Cai Lan: The ball is there

Huang Zhan: It's amazing

Cai Lan: What a miracle

Huang Zhan: It didn't move and I went out, I said I deserved it, I died

Cai Lan: That's called roller skates

Huang Zhan: How fun it is to wear reel shoes and slip around

Cai Lan: That's fine

Huang Zhan: One day, in the World Series, I will be the first in the house

Cai Lan: Small

Huang Zhan: The roller skating rink is not successful, it is small, go to the outer ring road, put on shoes, find a big truck, catch the back gang, it drives me to follow.

Cai Lan: It's not like you're slipping

Huang Zhan: It's exciting, it's fast, I just forgot to ask, this car is going to Lamma Island

Cai Lan: Okay

Huang Zhan: Good guy, as soon as it came out of Queen's Road, it was lifted, and the shoes were blazing, and the people ran out and shouted: Look at Nezha

Cai Lan: Use your shoes as Hot Wheels

Huang Zhan: It's a pity that I didn't make it to Lamma Island, and I was left behind on Lantau Island

Cai Lan: I figured it out

Huang Zhan: The shoes are worn out, I was afraid of pain, so I didn't follow

Cai Lan: Yes, if you grind it again, you will grind your feet

Huang Zhan: My wish has not come true, and my school is not going well

Cai Lan: What's wrong with going to school?

Huang Zhan: You can forget it, 10 years of primary school, 12 years of middle school, all these years----

Cai Lan: Wait a minute, 10 years of primary school and 12 years of middle school, how did you read this book?

Huang Zhan: They were reluctant to let me graduate

Cai Lan: Is that reluctant?

Huang Zhan: I was rated as the most familiar face in the school, and new teachers always asked me about the inside story of the school

Cai Lan: You're familiar, you tell them

Huang Zhan: I don't like to go to class either, and I don't understand what they say

Cai Lan: Oh, I don't understand

Huang Zhan: He doesn't like to look at me, and I don't like to look at him, he deserves it, you tell you, I'll sleep in the dormitory

Cai Lan: Just sleep

Huang Zhan: I play mine, I play the harmonica by myself, I read books

Cai Lan: It's also a hobby

Huang Zhan: I have two hobbies: playing the harmonica and finding a teacher to teach, I love to learn

Cai Lan: Harmonica

Huang Zhan: How to blow, say you practice the chorus first, aha, aha, practice like this, practice for three months, not interested in the harmonica, very interested in bones

Cai Lan: You've changed your habits

Huang Zhan: When my classmates lose a key, they call me to smell it

Cai Lan: You can find it

Huang Zhan: It's okay to read books, martial arts novels

Cai Lan: Just look at this idle book

Huang Zhan: I just like this, swords and swords, reciting aloud

Cai Lan: I also recited

Huang Zhan: There is no one in the dormitory, I am alone. His blood is cold, and his heart is cold,

Cai Lan: Gurung loves to write like this

Huang Zhan: His sword is cold, his people are cold, this kid is frozen

Cai Lan: What a book?

Huang Zhan: Lu Xiaofeng's legendary West Gate blowing snow

Cai Lan: Don't read Li Ping'an's book, take a look at Cai Lan's works

Huang Zhan: It's okay to stay every day, just introduce me to a girlfriend at this time

Cai Lan: Oh, pickle girl

Huang Zhan: Beautiful, it looks like a car accident scene, and its eyes are like this. (squint)

On another windy and sunny afternoon, my girlfriend Miss Prejudice and I sat at the 31 flavors ice cream shop in Congo Buracaville,

Cai Lan: How did you find it?

Huang Zhan: I watched her eat the spoonful in front of me

Cai Lan: She can't see what she sees

Huang Zhan: I hate it so much, I glared at her viciously, she didn't go to her heart

Cai Lan: I may not have seen you

Huang Zhan: I think of my parents who are far away in Sin Chew, I haven't been home since I went to school for so many years, my parents in my hometown have been in good health, when will I be able to do filial piety before I received a letter from my father one morning.Dear child, You have been away from home for a long time and have not returned.

We miss you so much, our family moved to Canada, I won't tell you where it is, you guess.

Cai Lan: Is there any guess about this?

Huang Zhan: When I left, I deliberately removed our house number

Cai Lan: This time, I can't find a home at all

Huang Zhan: It's very cold, I sent you a coat, the post office said it was too heavy, I twisted the button and put it in your coat pocket.

Cai Lan: This old man lacks eyes

Huang Zhan: I wanted to send you some money, but the envelope has already been sealed

Cai Lan: Then you don't have to work hard

Huang Zhan: Where can I go to find them, I miss them very much

Cai Lan: Smuggling?

Huang Zhan: I went to Canada to find them, and I came to the dock, but there was no boat.

Thanks to my girlfriend, I found the police and asked: Do you know where the head of the snake is?

Cai Lan: Snake head?

Huang Zhan: Fun for the police: I'm looking for it too

Cai Lan: Yes, isn't it, just the two of them looking for him

Huang Zhan: Later, I don't know where she got the two tickets

Cai Lan: I really found the head of the snake

Huang Zhan: At night, we boarded a freighter bound for Canada

Cai Lan: I went to Canada

Huang Zhan: The freighter walked for 3 days and 3 nights, and finally landed at a place I didn't know, and she took me into the depths of the forest.

Cai Lan: Canada has a lot of trees

Huang Zhan: I'm so tired, I lay there and fell asleep.

And she nudged me: Oh, I said, "What? There's good news and bad news."

Cai Lan: Two pieces of news

Huang Zhan: What is the bad news?

Cai Lan: Listen to the bad ones first

Huang Zhan: We're lost, I don't know this place, and besides, I guess we'll have to eat cow dung to get by

Cai Lan: Cow dung

Huang Zhan: Good news?

Cai Lan: It's good to hear again

Huang Zhan: Cow dung is there

Cai Lan: Hey, what's the matter?

Huang Zhan: (punching and kicking)

Cai Lan: Come on, save some energy

Huang Zhan: After beating her, I went back by myself, and after more than half a year, I finally returned to my dormitory

Cai Lan: Okay, half a year

Huang Zhan: Hey, what's the meaning of being alive, why do you want to go?

Cai Lan: I can't think about it

Huang Zhan: Die, kill yourself, it's a way

Cai Lan: Touching the electric door, it's a good way, it's fast

Guo: To be on the safe side, try a pen

Cai Lan: I understand it

Huang Zhan: Goodbye, I'm dead

Cai Lan: Okay, what to do, nothing can be done

Huang Zhan: It's too unlikely, let's not let you die

Cai Lan: Falling from the building

Huang Zhan: Heh, jump off the building and die, more than cola

Cai Lan: What's coke?

Huang Zhan: I've researched that the effect of jumping off the 20th floor is different from that of the 2nd floor.

Cai Lan: What's the difference?

Huang Zhan: Look at it, jumping off the 2nd floor is a snap- ah-.20th floor is a ---------snap.

Cai Lan: That's the difference, it's not very good

Huang Zhan: I'm 30 floors, bang-----

Cai Lan: What's the matter?

Huang Zhan: Iron fence is installed

Cai Lan: I didn't jump out

Huang Zhan: Give me a bounce back, take sleeping pills

Cai Lan: Take poison

Huang Zhan: Rummaging through the boxes and cabinets to find a pack of sleeping pills

Cai Lan: Let's eat

Huang Zhan: I've been waiting for a long time, why are I so hungry?

Cai Lan: I can see it clearly

Huang Zhan: I haven't eaten for a few days, what is there to digest

Cai Lan: Oh, it's not dead again

Huang Zhan: I haven't had time to enjoy a good life, I have to do something, I'll print counterfeit money, I'll do business.

Cai Lan: Is this business?

Huang Zhan: I have a friend who has died, Gu Jiahui, told me not to print large denominations, large denominations are illegal

Cai Lan: Small denominations are also illegal

Huang Zhan: You print a piece of money, I said I don't understand this, where to buy paper, how to buy ink, how to print.

Gu Jiahui said you don't have to worry about it, you give me the money, and I will help you print it, and it will be printed as if it were the real thing, one piece is worth 40 yuan

Cai Lan: One dollar a piece

Huang Zhan: Later, I wondered if he was lying to me

Cai Lan: Xu lied to you

Huang Zhan: That's not enough

Cai Lan: Isn't it?

Huang Zhan: If you want to say that 5 yuan for a piece, this is excusable, isn't it?

Cai Lan: Okay, it's your father's son

Huang Zhan: This is not the way, let's do something else, I'll rob the bank

Cai Lan: That's fast

Huang Zhan: The bank is full of money, I'll start writing a work log, I think of a way, I have thought about the precautions.

I must succeed in the robbery, there are a few precautions

Cai Lan: There are still precautions to be taken

Huang Zhan: We can't take it lightly, we have experience in this area

Cai Lan: There is also experience

Huang Zhan: We have a senior who robbed a bank named Li Xiaolong, because the target was inaccurate, he was strong, and he went to the police dormitory with a kitchen knife.

Cai Lan: I didn't inquire clearly

Huang Zhan: He failed

Cai Lan: Nonsense, isn't it a failure?

Huang Zhan: We also have a senior named Dillon, who was very successful and robbed 1.83 million in cash

Cai Lan: That's a lot

Huang Zhan: I drove to Causeway Bay Snack Street

Cai Lan: What are you doing there?

Huang Zhan: It was five o'clock in the afternoon, just in time for the car accident, and the police came and he stopped it

Cai Lan: Can't you run?

Huang Zhan: We also have a senior who makes a document bag and thinks a lot.

Cai Lan: That's right

Huang Zhan: I forgot to pick out my eyes in the document bag

Cai Lan: He can't see it either

Huang Zhan: When you cross the street, you will be crushed to death

Cai Lan: It's miserable

Huang Zhan: That's miserable, we still have a senior

Cai Lan: Where are you so senior?

Huang Zhan: Anyway, there is a senior named Fang Shilong, who thinks about everything very well with a gun, and as soon as he goes in, he robs and takes out the money.

More than 40 people in the back took out all their guns, police, and paid salaries.

Cai Lan: Okay, he's going to get all together

Huang Zhan: I must succeed, I will rob it well,

Cai Lan: Let's learn

Huang Zhan: I have to grab it, I exercise, I run, and I go out at four o'clock in the morning

Cai Lan: Key body

Huang Zhan: If you didn't rob someone to chase you, you ran past him

Cai Lan: That's right

Huang Zhan: I got up at four o'clock in the morning and went downstairs, and I ran, there are dog walkers in our community, and the puppies are very cute, called German Shepherds

Cai Lan: Is that a puppy, that big dog?

Huang Zhan: The brain is so big

Cai Lan: You're right

Huang Zhan: Yo, that's lively and cute, I ran and chased after me, scared me, so fast, I went down in Kowloon

Cai Lan: I'm running to Kowloon

Huang Zhan: Dumped, I am very down-to-earth, and I succeeded

Cai Lan: Did you get rid of it?

Huang Zhan: I dumped Demu, and when I came back from the New Territories by car after dinner in the evening, I thought-

Cai Lan: Wait a minute, you've all gone to the New Territories

Huang Zhan: You wonder, can that leg be slow?

Cai Lan: I said how did you get rid of this dog?

Huang Zhan: I think I need a helper

Cai Lan: There are assistants

Huang Zhan: I need someone to help me, I have a friend named Gurung, who has been stealing for three generations

Cai Lan: Gurung, isn't that writing a novel?

Huang Zhan: He was on the treasure island, I wrote a letter, help me, rob the bank, he was so happy that he took a plane and came to Xiangjiang.

On the plane, very diligent, napkins, write about the plan of the robbery

Cai Lan: The robbery plan was written on the plane

Huang Zhan: Sitting there and writing, there was Ren Dahua sitting next to him, and the plane flew directly to the police station

Cai Lan: Heh, the existing airport

Huang Zhan: I've decided, I'll do it alone.Downstairs is the bank.I'll step on the road first.I'll go at noon.I'm afraid.Come to the front.Bang all of a sudden.,Oops,This is.

Cai Lan: What's going on?

Huang Zhan: The glass is too bright

Cai Lan: You can see that door clearly

Huang Zhan: The nose is crooked, let's go to the doctor next to it.

Cai Lan: It's good for you

Huang Zhan: After raising it for a few days, I think it was a mistake to rob the bank, and I should rush the cash truck

Cai Lan: Oh, the car

Huang Zhan: It's all money

Cai Lan: Yes, yes

Huang Zhan: I'm practicing

Cai Lan: How do you practice?

Huang Zhan: I'll take the bicycle and don't take the bus first

Cai Lan: me, you are

Huang Zhan: Well, I got up early every day and practiced greedily in the dark. That day, I was practicing on the street, and the cash truck came, and a gang of bandits came over against me.

A lot of people died, the car overturned, and the big iron box fell next to me, and when I fell away, I saw that it was all money

Cai Lan: Money

Huang Zhan: Hundreds of thousands, God can't die of hunger, blind birds, I, Huang Zhan, have made a fortune, the money is mine, and I am unlucky with the box.

Cai Lan: What kind of bad luck is this?

Huang Zhan: Blame me

Cai Lan: Why?

Huang Zhan: I went to the bank with my suitcase to deposit money

Cai Lan: Lack of heart

After Huang Zhan and Cai Lan went down in applause, Deng Lijun sang "The Moon Represents My Heart". After the singing, Li Ping'an changed into a straight suit, which has been designed and improved by Li Ping'an, which is different from the current loose and fat, and has a style of the Korean version of the casual suit in later generations. This time, Teresa Teng's condition for accepting the invitation to the Vermilion Spring Festival Gala was to sing a new song with Li Ping'an.

The soothing prelude sounded, and Teresa Teng sang first, "If you want to sing me to you, while you are as young as a flower now, the flowers will bloom to your heart's content, and decorate your years and my branches." ”

Li Ping'an then sang, "Who can replace you, love while you're young, dearest people, let's be together when the road is far away!"

Li Ping'an, Deng Lijun, "I'll sing me to you, give me your innocent smile, we should have a happy and sunny time." ”

Teresa Teng, "I'll sing me to you, move you with my fiery feelings, the years are worth remembering nostalgia, shy red face." ”

Li Ping'an, "Who can replace you, love while you are young, dearest person, let's be together in the long distance!"

Teresa Teng, "I want to sing to you, while I am as young as a flower now, the flowers will bloom to your heart's content, and decorate your years and my branches." ”

Li Ping'an, "Who can replace you, love while you are young, dearest person, let's be together in the long distance!"

Li Ping'an, Deng Lijun, "I'll sing me to you, give me your innocent smile, we should have a happy and sunny time." ”

Teresa Teng, "I'll sing me to you, move you with my fiery feelings, the years are worth remembering nostalgia, shy red face." ”

Li Ping'an, "We should have a happy, happy, sunny time." ”

Li Ping'an, Deng Lijun, "I'll sing me to you, move you with my most fiery feelings, the years are worth nostalgic, the shy red face, who can replace you, love while you're young, the dearest person, let's be together when the road is far away!"