Chapter 53: The Vermilion Bird Spring Festival Gala

When the four of them woke up in the morning, they were somewhat embarrassed, especially Guan Zhilin mixed in, which made Li Ping'an finally know why she liked to maneuver between the rich so much in the original time and space. However, Li Ping'an is rich, and it is not a problem to raise a few money-worshipping girls, not to mention that Guan Zhilin is still a girl who is new to personnel, and she will be a high school student in the next life, and her mind is not yet fully mature, so she can be **good.

In fact, the reason why Guan Zhilin tied herself to Li Ping'an so early, in addition to not wanting to lose her rich life, emotional factors also accounted for a large proportion, if it wasn't for Li Ping'an's body, how could she, a young girl, be so bold and take the initiative, but after a night of warmth, Guan Zhilin found that her heart was full of Li Ping'an, not only did she feel this way, Zhong Chuhong and Hu Huizhong also felt that they couldn't do without Li Ping'an in this life.

In fact, Li Ping'an didn't know that last night he used the double rest technique in "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing" to help the three girls regulate the meridians, so that the three girls broke through to the second layer of ancient yoga in one fell swoop, which not only made the three women physically obsessed with Li Ping'an, but also more attached to him in their hearts. In the future, as long as the opposite sex has a good relationship with Li Ping'an, he will no longer have a good impression of other men, which also eliminates the risk of Li Ping'an being green. However, everything has two sides, women have paid their bodies and minds, and Li Ping'an is naturally connected to the luck of these women, if they are like Zhao Yazhi, if their luck is insufficient, they need Li Ping'an to bear this cause and effect.

Fang Menghua and Zhao Yazhi, Lin Qingxia, Sophie Marceau, and Monica Bellucci didn't say much after they returned, and routinely let Zhong Chuhong, Hu Huizhong and Guan Zhilin start the tea ceremony, but due to Guan Zhilin's age, she did not let her parents know about her relationship with Li Ping'an for the time being. Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia have been prepared for a long time, and there is no phenomenon of sticky acid and jealousy, and now the second daughter is looking forward to the child more and more, and after coming back, she also increased the squeeze on Li Ping'an.

The year 1976, which was full of disasters and difficulties, ushered in 1977, when China made great strides forward, and this year was also the beginning of the Soviet Union, a behemoth that turned from prosperity to decline, and the wheel of history was moving along the established track. Li Ping'an also had a lot of joy in the past year, in addition to adding a few confidantes, he also saw that Phoenix City in the Huaxia Continent avoided the catastrophe, although the earth dragon rolled, there were only a thousand casualties. When the disaster occurred, Audrey Hepburn mobilized a large number of materials to send to the disaster area at the behest of Li Ping'an, and also donated 2 million Hong Kong dollars through the Xinhua Society as soon as possible.

Throughout January, Li Pingan was either writing a new manuscript or directing the Spring Festival Gala of Suzaku Channel, although this party was in the form of recording and broadcasting, but Suzaku Tai attached great importance to it, because on Chinese New Year's Eve, this party will face the entire Chinese area, for which Li Pingan specially asked the BBC and NBC to temporarily add a Chinese channel, mainly for the Chinese community, if the viewing effect is okay, the Chinese channel can be retained.

Li Ping'an has already begun to plan his own satellites, because whether it is the growing Blackwater International or Suzaku TV, they will need their own satellites to transmit information.

On February 17, after dinner, everyone in the Shek O Villa stood in front of the TV in the living room, and the clock rang at eight o'clock, and the Spring Festival Gala of Suzaku Terrace kicked off with the music of the golden snake dancing.

This time, Li Pingan specially invited Teresa Teng as a Chinese host, and the other hosts were Zhang Mari, who had just signed a contract with Suzaku TV for a year, Wang Mingquan, who was seconded from TVB, and Lin Qingxia, who was a guest host. There is no way, at this time, the Mandarin of many hosts in Xiangjiang is not very standard, and many of the hosts who have been brushed down have started to learn Mandarin since then, which has also caused the Mandarin of the actors and hosts who came out of Zhuque Terrace to be very standard in the future.

The first program of the party is Zhang Guorong's solo "On * Beach", Zhang Guorong has just been prosperous and well-known in Asia in the past year. As the so-called popular right and wrong, Zhang Guorong is handsome, gentle and considerate, and there is no need to describe the lethality of girls, so many female stars have more or less scandals with him, and the major entertainment sections also report on Zhang Guorong's various lace news to increase sales, but the only thing Zhang Guorong was caught by the reporter was that he sent flowers to an intern reporter of Zhuque Channel, this reporter is called Mao Shunjun, just a girl who has just turned sixteen, this is really a heartbreaking news for girls who admire Zhang Guorong.

This time, Zhang Guorong performed a total of two programs, in addition to singing "Shanghai * Beach", he also sang a new song "The Wind Continues to Blow" that he intends to include in the new album. This song was asked for by Zhang Guorong from Li Ping'an with a cheeky face, and he was very satisfied with this song.

The song is based on the Japanese version of "Goodbye to the Other Party" sung for Yamaguchi Momoe in 1980, with lyrics and composers by Amu Akiko and Ryuto Uzaki, and arranged by Mitsuo Hagida. Later, in 1983, the song was re-written by Zheng Guojiang to "The Wind Continues to Blow", which was sung by Zhang Guorong and widely sung. Now Li Ping'an naturally has no pressure to take it out, saying that Li Ping'an has copied many of Dongying's works in advance, and I don't know how these original authors will develop in the future, but I think Li Ping'an won't care.

The second program is the sketch "The King and the Postman" performed by Zhou Yunfa and Wu Mengda. The art form of sketch belongs to Li Ping'an's initiative, and the first complete sketch in the original time and space is "Eating Noodles" performed by Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi, but that will have to wait for five or six years. When Li Ping'an chose the sketches, he could neither be ahead of nor involve evidence, so he was really embarrassed, and finally chose the pinnacle work of Zhu and Chen "The King and the Postman".

Good works are classics at all times, and "The Prince and the Postman" naturally made all the Chinese in front of the TV laugh, but later it also made the Tang people who had experienced hardships overseas sigh.

Zhou Runfa: Boy, slow down!

Wu Mengda: Lord, you should keep up.

(Wu Mengda was running, Zhou Runfa caught up, kicked Wu Mengda over, and sat on him)

Wu Mengda: Ouch...... Ouch!

Zhou Yanfa: (pointing at the postman with his paper fan) Boy, I told you to slow down, why wouldn't you?

Wu Mengda: I didn't dare to run!

Zhou Runfa: I let you run fast? I want to read the slow hammer in Peking Opera in my heart......

Wu Mengda: I'm thinking about getting lucky......

(Zhou Yunfa hits the postman's head with a paper fan)

Zhou Runfa: Angry and wealthy.

Wu Mengda: It's a lot of money.

(Zhou Yunfa hits the postman's head again with a paper fan)

Zhou Runfa: Angry and wealthy.

Wu Mengda: That's right, it's a lot of money.

(Zhou Yanfa completely flattened Wu Mengda to the ground with one kick)

Wu Mengda: Ouch, Lord!

Zhou Runfa: So stupid!

Wu Mengda: Ah, you call me?

Zhou Yanfa: I said you were a fool.

Wu Mengda: How do you know my nickname?

Zhou Runfa: What about your tuba?

Wu Mengda: Two stupid.

Zhou Runfa: How can you send a fool!

Wu Mengda: Aren't you looking for a stupid stupid one?

Zhou Yanfa: I want to be stupid with my legs, not stupid from my brain.

Wu Mengda: I'm not stupid!

Zhou Yanfa: If you're not stupid, I won't make you angry!

Wu Mengda: I'm angry, that's right

Zhou Yanfa: Okay, let me ask you, where are we?

Wu Mengda: Let's get to ...... Where is this? There are foreigners everywhere, and I don't know the little ones here.

Zhou Yanfa: Isn't this the International Stadium?

Wu Mengda: Do you know?

Zhou Runfa: That's it!

Wu Mengda: You know me and ask me, and I'm stupid!

Zhou Yanfa: This is my prince's score!

Wu Mengda: You have a score, I don't have a score.

Zhou Runfa: Don't hurry up and report it yet,

Wu Mengda: (half-kneeling) Enlightened Prince! It's here...... It's ...... Where?

Zhou Runfa: World Stadium!

Wu Mengda: Yes, that's it.

Zhou Yanfa: I said it for him. I ask you.

Wu Mengda: You said.

Zhou Yanfa: Why are we here?

Wu Mengda: Isn't this an errand with the floating man?

Zhou Runfa: Wrong, let's go here to play at the behest of the Queen Mother Lafayette!

Wu Mengda: Let's have fun?

Zhou Yanfa: We're playing with foreigners.

Wu Mengda: Playing with foreigners? Who plays with whom? Is it a foreigner playing with me, or am I playing with a foreigner?

Zhou Yanfa: Isn't this nonsense, can you play with foreigners?

Wu Mengda: What do you mean to let foreigners play with me, grandma!

Zhou Yunfa: What?

Wu Mengda: I said yes!

Zhou Yanfa: I'll ask you again.

Wu Mengda: You said.

Zhou Runfa: (stretches out his index finger) How many times should we run?

Wu Mengda: (staring at the prince's index finger) Listen to you, take the first!

Zhou Yanfa: (pointing to the postman) When did I say that I was number one?

Wu Mengda: (grabbing the prince's hand) Isn't this pointing to the first?

Zhou Yanfa: (sticks out his index finger) Is this the first?

Wu Mengda: What is this?

Zhou Yanfa: If this is the first, (thumbs up) What is the first?

Wu Mengda: This is Brother Thumb!

Zhou Yanfa: (angrily) I ask you, okay! (sticking out his little thumb) What about this?

Wu Mengda: Little thumb!

Zhou Runfa: See clearly!

Wu Mengda: That's right, it's the little thumb!

Zhou Runfa: Let me ask you what is this?

Wu Mengda: First!

Zhou Yanfa: How is this the first?

Wu Mengda: From my count, it's the first!

Zhou Runfa: Okay, you just run this! (thumbs up at the postman)

Wu Mengda: Counting from above, it's still the first!

Zhou Yanfa: Why can't you tell the difference between one, two, three, four, and five?

Wu Mengda: I know six, seven, eight, ninety!

Zhou Runfa: Then let me tell you, you can run a few times......

Wu Mengda: Then I'll run away! (Run)

Zhou Runfa: (grabbing Wu Mengda) just can't run first!

Wu Mengda: What's wrong?

Zhou Runfa: You think, the first foreigner must be unhappy.

Wu Mengda: What's wrong with foreigners being unhappy?

Zhou Yanfa: Then the Queen Mother Lafayette will be angry!

Wu Mengda: Are they relatives?

Zhou Runfa: The kid is not a fool!

Wu Mengda: I'm a second fool!

Zhou Runfa: Dasha!

Wu Mengda: That's my brother!

Zhou Yanfa: Is there anything more stupid in your family?

Wu Mengda: Yes, stupid!

Zhou Yanfa: Who?

Wu Mengda: My dad!

Zhou Yanfa: Look at this family, it's stupid!

Wu Mengda: You even know my mother's name!

Zhou Yanfa: I said two stupid, your family is stupid to live?

Wu Mengda: Thanks to the prince's blessing, it's okay! (bowing)

Zhou Yanfa: Let me tell you, when this Lafayette is angry, your family's head will click......

Wu Mengda: Just chop it off?

Zhou Yanfa: Ah!

Wu Mengda: If you want to say that Cixi, this old lady is also poisonous enough!

Zhou Yanfa: Do you dare to say that the Queen Mother Lafayette is an old lady?

Wu Mengda: She's not an old man.

Zhou Runfa: She is the Queen Mother!

Wu Mengda: She's not a little daughter-in-law.

Zhou Yanfa: Oh, I can't tell you stupid person.

Wu Mengda: Don't, don't, speak slowly.

Zhou Yanfa: Let's be specific.

Wu Mengda: You can tell you about it.

Zhou Yanfa: After a while, as soon as the gun goes off, you just run behind the foreigner's butt.

Wu Mengda: I'll run behind the foreigner's ass, and I'll follow the foreigner's ass...... Hey, lord, look at which foreigner's ass I am behind it.

Zhou Runfa: Oh, let's be like, foreigners are here.

Wu Mengda: There's no foreigner here.

Zhou Runfa: I mean, it's like a foreigner is here!

Wu Mengda: There's no comparison?

Zhou Runfa: It's like!

Wu Mengda: No comparison!

Zhou Runfa: Then don't compare!

Wu Mengda: It's better than no!

Zhou Yanfa: (pointing to himself) Did you see me?

Wu Mengda: Ah, I see, I see you, Lord Wang!

Zhou Yanfa: (pointing to himself) I'm like a foreigner now.

Wu Mengda: You are like a foreigner!

Zhou Runfa: (pointing to himself) You follow me.

Wu Mengda: Run behind your ass.

Zhou Yanfa: (pointing to himself) Yes!

Wu Mengda: Then don't keep pointing at this!

Zhou Yanfa: What's wrong with what I'm pointing at?

Wu Mengda: Isn't that an ass?

Zhou Runfa: (kicking the postman) I mean.

Wu Mengda: Then you are!

(Zhou Yanfa raised the fan to hit Wu Mengda)

Wu Mengda: Lord, who are you......

Zhou Runfa: (pointing to the front) Go!

Wu Mengda: Follow you......

Zhou Runfa: Let's go!

(Wu Mengda runs)

Zhou Runfa: Slow!

(Wu Mengda turns back)

Zhou Yanfa: Apologize!

Wu Mengda: What?

Zhou Yanfa: Apologize!

Wu Mengda: I'm sorry!

Zhou Runfa: This is called giving face to Lord Yang.

Wu Mengda: Give them ...... What is face?

Zhou Runfa: Face!

Wu Mengda: Face, (patting his cheek) Can you give him this thing?

Zhou Yanfa: Why can't you give it!

Wu Mengda: I gave him my living face and pasted it on his white face, so isn't he a two-skin face?

(Zhou Runfa kicks Wu Mengda)

Zhou Yanfa: Don't murmur with me.

Wu Mengda: What do you mean by muttering? This is not stupid to tell you......

Zhou Yanfa: What did you say?

Wu Mengda: I'm so stupid, so stupid!

Zhou Yanfa: Apologize quickly!

Wu Mengda: Lord Wang, if you want to apologize, he will apologize to us first!

Zhou Runfa: Why?

Wu Mengda: What do you think, what good things did the Eight-Nation Alliance did in Yanjing! So far, he has also cut our land......

Zhou Yanfa: Okay, okay, are you in charge of this matter? Besides, that's not called cutting, that's called renting, you know!

Wu Mengda: Yes, yes, yes! That's the land he rented from us.

Zhou Runfa: yes.

Wu Mengda: Then we are landlords! They are tenants!

Zhou Runfa: yes.

Wu Mengda: But who has ever seen such a master so afraid of tenants!

(Zhou Yanfa covered Wu Mengda's mouth to stop it)

Zhou Yanfa: Which pot is not opened, which pot is not mentioned!

Wu Mengda: Lord, I really don't know which pot you are opening.

Zhou Runfa: You can't open this pot.

Wu Mengda: My pot is boiling!

Zhou Runfa: You still opened, you ran fast, why wouldn't you apologize to foreigners?

Wu Mengda: Lord, I really don't know what's going on!

Zhou Yanfa: You really can't do it, you can always smile at people.

Wu Mengda: I smiled.

Zhou Runfa: Laugh smirk!

Wu Mengda: What, smirk? That's okay.

Zhou Runfa: Okay, then try. (Wu Mengda runs) slow! (Wu Mengda stops) laughs!

Wu Mengda: (unnaturally) Hehe......

Zhou Yanfa: Laugh!

Wu Mengda: (unnaturally) Hehe......

Zhou Runfa: (knocking Wu Mengda with a fan) Laugh!

Wu Mengda: (crying helplessly) I don't laugh.

Zhou Runfa: It's uglier than crying!

Wu Mengda: (reluctantly) Lord Wang.

Zhou Yanfa: You have to be polite when you laugh, (slave-faced) hehe!

Wu Mengda: (holding his stomach with his hands, his body sagging, as if crying) Ouch, ouch!

Zhou Runfa: (Sticking his hand to his chest, servile) Hehe!

Wu Mengda: (holding his stomach with his hands, his body sagging, as if crying) Ouch, ouch!

Zhou Yanfa: (Knocking Wu Mengda with a fan) Your stomach hurts!

Wu Mengda: You're holding your stomach, aren't you!

Zhou Yanfa: You kid is really dirty, you can't think about it...... Hey, you should be a foreigner.

Wu Mengda: Am I a foreigner?

Zhou Yanfa: I work as a postman.

Wu Mengda: How can you be a postman!

Zhou Runfa: I'll show you how I play with them.

Wu Mengda: You can't be a postman, lord. The postman is a subordinate, don't you see that everyone we see has to call the master, and wherever we go, we have to "the slave to the master to say goodbye", can you say this?

Zhou Runfa: What's this, the slave asked the master to say goodbye. (takes a step forward, with a majestic face)

Wu Mengda: Who has ever seen such a big score of minions!

Zhou Runfa: What should happen?

Wu Mengda: Look at how I greet you every day. Look at the point behind you, let's meet people, yo, hey, hey, hey...... The slave asked for peace for the master. (on one knee)

Zhou Yanfa: (kneeling on one knee) The slave has asked for peace for the master.

Wu Mengda: Get up!

Zhou Yanfa: (stands up) You kid takes advantage of me.

Wu Mengda: I'm Uncle Yang, aren't I?

Zhou Yanfa: Oh, good, good, Uncle Yang! I'll look at you fake foreigner......

Wu Mengda: Lord Wang, I'm a foreigner.

Zhou Runfa: I want to see how horizontal you are!

Wu Mengda: I'm not very reasonable as a foreigner.

Zhou Runfa: Was he reasonable when the Eight-Nation Alliance came to Yanjing?

Wu Mengda: Lord, a gentleman's word......

Zhou Runfa: It's hard to chase a horse!

Wu Mengda, Zhou Yanfa: Let's see!

(The two run)

Zhou Yanfa: I'm past you, did I slow down and look at me and smile?

Wu Mengda: I saw my throat and teeth. Smile at Uncle Yang again.

(Zhou Yanfa laughs even more happily)

Wu Mengda: Three-year-old mouth.

Zhou Runfa: You're only three years old!

Wu Mengda: This, this, this...... How do you talk to Yoko-sama!?

Zhou Yanfa: Okay, so

y!

Wu Mengda: (kicking Zhou Yanfa down) Are you "sassy"?

Zhou Yanfa: You kicked me? You kicked me twice!

Wu Mengda: I'm still the third kick. (lifts his foot and retracts) I can't keep it first.

Zhou Runfa: I don't dare to kick it out if I think you.

Wu Mengda: (kicks over Zhou Runfa) Really?

Zhou Yanfa: Why are you pulling my braids?

Wu Mengda: Didn't you say that you want to play with foreigners?

Zhou Runfa: It hurts me to death!

Wu Mengda: When the Eight-Nation Coalition Army entered Yanjing, it played with the braids of our people. You give a smile to Lord Yang!

Zhou Yanfa: Ouch!

Wu Mengda: Laughing, it's more ugly than crying, this face.

Zhou Yanfa: (standing up straight) Boy, you're reversed, I'll beat you.

Wu Mengda: You dare!

(Zhou Runfa beats Wu Mengda)

Wu Mengda: I'm a foreigner, I'm a foreigner, ouch, ouch, Wangye!

Zhou Runfa: The game is on!

Wu Mengda: Why did the foreigners run away one by one!

Zhou Runfa: Chase me!

Wu Mengda: (kneeling on one knee) Gotcha!(Running off the stage, camera following)

Zhou Runfa: Ah, the kid catches up with one!

Wu Mengda: Lord, I'm catching up with another ...... Wang Ye, today I will recover the face lost by our Chinese, and Ming'er will return the land that was thrown out and the land that was cut out! I don't believe that there is no hero to be reborn! Sooner or later, there will be a day, Guan Gongguan Yunchang waved the Qinglong Yanyue Knife. Hey, at that time, I'll see who dares to bully and beat us Chinese! Old and young masters, there is a foreigner in front, do I force or not?

Zhou Runfa: Chase!

Wu Mengda: Chase, listen to you.

(Running on stage, freeze frame)

Zhou Runfa: Okay, first place! (suddenly wakes up) Ahem! How can I explain this?

Wu Mengda: Lord Qiyu, I won the first place for the little one!

Zhou Yunfa: What?

Wu Mengda: First!

Zhou Runfa: Why didn't I see it?

Wu Mengda: How can you not see it, you see that the foreigners in the audience are shouting at us!

Zhou Yanfa: What are you shouting?

Wu Mengda: What are you shouting OK?

Zhou Runfa: OK? This means that we ran first, and they didn't get angry?

Wu Mengda: How else to say that we Chinese straighten our waists and become people!

Zhou Runfa: Okay, two fools, let's hurry back and find the old lady...... (Cover your mouth with your hands, knowing that you have said the wrong thing)

Wu Mengda: I'm stupid, I didn't hear it!

Zhou Runfa: Let's find Galeries Lafayette to receive the reward!

Wu Mengda: Let's go!

Zhou Runfa: I said two stupid, everyone is OK at you, just go first!

Wu Mengda: Don't mind, you go first.

Zhou Runfa: You go first.

Wu Mengda: You go first.

Zhou Runfa: (kicking Wu Mengda) You go quickly.

Wu Mengda: (kneeling on one knee) The minion is welcome!

Zhou Runfa: I said two stupid, you will be slow!

Wu Mengda: You think I'm so stupid!

Zhou Yanfa: Am I stupid?

Wu Mengda: You said it yourself.

The prince played by Zhou Yunfa is not inferior to the original Zhu Shimao, but Wu Mengda is much worse than Chen Peisi, in addition to talent and style, but Wu Mengda has also completed the task, although the performance is a bit obscene, but the audience has not seen the original version, so there is no harm if there is no comparison.