"Boss, you're wearing my slippers. ”

"Really?"

The boss glanced at the slippers under his feet, and then at the second Xu Hao, and walked to the bathroom without stopping.

"Third child, it's so good that you're back, you don't know how sad my life is during the time you're not in the dormitory. ”

Xu Hao looked at Su Wang, who pushed the door in, and began to complain.

In fact, since the National Day in October, Su Wang has moved out with Tang Jin to live in a villa in the community, and occasionally goes back to the dormitory for a few days a month, and today happens to be the day when he goes back to the dormitory.

"Second brother, I see that your face is full of redness, it doesn't look like you're having a hard time. Su Wang asked suspiciously.

"You don't know if you're not in the bedroom, in the past two months, I've already bought three pairs of slippers alone, three pairs, what kind of concept is this, we lost three pairs of slippers in the dormitory in the past two months, but every time the eldest and fourth they forced me to buy them. ”

Hearing Xu Hao's words, Su Wang couldn't help but smile, if students who have lived in dormitories across the country come to discuss, what is the easiest thing to lose in the collective dormitory, and slippers are definitely the first.

No matter how many people there are in a dormitory, in the end, there will always be someone who will lose their slippers, and whether the student has money or not, he will not take the initiative to buy slippers for himself, because he will always feel that one day in the future, the slippers will appear automatically.

In fact, when Su Wang's bedroom lost his slippers for the first time, Su Wang was also present, at that time it was the boss's slippers that were lost, and the boss went to the school commissary to buy a new pair of slippers on the spot, but on the third day after the new slippers were bought, he found the lost slippers from under a certain bed.

Su Wang clearly remembered that when the fourth child took out the box from under the bed and dragged out the slippers lost by the way, the expression on the boss's face was an expression that could not be described in words.

And this time may be a few hours, it may be a day, it may be a few days, it may be a semester, during which it is enough to wear someone else's slippers.

In the slippers, Su Wang's bedroom is not a sacrosanct private property, but a principle of violence, and Xu Hao is the weakest in the entire bedroom, so every time he fights for slippers, he has no share.

"Third brother, I'm done. ”

Not long after Su Wang returned to the dormitory, the fourth Shen Zidong walked into the dormitory with a painful expression.

"What's the end, fourth, you used a telescope to peek at the girls' dormitory and was discovered?"

The eldest happened to come out of the bathroom at this time, and when he heard the words of the fourth Shen Zidong, his expression was serious, and he patted the fourth child on the shoulder and said: "Fourth, the time has come to test your loyalty to the revolution, remember, only you are the only one in our dormitory who has peeked at it." ”

"Whoever peeked at the girls' dormitory, who peeked, I just admired. ”

Shen Zidong rolled his eyes, Su Wang couldn't cry or laugh on the side, speaking of which the freshmen of Shuimu University are really talented, and a livestock in the dormitory next door is an astronomy enthusiast, and he bought a small telescope and put it in the dormitory, saying that it was used to observe the stars at night, but in the end, it became a sharp weapon aimed at the girls' dormitory.

Originally, this was the secret of someone's bedroom, but one night, the boss was standing on the balcony of the bedroom, and was sighing that he had not met Huaicai, only to notice that there was a long thing sticking out next door, and then accompanied by a few sneaky sounds.

"Wow, that's good. ”

"It's so punctual, it turns out that our squad leader is so material. ”

The self-proclaimed boss of the new generation of young people in society found out about the shameless behavior of a few animals in the next bedroom, and naturally wanted to criticize it, and at the same time, he threatened to report it to the other party's squad leader if he did not agree, and the boss signed a telescope ownership treaty with the next bedroom.

135 to 308 bedroom, 246 to 309 bedroom, everyone can get together on Sundays to discuss and communicate.

If you look at the ancient literati and ink writers, one by one, they lingered on the banks of the Qinhuai River and stayed in the red boat of the Qinglou, which is not called piao, that is called looking for inspiration. ”

Shen Zidong retorted, and then reacted that what he was going to say was not this.

"Boss, I was almost taken off topic by you, the thing I want to say is that I saw Miao Tingting and a boy walking very close today, and the two talked and laughed, it was just embarrassing ......"

Listening to the fourth child's narration, throwing away those derogatory terms, Su Wang probably knew what was going on.

When the fourth child was strolling around the school after class today, he saw Miao Tingting and a boy strolling around the campus, this boy should not be bad-looking, which can be concluded from the thief's eyebrows and mouse eyes in the mouth of the fourth child, generally speaking, rivals in love slander each other.

The more slanderous it is, the more jealous he is of the other party in his heart, if the boy is really ugly, the fourth child will not use this kind of word to describe it.

In the description of the fourth child, Miao Tingting betrayed him and walked with a cheap man, but Su Wang knew that the fourth child liked Miao Tingting, but Miao Tingting never agreed and did not have any statement in this regard.

"The eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother...... I've decided. ”

The fourth child had a resolute expression on his face, and the boss secretly gave Xu Hao a look, Xu Hao stood up from his position, pretended to walk to the door of the bedroom inadvertently, and then closed the door and locked it from the inside.

"Fourth, impulse is the devil, think about your family, think about your future, don't do things that make relatives and enemies happy because of impulse, you still have a lot of youth, you are the rising sun, with an infinite future. ”

The boss persuaded hard, and the fourth child listened carefully at first, but after listening for a while, he realized that something was wrong, and directly interrupted the boss's words, "Boss, what are you talking about, I decided to confess to Miao Tingting." ”

After the fourth child said this, there was a moment of silence in the bedroom, the second Xu Hao opened the door and walked back to his position, the eldest withdrew the hand on the fourth child's shoulder, and Su Wang also lay on his bed and closed his eyes to recuperate.

"Damn, I don't take you like this, this is the first confession in my life, you must give me advice. ”

No one responded!

"Boss, in the next month, my telescope time will be all for you. ”

"Second brother, my notebook will be yours in the next month. ”

The fourth child endured the pain and said the conditions, and finally looked at Su Wang, "Third brother, you are already a winner in life, you don't lack anything, but you have to pull a brother, a person is not rich, and common prosperity is the lofty ideal of our new generation of successors." ”

"Fourth, what are you talking about, am I the one who cares about these, I just didn't speak, I was thinking about how you should confess to be able to impress Miao Tingting. ”

The boss looked upright, and Xu Hao also raised his head and smiled very simply, "Fourth, you misunderstood me, we are roommates and brothers, don't you lend me your notebook, I won't help you, am I Xu Hao this kind of person?"

The fourth child really wants to say that the two of you are this kind of person, but now he has a request for others, so he has to bury these words in the bottom of his heart and convey them through his eyes and facial expressions.

"In fact, confession is the same as fighting, the purpose is to capture the opponent, and the art of war is cloudy, attacking the heart is the top, attacking the city is the bottom, the heart is the top, the soldier is the bottom, and the soldier who surrenders without a fight is the royal road. ”

The eldest began to drag the ancient words, and the fourth child listened carefully and asked curiously, "Then how to attack the heart?"

"If you want to attack the heart, you have to understand the opponent, the so-called knowing yourself and knowing the other side will win all battles, only by understanding Miao Tingting's personality and hobbies, and then doing what she likes, can you win it in one fell swoop. ”

"Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years. ”

The fourth brother clenched his fist at the boss, and then asked shamelessly: "Then how should it be implemented?"

"This is specific, second, you come and tell the fourth child, I don't need to answer this little question. ”

After the boss shamelessly said some theories, he handed over the task to Xu Hao, Xu Hao patted his notebook, and said categorically: "Social worker, only social worker is king." ”

"Fourth, don't listen to the old erhu. ”

Su Wang couldn't stand it anymore, the second Xu Hao was obsessed with the hacker career, and even the word social worker was said, although to a certain extent, social work represents the investigation of a person's information in all aspects, and there is indeed nothing wrong with using it in the pursuit of girls, which can increase the probability of success in confession.

However, Su Wang has always felt that pursuing a girl can learn some information about the girl from the acquaintances around the girl appropriately, but it can only be the most basic information, and if you really want to chase a girl like a marching war, it will be meaningless.

"Third brother, I know that the eldest and second are unreliable, what good ideas can the two old bachelors come up with, third brother, you can even catch up with a sister-in-law like a fairy, you must be a master of this way, just teach me a little mastery, I thank you in advance for me and Miao Tingting's future children." ”

Belch......

Su Wang was about to answer, but at this time, the door of the dormitory was pushed open, and a livestock from the 309 dormitory next door walked in.

"What's the matter, you don't need binoculars today?"

The animal looked at the four people in Su Wang's bedroom with a puzzled face, and the fourth Shen Zidong gritted his teeth and replied: "How can I still be in the mood to look at the telescope, my future wife will be pried away." ”

"There's such a thing, brother, you can't do it, my girlfriend has to coax me, let me tell you, my girlfriend was dead to me when I was in high school, and now she is studying at a medical university and has to send me messages every day. ”

"Dare to ask the great god how did you do it?" the fourth humbly asked for advice.

"Hehe, do you know why I like to study the stars? Just to pick up girls, let me tell you, now any roses are too weak, I send stars directly, there is a so-called star naming system in the world, as long as a hundred yuan can buy the right to sign a planet, when the time comes, the planet will be named after the girl, no girl can refuse this romance. ”

The animal of 309 had a smug expression on his face, and the boss was shocked to hear it, and even Su Wang looked at this animal with admiration, this is really a talent.