Wu Ke is twenty-five years old this year.

He is a Grand Slam street player who beats his peers in academics, career, romance and other aspects.

didn't do well in his studies, and after graduating from college, he got a salary of more than 2,000 yuan, and the blind date added him to WeChat and watched his circle of friends, so he blocked him. His circle of friends is full of information about [forwarding and receiving red envelopes].

But he wasn't discouraged, especially today. Early in the morning, Mr. Hou called and urged him to hurry to the company.

Today is the weekend, and the grumpy boss is speaking in a gentle tone on the phone, and the head of the comprehensive team has just left. Along the way, Wu Ke, who has been conscientiously pursuing progress, is full of joy.

Wu Ke rode the battery car onto the fast lane, humming "I have a little donkey I never ride", riding in the busy traffic.

The boss is on the fifth floor, and the elevator does not allow idle people to use. Wu Ke went up to the fifth floor in one breath, entered the boss's office without blushing and without a heartbeat, and deliberately laughed awkwardly when he entered the door: "Mr. Hou is good!"

"Okay, you're M-headed! What are you thinking about all day long? Ah? Look at you writing this plan, what kind of thing are you? Elementary school students are all higher than you!" Mr. Hou looked hideous, spat and spitted everywhere, and threw a stack of documents in Wu Ke's face while scolding.

I thought I was going to be promoted and raised, but on the way here, I gritted my teeth and asked for more spicy strips in the multigrain pancakes, and I whistled when I saw the beautiful girl selling lemonade in front of the company. I fantasized about all kinds of heavenly scenes, but I never expected such a thing.

Wu Kebei came from the sky, and he had the heart to cry.

Mr. Hou saw that he had no temper, so he had to inch in: "I'm not a pig farm here, I hired you to let you work." You can change this plan now, change it with me, and when you change it, you will leave. ”

Wu Ke was furious, clenched his fists and looked at the ashtray on Mr. Hou's table.

Mr. Hou withdrew his round belly: "You, what are you going to do?"

Wu Ke raised his eyes: "Mr. Hou, let me sort out my thoughts." ”

Mr. Hou breathed a sigh of relief, sat back in the boss's chair and lit a cigarette, pointing to the coffee table three meters away opposite: "You sit there, sit there and sort out your thoughts, and you can take the computer." ”

Where is Wu Ke's reasoning? He really wanted to pick up the ashtray and head at the fat head just now. He even thought of the scene where Mr. Hou's head was full of blood, which made his blood boil. But at the last moment, Wu Ke remembered a thing.

It's time to pay wages next week, and it's cool to smash it for a while, but if you smash it, there's nothing. The landlord has given an ultimatum to ask the security guard to come and clear the premises if he doesn't pay the rent.

Take a step back and be calm, endure a salary of 2,000 for a while. Wu Ke gritted his teeth and swallowed his saliva.

But he glanced at the document and was not calm, his whole body trembled, and he was in a hurry.

"Mr. Hou, I didn't write this plan, it was written by Brother Dong. Although Wu Ke was angry, his words were still soft.

Mr. Hou spit out the smoke ring and looked at the ceiling with his face: "No matter who wrote it, you can change it." I slept a little and drank a little too much last night. ”

Soon the house snorted and the mountains shook.

Wu Ke watched the document change more and more, this Brother Dong's plan was obviously copied and pasted from the Internet, and even the name of the company was not changed. Wu Ke's specialty is to write plans and summaries, he simply conceived by himself, typed an article by hand, typed a plan of more than 6,000 words, and read the table below for exactly an hour.

Idle is also idle, he looked at Mr. Hou's office boredly. Glancing around, a pale yellow oval ball on the coffee table caught his attention. The ball looked solid, but it floated above the base, with a gap of about a centimeter in the middle.

No matter how bad Wu Ke's physics is, he also feels that this is absolutely impossible. Reaching out and touching it, the ball does have some weight. Huh? What is the principle? He almost forgot about the humiliation, and was engrossed in studying the pale yellow oval.

About an hour later, Mr. Hou woke up from a big dream, he stretched his waist and raised his eyes to see that he was immediately furious: "What are you doing? Don't touch it!"

Wu Ke hurriedly withdrew his hand: "Mr. Hou, the plan has been written." ”

Hou's head office has a small business, and everything has to be checked personally. He took Wu Ke's printed plan and looked at it again and again, and suddenly said angrily: "You can write it well, why don't you write it all at once?"

Wu Ke was unconvinced: "It's obviously written by Brother Dong"

Mr. Hou was impatient: "What Brother Dong, Brother Dong's? I will be called Team Leader Dong in the future! I promised him last night, and I will issue documents on Monday." In this way, you will draft a document appointing Dong Peng as the head of the comprehensive group. Learn a little bit in the future, don't be a fool all day long!"

In addition to eating chicken and watching football games every day, Dong Peng did all his work perfunctory. Wu Ke not only does his own work, but also often helps Dong Peng deal with the aftermath. He naively thought that one day the boss would promote him to the position of team leader, but at this moment, the dream was shattered.

Sitting back on the sofa next to the coffee table, Wu Ke only felt that the world was spinning. If you don't get up again, this fat man will really think of himself as SB.

He snapped and closed the notebook: "Mr. Hou, I can't write this document." This weekend, I have a personal matter. ”

Mr. Hou got up angrily: "Who are you talking to?

Wu Ke walked coldly to Mr. Hou's table, picked up the ashtray and said word by word: "I'm talking to you, Fat Hou!"

Mr. Hou felt that he had lost a few points in momentum, and he was a little timid in his heart, but face often made people take risks.

He lit a cigarette again, and said in a trembling voice: "Xiao Wu, you are still young, and you have only been in the society for a few years? ”

Wu Ke didn't talk nonsense, he raised the ashtray for a moment, and Mr. Hou's left face immediately turned red. Seeing the red, Mr. Hou was stunned, covered his left face and ran, smoking a few puffs of cigarette stained on the back of his hand covered with blood. The door was closed, and Mr. Hou drilled under the coffee table like a headless fly. But he was so big that he couldn't get into it at all.

Wu Ke was already red-eyed, and picked up the ashtray again and smashed it. Unfortunately, the ashtray smashed directly onto the coffee table. The yellow oval ball flew out of the sky, stopped on the ceiling for a moment, and fell to the ground. There was a flash of yellow light in the room, and then the ball was gone.

Wu Ke didn't care about being surprised, picked up his battery car key and went out. When he walked to the door, he was still unsatisfied, and turned around and spat on his face: "Lao Tzu is gone! This month's salary will be your medical expenses!"

On the way home, he was worried, what should he do in the future, what to eat, where to live, pretending to be B for a while, and impulsiveness ruined his life.

Let's hurry back and straighten my resume, thinking of this, he couldn't help but speed up. Everything on the road was weird, as if it had been here and as if it hadn't been. I had just walked a short distance, and suddenly I felt that the speed of the battery car had plummeted, and the experience of sitting in the car was much worse.

It's broken, it's a flat tire! It's really unfavorable, and I can't stuff my teeth when I drink water. Looking around, it's okay, the garage is still open.

But when I walked to the door, I felt that it was wrong, and the words "pump up and repair tires" on the original signboard were replaced with "universal chip general distribution".

Originally, the house was messy with car repair tools and recycled broken copper and iron, but today it has been newly decorated and whitewashed. With a weird counter, it's a bit like a clinic, but it's not like it. Outside the door, there is no change except for the signboard.

Another fool!

Wu Ke pushed the battery car back in disappointment, and a thin and dirty-faced old man came out of the room. He called out to Wu Ke and greeted with a smile: "Wu Ke, why don't you come in and sit down?"

Wu Ke confirmed that he was not an old man who repaired cars, but how did he know himself? Alas, the current scammer is really working hard, pushing the car with his head down while thinking about it.

"Come in and sit down, I can help you out. The old man's tone was sincere, like Wu Ke's grandfather who had passed away for many years.

Wu Ke wants to make people's lives turn a little bit, and he is very concerned about everything that may change his fate. No matter how cold or hot it is, his lottery ticket has not been broken, and he has consulted many times about the advertisements for children. As soon as he heard that the old man could help him get out of the predicament, and the old man's tone was like that of his grandfather, he turned back without saying a word.