"You helped me, and I'm going to help you. The little old man was making tea bowls as he spoke, squinting at Wu Ke with a gloomy face.

This routine is outdated, and Wu Ke did not get into it. He didn't say a word, didn't take the tea bowl, and just watched the old man's performance with his eyes open.

The old man didn't care, and put down the tea bowl: "You broke the crystal ball in Mr. Hou's office, I just came out, I came here from Pluto, and I walked for twenty days." According to the calculations of your earthlings, it is two thousand years. ”

Wu Ke got up and was about to leave, he was already annoyed enough, and he was not in the mood to listen to this madman's nonsense. When he walked to the door, he stopped, not because he didn't want to go, but because he couldn't walk. The door was wide open, but he couldn't step out anyway.

The old man continued: "I am a distributor sent to Earth by the main factory, and my business area includes the Earth and the moon not far away. You're my first customer and I'm letting you try our product for free. ”

Wu Ke looked back impatiently and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, what are you selling, I don't have the money for you to cheat!"

"The first business, you don't have to pay. Our product is called universal chip, which can be implanted in the customer's body to reshape the customer's talent and change the customer's luck. It's just that this chip hasn't been tested in the market yet, are you willing to try it?" the old man still looked sincere.

Although Wu Ke still didn't believe it, he was obviously interested. He sat back on the iron stool and drank the tea in one gulp: "You say be careful, what can this chip do?"

"You can travel to the future and do whatever you want, you can go back in time to change history, and you can fulfill all your wishes in parallel space. However, at present, only the chip to parallel space is free to try. "The old man is like a treasure.

Idle is idle, anyway, there is nothing valuable on him, just chat with him for a while. It's time to relax.

"Can this free chip allow me to make a lot of money in parallel space? Wu Ke said as much as he could.

The old man replied affirmatively: "Of course you can, you can't even do this little thing, what is it called a universal chip." After the chip is implanted, you can make a fortune even if you do things according to your own ideas. ”

Wu Ke straightened his neck and widened his eyes: "Is it really a free trial?

Old man: "When it comes to a free trial, you definitely don't have to pay." You only need to pay a service fee for future maintenance. ”

Wu Ke: "The fox's tail is leaking out, right? Why is there a service fee again?"

"When you came to maintain, you must have had a lot of money!" the old man said, getting up and taking out a dilapidated instrument like a flashlight from the counter, blowing the dust, and shining a light on Wu Ke's right eye.

Wu Ke only felt a sense of relief all over his body, and he saw the things around him much more clearly. The old man didn't seem to be so ugly, and he was kind and kind.

"You go, it won't be long before you're the richest man in the city. The old man's tone dragged on for a long time, as if it had come down from the air.

"Where's the chip?"

"It's implanted in you. ”

Wu Ke smiled bitterly and went out, the crumbling sign rubbing against the top of his head.

"Old man, it's time to change your broken sign. ”

"Wait a minute, put this on, and contact me. The old man walked out of the door with a worn-out electronic watch and handed it to Wu Ke.

Wu Ke frowned and said, "What is this? It's so ugly, don't wear it, don't wear it." ”

"You have to wear it, otherwise the chip won't be able to receive instructions from the main factory, and you won't be able to find me. Before Wu Ke could reply, the old man had already put the watch on his wrist.

The cart left, huh, didn't the tires burst?

Forget it, go home.

It's another one-of-a-kind.

Passing by the convenience store at the entrance of the community, it was still cold as usual. Wu Ke couldn't suppress the impulse in his heart, and walked directly to the boss's recliner: "Boss, change the signboard of your shop, just write 'cigarettes and alcohol', it's not attractive." ”

The boss knew Wu Ke and knew that he was a college student. After graduating from elementary school, he still thinks highly of college students, although Wu Ke has been on credit for a long time. He got up and asked, "Xiao Wu, you said that the problem with my store is on the signboard?"

"Yes, the sign is outdated. Boss, take another pack of cigarettes and put it on the account. ”

In the evening, Wu Ke sat on the small bed in the rental house with his head drooped, thinking about the crazy old man in the morning.

"Lao Tie, come out at night, I'll treat you to the hot pot restaurant downstairs. "The junior high school classmates who haven't been in touch for seven or eight years are invited to eat for the first time, Wu Ke did not refuse, he is idle and idle, and he does not eat for nothing.

That broken watch is so ugly that it needs to be removed. Wu Ke stretched out his hand to pick it up, but it was like it had grown to his wrist, and he couldn't take it off at all. The screen is lit up, there is no time, only a histogram. The bottom of the two small pillars are marked with [Qi Luck] and [Money Merchant] respectively, both of which are full of grids.

What the hell? Antique, Pluto is at this level? Wu Ke didn't care about that much, washed his face and went out.

"Do you know why I came to this hot pot restaurant?" the classmate took a sip of wine and looked at Wu Ke.

Wu Ke scratched his head and asked, "It's close to my house, don't you need to send me when I'm too drunk?"

"Self-inflicted! His business is poor, cheap, no need to queue! Haha......" The classmate laughed.

The mouth of the eater is short, and Wu Ke chews the cow tendon with his head stuffy. Let your classmates ridicule yourself in all directions, that is, you don't look up and don't respond.

When the drink was served, the classmate told the truth: "Wu Ke, do you know why I invited you tonight?"

"I don't know", after suffering a loss, Wu Ke is no longer fooled.

"My girlfriend is from your community, and I made an appointment with her to meet at 10 o'clock in the evening. I came early, and I couldn't find anyone to talk to, so I found you. ”

Wu Ke was still chewing on the cow tendons, not raising his head, and not responding.

"What's going on?" the classmate's smiling face froze, and he stared straight at the lobby of the hot pot restaurant.

Wu Ke raised his head and followed the gaze of his classmates, and a large number of diners suddenly came in from the hot pot restaurant that was originally crowded. The face of the female boss smiled like a chrysanthemum, and she urged the kitchen while entertaining guests.

drank a lot of wine, Wu Ke was also blindfolded, and in a daze, it seemed that his classmates had paid the bill and left. After a long time, the female boss came over. smiled and said: "Xiao Wu, you can come at any time in the future, and Sister Zhang will give you a free order." You helped my sister bring fortune. ”

Wu Ke didn't believe it, and stumbled up: "Sister Zhang, don't make fun of me, I'll come back when I have money in the future." ”

Sister Zhang turned around and walked into the counter, took a stack of vouchers and handed it to Wu Ke: "Take it, come and eat it anytime in the future!"

When he woke up the next day, it was noon, Wu Ke rubbed his eyes and got up to go to work. After washing my face, I remembered that I had resigned from my boss yesterday, alas!

Walking to the computer and about to start work, the stack of vouchers caught his attention. The scene of taking the voucher yesterday was just a dream, how can there really be a voucher?

I happened to be hungry, so I wanted to see if this coupon was real or fake!

"Xiao Wu, you finally came out. Yesterday, as soon as you talked about the signboard, I asked people to change the signboard overnight. And guess what? I broke my leg this morning! Haha," the convenience store owner was flushed.

Wu Ke couldn't believe his ears, he rubbed his eyes: "Boss, I'll just say it casually." ”

"What do you say casually, don't be modest, you are talented, and you have done my brother a great favor! If you need anything in the future, just get it!" the boss smiled with sincerity on his face.

On the street, a group of people formed a circle, and Wu Ke was curious about the disease. Squeeze in and take a look, WC, what is this old classmate doing kneeling on the street?

"What's your situation?"

"My girlfriend broke up with me. ”

"Kneel when you break up?"

"She said that if I knelt for a day, she would forgive me. ”

"Let's go, eat hot pot, and kneel when you're full. ”

"Don't go"

Wu Ke was helpless and got out of the crowd. A pig crowed from behind: "Xiaowen, forgive me!"

After walking a few more steps, a female voice resounded in the sky: "SB"

Wu Ke shook his head and entered the hot pot restaurant, and Sister Zhang directly let Wu Ke into the box: "Xiao Wu, you are my sister's God of Wealth." I saw yesterday that the number of customers has started to surge since you entered the store. What you eat as much as you order. ”

While talking, the lobby was full again, and Sister Zhang opened the box door with a smile: "Xiao Wu, you see, you must come often in the future, and you can bring your friends to come, all of them are free!"